One New Rule Per Month Globally Chapter 343

  Chapter 343 "At this moment, just like that moment."

  Inside the house.

Sitting by the bed, Chen Yi gasped for some toothache, lit a cigarette and fell silent amidst the smog. For a while, he didn't know how to speak. It feels like a headache.

  This is all nonsense.

  As if seeing Chen Yi's embarrassment, Jiaye said tentatively: "Brother Yi, what's the matter? You look so strange, why do you seem to be in love with other women?"

  She had never seen Brother Yi showing such embarrassment. In the past, no matter how big things happened, Brother Yi was extremely calm.

  Even if he was so humiliated by the five clans last time, he could still look calm as if nothing had happened.

  Why is it like this today?

Logically speaking, it should be a great thing that Brother Yi brought back the world tree that can continue to produce the ultimate light, and everyone should celebrate together, but now he is so sad, he must have encountered some extremely difficult and unsolvable problems .

   "What words!"

  But who knows, just after she finished speaking.

  Seeing Chen Yi jumping up on the spot like a cat whose tail was stepped on, he stammered with a livid face: "What are you talking about! Am I, Chen Yi, that kind of person?"

   "Could it be that you miss me like this?"

   "I, Chen Yi, is this kind of person in your heart?"

   "Is that how you look at me?"

   Jiaye's expression gradually became strange: "I'm right?"

  Chen Yi's voice gradually weakened, he lowered his head to look at the opposite side and whispered: "You are quite accurate in seeing people."

ten minutes later.

   Chen Yi, who had fully explained the cause and effect, sat on the side of the bed honestly and said in a low voice: "I'll be back after that."

   "Is the queen of the Baifeng clan called Xu Yue?"

Jiaye nodded thoughtfully, and quickly grasped the point of what Brother Yi said: "This woman has the ability of immortality, right? In other words, Brother Yi, if you want to activate the wife-killing buff in the future, If so, can you kill her at all?"

   "The kind that she doesn't even need to go to hell?"

"not me."

  Before Chen Yi opened his mouth to explain, Jia Ye took the lead and said, "Why don't you take me to see this sister first?"

   Almost instantly, Chen Yi's scalp tingled and he imagined the scene of fighting against the maimang, and his whole body was chilling: "Uh, yes. No."

   "Do you disagree?"

"agree."

Chen Yi didn't hesitate anymore, jumped up from the bed without saying a word, hugged Jiaye into his arms, stood there resentfully, pointed at the wall in front of him, and said indignantly, "Go, with you here, I'm going to say this well." Bad breath, today must be slaughtered by the Baifeng Clan!"

   "How dare you plot against me!"

   "Presumptuous!"

   "Let's go."

  Chen Yi went to the rooftop with an angry face, rolled up his sleeves and turned his head to look at the tuberculosis rabbit: "Come on, accompany me to the Baifeng clan, it's too deceitful, I have to kill today!"

   Then he directly called Xu Yue.

   "Open a portal, I want to go back."

  His voice was very decisive.

   And the opponent is more decisive.

"good."

  Chen Yi's body froze suddenly, did he really open it?

  He originally thought that the other party would refuse, but at this moment he could only bite the bullet and look at Tutu and Jiaye beside him, suddenly feeling that his death might be imminent, he said in a hoarse voice, "Let's go."

"okay."

  At this moment, the consumptive rabbit was happier than ever. Not only did he hug Jian Wuya, but he also pointed at Li Yide, who couldn't help grinning. That look almost set off firecrackers to announce the New Year.

   "Brother Yi, this is my new good brother, Li Yide."

   "Everyone has met a few times."

   "This time, take him there to see the world."

   "Hello, brother Yi, hello everyone, I. My name is Li Yide."

  Li Yide stood there with a terrified expression and tears in his eyes, extremely aggrieved, and nodded his greetings to Brother Yi and the others.

  Why does he appear here?

good question!

  How the **** does he know!

