My Stand-in is Steve Chapter 783

 “Asshole Archer! Shut up from now on!!”

Following Tohsaka Rin's words, her white hands suddenly lit up with red light, one of the ring-shaped spell patterns slowly disappeared, and then the magic tide erupted directly.

at the same time.

 In the infinite world dominated by Fang Mo.

 Dimensional prison dimension, the real Archer is wandering aimlessly.

He is a heroic spirit summoned by Tohsaka Rin. He was supposed to join forces with him to participate in the Holy Grail War, but at this moment he is lost in this strange space.

This is a terrifying dimension that is cold, dark, and so quiet that it is almost dead.

Archer also tried to explore the surroundings, but could hear nothing except his own footsteps. The world was so silent that it made his hair stand on end.

The sky above the head is a giant scarlet eye, its size almost covering the entire sky, as if it is monitoring everything on the ground all the time, and around it is an endless black wasteland, with a large number of monsters like black slates standing. As long as you get close to them, they will open their scarlet eyeballs and be forcibly teleported back to the place where they first descended.

Archer didn't understand the rules at first, and ended up being teleported back several times.

 But even if he later mastered the rules, he still couldn't escape from here. You must know that Archer has been walking here for a day and a night, but the surrounding environment has not changed at all, and it is so monotonous that it makes people feel chilly.

 But right now.

Archer finally experienced a different feeling... He couldn't speak.

Archer tried to open his mouth, but some strange force suddenly stopped him. This immediately made him confused, and he had no idea what was going on.

 And at the same time on the other side.

 Outside, Wei Gongzhai, Fang Mo also cooperated and kept his mouth shut.

 “Finally, it's quiet.”

When Tohsaka Rin, who was not far away, saw this scene, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the tatami again, with a relaxed expression on his face, as if constipation suddenly cleared up after a long time.

 “Tohsaksan.”

When Shirou Emiya next to him saw this, he also asked curiously: "What is the curse you just mentioned?"

 “This is the pattern on our hands.”

Tohsaka Rin explained casually: "This is something unique to the master. There are three in total, and you can give three orders that the servant cannot refuse."

"so."

Emiya Shirou looked at the back of his hand thoughtfully.

 “Sorry to keep you waiting for so long.”

At the next moment, Ashue came over from the kitchen carrying a big basin: "There are still a few dishes that need to be simmered for a while. Please rest your stomach first."

After hearing this, several people also took a look at the things in the basin, and found that they were some flaky fried things piled inside. These fried things were golden yellow as a whole, with some crystal clear gravy drizzled on them. They were ready as soon as they were served. The very strong sweet and sour smell makes people drool uncontrollably.

"What's this?"

Tohsaka Rin's attention was immediately attracted: "Tempura?"

“Tempura shouldn't be served with sweet and sour sauce…”

Emiya Shirou picked up a piece of meat curiously and observed it, then took a tentative bite, and there was a crunching sound. His eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay, so delicious..."

 “I'll try it too.”

Tohsaka Rin quickly picked up a piece and put it into his mouth. He was also shocked: "This... what kind of texture is this? Is German food so delicious?"

 “No, this is Northeastern cuisine.”

Ashue here smiled gently and said, "According to Madam Xiaoyao, this thing should be called 'Guobao'."

 “Guobao again?”

Tohsaka Rin subconsciously tilted her head, feeling that the title was a bit strange, but she didn't think much about it. She didn't even get a bite of what she had just eaten. Now she was really hungry, so she hurriedly started eating.

 “Don't worry, there are other dishes.”

As Xue said, she returned to the kitchen and started serving dishes.

Like red sausages, colorful skinned skin, pork elbows, skin jelly, big party, stir-fried dry tofu, of course there are also hot dishes, meat slices, fat intestines, liver tips, ribs, roasted potatoes and so on...

In the blink of an eye, the table was filled with dishes. However, the portions of these dishes were surprisingly large. Almost every dish was piled into a small pile on the plate. This simply overwhelmed Tohsaka Rin. I was so dumbfounded that I didn't even know what to eat with a bowl of rice in my hand.

After tasting each one... Tohsaka Rin suddenly found that he seemed a little full.

 In fact, it's not just her.

In fact, Emiya Shirou was also a little full, but at this moment, Ashue brought up a few more large pots, with goose stewed on top of corn tortillas, and chicken mushrooms in another pot. Pickled cabbage vermicelli or something.

