"By the way, Konger, I heard that you wrote a good poem before, called: If you don't plant sesame, he drinks oil, if you don't plant mulberry fields, he wears silk. The poor people drink up their blood and sweat, and he is the head of a robber in the world. Is this the case? first?" The old emperor asked again.
"This is to scold that greedy old governor." Su Xiaodan said embarrassingly.
"Haha, in fact, I am the biggest bandit leader in this world." The old emperor laughed.
"The emperor has the world in his heart, so how can you be the head of a robber? You are the world and the world." Su Xiaodan hurriedly said.
"Oh, it's boring, boring." The old emperor suddenly stood up and turned his back.
"Your Majesty, why did you say this?" Su Xiaodan wondered.
"I originally thought that you were a strange woman in the world, with a strange temperament, and more than sex. I didn't expect you to be just like those vulgar women, boring. I passed the decree and sent the concubine Kong into the cold palace, never to be seen." The old emperor coldly.
"Your Majesty, why is this?" Su Xiaodan was shocked.
She was about to use her succubus instinct, but was reprimanded by an old **** next to her, and then she found that she was paralyzed and was dragged out by two young eunuchs.
The old emperor didn't even look at it, just shook his head.
Li Chun completely saw this scene.
He was very shocked.
The simulator was only one day short of no simulation, and the plot reversed as a result.
But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.
The old emperor is 89 years old, what peerless beauty has not seen?
Then Tang Xuanzong, Li Longji, was very beautiful, but at the juncture of life and death, didn't he just give up?
The old emperor, what he likes now is a strange woman with a rebellious character, not a flattering concubine who seeks power.
He was already tired of the latter.
Now, seeing that Su Xiaodan was just a vulgar woman who borrowed one or two anti-poems to seek fame, how could she give her any more favors?
It can only be said that men are scheming, how can there be women in the harem?
It's just that men are too lazy to put their minds in these places.
Of course, there are many men who capsize because of this. This is the difference between studying and not studying.
Su Xiaodan is finished, let's take a look at another team member, Huang Ergou.
"Wang Wang, Wang Wang!" Huang Ergou yelled at an old master who was holding a young woman in his arms.
"Okay, Ergou, don't bark. Aren't you arrogant? You look down on our saints and say we are hypocritical. This old man will see how upright you are? Are you willing to beg me for pity for the sake of being a human being?" The old master had an upright face, a long beard, and the young woman in his arms was his daughter-in-law.
"Wow **** wang wang!" Huang Ergou barked wildly.
"Oh, are you scolding the old man for not being ashamed? Disregarding human relations? Haha, this is the greatest gift for a daughter-in-law to do filial piety to her father-in-law. The former emperor Xuanzong married his daughter-in-law and asked her to pray for her mother on the grounds of filial piety. He was separated from his son, and then he was included in the palace, leaving no one in the world to discuss. This is the etiquette, loyalty and filial piety of our Confucianism." The old master said without shame.
"Wow!" Huang Ergou spat wildly on the ground.
This is really shameless!
No wonder the Dream of Red Mansions alluded to this openly. If this was extremely rare, why would such a famous novel be written?
"Oh, just listening to your barking noises makes you really irritable, so I'll let you talk." The old master said casually, and then he said, "Beasts and animals speak human words!"
Then Huang Ergou found himself able to speak: "Hey, you old man, you are really shameless, don't you specialize in cultivating Haoran's righteousness? You can also cultivate righteousness like this? What a shame on the faces of the sages!"
"Hahaha, ignorant child, people do not have to do anything, and the world will be destroyed. This was originally a good word, but later it turned into evil. Everything is like this, the original intention was good, and it turned into evil in the end, because this is the way. The Dao is to go evil. I heard some people in the West say that this is called entropy increase. It takes a lot of effort to do good, but to evil, you don't have to do anything, and it will naturally slip through. This old man follows the Dao, so why can't you cultivate greatness? Righteousness?" The old master has no guilt.
