Sihwa didn't feel that the live-broadcast hosts were all that good . She thought that although she had just started live-broadcasting, she could do better than them . The only problem was that she didn't have legs and could not leave the bathtub… all she could broadcast was her singing and playing different games .
She didn't know how to play games, and according to Zhang Zian, he couldn't understand what she was singing, anyway . Did that mean she had to learn human songs?
She was against this idea, as human songs were restricted to a narrow range to her . Both the high and low keys were stuck in a very small range; calling them "songs" was a complete insult to the word .
Because of that, she didn't want to learn any human songs . She could conquer the world with her beauty alone, right? Like the expression said: "If one could make a living with a pretty face, then why bother acquiring talents?" It was against her fish life principle of surviving on minimal effort!
She selected a "beauty" tag for her broadcast room with great confidence . Then she took a few deep breaths and activated her live broadcast room .
Wait, nobody is here…
It was normal to have no visitors . Nobody knew about her live broadcast just yet, after all . Even spreading the news from word of mouth took some time .
She waited for a while . The number of visitors was still zero .
"What is this! Did the cheapskate pick the wrong live broadcast app? It's not popular at all!" she mumbled and complained .
If Zhang Zian were there, he would have certainly pointed out that she picked the wrong time . How many people were streaming live broadcasts on a weekday morning? Besides, it was her first broadcast . She should at least have chosen an evening; that was when most of the viewings occurred .
Sihwa waited for visitors to enter the broadcast room, glancing at the battery level icon from time to time .
"What's wrong? Why is the battery bar going down so fast?"
She tried to think and then guessed the reason: The camera was on . She had learned a long time ago that the camera drained the battery fast .
"Crap . If I wait like this, the battery will be dead before night comes! What a bad decision! I didn't think of this!" She knocked her head gently in remorse .
It looked like she would have to beg Fina to charge the phone for her in secret later that afternoon . As long as she could have 30 minutes to charge her phone, then the phone could last until she went to bed that night .
Each time she begged Fina, it looked at her hatefully . Most people could not take that look in its eyes, as if it had asked: "Do you live just to play with the phone?"
One time, it did ask her that question out loud . She had answered assertively: "Yes!"
After hearing her answer, Fina was speechless for quite a while . Sihwa should have taken a picture of its face then . But then she considered that if she offended it, nobody would help her charge the phone, so she decided to not act stupid .
She waited for a while longer, but there still weren't any visitors in the broadcast room .
She heard Zhang Zian leaving the aquarium with two other people . The sound of them traveled further and further away .
At that time, she realized the biggest inconvenience of live broadcast: She could no longer play with her phone while broadcasting . Even if there were no visitors, all she could do was wait .
As seconds and minutes ticked by, the decreasing battery level was nibbling away her confidence .
At one point, she even doubted if other live broadcast rooms had visitors, either . But after exiting and visiting other rooms, she found that the other rooms were very busy and active; yet, her own looked like a ghost's live broadcast room…
"How can it be… D*mn it! That cheapskate will look down upon me!" she said to herself while clenching her teeth together . As soon as she thought of Zhang Zian's stingy face, she wanted to slap it with her tail…
She waited another long while, but still no visitors entered her broadcast room .
After keeping the same posture for a long time, her arm grew tired from holding her phone . Since there were no visitors, she fixated the phone on the soap dish, shower gel bottle, and other miscellaneous items . Then she adjusted the angle for a sideways filming from one side of the bathtub . Her face and shoulder were captured in the screen, as well as the bathtub rim . She finally had her hands free .
Another ten minutes passed and there still wasn't anybody in the room .
Her excitement slowly cooled down; her mood grew weary . After all, she had played with her phone until late last night, and the sun had woken her up very early that morning .
After confirming the number of visitors one more time, she yawned .
"Fine, I'll just nap on my arms––just for a little while . " She made up excuses for herself . "Fina naps all the time . It sleeps much more than me, so it's fine if I get a little more sleep!"