There was even a whole pot of wood-fired rice.

Then the Emiya family's table really doesn't have room for it now.

Seeing this, Emiya Shirou quickly signaled: "Miss Ashue, please stop, we have enough to eat..."

 It's just that I haven't finished speaking yet.

 Suddenly a voice rang out.

"No, Shirou." Not far away, Saber looked at him seriously: "I can still eat, please believe in my strength."

 “I don't want this kind of strength…”

Emiya Shirou felt as if he was starting to have a headache too.

But at this moment, he felt another look full of resentment.

 Obviously, this came from Fang Mo's gaze. Just now Tohsaka Rin used a curse to shut him up, so obviously he couldn't eat the food on the table, and his whole face turned dark.

 “Uh, Tohsaksan…”

Seeing this, Shirou Emiya also whispered: "Can you take back that curse? Mr. Adolf seems to be unable to eat..."

"snort!"

Tohsaka Rin was actually a little guilty, and his eyes were a little evasive, but he still subconsciously said harshly: "It's not that he blames himself for talking nonsense, now it's a punishment..."

 Don't wait for her to finish speaking.

 A dazzling white light suddenly lit up next to Fang Mo.

A few people subconsciously squinted their eyes, but when the white light dissipated, they discovered that there was a blond boy over there.

It was a boy with fair skin. His face looked a bit round, and he had a vague feeling of childishness. He was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed eyes and a white short-sleeved shirt. He looked directly at the opposite side as soon as he came out. Tohsaka Rin: "You just want me to shut up with just a curse...Are you a three-year-old child?"

"…ha?"

 Tohsaka Rin was stunned when he heard this.

"My sacred will connects every German citizen!" Fang Mo next to him waved his hand, and at the same time the young man's voice rang out in unison: "Even if he is just a German boy, he can still represent my will! "

“Is this how you use this Noble Phantasm!?”

Tohsaka Rin is about to collapse. This guy is so good at looking for trouble... Doesn't he use the Noble Phantasm without spending magic power?

 “I feel great!”

Facing the doubt, the boy opposite responded with a burst of cheerful laughter.

"I…"

Tohsaka Rin felt that his temples were pounding, but he couldn't do anything with Fang Mo. He had already used one of the curses on impulse just now. This thing is still very precious. You can't use it all with this guy. Are you angry?

 “Okay, okay, Tohsaksan…”

When Shirou Emiya saw this scene, he quickly advised him: "You should have eaten enough, right? Then please teach me magic knowledge as soon as possible." "Wait a moment."

Tohsaka Rin thought for a moment, then shook his head in a dull voice and said.

"Why?"

 Emiya Shirou was a little confused.

Tohsaka Rin ignored him. Instead, he stretched his chopsticks towards the iron pot in the distance with a dark face: "I feel like I can eat a little more..."

 In short, I have a bit of a headache.

 But Tohsaka Rin still spent the night at Emiya's house.

On the second day, they were originally preparing to pack up and go to school, but soon Emiya's phone rang. It was a call from the school, saying that you don't need to come.

Then of course this is not dismissal.

 But the damage to the school is too serious and cannot be used.

But this is not a bad thing. After all, they have other things to do now, which is to go to the church to see the supervisor and explain the problem of Emiya Shirou as a participant, as well as the aftermath of the heroic spirit battle. Handle the situation.

 The distance between the church and Emiya's residence is not very far.

A few people arrived quickly on foot.

After last night's teaching, Shirou Emiya barely understood some common sense about magic. Unfortunately, he still couldn't bear to operate it. For example, he couldn't let Saber do the most basic transformation of a heroic spirit into a spiritual body.

Since it cannot be spiritualized.

A few people had no choice but to cover her up a little.

In the original work, she was wearing a raincoat, but it wasn't raining in broad daylight, which would attract attention, so after Fang Mo mentioned it, they simply pretended to be cosplayers and cartoon characters.

 In this case, Shirou Emiya got an orange training suit and wore a wig.

Then Tohsaka Rin got cat ears and put on a maid outfit. She blushed and coquettishly, which was surprisingly cute.

