My Stand-in is Steve Chapter 282

  Chapter 282 You, Star-Lord, the Sixth in the Alliance

   "Wait, where am I?"

   Xingjue was also obviously confused, and he looked around blankly: "I remember...I should be chatting with a lady?"

   "Huh? This guy..."

  Rocket Raccoon reacted after the initial surprise: "This is that stupid human? Hey friend, this is my prey."

   "What? Your target is also this guy?"

  Fang Mo also pretended to be taken aback: "You were also hired by that guy Yondu?"

"You too?"

Rocket Raccoon also frowned, and then he took out his smart computer and fiddled with it: "Wait, let me see first... No, I am the only one who took orders on the bounty platform, no one else intervened... So what the **** is going on with you guy?"

   "Oh, forgot to tell you."

  Fang Mo spread his hands: "I am a dark bounty hunter, and I actually received the order for Yondu through the Predator."

   "What the **** is a dark bounty hunter?"

  Rocket Raccoon looked at Fang Mo suspiciously: "Are you kidding me?"

   "Brothers, why am I playing tricks on you." Fang Mo spread his hands helplessly: "The main reason is that I made mistakes before and offended many people, so I was revoked from the bounty hunter qualifications by various platforms..."

"what?"

  Rocket Raccoon was taken aback: "What did you do wrong?"

"That was a long time ago. I took a big order back then, and the task at that time was to let me go to a desolate planet." Fang Mo sighed and said, "When I arrived there, I found that there are The two groups were facing each other, and then my employer initiated an interstellar call with me."

   "He asked me if I saw a blond man in the crowd."

When Fang Mo said this, he deliberately showed a sad expression on his face: "I just woke up at the time, thinking that this mission was a **** assassination mission, so a gravitational ray hit it, and directly blasted that stupid man to the ground Rotten meat."

"Uh…"

  Rocket Raccoon was also a little curious when he heard this, so he asked: "And then?"

"Then?"

  Fang Mo wiped his face sadly and said: "There is no more, my employer said that the blond man is his son, let me protect him in the next battle..."

"I go."

  After listening to Fang Mo's statement, Rocket Raccoon said that he was stupid: "This employer must be so unlucky to meet you."

   "No way, I just woke up, my mind is a little messed up."

  Fang Mo waved his hand: "Hey, it's all in the past anyway, now I'm fine as a dark bounty hunter, just wait for me to cut off his head first."

  While speaking, Fang Mo pulled out the Mayuling knife from behind.

   "Hey! Hey! Wait a minute!"

  Seeing the broadsword shining with purple light, Star-Lord obviously panicked: "Well, brother dark bounty hunter, do you think there is a possibility... that Yondu wants to catch alive?"

   "Fart fart, don't I know who Yondu is?"

Fang Mo directly retorted: "He is the boss of the predators, he kills without blinking an eye, and usually likes to eat intelligent races from other planets, I remember... Uh, sorry, my brain is not working well just after waking up, oh yes, I remember him as if he was going to take your head back to drink."

   After Fang Mo finished speaking, he deliberately raised the Mayuling knife in his hand.

   "Brother! Let me call you Big Brother!?"

Xingjue was really scared when he heard this, he was just having a fight with father Yondu, this kind of thing happened before, it was nothing more than being caught by mercenaries and sent back, but he did not expect to meet a lunatic this time: " Let me beg you, okay? Look, there is a fountain next to it, wash your face and wake up first..."

   "I think you just want to delay time."

  Fang Mo didn't care so much, he raised his knife and smiled at Rocket Raccoon: "It's okay, little brother, when I receive half of the bounty, I'm the most loyal person. If you have money, everyone can earn it together..."

   "Let's talk about money or not."

  Rocket Raccoon looked at the smart computer in his hand, and couldn't help but said: "Yondu seems to say that he really wants to catch alive, it's written on it, are you sleepy again?"

"what?"

  Fang Mo pretended to be taken aback: "I can't..."

   As he spoke, Fang Mo also leaned over to take a look, and it turned out that it was clearly marked that the request was to be captured alive, and the reward of 40,000 was provided by Yondu Yudongta.

   "emmm..."

  Fang Mo deliberately fell into deep thought.

   "Thank God." Seeing that Fang Mo stopped beheading, Xingjue finally breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help saying to Rocket Raccoon on the ground, "Thank you, little raccoon."

   "Thank you, my name is Rocket."

Rocket Raccoon didn't have a good look at Star-Lord, he bared his teeth and said, "Do you think I'm here to save you? Boy, you're just our bounty... Well, dude Cube Man, you have something like a sack something?"

   "It's so troublesome to catch alive."

  Fang Mo took out a sack from his arms, and couldn't help complaining: "I always feel that this guy will run around..."

   "I'm Groot. (Maybe I can hang him.

   At this moment, the tree man next to Rocket Raccoon suddenly spoke, and he pointed to a ray gun on Star-Lord's leg: This way he can't use weapons, and we can be safer.

   "Tangle him with roots?"