He was hiding in his room just now, and finally glanced at the photo of his female ghost Xiaoqian, and hid the photo deeply in his arms. When he was about to get up to participate in the limited-time National Day event at 8 o'clock in the morning, he was found by the consumptive rabbit. door to door.

   Didn't say anything.

   Said to take him to see the world, and then forcibly pulled him over.

reject?

  He refused, and then his left eye turned blue. Seeing the fist and the smirk again, he chose to follow the rabbit to see the world, so he was forcibly pulled here.

  He has already thought about his own ending.

   It is estimated that he will be regarded as a pathfinder to send the dead, and in a certain map as a pathfinder leader, but why choose him, he has always been very honest, and he has never opposed Brother Yi and others.

  At this time, Li Yide was weeping in a low voice with aggrieved heart, he could only pray secretly that he would not drop some precious props, so that when he crawled out of hell, his strength would not suffer too much loss.

"Do not be afraid."

  As if feeling the fear in Li Yide's heart, Tutu put his arms around Li Yide's shoulders, glanced meaningfully at the furry fox tail behind Li Yide's buttocks, grinned and said, "I'll take you to meet some of the same kind, you'll like it."

  The reason why he brought Li Yide over when Brother Yi was talking to Jiaye just now, is naturally because he committed another bad taste.

  Maybe Li Yide has no impression of him.

   But he has a deep impression of Li Yide, such a player who wears foxtails for many years, it is difficult to forget.

   And he's a man. How can a man wear **** plug all the time? I guess he won't have the trouble of constipation in his life.

  As for why he could guess that Brother Yi was going to the Baifeng Clan again.

hey-hey.

  Their sister-in-law Jiaye is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she just acts soft in front of Brother Yi. How soft can a woman who crawled out from the bottom with her brother with cerebral palsy be so soft.

  Before the promotion game came, killing a merchant who bullied them was not something a soft woman could do.

  No, the king is against the king, and the general is against the general.

   Wouldn't it be fun for them to be little ones and eat melons next to them?

  National Day limited event? Let's get it down, what event rewards can be compared to meeting Brother Yi once so hard?

   Once in a lifetime!

Although Jian Wuya looked serious and didn't know anything, but the corners of his mouth twitched from time to time, obviously it was very difficult to hold back the wild laughter in his heart. the excitement.

Great!

   Watching the excitement is never a big deal!

   It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, it's better to stay at home and shit!

ten minutes.

  Chen Yi expressionlessly led Kuantu and his party to the familiar grassland, and under the leadership of Xiao Qi, stepped into the elevator.

   Slowly overlook this somewhat retro city from a height again.

"correct."

  Chen Yi suddenly remembered something, and with a hint of coldness in his voice, he asked, "Xiao Qi, do you know that there is any attendant around Her Majesty who likes to hit the sap from behind?"

  If he hadn't been knocked unconscious twice in a row, it would be impossible for him to let himself fall into such an embarrassing situation.

"I do not know."

  Xiao Qi frowned earnestly, bowed his head and thought for a while, then shook his head solemnly and said: "I don't know, I never know about the things around Her Majesty, but there are very few players from the Baifeng tribe who would sneak up on Sap from behind."

   "This kind of behavior is the behavior of a villain and will be despised."

   "At least I never hit people with a sap."

"Um."

Tuberculosis nodded, and said something for Xiaoqi: "I can prove this, last time I was in the alley, the one who knocked on my sap was Xiaoqi's companion, who seemed to be called Wang Ping, Xiaoqi didn't do anything .”

   "However, that guy's ability to beat Sap is too bad, how can a wooden stick knock people unconscious?"

   "And it still jumped out from the front."

   "At least it should make some noise behind or in front of the planned attack target to attract the sight of the planned attack target, revealing his back, and then it is reasonable to quickly approach and knock down with a stick."

   "The players of the Baifeng tribe are relatively dull, their brains are not bright, and they will not lie."

   Xiao Qi, who was standing aside and leading the way, nodded thoughtfully and didn't say much.

"snort."