As for Fang Mo...he just acted in his true colors, wearing the military uniform of a high-ranking German official, wearing high boots and a military cap. Next to him was a German boy wearing a helmet and holding a toy gun. The two of them were like Standing there like father and son, a chilling air hit our faces, as if they were going to go to the streets to arrest the Jews in the next second, which made some passers-by who wanted to take pictures not dare to look here.

Saber, who was wearing armor, was among these people and looked much more normal.

Since the cosplayer culture is quite popular in Japan, the occasional appearance on the street will not attract too much attention. After walking for a while, the group soon saw the church across the road.

 “We're here after crossing this zebra crossing.”

The journey was uneventful, and Tohsaka Rin couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief at this moment.

"Trivia."

At this moment, Fang Mo started to get ready again. The German BOY raised his hand and pointed forward and said: "If you think you can't do it, then go for a walk on the zebra crossing, so that you can become a pedestrian."

 “My lord, I was wrong, okay?”

Tohsaka Rin raised his forehead in pain: "I shouldn't have abused the spell yesterday, so can you stop causing trouble for me now?"

 “Then you say it yourself.”

Fang Mo asked with a smile: "Are you a pedestrian?"

“I am, I am.” Rin Tosaka rubbed his temples and said, “I am whatever you say.”

 “It's a fart.”

However, Fang Mo changed the topic in vain: "Actually, you are walking."

"I…"

 Tohsaka Rin was about to vomit blood.

 “Pfft…”

Emiya Shirou, who was next to him, couldn't help it anymore and tilted his head. This was the first time he saw Tohsaka Rin looking defeated. You must know that she was a famous figure in school.

 In short, this group of people was noisy.

　　But he quickly crossed the road and came to the church.

Saber took the initiative to stay outside, and the others didn't say anything. They felt that she should be wary of enemy attacks or something, so she went directly into the church to find someone.

 There seemed to be no outsiders in the church.

A few people pushed the door open and saw only a middle-aged man.

The other person was probably in his thirties and was wearing a black priest outfit. Although he was from Japan, his actions revealed a kind of elegance unique to Western aristocrats, but his eyes were too dark, as if they were even deep. There is no highlight at all, as if there is something unknown hidden deep in my heart.

“I contacted you several times but didn't respond. I thought something had happened to you.”

 The moment he saw Tohsaka Rin, the supervisor here...or Kotomine Kirei took the initiative to speak.

It's just that although he was saying words of concern, his eyes were not looking at Rin Tohsaka at all. Instead, he was observing Fang Mo next to him: "It looks like you summoned a very scary guy, Rin."

 “You don't have to worry about what I summon.”

Tohsaka Rin said calmly: "I came to you for other matters that have nothing to do with my followers."

"so."

Kotomine Kirei didn't say anything: "Then let me guess, is it related to the explosion at the school yesterday? Or... the fire in the suburbs last night?"

  “It was done by other followers.”

Tohsaka Rin's eyes became a little wandering: "I...I'm just protecting myself."

"That's what I say, but as a magician who has caused such a big disturbance, the Tohsaka family is likely to be held responsible." Kotomine Kirei said: "If the impact is too bad, even if they are not surrounded and suppressed, You may also be deprived of your qualifications as a Master, this is the rule of the Holy Grail War."

"What?"

Tohsaka Rin seemed a little nervous after hearing this.

"But you are my disciple after all, so I will still help you find a solution." Kotomine Kirei continued: "But you have to be more careful next time. It is very troublesome to deal with these messes."

Tohsaka Rin then breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't worry, I will pay attention next time."

"Then, this kid is the only one left." Kotomine Kirei turned his head again and looked at Emiya Shirou: "You were led here by Rin, I guess you are the seventh Master. , what do you call it?”

"I…"

 Emiya Shirou took a step forward, preparing to introduce himself.

But before he could speak, Fang Mo suddenly interrupted him: "Oh, he is the adopted son of the magician killer Emiya Kiritsugu, and the pleasure criminal killer Emiya Shirou."

"…Um?!"

 Hearing what Fang Mo said, Kotomine Kirei's expression condensed for no reason.

"ha?"

Then not only Kotomine Kirei, but also Emiya Shirou and Tohsaka Rin looked at Fang Mo with shocked expressions, especially Tohsaka Rin: "You...where did you know this? ?”

 “I told you already.”

Fang Mo's face remained as usual.

“…Never underestimate the Empire's intelligence network.”

 My original intention was to write 6K divided into two pieces, but I failed.

Chapter end