She crossed her arms on the bathtub rim, put her face on her arm, then twisted her body into a comfortable position . She closed her eyes and fell asleep quickly .
In the quiet bathroom, time ticked down without hurry . So did the phone battery .
Suddenly, the seemingly frozen live broadcast screen changed .
[Little Small Bear] entered the live broadcast room .
[Little Small Bear]: The first!
[Little Small Bear]: …
[Little Small Bear]: What a quiet room . But the girl seems good . So pretty!
[Little Small Bear]: Hostess, are you there? Don't sleep anymore . Wake up for your guest!
[Little Small Bear]: Hey! Hey! Wake up! Wake up!
[Little Small Bear] sent a moon cake and left a message .
Five minutes later .
[Little Small Bear]: Crap . Is this an inflated doll?
[Little Small Bear] left the live broadcast room .
Two minutes later .
[Swordsman] entered the live broadcast room .
[Swordsman]: Haha! The first!
[Swordsman]: Haha! The first!
[Swordsman]: Wow! What a pretty girl! Is the retouch function really that powerful in live broadcast apps these days?
[Swordsman]: Girl, are you broadcasting your bath? Stand up . Let me see if you are wearing any clothes .
Four minutes later .
[Swordsman]: Boring!
[Swordsman] left the live broadcast room .
******
An hour passed; it was almost noon .
Zhang Zian was still in the grass field, working to complete the interview with Famous and the other two television station crew members .
******
[Little Overlord] entered the live broadcast room .
[Mr . Grape]: Welcome .
[Little Overlord]: …Are you welcoming me?
[Mr . Grape]: Yes .
[Little Overlord]: Fine . I didn't think there was anybody here . I was about to say that I was the first .
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: You are not the first . There was already someone here when I entered .
[Little Overlord]: So, what is the room broadcasting?
[Mr . Grape]: I don't know . As far as it seems, it's broadcasting sleep .
[Little Overlord]: Crap! There are people watching live broadcasts of sleep?
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: The hostess is very pretty, so people would like to watch her sleep .
[Little Overlord]: Fine; that sounds reasonable… But is she really sleeping?
[killme]: Let me be honest . I've been watching for over half an hour . The hostess is indeed sleeping .
[Little Overlord]: …How do you know that she's not dead?
[killme]: Because during the 17th minute, her eyelid twitched . I thought she was about to wake up, but I was wrong .
[killme]: Because during the 17th minute, her eyelid twitched . I thought she was about to wake up, but I was wrong .
[Little Overlord]: …This is so sick! So what are you watching really?
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: I want to know when she will wake up .
[Mr . Grape]: So do I .
[Warm and Cozy] entered the live broadcast room .
[Mr . Grape]: Welcome .
[Warm and Cozy]: Thanks! What's being broadcasted here?
[killme]: Sleep .
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: Sleep .
[Little Overlord]: It's said to be sleeping .
[Warm and Cozy]: …There are people watching a live broadcast of someone sleeping?
[Little Overlord]: I just asked this question .
[killme]: It's because the hostess is very pretty . So there are people willing to watch her sleep .
[Warm and Cozy]: …You guys are so boring!
[killme]: People watch live broadcasts because they are bored .
[Warm and Cozy]: At least other live broadcast hostesses have some content, such as food, outdoors, talents, and even games…
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: What kind of content does a hostess need? All they need is a pretty face .
[killme]: Right .
[Warm and Cozy]: …Are all men like this––they think that all a woman needs is a pretty face? Is this too shallow?
[Little Overlord]: Indeed…
[killme]: Why is this shallow?
[Warm and Cozy]: Haven't you heard the expression––"All good-looking skins are the same . But each interesting soul is unique?"
[killme]: Bullsh*t! Everybody likes good-looking skins . Only the soul itself will find itself interesting, I'm afraid .
[Little Overlord]: Hey! Stop arguing! Actually, I think [Warm and Cozy] makes sense . But in reality… good-looking skins are just popular! If I broadcast myself sleeping, nobody would want to watch . Who would find out what my content is like?
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: I just like pretty faces . How can you call me shallow?
