My Wife, Something is Wrong Chapter 735

Chapter 735 A beast that is not as good as a beast, the princess's flame gun!

"Onychomycosis?"

Zhu Yan was taken aback when he heard the words, looked down at his big feet, and asked with a puzzled face: "What is onychomycosis? Why is it so terrible?"

Luo Qingzhou said solemnly: "Onychomycosis is an extremely rare and serious foot disease. There are many poisonous insects that are invisible to the naked eye, eating your toenails. If you don't deal with it in time, it will be very serious! "

Zhu Yan's expression tightened, and he said, "How serious will it be?"

Luo Qingzhou said seriously: "There is a saying in the medical book, if you get onychomycosis, one infects two, two infects three, and finally becomes a fool! Brother, if you don't deal with it in time, both of your feet will be covered with ashes. Nails, at the same time, those poisonous insects will follow your toenails, enter your toes, then follow your toes, drill into your meridians, and then swim along your meridians to your brain, and finally start to gnaw Eat your brain. At that time, even if the gods come, there is no cure!"

Zhu Yanting's eyes widened and he covered his head with horror.

Luo Qingzhou looked at him and said, "Brother, you don't want your clever head to be eaten by poisonous insects, and you end up turning into a fool, right?"

Zhu Yan hurriedly shook his head: "Of course not! Good brother, how to heal? Is there still time?"

Luo Qingzhou stared at his toes seriously for a while, and said: "It should be too late to save it now. It's actually very simple, just cut off the onychomycosis, so as not to let it continue to infect."

Zhu Yan heard this, lowered his head, stared at his toenails for a few more times, then looked up at him and said, "Brother, are you sure that brother really has onychomycosis?"

Luo Qingzhou nodded and said: "Of course sure! It is clearly recorded in the book that the common symptom of onychomycosis is that the nail plate becomes thick and irregular, and the color becomes grayish white, or jet black or brown...From the color of the elder brother's nails, Judging from its appearance, smell, etc., it is definitely onychomycosis, that's right!"

Zhu Yan glanced at him suspiciously, then looked down at his thick black toenails, then suddenly stretched out his big feet and put them under the waterfall behind, then began to scrub with his hands, clasping them vigorously with his fingernails.

After a full incense stick.

"Wow!"

Water splashed in all directions, and a huge foot flew out from under the waterfall and landed in front of Luo Qingzhou.

Luo Qingzhou took a closer look and saw that the twisted and pitch-black nails had undergone earth-shaking changes. Not only had they become clean and smooth, but they had also turned pale gold!

Zhu Yan opened his mouth wide, pointed to his toes and said with surprise on his face: "My brother, look, the onychomycosis is gone! Sure enough, you are still wrong. This king didn't have onychomycosis at all, but hundreds of toenails. I haven't washed my feet for a year, hahahaha..."

Luo Qingzhou: "..."

Zhu Yan was very happy: "Now I don't have to cut my toenails anymore? I finally don't have to be afraid anymore, hahahaha..."

Luo Qingzhou's face froze for a while, and then he suddenly said seriously: "Brother, you still have onychomycosis, that's right."

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Yan's laughter stopped abruptly. He looked down at his toenails, then looked at him again and said, "Brother, is there something wrong with your eyes? Brother, these nails are obviously gold, where are they gray?" Fingernails?"

Luo Qingzhou said seriously: "Brother, didn't I make it very clear just now? According to the book, the common symptom of onychomycosis is that the nail plate becomes thick and irregular, and the color becomes grayish white, or black or brown. or golden…”

Zhu Yan immediately asked suspiciously: "Brother, did you just say that there is gold? How can I remember?"

Luo Qingzhou said affirmatively: "Of course, there must be."

Then he turned his head to look at Linghu Qingzhu next to him, and asked: "Zhuzhu, you heard it just now, did I say there is gold?"

Zhu Yan's gaze also looked at the woman in Tsing Yi beside him.

Linghu Qingzhu lowered his head slightly, and said, "I forgot."

Luo Qingzhou said: "Brother, there is indeed gold in the book. Your onychomycosis must be treated as soon as possible, otherwise, there will be endless troubles. We are brothers, do you think the younger brother will lie to you?"

Zhu Yan immediately grimaced, looked down at his toenails again, his ferocious cheeks twitched a few times, looked at him weakly and said, "Brother, can you not cut it? Brother is afraid of pain..."

Luo Qingzhou immediately said: "Don't worry, brother, cutting nails is not cutting meat, it doesn't hurt at all."

Then he said again: "Well, if you don't feel at ease, brother, today I will help you cut a section of your thumb nail and see the effect. If after a period of time, brother's nails no longer turn dark, then there is nothing wrong with it." The problem is over, you don't need to cut it anymore.”