Chen Yi snorted coldly, glanced at Jiaye's expression from the corner of his eye, and then tightened his collar: "A group of villains, let me find out who hit me with Sap, and I will definitely kill his whole family! "

  Baifeng people are not good at hitting sap?

   This is a lie to ghosts!

Thousands of years ago, the Baifeng clan began to seduce the queen and then the guards beat the sap to kill the gods. He suspected that this has probably become the ethnic culture of the Baifeng clan. Who would regard the method of slaughtering the gods as a villain? Act of?

   At this time, Li Yide also quickly discovered that he didn't seem to be dragged in to die, but that there was really no fight.

and-

   There was a flash of confusion in his eyes, and he looked at the Baifeng players walking on the road around him. Why do these players have a big furry tail behind their buttocks?

   And bigger than his?

   Look even softer?

  He probably understood why Consumptive Rabbit brought him in, to make the group of them seem more gregarious?

   Li Yide, who was in a half-confused state, didn't say anything, but followed behind the consumptive rabbit, raising his foot to follow blindly.

soon-

  Led by Xiao Qi, Chen Yi and his party quickly came to the familiar palace.

   "Ahead is the queen's bedchamber palace, so I can't enter it, so I'm retreating here."

  Xiao Qi bowed slightly, then backed away and disappeared.

Just at the moment of disappearing, he ran along the street into a prop shop on the side. He just learned another trick from the tuber rabbit. Using the method of diverting his eyes will definitely greatly improve his success in hitting the sap. probability!

   As expected of Teacher Tutu!

  Every word and action contains the great wisdom of heaven and earth!

And just when Chen Yi and his group stepped into the palace, they saw Xu Yue, who was smiling with a hint of embarrassment deep in his eyes, strode up to greet him, put his arms around Jiaye's shoulders, and said in a low and joyful voice: "This This is sister Jiaye, right?"

   "Just call me sister."

   Jiaye looked Xu Yue up and down, smiled like a moon, and said, "Sister looks like she should be older than me, but I dare not be called sister."

   "No, no, it's better to call you sister."

  Xu Yue didn't have the same posture in front of Chen Yi at all, and said in a very low and awkward voice at this time: "My sister is ignorant and has done some wrong things, and she is going to make amends to her."

   "It's okay."

   Jiaye patted Xu Yue's shoulder lightly, smiled and comforted him, "It's the man in my family who doesn't live up to expectations, let's go, our sisters go to the side to talk for a while."

"good"

  Xu Yue couldn't help but glanced at Chen Yi, feeling a little numb in the scalp and weak legs for a while, and walked towards the side room with Jiaye.

   What is this?

   A married man who still seduces others with his front feet, and then they come to him with his back feet? !

   Do you dare to be a little more embarrassing?

Chen Yi looked at the back of Xu Yue and Jiaye who left together, and felt that his eyes were dark as if he was about to faint. With a trembling right hand, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and brought it to his mouth, wanting to light it, but his hands trembled. Trembling, the flame has been misaligned with the cigarette butt.

   "Clang!"

  The tuberculosis rabbit took out a kerosene lighter from his pocket, flicked up the lid and lit it for Brother Yi, and then clicked his tongue with emotion: "Brother Yi is so courageous, lucky, and good-sighted!"

"hehe."

  Chen Yi replied with a half-smile, and then exhaled a long puff of smoke. Looking at the backs of Xu Yue and Jiaye in the smoke, his right hand was still trembling slightly.

  At this time, Xu Yue had already taken off her imperial robe.

   Putting on a palace home dress, she doesn't look like an emperor at all, but more like an ordinary woman in the palace, with less majesty and more intimacy.

   And smiling all over his face, he was almost completely different from the one he saw just now.

  Jiaye, on the other hand, is wearing a suspender skirt today, with bare feet and waves on his feet.

   Jiaye is relatively small, while Xu Yue is 176cm tall.

  The two walked together, rather like a pair of sisters.

"Eh?"