[Little Overlord]: Hey! Stop arguing! Actually, I think [Warm and Cozy] makes sense . But in reality… good-looking skins are just popular! If I broadcast myself sleeping, nobody would want to watch . Who would find out what my content is like?
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: I just like pretty faces . How can you call me shallow?
[First First First] entered the live broadcast room .
[Just Walk Don't Stop] entered the live broadcast room .
[Mr . Grape]: Welcome .
[Little Overlord]: [Mr . Grape], are you a robot?
[Warm and Cozy]: I like people with content . Pretty faces are from nature, while content is cultivated with nurture . I like hard-working men .
[First First First]: I, Tianjin Daniel Wu, do not agree!
[Little Overlord]: I, Shenzhen Aaron Kwok, haven't talked!
[Just Walk Don't Stop]: I'm Nanjing Leonardo DiCaprio . Go away, ugly ghosts!
[First First First]: Eunuch Li! Here you are! Follow me into the Forbidden City to meet the queen!
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: Hehe . If I find you a 1 . 4-meter tall man with crooked teeth, pimples all over his face, and foul breath as soon as he opens his mouth, would you like him? Can you kiss him?
[Warm and Cozy]: …This example is too extreme . It's hard to find a man like this .
[F*ck The Wildest Dog]: At least it's easier than finding a hostess as pretty as this one .
[Little Overlord]: That is true… I've never seen a prettier hostess than her on this broadcast platform .
[killme]: So, regardless of what you said, you pay attention to pretty faces .
[Warm and Cozy]: …I didn't say that I didn't pay attention to pretty faces . Just in comparison, I pay more attention to the content!
[killme]: If someone can't attract you with a pretty face, then how would you be interested in finding out about their content?
[Just Walk Don't Stop]: What's there to argue about? To me, a girl's pretty face is more important than anything! As for men…
[First First First]: The criteria for men are simple: Pan, donkey, Deng, young, free, money, money, money, money, money!
[Warm and Cozy]: What does that mean?
[First First First]: As handsome as Pan An; a d*ck as big as a donkey; as rich as Deng Tong, the richest man in Han Dynasty; young; and has free time to spend with women . One can only get five points if he can achieve these five criteria… But as long as he has money, he gets at least six points!
[Warm and Cozy]: Shallow! Dirty! I'm not talking to you anymore!
[Warm and Cozy] left the live broadcast room .
Sihwa didnt feel that the live-broadcast hosts were all that good . She thought that although she had just started live-broadcasting, she could do better than them . The only problem was that she didnt have legs and could not leave the bathtub… all she could broadcast was her singing and playing different games . She didnt know how to play games, and according to Zhang Zian, he couldnt understand what she was singing, anyway . Did that mean she had to learn human songs? She was against this idea, as human songs were restricted to a narrow range to her . Both the high and low keys were stuck in a very small range; calling them songs was a complete insult to the word . Because of that, she didnt want to learn any human songs . She could conquer the world with her beauty alone, right? Like the expression said: If one could make a living with a pretty face, then why bother acquiring talents? It was against her fish life principle of surviving on minimal effort! She selected a beauty tag for her broadcast room with great confidence . Then she took a few deep breaths and activated her live broadcast room . Wait, nobody is here… It was normal to have no visitors . Nobody knew about her live broadcast just yet, after all . Even spreading the news from word of mouth took some time . She waited for a while . The number of visitors was still zero . What is this! Did the cheapskate pick the wrong live broadcast app? Its not popular at all! she mumbled and complained . If Zhang Zian were there, he would have certainly pointed out that she picked the wrong time . How many people were streaming live broadcasts on a weekday morning? Besides, it was her first broadcast . She should at least have chosen an evening; that was when most of the viewings occurred . Sihwa waited for visitors to enter the broadcast room, glancing at the battery level icon from time to time . Whats wrong? Why is the battery bar going down so fast? She tried to think and then guessed the reason: The camera was on . She had learned a long time ago that the camera drained the battery fast . Crap . If I wait like this, the battery