Zhu Yan wrinkled his face, cringed, and struggled for a long time, Fang finally made up his mind, and said pitifully: "Yangyang, then be gentle and don't be too rude. This king is afraid of pain, you have to take pity on you..."

Luo Qingzhou nodded and said: "Don't worry, brother, I will be very gentle."

Zhu Yan immediately said again: "Also, the feet are the private places of this king, you can't touch them for too long, let alone touch and knead casually to take advantage of this king, or my concubine will go crazy if she finds out. ,do you know?"

Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched, and he immediately assured: "Don't worry, brother, I will never dare to take advantage of you!"

Linghu Qingzhu on the side, couldn't bear to see any more, quietly turned around and turned his back to them.

Zhu Yan sat on the ground with a look of fear and apprehension, and after hesitating for a long time, Fang timidly put the washed big foot on the hillside.

Luo Qingzhou looked at the big feet that were close at hand, and the golden toenails on them, suppressed his emotions, and took out the sharp warrior dagger with a "swish".

Zhu Yan trembled in fright, and hurriedly said again: "Yangyang, we are brothers! You must be gentle, do you hear me? Brother is really afraid of pain. If you hurt him, brother may not be able to bear it and kick him I kicked you out. If I kick you to death then, don't blame my brother.”

Luo Qingzhou clenched the warrior dagger in his hand, and comforted him: "Don't worry, brother, I'm fine, I'll be very careful."

As he spoke, he didn't hesitate anymore, and immediately stretched out the dagger, put it on the very long and big nail, and began to cut it vigorously.

"Crackling...creaking..."

The blade rubbed against the nails, making a piercing sound of metal rubbing.

Zhu Yan was tense and stiff at first, then opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth, and finally burst out laughing: "Yangyang! Yangyang! It's itchy, this king is so itchy... Hahaha, stop grinding..."

"Crackling...creaking..."

"Crack!"

Luo Qingzhou held the dagger and cut it for a long time. Not only did he not cut off his nails, but several gaps appeared on the dagger very quickly. Finally, when he suddenly used his internal force to cut hard, the dagger was overwhelmed and broke...

Seeing this scene, Zhu Yan burst out laughing triumphantly: "Brother, you are not good at sharpening your nails, hahahaha... huh?"

The laughter in his mouth stopped abruptly in an instant.

Luo Qingzhou suddenly took out the pitch-black wooden stick, and said: "Brother, your onychomycosis is too stubborn, and it is difficult to cut it off with an ordinary dagger, so I can only use the stick of Sun Dasheng. Brother, bear with it, The younger brother has already made marks on it with a dagger, and with a stick down, he should be able to smash his nails off."

Zhu Yan's expression changed immediately, and he withdrew his thigh with a "whoosh", looked at the dark stick in his hand in horror and shouted: "No! You can't use your stick! Your stick is too hard , the last time I beat me was so painful and bled a lot, don't even think about touching me with it again!"

As soon as these words came out, Linghu Qingzhu, who had his back turned to them, couldn't help but quietly turned his head and took a look.

Luo Qingzhou knew that it had a psychological shadow on this stick, thought for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, put away the stick, took out the black and white sword and said: "Brother, let me try with this sword."

Zhu Yan glanced at the unattractive sword in his hand, hesitated again, then put his big foot back in front of him again, with a smug smile on his face again: "As long as it's not your stick, I won't be afraid .”

Luo Qingzhou held the hilt of the sword with both hands, aimed straight at his thick, long and sharp clipped nails, and began to cut hard along the marks left by the warrior's dagger.

"Crackling...creaking..."

This time, it was easy to cut a gap in the toenail.

The muscles on Zhu Yan's face twitched, and he said, "Brother, why does brother feel a little pain? Are you sure you didn't cut brother's foot?"

Luo Qingzhou continued to cut hard, while comforting: "Don't worry, brother, I will keep my eyes open and watch, and I will definitely not cut your feet."

"Um?"

While cutting, he suddenly encountered a huge resistance, and the sword in his hand couldn't move forward no matter what.

He was anxious, and immediately mobilized the internal force in his body to pour into his arm. Then he clenched the hilt of the sword with both hands, gritted his teeth, and suddenly let out a low cry. The sword in his hand made a "swish", and finally cut it all at once!

"Aw—"

At this moment, Zhu Yan, who was sitting in the depression with his big feet outstretched, suddenly let out a scream, and then jumped up from the spot with a "swoosh", and jumped to a height of hundreds of meters, screaming in pain The sound instantly resounded throughout the world!

Luo Qingzhou was startled, and looked down, the sword was covered with blood, and there was not only a sharp golden nail on the grass, but also a piece of dark flesh...

"Ah—this king hurts! It hurts—"

The shrill and deafening screams in the air gradually fell, and then there was a "boom", like a small mountain, and fell heavily on the ground!

The whole ground shook suddenly!

