Ore wa LV99999, Shikashi, Ore no Tokei ga 1 Chapter 56-59

Village 56:The princess and the Sin

Too much responsibility!

I just become king,returned to the palace,

And now,without letting others know about my existence as king,

I have to do king’s work.

I just want to rest!!

I want to cook!!

Souta and the others are resting,having fun!

While i,the kingdom’s protector,

Is in this enclosed room.

“Let me out!!”

“No.Unless you finish signing all this document,then you’ll be allowed outside.”

“Sh-Shiksan!!”

This is hell!!

Fighting in a war is much more fun!

(Souta’s POV)

Damn you,Robin!

Luckily the map can only activate when i’m using it!

But now,i need to call the useless god to give me another map!

I took out the ‘Phone’ and called him.

‘It’s a me,God.’

“Oi,give me another map.”

‘Beep,Beep,sorry,beep,beep,the signal,beep,beep can’t hear…’

“Shut up and me me another map.”

‘BEEP～The call have ended,BEEP～’

“Stop it and just give me a map.”

‘Alright!!’

……

‘Done,the map is in your bag.Don’t disturb me again.BEEP～’

I checked the infinite sack,

And sure enough,there’s another map.

And a letter from Naofumi.

‘Souta,Emma saw the future by accident,’

How can someone see the future by accident!

‘Yumi,the bow hero,is now a princess of a certain kingdom.We don’t know how,but there’s no king or queen or prince.Only a princess.’

What kind of kingdom is that!!

‘And there’s a guy whose wearing typical spectacles without a frame on the top,generic hair,red and black robe that’s too large for him.’

Why is Ueaki-san suddenly involved in this!!

‘And that person knows you.’

So?

‘So,ask him to find Yumi and then bring her to us.’

But where are we going to meet!!

‘Give him one of the shadow mice so when he find her,we can communicate with him.’

But they belong to Hanako-san.

‘Rin is going to find you right now.’

‘The shadow mice told us that you are now in the capital,so Rin is going there with Lana and Emily.’

How about Megumi-chan?Is she coming as well?

‘When you return,i’ll make a grave for you.’

Something bad happened to Megumi-chan!!

Is she jealous she couldn’t come here with Rin-chan!

Don’t worry,

Even if she’s not here,

I would do anything perverted to her.

Unless the three of us are married and together in the same place.

Well,time to tell Ueaki-san.

(A few minutes later)

“No.”

“Yes.”

“Shut up,Gluttony!”

What is this?

Ueaki is now fighting his hand which can talk.

How do a person even fight his hand?

Easy,just punch it with your other hand.

“Ueaki-san,do it for the world.If you don’t,the world will end.”

“Yup,listen to god.”

God?I’m not god.

Especially not that useless god.

“What do i get as a reward?”

“Anything you want.”

Chef walk in here,

Looking tired,about to die.

“I heard everything.Ueaki,help Souta and me.”

“Help you?”

“Yes,and i also want you to make and alliance with their kingdom.”

“But why?”

“So that we can have an allie.The previous king cut all connection with the other kingdom,so now i need someone to help me communicate with another king.”

“…Since it’s a request from the king,i’ll do it.”

“Great.But,i need you to help me now.”

“What is it?”

“Hide me.”

Ee.

“King!!Where are you!”

Hearing the secretary’s voice,Chef immediately hide under the bed.

When the secretary came in,she look around us,and walk in.

She didn’t ask us anything,and she went and check the room,from top to bottom.

She didn’t check the bed,and left the room.

Chef didn’t move away from the bed until a few minutes have passed.

“Lucky.”

“Great,Ueaki-san,the both of us will leave the capital next week.”

Village 57:The useless demon name Beelzebub

Again,we’ve back at the palace within a palace.

Now,what are the demons going to be discussing today?

“The minions are dead.”

“Yeah!!!!”

“YO,Nigga,Yo!!”

“Umm.”

“But,Gluttony is awaken.”

“Aw.”

“SHIT!”

“Umm.”

“But,we have taken over the sacred village.”

“YES!”

“Booyah!!”

“Umm!”

“But,some other bad guys have control of it.”

“Seriously!!”

“Fuck!”

“Umm.”

“But…”

“Just,stop.”

“Give good,then bad.”

“Ok.The good news,we have none.”

“……Bad news?”

“None.”

”So,the only thing we have is that we lost the most important place for us demon.”

“Yes.”

“So,nothing good happened.”

“Yes.”

“Ha,who was the one that is guarding the sacred village?”

“No one.”

“EE?”

“What!”

“UMM!”

“Apparently,someone thought that a piece of paper in more important!!”

“God,it’s Beelzebub,isn’’t it.”

“Yes.”