Fang Mo rubbed his chin subconsciously, and his eyes began to look for the cosmic spirit ball back and forth on Xingjue: "It's really a good idea...but I think it's safer to take everything off him than to entangle him .”

   "That's right, take down his gun and electromagnetic generator first."

  Rocket Raccoon chimed in.

  But soon, Rocket Raccoon looked at Fang Mo with disbelief on his face: "Wait! Can you understand what Groot said?"

   "Oh, this is one of my abilities, talking and laughing."

Fang Mo shrugged his shoulders: "Although the principle is difficult to explain to you, I can chat and laugh happily with any thinking thing... let alone the Colossus family, even Maokai, Ivern, Zyra, etc. I can still talk about it."

This is actually the setting of the tree people of Groot. They were originally called the Colossus Clan of Flora. Because they are tree people, their vocal cords are not flexible. Therefore, few people can understand what they say except the same race.

  Rocket Raccoon formed a partner with Groot precisely because he could understand Groot's words and thought he had a good personality. As for Fang Mo...it was obvious that he used the ability of Sinicization modules.

   "So you caught this guy back in just one second, and that's your ability?" Rocket Raccoon couldn't help asking.

   "That's right, that's another skill of mine. I can run faster than anyone else."

Fang Mo cheerfully explained: "Actually, I still have many other abilities that I haven't shown, such as complaining, Benzi shines, and live broadcast purchasing blackheads and degreasing artifacts... But in fact, my best skill is still practicing medicine When treating a disease, I can help the patient die immediately, instead of being resurrected, the journey from the operating table to the cremation table will never exceed an hour, and I will happily send people away.”

   "Oh, by the way, I actually have another ability to sell swords, and there is a rule that I sell swords, that is, I can only open in the subspace, so everyone calls me a subspace peddler."

  After listening to Fang Mo's words, Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord were silent.

  Even the honest Groot was a little confused, and soon the three of them looked at each other, as if they had reached a consensus, they all felt that Fang Mo was sick.

   "Why don't you talk anymore?"

  After Fang Mo saw everyone's expressions, he also asked a little strangely: "Didn't you say you want to take away his things first?"

   "Ah yes, I almost forgot."

  Rocket Raccoon patted his head and said: "Just help me to see if this kid has prosthetics... and a weapon, show me his weapon, it seems quite unusual."

"okay."

Fang Mo has watched the movie, so of course he knows that Rocket Raccoon has a strange habit of collecting other people's prosthetics, but he doesn't care about other people's hobby, anyway, he only wants the power gem now, so he simply grabbed one of Xingjue's feet, and then Shaking vigorously like taking out trash.

   And with this flick, Star-Lord is like the little mouse Taffy in the cat and mouse.

   That guy's little diaper is full of firecrackers.

  Star-Lord's pockets are full of advanced equipment for various predators.

   I have to say that Yondu really dotes on his godson, illegally modified high-power ray guns, electromagnetic absorbers, high-energy bombs, personal space life support devices, rocket backpacks, all messed up all over the place.

   Of course, there is also a Walkman, which is said to be a relic given to him by Xingjue's mother on Earth.

   "Hey! Hey! This one can't be given to you!"

Seeing that the Walkman fell to the ground, Star-Lord hurriedly shouted: "This thing is not a weapon, it is a gadget made on Earth, and that is my song... In 1973, the Blue Swede's obsession with a feeling, You won't need it."

  However, no matter how much Xingjue struggled, Fang Mo ignored him.

   He stared at the pile of trash on the ground and frowned, then looked at Xingjue: "Where's your cosmic spirit ball?"

   "What? Cosmic spirit ball?"

   Xingjue was stunned when he saw this: "How do you know about the universe spirit ball? Yondu told you?"

"This matter has nothing to do with Yondu. I only want to get the Cosmic Spirit Orb because I have its concubine... the Cosmic Rubik's Cube." Fang Mo nonsense: "The Cosmic Rubik's Cube in my hand has been hungry for a long time, and I must find one Only the same kind can make up the CP, look at the Cosmic Spirit Ball, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, um, what a good couple."

   "But Yondu is also eyeing this thing."

Xingjue's reaction was rather quick, and he quickly said: "A buyer offered a huge reward for the Cosmic Spirit Orb, and Yondu ordered me to come out and look for it, and it was because of this ghost thing that I broke with Yondu …If you want the Cosmic Spirit Orb now, isn't that equivalent to stealing something from your employer?”

   "The torn ticket?"

  Fang Mo directly prepared to draw the knife.

   "Don't, brother, don't worry, we can discuss it if we have something to say."

Xingjue immediately said: "Actually, I figured it out. Instead of being captured by Yondu and tortured, I might as well sell you the Cosmic Spirit Orb... and then I will use double the money for selling the Cosmic Spirit Orb to redeem me from you." Myself, this way you won't feel troublesome for Yondu, and I'm free too, what do you think?”

  Fang Mo was also happy after hearing what Xingjue said.

"I think you…"

  However, before Fang Mo could finish speaking, a golden light suddenly descended from the sky, and at some time, Xandar's security spaceship had already flown over, hovering over several people's heads.

  (end of this chapter)

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