My Wife, Something is Wrong Chapter 563

  Chapter 563 Fiancee? This king is afraid of pain!

  Housan Cave Mansion.

  Taoist Qingyou led Luo Qingzhou and the two of them, and soon met Taoist Yunshang.

   Nangong Meijiao directly explained her intention.

Taoist Yunshang glanced at the two of them, and said apologetically, "Unless Mr. Luo comes in person, the poor Taoist would not dare to take you in. Senior Zhu Yan was still talking about Mr. Luo a few days ago, saying that he was not trustworthy." , I want to go down the mountain to find him...Miss Nangong, let's go and invite Mr. Luo."

   Nangong Meijiao glanced at someone next to her.

  Luo Qingzhou hesitated for a moment, then glanced at Taoist Qingyou next to him.

   Taoist Yunshang saw that they seemed to have something to say, so he paused, and ordered: "Qingyou, you go first, I'll just accompany the two guests."

   Taoist Qingyou agreed, bowed his head and retreated.

  In the cave, there were only three people left.

  Luo Qingzhou then said: "Senior, don't blame me."

   After finishing speaking, he sank into his dantian, and read aloud a passage: "The Great Dao has no form, it gives birth to the heaven and the earth; the Great Dao has no heart, it moves the sun and the moon; the Dao has no name, it grows all things; I don't know its name, but the strong name is Dao..."

Daoist Yunshang's eyes flashed brightly, he stood up from the futon, stared at him for a while, then held the whisk in his hand, bowed his head and bowed, with a smile on his face: "Young master is really unpredictable, it's the poor Taoist who is blind." .”

   Then make an invitation gesture: "That's it, please."

  Luo Qingzhou bowed his hands, thanked him, and followed behind with Nangong Meijiao.

  Taoist Yunshang walked ahead, without saying a word all the way, and quickly led the two of them across the wooden bridge to the Lingyuan Cave where Zhu Yan lived.

  The lone peak is suspended in the sky, and the white clouds are floating.

  There is a universe inside the cave.

  Taoist Yunshang opened the stone gate, and walked in with the two of them. Not long after walking, the front suddenly opened up, and a piece of light appeared.

   Immediately, a barren land with tall ancient trees and towering strange rocks suddenly appeared.

   Taoist Yunshang stopped in his tracks and said apologetically, "Young Master Chu, Miss Nangong, you can only send Pindao here. You need to find out where Zhu Yan is playing."

  Luo Qingzhou cupped his hands and thanked: "Thank you, senior."

   Taoist Yun Shang nodded, turned and left.

  Luo Qingzhou waited for a while, then Fang led Nangong Meijiao forward.

  Nangong Meijiao stuck close to him, looking around nervously.

  Luo Qingzhou turned his head and glanced at her, and said, "If the princess is afraid, go out with Senior Yunshang and wait, and I will return after taking the blood."

  Nangong Meijiao immediately snorted coldly, straightened her towering chest, clenched the handle of the whip around her waist and said, "Who is afraid? There is nothing in the world that makes this princess afraid!"

   "Squeak!"

  At this moment, a monkey suddenly screamed and jumped from the big tree above.

  Nangong Meijiao exclaimed "Ah", jumped on his body, wrapped his arms around his neck, pinched his body with her slender legs, her face paled.

  Luo Qingzhou looked up.

  The monkey squeaked again and quickly jumped away.

   Nangong Meijiao was stunned on him for a few seconds, Fang let go of his legs and arms, jumped down, and said in embarrassment: "Stinky monkey!"

  Luo Qingzhou did not dare to say more, said: "Let's go, there is a waterfall in front, let's go and see."

   After speaking, he directly lifted the mask on his face.

Nangong Meijiao was about to get close to him, when she suddenly saw his delicate and handsome cheeks, she froze for a moment, let out a "hum", and immediately walked a few steps away as if avoiding suspicion, with a cool face, I ignored him again.

   Turning over a hillside, the roar of a waterfall suddenly came from ahead.

  Looking up, a huge waterfall suddenly appeared!

  The waterfall is as white as a horse, rushing down, it is tens of meters wide and no less than 100 meters high. Below it is a huge valley with lush green grass and blooming flowers.

   There are butterflies flying and bees collecting honey.

   It's like a paradise.

  Luo Qingzhou's eyes searched around the valley, and then looked at the waterfall.

   On the grass near the waterfall, several huge footprints appeared.

  But that ancient beast doesn't seem to be here.

  Luo Qingzhou stood on the hillside, looked around again, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Senior Zhu Yan, this junior is here to visit!"

  The sound echoed in the valley and spread far away.

  Nangong Meijiao looked at the huge footprints in front of the waterfall, his heart trembled, and he approached him involuntarily.

  Luo Qingzhou held her hand and comforted her: "Princess, don't be afraid, I'm here."

  Nangong Meijiao immediately broke free from his hand, glared at him and said angrily: "Don't touch me, men and women can't kiss each other, and you are not Chu Feiyang, so don't try to take advantage of this princess!"

  Luo Qingzhou: "..."

"Humph!"