  Jian Wuya looked at the lighter in Kuantu's hand, and asked with some doubts, "Your lighter, 20,000 coupons?"

   "Good eyesight."

   Tuberculosis Rabbit raised the lighter in his hand with a satisfied expression: "I bought it at the "BCD" mall in Xingyuan Sky City, is it okay? You are quite knowledgeable. "

  Jian Wuya's mouth twitched slightly, looking at the words engraved on the lighter, Kutu, he didn't know what to say for a while.

   "The price is 2w coupons."

  If you are not blind, you can tell how much this thing is worth.

  At this time, Xu Yue and Jiaye had come to an empty wing.

   See no one around.

  Xu Yue no longer held it, but lowered her head in embarrassment, not daring to look directly into Jiaye's eyes, and said in a low voice, "That, sister Jiaye, I"

   "Blood test first."

"ah?"

The inexplicable words in her ear suddenly brought her back to her thoughts, and she looked up subconsciously, only to see that Jiaye was already sitting on the bench at some point, and there were dozens of various kinds of things on the table. equipment.

   "There are thirteen procedures in total, let's start with blood drawing."

  Jiaye fiddled with the **** in his hand, and said with a serious face: "Sister Xu Yue, I don't have any objections to you, but you know that when a man gets on top, he doesn't care about many things."

   "But men can be careless, but we women can't be careless, right?"

   "Since you and Brother Yi are married, I must first check your physical condition, such as whether you have a series of infectious diseases such as AIDS, gynecological diseases, syphilis, etc., right?"

"This is not only to help you prevent, but also to protect Brother Yi and me. Even if you really have AIDS, sister, don't be afraid. Now you can't get any props in the upgraded game, just like my set of props for physical examination, no Did it come easily?"

   "AIDS?"

  Xu Yue looked at Jiaye in a daze: "What is that?"

  She really doesn't know what AIDS is. She has never heard of it. Is it a serious disease?

  How could she be sick? She is the queen of the Baifeng clan. She is an immortal existence. There are only two options: suicide and old age. She can never die of illness. How can she be sick?

  But maybe you know you are wrong before you start.

  She stretched out her arms obediently, and let Jiaye start drawing blood.

   Half an hour later.

Jiaye looked at the series of inspection reports in front of him, and nodded with satisfaction: "You are still healthy, without any infectious diseases, but my sister, you have low blood sugar. You should eat more sugar and add some sugar on weekdays. That's right. Good health."

   "Oh, listen to my sister."

  Xu Yue nodded, but her complexion turned red quickly uncontrollably. She could hear other people's voices, including Jiaye's!

  She wants to hear what Jiaye really thinks!

   And Jiaye's true intention was to avenge Brother Yi, and the way of revenge was how she tied Chen Yi up at the beginning, so she had to tie her up later and wear God's clothes.

  The humiliation she caused Chen Yi to suffer must be returned intact.

   "By the way, what about you."

   After Jiaye paused for a while, he tilted his head and said, "It's a bit careless. You know that Brother Yi has never been wronged. If you plan on Brother Yi like this, even if Brother Yi is not angry, I will be very angry."

   "This matter must be brought to an end."

"I"

  Xu Yue lowered her head, tugged at the corner of her skirt and said in a low voice, "I can do it, I'll listen to you."

"Hi."

Jiaye patted his forehead helplessly: "I almost forgot about it, you can hear other people's voices, so I don't bother to talk about it, go ahead, change into the God's robe quickly, and then put your SSS-level Take out the prop chain."

  At this time, Chen Yi was sitting on a bench in the center of the hall, sweating profusely.

  Like a prisoner on trial.

   "Hey, don't say it."

  The tuberculosis rabbit leaned on the back of the chair, put his feet on the table, held a handful of melon seeds in his hand while kowtow, and turned his head to Jian Wuya who was beside him, holding homework with a smile on his eyes.

   "The scenery here is not bad, right? The air is also good, and there are not so many high-rise buildings. It is not depressing to live for a long time."