“But,he decided to repay us by going to take back the village.”

…………

“Hahaha,like that will ever happen!”

“Hahahahaha,Beelzebub,winning!!!Hahaha,don’t make me laugh,hahaha!!”

“Umm.”

(Beelzebub’s POV)

Wonderful!Simply wonderful!

This picture,is simply wonderful!

It’s worth it for leaving the village just to buy it.

Yes,i buy it.

I hide my existence of a demon and pretend to be a human.

I don’t steal nor do i trade,

As it will ruin my pride of a collector.

Since i left my duty as the guardian,

I promised my master that i’ll get the village back.

Since i’m the weakest of the 10 generals,

I’ll need help.

I know someone who might help me.

And that is,

LV99999.

VIllage 58:Ueaki’s bizarre adventure begins

We agreed on going next week,

But i’m going today!

Why!!!

WHY!!!!

‘That’s because Souta have to wait for his wife.’

But that’s not fair!!

‘Why?’

It’s been so long since i get have a shower room all to myself!!

‘So?You’ll be able to have your own showers at the inns.’

This,is unfair!!

Why did i accept to help them!!

Why did you say yes!!

‘Cause we need to find the other 7 deadly sins.’

What does that have to do with finding the hero and making an alliance with another kingdom?

‘I can sense the presence of the other sins,and 2 of them are near our destination.’

Who is it?

‘Bitch and lazy.’

Lust and Sloth.

“Yes.”

But,if we find the hero,wouldn’t it be bad if she know that we are finding the sins and will fight us?

‘They won’t.’

How would you know?

‘Unlike the demons,us sins aren’t evil.’

Huh??

“GAH!!!!!!!!!!”

What’s that noise?

“U-ueaki-dono,there’s a herd of Crygonour coming towards us!”

“Crygonour?But they can only be found cold places.”

“But,they are being led by a person.”

“A person?”

I went to the window,and saw the heard of iced lizard running towards us.

In Front of them,is the leader,being ride by a person.

‘Well,it’s time for the first breakfast in our bizarre adventure.’

I went outside,and stood in front of them.

Gluttony controlled my left arm,and summoned a black tornado.

The tornado sucked up all of the Crygonour,

And the tornado decreased into a size enough for Gluttony to eat it.

Only the person is kept alive.

“What are you doing!!”

“Ee.”

“Those Crygonour were supposed to be part of our exhibitions!”

“Wh-what?”

“I work for the zoo,and i was supposed to transport them there today!!”

“I’m sorry!”

“Give me back the Crygonour!”

“Sorry,kid,i ate them.”

“Gluttony!!!”

Fuck!!

Gluttony,why did you eat them!!

Why can’t you just stop them from moving!!

‘Nope,i’m hungry.’

Because of you,i’m in trouble!!!

Village 59:Hunting

Wonderful.

Now,we have to repay the zoo by capturing a monster more rarer than a Crygonour.

And now,we are climbing the tallest mountain the the kingdom.

Are you sure there’s something here?

‘Of course,she’s my friend.’

But that was a long time ago.

‘Don’t worry,she can live for about 1000 years without dying.’

Is your friend a phoenix?

‘She’s a Phoenix-wyvern-dragon.’

What is she!!!

‘Phoevergon.’

What is that!!!

‘They have the speed of a wyvern,the immortality of a phoenix and the strength of a dragon.’

Does something so powerful actually exist!!!

“GWAA!!!!”

Oh,god,no.

‘Oh,yes!’

It’s a Phoevergon,isn’t it.

‘Yup.’

A creature,with the wings of a wyvern,the head of a phoenix and the body of a dragon,flew down in front of me.

“Who are you!Why are you here!!”

“It’s me,Gluttony!Did you miss me?”

“Ahh!!!Gluttony-sama!!!”

EE!!!!

‘She’s also one of my servant.’

EE!!!!!!

If something so powerful is under your command,

Does that means your even stronger!!!

‘Yes.’

“Susie!”

“Hai!!”

“I want you to live in a zoo.”

“I don’t want to!!”

“Why?”

“It’s basically jail!!”

“You get free food,free service and everything you need from them.”

“Bring me to the zoo.”

Ee.

She’s that easily convinced!!

I climb on top of her,

And she begin to flap her wings and fly towards the black sky.

I navigated her the way to the zoo,

And within a few minutes,we flew from one end of the kingdom to the other.

It took me 3 days to get to the mountain,

But only a few second for her to get to the zoo.

As we arrived,all the workers weren’t scared,

They were fascinated.

“Thank you,Ueaki-san.WIth a creature like this,we can make lots of money.”

And thus,this end the hunting arc.

(Next chapter,we’ll go back to lv 99999)

Chapter end