Ore wa LV99999, Shikashi, Ore no Tokei ga 1 Chapter 2

I took out the old device that was inside my room for about 9 years,

The god of message know what his dad,the god of world did to me and gave this device to me as compensation,

For not being able to increase my stats anymore.

"Kkamado-san,what is this?"

"This is what the god called a 'phone'."

"A phone?"

"Yes,apparently it can allow a person to communicate with a god."

I hope this device still works,

"Really!"

Her eyes were sparkling with happiness,

Now i really need this device to work.

I took out the instruction sheet that came with the device and read it out loud,

"Step 1,take the handle out.Step 2,press the number 4488 1245.Step 3,hold the handle towards your ear and wait for the person to answer."

4488 1245,that's a weird number,

I did as the instructions says and after a while,i heard a familiar voice i have not heard for 10 years.

'Who is it,if it's a prank call,this is not funny.'

"Yo,nice to hear you again,old friend."

'You!!'

"It's me,the LV99999 villager."

'What do you want.'

While he was talking to me,i noticed that he was slightly irritated,

"I'm not the one who need something,"

I passed the handle to Saiki-san,i noticed that her body was shaking very badly.

"Ni-ni-nice to me-meet you,i-i'm Ssaiki Me-megumi,a priest from the church of god."

'......'

I couldn't hear anything the god was talking about,

But through Megumi's expression,she suddenly became happy,then sad,then happy again,then sad again,

"Go-god wwants to talk to you."

After finishing her conversation with god,she passed me the handle,

'So,what do you want?'

Wait,why does he sound slightly different and is he talking in english?

"Why are you speaking in english?"

'我不知道你在说什么。'

Now he's speaking chinese,this is definitely not the real world god,

"Where's the real god?"

'di cosa stai parlando?'

"Speak japanese!!!"

We've been talking for five minutes and he have been talking to me in different language,

'Let me speak to him.'

'好的。'

'I need you help me.'

"No."

Why would i want to help him,he made me unable to increase my stats and i was having an argument with a random god who speak all kind of languages but not japanese.

'I need you to help me gather……'

"I'm not gonna help you."

'Let me finish my sentence first.'

"Ha,carry on."

This fucking god,

'I need you to help me gather the 8 heroes i have summoned from another world.'

……

Since when have this novel became a isekai genre!

'I've already send the information to the priest,go look at it.'

Megumi gave me a paper written in a piece of paper…...wait a minute,that's my favourite manga!

"Here's the information,kamado-san."

"Th-thank you."

"Why are you crying ?"

"It's nothing."

That fucking god,how dare he use my favourite manga as a piece of paper,

I read the information on it and noticed that it is the stats of the heroes.

Name:Okumura Senku【Sword hero】Lv 78

Age:18

Strength:783/879(+200)

Speed:876/956(+102)

Mana:300/300(MAX)

Intelligence:135/200

Magic Affinity:Wind magic

Traits:Sword mastery(100/100),Wind magic mastery(69/100)

Skills:Speed up(10/10),Strength up(10/10),God's blessing(1/10),Translation(1/1)

Name:Emma vermillion 【Witch hero】Lv 72

Age:17

Strength:100/230

Speed:123/200

Mana:900/900(+300)(MAX)

Intelligence:132/200

Magic Affinity:Poison magic,fire magic

Traits:Potion making(5/8),Poison magic mastery(10/10),Fire magic mastery(10/10)

Skills:Mana up(10/10),Translation(1/1),God's blessing(1/10)

Name:Iwano Naofumi【Shield hero】Lv 76

Age:20

Strength:100/200

Speed:112/200

Mana:400/400

Intelligence:134/200

(Special)Defense:800/800(MAX)(+200)

Magic Affinity:None

Traits:Tanking(10/10),shield mastery(100/100)

Skill:Damage absorption(8/8),Damage reflection(5/5),God's blessing(1/10),Translation(1/1)

Name:Kaito Shin 【Necromancer hero】Lv 77

Age:15

Strength:50/100

Speed:100/150

Mana:666/666

Intelligence:134/200

Magic Affinity:None

Traits:Necromancing mastery(100/100),Shared experience(2/2)

Skill:Death summon(5/5),summon control(2/2),Translation(2/2),God's blessing(1/10)

Name:Stein Charles Blood 【Summoner hero】Lv 70

Age:16

Strength:50/101

Speed:100/148

Mana:777/777

Intelligence:140/200

Magic Affinity:None

Traits:Summoning mastery(100/100),shared experience(2/2)

Skill:Monster summon(5/5),Summon control(2/2),Teleperty(3/5),God's blessing(1/10),Translation(2/2)

Name:Mochizuki Yumi【Bow hero】Lv 71

Age:17

Strength:679/700

Speed:788/866

Mana:555/555

Intelligence:149/200

Magic Affinity:Light magic

Trait:Sharpshooter(2/3),Sniper(2/2),Bow mastery(100/100),Light magic mastery(5/5)

Skills:No miss(1/3),High speed reloading(2/3),Accuracy up(3/3)God's blessing(1/10),Translation(1/1)

Name:Kato Rin【Priest hero】Lv69

Age:15

Strength:50/100

Speed:188/200

Mana:900/900

Intelligence:153/200

Magic Affinity:Healing magic

Trait:Healing magic mastery(10/10),shared experience(2/3)

Skills:Area heal(1/1),Super heal(5/5),Translation(1/1),God's blessing(5/10)

After looking at their stats,

They really deserve the title of heros.

But,he say there are 8 hero,but he only gave me information for 7,

'About the last hero,he does not deserve to be considered a hero,'

This is the first time i heard him this angry before,

'His a selfish person and i wished he was not chosen as the gun hero.'

"Then why did you pick him?"

'I didn't,truck-sama did.'

Who is this truck-sama,i never heard of a god like this before,

'But why did you choose me?'

'Because i'm lazy,'

I can't believe this god actually say that he's lazy with a serious face,

'If you can help me find the 7 heroes,i'll reward you and the girl.'

"What's the reward?"

'I'll allow the girl to meet me,and i'll even increase your stats.'

That's not a bad reward,letting Megumi to met that stupid god,

And have my stats increased even by a little.

"We accept the mission."

'Wonderful,the other information is with the priest.'

Chapter end