"tmd, is there still trust between people?" Player B looked at the introduction on the china, and felt angry.
Fortunately, it hadn't been sent out yet, otherwise he would have almost become a laughing stock.
However, he was surprised again, how did these **** fake in the game?
Could it be that the fakes in reality were scanned in?
How is that scanned?
Not to mention, these fake guys are really superb.
At the same time, he also realized the power of this "pure heart and few desires".
It's good to have a hang up, but a life without hang up is full of all kinds of embarrassment and grievances.
Just like this time, if he gave it away, a group of ancients would still be confused there, what is "suitable for microwave ovens"?
Is microwave a personal name?
"Applicable to", the meaning of these three words, people must understand.
"Microwave oven" does not understand, after all, this is a modern household appliance.
If I can't figure it out, I thought it was a personal name, the surname was "Wei" and the name was "wave oven", and this porcelain was specially burned for him...
After seeing the benefits of "Pure Heart and Few Desires", he continued to practice.
After half a day, with an empty stomach, he decided to go offline for dinner.
"Is it white rice again? If I didn't order any side dishes, I would be deficient in vitamins." He looked at the two bowls of white rice in front of him and complained at the housekeeping robot.
As soon as he finished speaking, a plate of green grass and a pot of wild vegetables were brought up by the housekeeping robot again.
"What's wrong with me...Wait, I have no desires, I can't be angry." Player B was about to get angry when suddenly, the "Treasure of Pure Heart and Few Desires" practiced in the game automatically appeared in his mind, and his anger suddenly disappeared.
What's there to be angry about?
Eat grass, eat grass.
When the ancients had a great disaster, all the grass roots were eaten, and there was no way to eat it, but the Guanyin soil was eaten. Even now, there are news that some outsiders are eating the soil cakes.
He has grass to eat, which is good.
It's just the next moment, a scent came, and he was undecided.
In front of the cat kennel and dog kennel in the corner of the living room, a plate of sausage scrambled eggs, a plate of pork head meat, a plate of prawns... are being scrambled by two guys, one big and one small.
Is there any reason for this?
Dogs eat better than people, and they eat themselves!
The housekeeping robot is still feeding and sucking...
"You're a robot, is it interesting to play cats and dogs? Isn't this just about raising cats in the cloud?"
"Yun Lu is also Lu." The housekeeping robot replied without looking up.
"I... can also be slapped." Player B, Shangguan Tiezhu, patted his head and said cheekily.
"Are you hairy?" The housekeeping robot threw a contemptuous look.
He was speechless and could only attack the rice and grass.
It's okay to say rice, grass is really hard to swallow, and wild vegetables are bitter and astringent, and the taste is not much better than grass.
He laboriously ate half of it, the rice was dry and wiped, and he ate five grasses, when suddenly the doorbell rang.
"Who is it?" He got up lazily, a grass leaf hanging from the corner of his mouth.
The housekeeping robot walked over and opened the door.
A man and a woman entered.
He looked and saw that they were two college classmates.
There used to be Versailles.
Three years after graduation, his annual salary exceeded one million, and he was still on the verge of a monthly salary of 6,000.
If there is any benefit to robots ruling the world, getting most people back to a starting line should count as one.
Although the other party is rich now, he eats the same as him.
Everyone is the kind who don't talk to each other at the class meeting, the other party doesn't look down on him, and he doesn't want to flatter others.
"Shangguan classmate, are you still alone?" the female classmate asked directly.
am I familiar with you? Want you to worry about my singleness?
Player B was thinking in his heart, but his face was calm and said: "You suddenly come to my house, is there anything wrong?"
"Sorry, I took the liberty to visit," the male classmate said. "I wanted to call you, but I couldn't find your contact information. I sent a message through the QQ group, but you didn't reply."
"Oh, it's fine, I've been staying in the game world." Player b nodded, accepting the other party's apology.
"Long story short, we are astronomy enthusiasts. Recently, we saw a flying object that looks like a spaceship and is flying towards the earth." The female classmate said directly.
Player B nodded, then took out his mobile phone: "Hello, Shentai Hospital? I have two patients here, please send someone here immediately."
In broad daylight, what are you talking about alien spaceships, isn't this a game-playing obsession?
He must be playing a sci-fi script and confuse reality with a game. The last time he indulged in a historical script and became an emperor, it was very similar to this.
As soon as he finished speaking, the housekeeping robot came over, with eight arms, one at a time, to control two college classmates.
This made him look dark.
This old iron man, who was fighting against him, finally did something that made him happy.
"What are you doing? Let go of us!" the female classmate exclaimed.
"Please be quiet, I want to determine whether your mental state is normal now, please answer my question, mistakes are abnormal." The housekeeping robot said coldly.
The male classmate was very calm and did not struggle: "Please speak."
"Now there is a bathtub full of water, I give you a big basin, and a small spoon, and ask you to empty the bathtub, what do you do?"
"Of course I used a pot." The female classmate replied eagerly.
The male classmate did not answer immediately.
"Normal people remove the plug." The housekeeping robot shook its head, "Okay, I've judged that you are mentally abnormal, and now I want to control you."
After speaking, an electric shock flashed, and the female classmate rolled her eyes and fainted.
"Okay, now it's your turn." The housekeeping robot said to the male classmate, "There is a naughty third-grade elementary school student who can't finish his math homework. What should you do?"
"Be patient and reason with him. If it doesn't make sense, just use the belt to smoke. After the pumping, cooperate and reward him with the cartoons he likes to watch and the candies he likes to eat." The male classmate thought for a while.
"Well, you are a normal person." The housekeeping robot nodded and let go of the male classmate.
"That's not right, why is the girl's brain teaser with a trap, and the boy's is a normal child education problem?" Player B was a little dissatisfied.
Because he just got it wrong.
"This is a question for different thinking modes of men and women. Don't ask questions if you don't understand. This man is not a sick person. You should be able to listen to his words." living room.
As for the female classmates, of course, after being tied up, they are waiting to be handed over to the ambulance.
"Okay, classmate Shangguan, what I want to tell you is what Squad Leader Sun said to you just now." The male classmate said solemnly.
"Oh, well, what you said is right, then the question is, why are you looking for me?" Player B returned to the dining table and continued to deal with the grass and wild vegetables.
"Because you have participated in a resistance organization... We think you have the courage and determination to make good use of aliens." The male classmate said sincerely.
tmd, how did black history spread so fast?
Player B really regrets that he participated in the resistance organization Chunlei~www.mtlnovel.com~.
At that time, his mood exploded because of playing the script, so he went into the pit.
Now, there is Qiu Shuang staring at him in the game, but in reality, a group of lunatics are staring at him again.
Yes, he wouldn't think there were any spaceships.
Isn't that funny?
Artificial intelligence, virtual world, although outrageous, there are some conjectures and foundations in reality.
Such as Go AlphaGo, such as VR panoramic virtual games...
And the alien spaceship is completely meaning lewd.
Humans have been observing for so long, but they haven't found it, and suddenly it appeared today?
This is impossible.
Chapter end
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