  Nangong Meijiao turned away, with a cold and pretty face, and ignored him.

   "Boom!"

   At this moment, a loud noise suddenly came from behind!

   Immediately, the ground shook suddenly!

  The two of them were almost unable to stand still, and were almost thrown into the air.

   Suddenly there was a heavy breathing sound from behind, as well as a terrifying and fierce aura!

   The two immediately turned around and looked.

  A gigantic monster nearly a hundred feet tall bent down and looked at them with wide scarlet eyes, with a ferocious and hideous expression on his face!

  This monster has snow-white hair, red skin, a body like a giant ape, a big mouth with fangs exposed, both claws and feet are huge, muscles all over the body are bulging, and its eyes are scarlet and cold

  A ferocious and terrifying aura rushed towards the two of them immediately, filling the entire valley in an instant!

  Nangong Meijiao opened her eyes wide, froze in place, motionless, dumbfounded, as if her soul was scared away at this moment.

  Luo Qingzhou hurriedly said loudly: "Senior, it's me! Do you still know junior?"

Zhu Yan immediately bared his fangs, let out a roar, glared at his scarlet eyes angrily, clenched his huge fists and said, "I know you even when you turn into ashes! You kid didn't believe what you said, come find me as soon as possible!" , to come here now, this king wants to beat you into scum with one punch!"

   As he spoke, he raised his huge and unparalleled fist!

  Luo Qingzhou immediately said: "Senior, this junior has been feeling unwell recently, and he is recovering from his injuries at home. After recovering from his injury, he immediately came to see senior. It is by no means a promise. If this junior tells a lie, he will be struck by lightning!"

  Beside Nangong Meijiao, took a look at him.

  Zhu Yan still clenched his fists, snorted coldly through his thick nostrils, and said with his eyes widened, "Anyway, you are late, and I won't listen, so I just want to punch you into scum!"

  Luo Qingzhou said: "Senior, how about this, let me tell you some more stories today, okay?"

  Zhu Yan immediately said: "Three days and three nights!"

   Immediately, he raised a thick thumb and said, "No, ten days and ten nights!"

Luo Qingzhou froze for a moment, and said: "Senior, this junior is just a mortal. If you don't go back to sleep at night, your body will definitely not be able to bear it. We humans have a saying that staying up late hurts your body, and you may die suddenly. If this junior hurts your body , or died suddenly, who will tell stories to the seniors in the future? The seniors will be lonely without the juniors, and there will be no life in the future? So the seniors, the juniors can only tell you for one day at most, and when it gets dark, the juniors will go back to rest gone."

  Zhu Yan was furious immediately: "Boy, how dare you negotiate terms with me?"

   Immediately, he opened his **** mouth wide open, exposing Sen Han's fangs, and let out a roar of "Aww", which was deafening!

  Nangong Meijiao's face turned pale from fright, her body went limp, and she almost couldn't stand upright.

Luo Qingzhou took out the pitch-black wooden stick with a "swish", and said without any fear: "Senior, if you are bullying the weak and intentionally want this junior to stay up late and die suddenly, this junior would rather die than surrender! Even if this junior puts his life to death, he will still use this golden stick!" Cudgel, let you bleed!"

Zhu Yan looked at the wooden stick in his hand, his ferocious face twitched suddenly, and immediately thought of the severe pain that the golden cudgel brought him that day, the toe that had been broken by the wooden stick, couldn't help but Twitching for a moment, he was surprised and angry and said: "You kid dare to threaten this king! You want to die!"

   "Shua!"

  Luo Qingzhou waved the wooden stick in his hand, as if the wooden stick was psychic, it suddenly became longer with a "swish", and instantly turned into a thick wooden stick more than ten meters long!

   "Zi—"

  On the wooden stick, a purple lightning suddenly appeared, looking extremely fierce!

  Luo Qingzhou opened his mouth, a little dazed.

  Seeing this scene, Zhu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he took a step back involuntarily, and said angrily, "Boy, this is how you humans treat your elders? What about your upbringing and quality?"

Luo Qingzhou was apprehensive, but he clenched the wooden stick tightly in his hand, deliberately regarded death as home, and said impassionedly: "Senior, this junior has already told you, I will tell you the story of the day, and I will tell you next time after this junior has rested. Seniors can understand how the water flows forever? But the seniors are aggressive and insist on letting the juniors stay up late to tell you stories. The seniors are repaying their kindness. If they want the juniors to die, how can the juniors not resist? Ants can steal their lives, let alone me, a man of eight feet! "

Hearing what he said, and seeing his appearance of not being afraid of death, Zhu Yan suddenly lost his momentum, and said: "Your boy is only here now, making me wait a long time! One day is not enough, at least three days! Ben The king allows you to rest at night, so you can rest here, and you can continue to talk after dawn, how about it?"

  Luo Qingzhou pretended to think for a while, and said: "No, in three days, the junior's voice will be hoarse, it's still too hurtful, the junior would rather die than submit!"

  Zhu Yan immediately clenched his fists and said angrily, "Boy, don't push yourself!"

  Luo Qingzhou immediately took a step back and said, "Senior, how about it, two days! Two days! What do you think?"