Luo Qingzhou and Linghu Qingzhu jumped up involuntarily.

The trees, flowers and plants not far away, and even the waterfall, all bounced up suddenly, and then fell down suddenly.

Zhu Yan's eyes were wide open, his face was distorted, his mouth was wide open, and his whole body tremblingly stretched out his foot, tears shot out like a fountain, crying and roaring: "Beast! Beast! Look, look! Take this book The king's toes have all been cut off!"

Luo Qingzhou landed on the ground, took a closer look, and saw that a piece of the nail on the toe had fallen off, and a large piece of the top of the toe had also been cut off. At this time, the flesh and blood were bleeding...

"Aww—"

Zhu Yan wept bitterly, crying and cursing at the same time: "You are a beast that is not as good as a beast! It is in vain that the king treats you as a good brother! In vain, I give you blood and feet for you! How despicable and shameless you lied to me, wanting my toes! You are not human! You are not as good as a beast! You... oh! This king wants to kill you!"

Saying that, it raised its huge fist angrily!

Luo Qingzhou knelt down on one knee, clasped his fists in both hands, lowered his head and said, "Brother, it's my fault! I made a mistake and accidentally injured you. If you want to beat or scold you, please do as you please. Even if the elder brother wants to smash the younger brother into a pulp , my little brother will never frown!"

"Okay! Then I will kill you!"

Zhu Yan's eyes widened in anger, and he raised his fist high.

Luo Qingzhou immediately said again: "Brother, my brother's death is not a pity, but please give me some time, I want to say goodbye to my wife and fiancee at home. Also, I want to remember some wonderful stories in my mind , write it down and pass it on to future generations, so that when the time comes, they will come to visit the elder brother, tell the elder brother, and atone for the younger brother..."

Zhu Yan stared at him angrily, raised his fist, and then slowly lowered it, the fury on his face also gradually receded, and said angrily: "You idiot, you can't even hold a sword steadily, and you dare to treat this king. If you If it were another person, this king would have punched him to pieces! I have lived for so many years, and I have never been played and hurt by anyone like this, you are the first!"

Luo Qingzhou sincerely apologized again: "The younger brother is wrong, the younger brother is stupid, I am really sorry brother."

Zhu Yan saw that his attitude was good, and it wasn't intentional, so he could only sigh, and waved his hand: "Forget it, my brother, I don't care about it. You didn't mean it, it's just clumsy. This king My lord has a lot, I forgive you!"

Luo Qingzhou quickly thanked him, and seeing that its feet were still bleeding, he quickly took out a porcelain bottle, uncorked the bottle and said, "Brother, stretch your feet over here, little brother, here are some medicines that can stop bleeding and heal wounds very good."

Zhu Yan glanced at the porcelain bottle in his hand, and when he was about to stretch his feet, he suddenly asked, "Does it hurt?"

Luo Qingzhou said: "Don't worry, brother, it doesn't hurt at all."

Zhu Yan glanced at him dubiously, then stretched out his foot, and warned: "If you dare to lie to me again, I will break up with you!"

Luo Qingzhou saw that there was a lot of blood sprayed from his toes, so he quickly took out a porcelain bottle from the storage ring, and said cheekily: "Brother, your blood is wasted on the ground, why don't you let me take some back Use it?"

Zhu Yan's eyes widened suddenly: "You..."

Luo Qingzhou hurriedly said: "My little brother wants this bottle, and the lady at home is still waiting to refine the medicine to cure the disease. Brother, that is your sister-in-law."

Zhu was stunned and stared at him angrily, so he gritted his teeth and said angrily, "I'm really blind, I gave you a good brother!"

Immediately closed his eyes and said, "Take it!"

Luo Qingzhou immediately stretched out the porcelain bottle and quickly filled it up.

After collecting the blood, he poured out the spirit liquid from another porcelain bottle and dripped it on the wound.

As soon as the liquid dripped onto the wound, Zhu Yan immediately felt a chill.

The blood gushing from the wound stopped quickly. At the same time, a very comfortable coolness spread from the wound, and the pain immediately began to ease.

Zhu Yan immediately opened his eyes and said happily, "Brother, your medicine really works!"

Luo Qingzhou gave him a few more drops, and said: "Don't worry, brother, with your physique, the wound will heal tomorrow, and there will be no scars."

Zhu gave him a white look, and said: "This king is an ancient beast, so I naturally know that there is nothing wrong with such a wound. It's just that this king is afraid of pain, and you are clumsy, so this king loses his temper."

Luo Qingzhou put away the liquid and apologized again.

Zhu Yan snorted coldly, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, let's not make an example."

Immediately, he looked at his toenails again and said, "My king's onychomycosis, how are you going to help me heal it? Anyway, don't even think about cutting it with a sword."