"Damn, hateful, you are all crooked and heresy, how can there be such a truth in the world? Those who do evil are superior, and those who are good are wronged and seek perfection!" Huang Ergou said fiercely.
"Humph, what you said is not entirely correct. If you are dedicated to goodness, you will be able to stand tall. However, if you are tall and high for a long time, it will become evil. Therefore, what is above is evil, it is the effect, not the cause. Evil, all good will go down." The old master shook his head and said.
"It's all nonsense, so many sages, have you eaten them all?" Huang Ergou didn't believe it at all.
"Okay, you can't argue with me, and I can't persuade me. Then I'll show you all things in this world, and you'll understand that only evil can prevail." The old master said, and put his daughter-in-law set aside.
Daughter-in-law can hug her at any time, but the dog in front of her is not always available.
He is very interested.
In the process of life, it is not easy to find the stimulation that makes him feel the real life.
Today he found it again.
A very upright guy, who really thinks about the great unity of the world and the unity of all things.
But this little guy just thinks about it in his heart. When he really does things, it is also a bunch of biased shortcomings. At least when he sees people, he can't be calm.
Otherwise, facing myself, I wouldn't be so excited.
"Hmph, just look at it." Huang Ergou flicked his tail and said arrogantly.
The two first came to a prefect's yamen, and the prefect immediately greeted one person and one dog respectfully at the entrance.
The old master, who was cleaning ashes at home, became dignified and noble as soon as he entered the lobby, like two different people.
"Sure enough." Huang Ergou said disdainfully.
However, only the old master could understand what he said, and the others only heard two "beeps" in their ears.
One person and one dog sit on the side of the lobby, yes, even dogs have seats.
And the prefect sat in the middle and began to ask the case.
Not long after, a man, a woman, and an outsider came to the yamen.
"Who is kneeling at the bottom of the hall?"
"Report to Master Qingtian, little old Mrs. Du, to sue Yang Da for seducing my daughter-in-law." The member said with a look of resentment.
"Report to the lord, we were wronged." The man immediately shouted.
"What? In the lobby, you still call us? What's your relationship with that woman? You don't come here!"
"Caomin is a child, and he failed many tests. He made a living by teaching Mongolian students. Bai Shi just knew a few words from the bottom." Yang Da said.
"Oh, as a teacher, you have neglected human relations and colluded with students. The crime is one more class! Serve me with a big sentence!" The prefect slapped the case directly.
Then two classes of yamen came out, pushed Yang Da to the ground and started spanking.
"Wow!" Huang Ergou couldn't take it any longer. The prefect has no evidence at all~www.mtlnovel.com~ and has no multiple confessions, so he came up with a few words to determine the facts.
Black, really black.
Much darker than the dark forest.
Is the dark forest in the tallest as dark as the heart?
The dark forest is just a human idea, and this scene is something that has already happened, and it is happening all the time, in the past, now, and in the future.
Huang Ergou thought to himself.
"Oh, does the boss's **** dog agree with this government's judgment? Hahaha, it really is a **** dog." The prefect turned to Huang Ergou with a flattering smile.
The old master just smiled and said nothing.
"Caomin was wronged, Caomin was wronged, Caomin and the Bai family are completely innocent!" Yang Da screamed in agony.
The Bai Shi next to him also kowtowed again and again: "Master Qingtian is on top, the people and the master have nothing to do with each other. I also ask the master to learn from it."
"Shut up! You scumbag, you are openly defending the adulterer in the lobby! If you don't have anything to do, how can you justify the strange man, you really don't ask yourself!" Shi will also be punished with a finger!"
Generally, women are not punished, not even in court.
As long as it wasn't a serious crime, a reasonable court official would ask her husband's family to come forward. If something happened, they would beat her husband's board and arrest him and put him in jail.
Because once she goes to court, this woman basically cannot escape a word of death.
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