Plagiarism In Another World
/ Plagiarism in Another World 12 Taking a Kid to an Orphanage/The Strange Blacksmith
;) What Mu doesn't know is that he can't look cool
"Well your just comedic relief and have no body so you totally can't look cool" Mu thought back at the voice.
;) My name is The Abyss so yeah I'm kinda cool
"Yea I guess in an edgy emo kinda way." Mu thought laughing at the voice completely skipping the fact that the voice is literally the abyss.
;) Fuck you I'm nothing like what those fucks say I am.
"Ok your not, jokes over." Mu thought.
Now while he was thinking these thoughts he was thoughting more thinks on what he will buy. He went through his options hat, coat, monocle, and then he thinked the biggest thought he had ever had. "It's all coming together." Mu thought after his think.
Now while he was reciting Doctor Seuss and getting lost in his own mind the real world slapped him in the face.
"Screw this damn baby." He heard and he saw a man in an inn throw a baby out the window coincidentally right at him. Mu caught the baby and he saw it had a ancient dragon necklace around its neck. Now Mu being a rational human being thought,"Well this kid is some part dragon so this is probably this kids origin story. I'm not gonna be the parent to some useless hero, hero parents always either die or get put in there kids shadow.
He will be better off in an orphanage those heroes are usually cool-er." So Mu asked around and after searching for a good non-evil child sacrificing demon infested orphanage(which was actually kind of hard). He finally found one and just gave the kid to the really young mistress of the orphanage.
"Ok so were was I," Mu thought to get back to his thinks which he had thought before (that is the last time I'm doing that) "Oh yeah I think a cane would be cool, but not one of those weird evil villain obsidian black canes with a sword inside just a regular wooden one with a curve." So Mu started asking around the Capital to get to the center market. He was walking the direction a guard had pointed when he saw a sign.
JOHN'S AMAZING BLACKSMITHING
"Well I found my blacksmith," Mu thought. So he walked into the shop and noticed it was nice and tidied but not to nice just the right amount. "Hello Sir. what can I do you for." A man who had come out of the back said to Mu as he walked in. "Are you John," Mu asked. "No I'm a god what do you think of course I'm John, full name John Totally-Not-God" John Totally-Not-God said while wiping sweat off of him,"See I sweat just like a regular human I am totally not a god. "Ok well I don't care can I just have a regular wooden cane that's been hollowed out in the middle so that it makes a nice sound." "Ok so you want a regular wooden cane inlaid with obsidian and sprinkled with stardust with a fire gold top." John said,"Yes just a regular wood... hey wait what was it you said." Mu stumbled,"A regular wooden cane." John said," No after that though you said something." Mu explained," Oh yea the obsidian inlay, stardust crumbs, and a fire gold top." John said like it was the most normal thing in the world. "I don't want those though," Mu said to John. "Really do you just want a regular wooden cane well that's gonna cost you extra." John said. "Why it's just wood," Mu was flabbergasted. "Just wood..do you know how rare "just wood" is around here there is only rare or otherworldly materials around here due to the power centered in this area." Mu had a feeling that this made sense in a strange way. "Alright whatever how much," Mu asked John. "Umm how about that whole bag of gold there." John said pointing at the bag containing all of Mu's money," Are you serious." Mu asked,"As serious as a god... which I am not." John said," Alright but how long will you take." Mu asked, "A few minutes." Mu just accepted this as he had the sneaking suspicion that this guy was a god.
Chapter end
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