Zhu Yan stared at him with scarlet eyes, and when he was hesitating, Luo Qingzhou said again: "Senior, it is impossible for this junior to remember the story so clearly, if you don't remember it and the story is not exciting, wouldn't you be sorry for senior In two days, the younger generation has already told all the stories I remember. Wouldn't it be better for the younger generation to remember the rest after returning home, and then tell the seniors? The seniors know that cooking on low heat can bring out delicious food The truth? Senior likes to listen to stories, don't you like to listen to the most exciting and soul-stirring ones?”

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Yan hesitated again, Fang retreated all the fierce aura, snorted in his nostrils, and said: "Boy, let's take two days, but in these two days, you have to tell the king Wonderful, otherwise, this king will never forgive you!"

  Luo Qingzhou immediately put away his stick and said, "Naturally, I promise it will be wonderful. But...Senior and junior, I want to ask you for some blood this time."

As soon as Zhu Yan heard it, he immediately cursed: "You idiot, I know you have evil intentions towards this king and have other plans! Last time, I broke this king, and this king was in so much pain, but this time you still want to mess with me. You are dreaming!"

  Luo Qingzhou looked at it and stopped talking.

  Zhu Yan glared at him angrily and said, "Why, if you don't give you blood, aren't you going to tell a story?"

  Luo Qingzhou cupped his hands and said, "Don't dare, even if the senior doesn't give the junior blood, the junior will still speak."

Zhu Yan stared at him for a while, and cursed angrily: "Damn it, if I don't give you blood, I guess you won't say it carefully, anyway, I can't tell, can you? Despicable and shameless boy, what a shame! Descendants of the Great Holy Lord!"

  Luo Qingzhou cupped his hands and saluted, and said respectfully: "Please help me, senior."

  Zhu looked angrily at him, slammed his fist on the ground, and said angrily, "Here you are! Here you are! As long as you speak well, I will give you the other foot!"

   Immediately trembling, said: "But you kid, you have to be gentle, the king is afraid of pain, you have to be gentle, you know?"

  Luo Qingzhou immediately said happily: "Don't worry, the king, the little one must be gentle!"

  Beside Nangong Meijiao listened to the conversation between the two, opened her mouth slightly: "..."

   Zhu Yan pointed at her and asked, "Boy, who is this person? Why is it different from the person you brought last time?"

  Luo Qingzhou said: "Last time it was my wife, this time it's my fiancee."

  Zhu Yan was taken aback when he heard this, and asked curiously, "What is a fiancee?"

  Luo Qingzhou thought for a while, and explained: "I am about to become the wife of the younger generation, but I have not completed some necessary processes."

  After hearing this, Zhu Yan slapped his huge palm and said with a big grin, "I know, you haven't mated yet, but you're about to mate with her, right?"

  Luo Qingzhou glanced to the side: "...It's sort of."

  Zhu Yan chuckled, baring his fangs and said, "You boy, you are playing with flowers. The one used a sword last time, this time a whip, will there be guns and knives in the future?"

  Luo Qingzhou's lips twitched and said, "No..."

  Zhu Yan curled his lips, and said contemptuously: "But your vision is really bad. The two spouses you found are extremely ugly, and I don't know how you can get the gun."

   Immediately, she took out a huge piece of jade from her arms, bent down and handed it to him, saying, "Come on, boy, let you enjoy the beautiful photos of my concubine!"

  Luo Qingzhou stared in shock at the enlarged version of the communication treasure card in his hand. On the surface of the treasure card, a huge head appeared!

  —That's the head of a female orangutan!

  The female orangutan is opening her mouth wide, with a ferocious smile on her face, her nostrils can accommodate her whole body, her nose hair is exposed, her fangs are yellow and thick, she looks black and old, she is extremely ugly, extremely ferocious!

   "Ouch—Senior, your beloved concubine...is really extremely beautiful, unparalleled in the world! The younger generation's wife and concubine are not as good as you!"

  Luo Qingzhou almost vomited, and immediately cupped his hands, his face full of envy and convulsions.

Zhu Yan laughed out loud, his face was full of complacency, and he was very useful to his flattery, he waved his big hand and said: "Boy, don't be discouraged, as long as you serve me well, when I am happy, maybe I can take care of you." My beloved concubine, I will reward you to play for a few days, so that you can have a good time."

  Luo Qingzhou's heart suddenly shrank, and his eyes widened.

   Nangong Meijiao on the side suddenly clutched her stomach, squatted on the ground, lowered her head, shrugged her shoulders, and let out a suppressed "chi chi chi chi" sound.

"boom!"

Zhu Yan suddenly jumped into the valley behind the two of them, then squatted on the ground with his head parallel to the two, impatiently said: "Boy, I can't wait any longer, hurry up and tell the story of the great saint! After being so wronged, it is best to beat that thief and bald donkey to death!"

  Luo Qingzhou said: "That can't be done, that's his master, and he actually loves his master very much in his heart."

  As soon as these words came out, Nangong Meijiao who was beside him suddenly raised his head to look at him.

  (end of this chapter)

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