Luo Qingzhou took out a wooden box, put the piece of gold nail cut off from the ground into it, and said: "Don't worry, brother, wait for the younger brother to take this piece of onychomycosis back and study it carefully, and then find a way to help Brother heals. With my brother's physique and strength, it will definitely be fine for the time being."

Zhu Yan immediately said: "You have to hurry up, I don't want my head to be eaten by the poisonous insects on my feet and become a fool."

Luo Qingzhou said: "Little brother obeys."

One man and one beast, we chatted for a while.

Luo Qingzhou said goodbye: "Brother, it's getting late, I have to go back to study quickly, and by the way, I need to find other people who are proficient in this disease to discuss it."

Although Zhu Yan was a little bit reluctant, he still said: "Remember to come early next time, and every time I send you a message, remember to reply early, don't make me wait too long. I won't see you for a day The news makes it hard to sleep or eat."

Immediately, he sighed again, and muttered: "It's strange, this king may not like you, right?"

Luo Qingzhou's complexion changed, and he hurriedly said: "Brother, farewell!"

After finishing speaking, he immediately pulled Linghu Qingzhu to the side and hurried away.

Zhu Yan looked up at him and said, "Yangyang, next time you come, remember to tell me some love and love stories. It would be better if there are such details. It seems that this king is going to be in heat."

Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to answer, and soon disappeared down the distant hillside with Linghu Qingzhu.

"Drive!"

After Luo Qingzhou and Linghu Qingzhu went down the mountain, they rode on the horse together again and galloped on the way home.

As night fell, the heavy snow finally showed signs of stopping.

Wrapped in silver everywhere, there is a vast expanse of whiteness.

No one can be seen on the road.

Linghu Qingzhu was bouncing in his arms for a while, and finally couldn't help but said: "The golden nails of ancient fierce beasts seem to be a very powerful material for refining weapons. Do you want to refine weapons?"

Luo Qingzhou held her tightly and said, "Yes."

"Who will help you?"

"A friend, a master craftsman."

"Should be a woman?"

"Master, it's so big, it's snowing."

"You lied to it, how do you explain it later? He looks very grumpy."

"Master, don't worry, I'll just tell him that I made a mistake."

"If you lie to it like this, will you feel guilty?"

"There will be some guilt, but I also paid for it."

"I did not see."

"For practitioners, time is the most precious thing. For me, time is life. I exchange these things with time and happiness. For it, it does not suffer. Because what it needs most ,that's it."

"Anyway, what you say makes sense."

"Uncle, you don't just know that I am a talented Juren master with a very powerful mouth."

"You...don't..."

The horse ran fast, and soon disappeared into the vast night.

"By the way, uncle, have you found someone to refine the Jiuqiao Juling Pill?"

"Not...not yet...waiting for Elder Sun..."

"Master, please give me the materials. I have a friend who is not only a master of refining equipment, but also a master of alchemy. As long as the materials are qualified, her success rate is very high."

"No...you don't..."

"Should I not give it, or..."

"Give…"

The cold wind whizzed by, and the horse stepped on the snow without a trace.

at the same time.

In the Imperial Palace of Kyoto, in the Yaohua Palace.

The tall girl in a fiery red dress is holding a flame gun and practicing the gun in a spacious secret room. Her cold and graceful figure is looming in the fluttering red veil.

A scarlet flame imprint lit up between her brows, and the red light flickered all over her body, as if a flame was burning. The red skirt and hair were flying in the flames, and a pair of snow-white jade feet under the skirt were growing lotuses every step of the way, as if she was dancing.

"Poof!"

She stabbed out with a spear, hitting the bull's-eye in the corner, and then the tip of the gun sprayed out a scorching flame, hitting the bull's-eye hard, piercing the entire target!

"Crack!"

The entire target was suddenly reduced to ashes in the gun light!

"Shua! Shua! Shua!"

She practiced for a long time before she stopped.

Her towering chest was slightly undulating, shiny sweat stains appeared on her forehead, and the flame mark between her eyebrows gradually disappeared.

When everything calmed down, she put away her spear, and walked towards the bath with bare snow-white feet.

The red dress fell off, and the long hair was loose.

A tall, graceful, flawless and beautiful jade body appeared impressively in the light, and there were glistening sweat stains on the tender skin.

"Wow!"

The water in the pool is rippling and the petals are fluttering.

She got into the bath, leaned against the rocks behind her, and closed her eyes.

Be quiet for a long time.

She Fang majesticly and lazily said: "How do you say?"

A cold voice suddenly came from outside the door: "A news from Lingxiaozong, he agreed, the queen mother and the emperor have already called everyone to discuss, and the date is estimated to be set in the next few days."

The bath was quiet for a long time, when a cold voice sounded: "Go get ready, I'm going out of town tonight to deliver something to him."

"Yes, Your Highness."

(end of this chapter)

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