One New Rule Per Month Globally Chapter 170

  Chapter 170 Tuberculosis Rabbit has the problem of talking in sleep, just get used to it.

   "Brother Yi, do you want to step on this colored square?"

  Consumptive Rabbit hesitated for a while and then hesitated: "I know the correct answer to the black square on the left, choose C, thigh."

  “The longest muscle in the human body is the thigh. Although I don't know the specific scientific name of that muscle, I have compared all the muscles.”

   “There is also a widespread claim that the longest muscle in the human body is the tongue, but it's not.”

   "As for the colored square, I don't know what to encounter."

  Jian Wuya glanced at the Tutu strangely. For some reason, he felt that this person was a bit perverted. Which normal person would be so curious about the structure of the human body? Even a medical student is far from having the love of Tutu.

  Chen Yi looked up and glanced at the 7-minute countdown. After a moment of silence, he still chose to step on the colored square.

  Next second—

   "Ding, player Chen Yi stepped on a colored square, triggering a special event!"

  「Random drawing at special time」

  「All players in the team will be sent to Lin Yin Art Foot Bath Shop for a mandatory one-hour massage!」

  A reminder sounded in everyone's ears.

  Before Chen Yi and the others could react, their eyes suddenly went dark. When they realized it again, they found that they had changed into loose bathing clothes at some point and were lying on three sofas in a private room.

  Three long-legged girls in short skirts, black silk and high heels, carrying small bags in their hands, stood in front of them and said softly.

   "Good evening, sir, technician No. 117 is at your service."

   "Good evening, sir, Technician No. 520."

  When I bent down, the spring light was like the branches and leaves in the courtyard in spring, bursting out over the fence uncontrollably.

   Immediately before they could speak, the three long legs began to squat down and put their feet into the footbath bucket.

"WTF!!"

  The tuberculosis rabbit was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Who the **** is free to wash their feet here? Aren't we just downloading the map? Mandatory foot washing for an hour?"

   "After getting out, the countdown to the house of God is already over!"

   "What kind of random event is this?!"

  It's true that he likes to wash his feet, he also likes these beauties, he prefers silver parties, he is not some Liu Xiahui who can sit still, but he can also score occasions!

   Now that everyone is downloading the map, who is in the mood to care about it? !

  Chen Yi got up with an ugly face, put on his slippers, and walked to the door of the private room, trying to see if he could open the door and leave, but just when he was about to turn the doorknob.

  Suddenly a few lines of light words appeared on the wall.

  「Please return to the sofa, leave the sofa for more than one minute or forcefully destroy the private room to leave here, you will be given a penalty of failure to clear the level and permanently unable to enter the team map.」

  「During this hour, I hope that several players can seriously enjoy this busy break.」

   There is also a countdown below.

  「00:59:37」

  Chen Yi stood at the door silently for a while, then silently let go of the doorknob, lay down on the sofa again, put his arms behind his head, closed his eyes and said softly, "Knead gently, I don't have to work hard."

"ah?"

Tuberculosis turned over and looked at Chen Yi, who was at the side, and said anxiously, "Brother Yi, just leave it like this? We are on the map. If we don't collect enough props before the end of the House of God, how can we get enough items?" Map rating?"

   "Aren't you in a hurry at all?"

   "Is it useful to be anxious?"

   "Well, it seems useless, but at least it seems that we have a correct attitude"

   "If it's useless, just keep lying down. We'll talk about what happens after we get out."

  The tuberculosis rabbit also fell into silence. After a while, he took off the top of his bathing suit, lay shirtless on the sofa, and slowly closed his eyes: "The key is to attack, I am working hard."

  He felt that what Brother Yi said made sense.

   I can't get out anyway, so there's no use in being anxious, it's better to calm down and feel this so-called foot massage.

   Jian Wuya, who was lying on the leftmost side, saw that Kuu Tu and Chen Yi were both in a bad position, so he was not in a hurry. He imitated the posture of Kuu Tu and Chen Yi, and put his arms under his head.

   “Not too hard and not too soft, I like the medium.”

   Half an hour later.

   Several people are a little drowsy. I have to say that the environment of the private room is very good, the decoration is very modern, and the lighting is very ambiguous.

  Under the dim light, the spring light keeps beating.

  Although it is a closed space, the air is extremely fresh, but the existence of a ventilation fan is not seen, it may be some means of purifying the air that they do not know.

   At this time, there are still 30 minutes before the few of them leave this special event.

   Bored, Tuberculosis casually took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and put it in his mouth, puffed out the cloud and said casually, "Hey, brother, there is one thing I don't understand."

   "You always give me a very affectionate feeling for my wife, but why did I see you once when I first entered the silver party club?"

   "You were still flirting with a woman?"

   "Do you know that this will give me a feeling that your personality is very inconsistent?"

   "Are affection and prostitution two words that can coexist?"

Jian Wuya tilted his head and stared straight at the cigarette in Kutu's mouth, his mouth itched for a while, and he said after a while: "Is smoking allowed in this room? Isn't there the July rule? "

"Yes, I have."

   "Then you still smoke?"

   "Oh, isn't there three times of fault tolerance? I have the habit of smoking when pinching my feet, so I will use it once first."

   "Can you stop smoking, my mouth is itchy."

   "No, but you can also order one, smoke it slowly after going to hell, my art gallery has always reserved a seat for you, the main C seat."

   "I have finished the two-meter-high cross. When you die again, I will nail your body to it."

   "You haven't answered my question yet. You love your wife so much, why go to the Silver Party Club? Is that where a pure love fighter like you should go?"

After being silent for a long time, Jian Wuya said in a low voice: "It's true that I love my wife, but I also have physical needs to be resolved. I know that saying this may make me look like a scumbag and disgusting, but people It's two-sided and contradictory.”

  "I only love my wife and will not fall in love with other women, so I will not remarry, nor will I talk about girlfriends."

   "But I also want women."

"Many times I feel like a hypocritical pure love warrior. I used to be in pain because of many things, because I couldn't help myself to find a woman after my wife died, because I didn't have money to save my wife, because I was a waste."

   “But then I made peace with myself.”

   "Don't think about it so much, just live in a daze like this. Perhaps only at the moment when you face real death can you wake up to the meaning of your life."

   "What about you, why are you going to the Silver Party Club?"

   "With your current status and reputation, you don't need to spend money to go to that kind of place. Just wave and wave. Countless women will fall at your feet in order to get your protection."

   He tilted his head to look at the consumptive rabbit, but what he heard were some broken words that the consumptive rabbit couldn't express.

   "I'm washing my feet, and Brother Yi and Jian Wuya."

   "It's Jian Wuya, who I made into a work of art, suddenly came back to life, and joined our team. When we went down the map together, we encountered a special event and that's it."

   "Yes, this child is quite miserable, and he should be taken care of. If it weren't for us, he wouldn't have such a lonely fate."

   "But I still feel that he is more suitable for being framed as a work of art on the wall."

   "Consumptive rabbit?"

  Jian Wuya sat up his upper body, and looked at the Tutu with his eyes closed and his mouth open and closed in a daze. He couldn't figure out what was going on for a while.

  Why can't he understand?

   "I'm talking in my sleep."

  Chen Yi didn't open his eyelids, and said in a lazily soft voice: "Consumptive rabbits have the problem of talking in their sleep, just get used to it, and don't worry about it."

   "He falls asleep faster, just keep talking about yourself."

  ps: Tonight there are two more chapters that are being edited temporarily, and I will post them immediately after eating a cake bought by my girlfriend.

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