will be dead before night comes! What a bad decision! I didnt think of this! She knocked her head gently in remorse . It looked like she would have to beg Fina to charge the phone for her in secret later that afternoon . As long as she could have 30 minutes to charge her phone, then the phone could last until she went to bed that night . Each time she begged Fina, it looked at her hatefully . Most people could not take that look in its eyes, as if it had asked: Do you live just to play with the phone? One time, it did ask her that question out loud . She had answered assertively: Yes! After hearing her answer, Fina was speechless for quite a while . Sihwa should have taken a picture of its face then . But then she considered that if she offended it, nobody would help her charge the phone, so she decided to not act stupid . She waited for a while longer, but there still werent any visitors in the broadcast room . She heard Zhang Zian leaving the aquarium with two other people . The sound of them traveled further and further away . At that time, she realized the biggest inconvenience of live broadcast: She could no longer play with her phone while broadcasting . Even if there were no visitors, all she could do was wait . As seconds and minutes ticked by, the decreasing battery level was nibbling away her confidence . At one point, she even doubted if other live broadcast rooms had visitors, either . But after exiting and visiting other rooms, she found that the other rooms were very busy and active; yet, her own looked like a ghosts live broadcast room… How can it be… D*mn it! That cheapskate will look down upon me! she said to herself while clenching her teeth together . As soon as she thought of Zhang Zians stingy face, she wanted to slap it with her tail… She waited another long while, but still no visitors entered her broadcast room . After keeping the same posture for a long time, her arm grew tired from holding her phone . Since there were no visitors, she fixated the phone on the soap dish, shower gel bottle, and other miscellaneous items . Then she adjusted the angle for a sideways filming from one side of the bathtub . Her face and shoulder were captured in the screen, as well as the bathtub rim . She finally had her hands free . Another ten minutes passed and there still wasnt anybody in the room . Her excitement slowly cooled down; her mood grew weary . After all, she had played with her phone until late last night, and the sun had woken her up very early that morning . After confirming the number of visitors one more time, she yawned . Fine, Ill just nap on my arms––just for a little while . She made up excuses for herself . Fina naps all the time . It sleeps much more than me, so its fine if I get a little more sleep! She crossed her arms on the bathtub rim, put her face on her arm, then twisted her body into a comfortable position . She closed her eyes and fell asleep quickly . In the quiet bathroom, time ticked down without hurry . So did the phone battery . Suddenly, the seemingly frozen live broadcast screen changed . [Little Small Bear] entered the live broadcast room . [Little Small Bear]: The first! [Little Small Bear]: … [Little Small Bear]: What a quiet room . But the girl seems good . So pretty! [Little Small Bear]: Hostess, are you there? Dont sleep anymore . Wake up for your guest! [Little Small Bear]: Hey! Hey! Wake up! Wake up! [Little Small Bear] sent a moon cake and left a message . Five minutes later . [Little Small Bear]: Crap . Is this an inflated doll? [Little Small Bear] left the live broadcast room . Two minutes later . [Swordsman] entered the live broadcast room . [Swordsman]: Haha! The first! [Swordsman]: Wow! What a pretty girl! Is the retouch function really that powerful in live broadcast apps these days? [Swordsman]: Girl, are you broadcasting your bath? Stand up . Let me see if you are wearing any clothes . Four minutes later . [Swordsman]: Boring! [Swordsman] left the live broadcast room . ****** An hour passed; it was almost noon . Zhang Zian was still in the grass field, working to complete the interview with Famous and the other two television station crew members . ****** [Little Overlord] entered the live broadcast room . [Mr . Grape]: Welcome . [Little Overlord]: …Are you welcoming me? [Mr . Grape]: Yes . [Little Overlord]: Fine . I didnt think there was anybody here . I was about to say that I was the first . [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: You are not the first . There was already someone here when I entered . [Little Overlord]: So, what is the room broadcasting? [Mr . Grape]: I dont know . As far as it seems, its broadcasting sleep . [Little Overlord]: Crap! There are people watching live broadcasts of sleep? [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: The hostess is very pretty, so people would like to watch her sleep . [Little Overlord]: Fine; that sounds reasonable… But is she really sleeping? [killme]: Let me be honest . Ive been watching for over half an hour . The hostess is indeed sleeping . [Little Overlord]: …How do you know that shes not dead? [killme]: Because during the 17th minute, her eyelid twitched . I thought she was about to wake up, but I was wrong . [Little Overlord]: …This is so sick! So what are you watching really? [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: I want to know when she will wake up . [Mr . Grape]: So do I . [Warm and Cozy] entered the live broadcast room . [Mr . Grape]: Welcome . [Warm and Cozy]: Thanks! Whats being broadcasted here? [killme]: Sleep . [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: Sleep . [Little Overlord]: Its said to be sleeping . [Warm and Cozy]: …There are people watching a live broadcast of someone sleeping? [Little Overlord]: I just asked this question . [killme]: Its because the hostess is very pretty . So there are people willing to watch her sleep . [Warm and Cozy]: …You guys are so boring! [killme]: People watch live broadcasts because they are bored . [Warm and Cozy]: At least other live broadcast hostesses have some content, such as food, outdoors, talents, and even games… [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: What kind of content does a hostess need? All they need is a pretty face . [killme]: Right . [Warm and Cozy]: …Are all men like this––they think that all a woman needs is a pretty face? Is this too shallow? [Little Overlord]: Indeed… [killme]: Why is this shallow? [Warm and Cozy]: Havent you heard the expression––All good-looking skins are the same . But each interesting soul is unique? [killme]: Bullsh*t! Everybody likes good-looking skins . Only the soul itself will find itself interesting, Im afraid . [Little Overlord]: Hey! Stop arguing! Actually, I think [Warm and Cozy] makes sense . But in reality… good-looking skins are just popular! If I broadcast myself sleeping, nobody would want to watch . Who would find out what my content is like? [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: I just like pretty faces . How can you call me shallow? [First First First] entered the live broadcast room . [Just Walk Dont Stop] entered the live broadcast room . [Mr . Grape]: Welcome . [Little Overlord]: [Mr . Grape], are you a robot? [Warm and Cozy]: I like people with content . Pretty faces are from nature, while content is cultivated with nurture . I like hard-working men . [First First First]: I, Tianjin Daniel Wu, do not agree! [Little Overlord]: I, Shenzhen Aaron Kwok, havent talked! [Just Walk Dont Stop]: Im Nanjing Leonardo DiCaprio . Go away, ugly ghosts! [First First First]: Eunuch Li! Here you are! Follow me into the Forbidden City to meet the queen! [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: Hehe . If I find you a 1 . 4-meter tall man with crooked teeth, pimples all over his face, and foul breath as soon as he opens his mouth, would you like him? Can you kiss him? [Warm and Cozy]: …This example is too extreme . Its hard to find a man like this . [F*ck The Wildest Dog]: At least its easier than finding a hostess as pretty as this one . [Little Overlord]: That is true… Ive never seen a prettier hostess than her on this broadcast platform . [killme]: So, regardless of what you said, you pay attention to pretty faces . [Warm and Cozy]: …I didnt say that I didnt pay attention to pretty faces . Just in comparison, I pay more attention to the content! [killme]: If someone cant attract you with a pretty face, then how would you be interested in finding out about their content? [Just Walk Dont Stop]: Whats there to argue about? To me, a girls pretty face is more important than anything! As for men… [First First First]: The criteria for men are simple: Pan, donkey, Deng, young, free, money, money, money, money, money! [Warm and Cozy]: What does that mean? [First First First]: As handsome as Pan An; a d*ck as big as a donkey; as rich as Deng Tong, the richest man in Han Dynasty; young; and has free time to spend with women . One can only get five points if he can achieve these five criteria… But as long as he has money, he gets at least six points! [Warm and Cozy]: Shallow! Dirty! Im not talking to you anymore! [Warm and Cozy] left the live broadcast room .
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