   "It would be nice to come here for a vacation from time to time in the future."

   "It's better than we go on vacation in the depths of hell."

   "It is true."

  Jian Wuya nodded seriously, obviously agreeing with Kutu's remarks.

  Before Chen Yi and his party arrived, Xu Yue ordered the servants in the palace to prepare a large table of food and wine. At this time, Tie Hammer was eating there alone, very excited.

  Botu and Jian Wuya chattered with smiles on their faces.

  As for Li Yide, he was sitting on a stool with his buttocks, holding the food carefully, for fear that he would make a wrong move and cause dissatisfaction among these uncles. There was no one at the scene that he could offend.

more importantly-

  He knew very well that if these uncles were upset, even if he fell into hell, he would not live long in hell.

  These masters are all masters who cut grass without leaving roots.

at this time!

Barefooted Jiaye came out of the side room, trotted to Chen Yi with a smile on his eyes, tiptoed to Chen Yi's ear and whispered: "I've avenged you, this favor is yours." You owe me what you owe me."

   "Revenge?"

  Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, then looked down at Jia Ye who was standing by his side, and asked in a daze, "What kind of revenge?"

   "Just follow me."

  He didn't resist, but he was dragged by Jiaye and walked towards the side room. He could already predict what would happen next. He would definitely be caught between the two women and scolded twice.

  Damn it!

  When he thought of the scene where he would be caught between two women later, unable to move, unable to get in, unable to retreat, his scalp would tingle!

   I really can't escape, right?

   But before the thoughts in his mind were finished, Jiaye pulled him into the side room and quickly closed the door.

   Jiaye's slightly carefree voice rang in his ears.

   "Go, brother Yi, return all the humiliation you suffered today."

   "My Jiaye's man, not everyone can beat Sap."

  Chen Yi froze in place, his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets, and he looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief.

   I saw Xu Yue was wearing an extremely majestic and status imperial robe, his body was arranged in a big character, and he was tied to the bed, with his hands and feet tied to the end of the bed.

   The binding posture is exactly the same as when he was knocked unconscious by the sap!

  He wears a crown full of jewels on his head, and the jewels around his neck, wrists, and ankles are extravagant and just right, not exaggerating but at the same time showing his status.

  At this time, Xu Yue was closing her eyes tightly, her lips were slightly pursed, and two tears of humiliation slowly rolled down from the corners of her eyes.

   Xu Yue, who was bound by this chain, had almost no chance to break free.

   This thing is used to bind the gods. Binding a player is easy. Even Chen Yi can't break free from the shackles of this chain, let alone Xu Yue.

  Chen Yi seemed to be suffering from Alzheimer's disease, his hands trembling to the extreme, he took out another cigarette from his arms, lit it several times in a row, finally lit it, and took a deep breath.

  In the lingering light blue smoke, looking at Xu Yue who was **** on the bed in big characters, she murmured subconsciously.

   "This moment is just like that moment."

   "Just right, just right."

  But soon he came back to his senses, tilted his head to look at Jiaye with a serious face, raised three fingers and said solemnly: "Jiaye, you misunderstood me, I am really not that kind of person."

   "I was calculated."

   "Otherwise I will definitely not have any relationship with her."

   "You know me, and you also know what kind of person I am in the debut map."

  Jiaye curled his lips and did not speak, but pushed Chen Yi to the door of the room, making sure that the door was opened just enough to see the back of Chen Yi's head, and then snapped his fingers lightly.

  Next second—

  The door behind him was pushed open a little.

   There was no one there, but a thin-looking arm, holding a huge Gatling in his hand, aiming at the back of Chen Yi's head, without any hesitation, he smashed it down with all his strength.

"Grass!"

   Chen Yi, who hadn't had time to say anything more, suddenly felt the familiar pain coming from the back of his head again, and finally couldn't bear it and cursed angrily.

  But he didn't have time to say anything more to him, his eyes went dark again, and he fainted from the familiarity.

  (end of this chapter)

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