My Stand-in is Steve Chapter 343

  Chapter 343 From the violent kitchen of the Hayakawa family

   "In short, is the content of the contract like this?"

  Hayakawa paused for a while, and then asked Fang Mo, "As long as I don't borrow too much power, you won't cut the moon into a square, right?"

   “Cutting the moon into cubes is a metaphor, but it doesn't have to be.”

Fang Mo said cheerfully: "A real fun person will never stick to the same form of fun. Just thinking about it will give you a headache. Look, if I kill the demon of the gun first, Ma Qi Ma will agree to one condition, so... what if I let Maqima ride a horse in Wal-Mart without a code while eating Shaqima and writing code?"

   “I refuse to imagine that image.”

  Akira Hayakawa said directly: "The one who killed the gun demon will be me who borrowed your power. It has nothing to do with you. Miss Machima doesn't need to agree to your conditions."

   "So the dog training ability of this guy is really outrageous."

When Fang Mo heard this, he smacked his tongue straight away: "Sometimes I really want to smack you licking dogs to death. Why do you have healthy limbs, fathers and mothers... Oh, I forgot that you are all orphans. That's all right."

   "I really still hate you."

  Hayakawa Qiu took a deep look at Fang Mo: "And if you talk about orphans, you demons are orphans who were born out of human fear. They don't have parents at all, or your parents are us humans..."

   "Fuck? What's the matter with your spitting skills?"

  Fang Mo was a little surprised after hearing this: "Are you following the crit style?"

   "I just don't allow you to insult Miss Machima." Akira Hayakawa said, "She has a very important kindness to me. Anyone who disrespects her is my enemy."

   "Grace?"

  Fang Mo thought in a wrong way: "What kindness?"

"she…"

   When Akira Hayakawa said this, he suddenly froze. Yes, he suddenly forgot about it.

He knew that Maqima had a great kindness towards him, which is absolutely beyond doubt, but the question is when and how did this kindness happen, and even how did he feel towards Mazima? I like it, Hayakawa Akira can't remember all of it.

  Of course, it is normal for Hayakawa Akira to have such a situation.

  Because the so-called kindness, love, goodwill, all of these are fake.

   As I said before, Machima is a dominating demon, and her power is very simple. Once she is defeated, or a thought like "I am not as good as Machima" arises in my heart, she will be instantly controlled by her.

   This control is generally divided into two types.

The first is the normal state. This state is a bit similar to the hypnotic control often mentioned in Xiao Huangwen, which is brainwashing, personality replacement, cognitive rewriting, etc. Of course, it can also be understood as the pupil technique in Naruto Don't be gods, people who are dominated by Makima still retain their own thoughts, and they don't realize that they are controlled by her at all, but they feel that Makima is very important to them inexplicably.

   It's like when the favorability is over the top, these people will suddenly like Maqima very much, and they will give everything for her.

  Of course there is a second state. In this state, the controlled person will lose all consciousness, just like a marionette with eyes open, absolutely obedient to Machima.

  Hayakawa Qiu's side is obviously controlled by the opponent, and has been domesticated into a dog.

   "Tell me, why can't you say it?"

  Fang Mo also laughed when he saw Hayakawa Qiu like this: "How dare you claim to like Maqima like this? Your love is not even as good as the bewildered person next door who watches the virtual anchor, laugh to death..."

   "You **** devil!"

  Hearing this, Akira Hayakawa couldn't help shouting: "You must be disturbing my thoughts!?"

   "Sorry, I really don't like doing this."

Fang Mo shook his head slowly: "Although I am a fun... to please demons, but I don't like to use skills such as mind control. For example, I also like a girl. I prefer to use mind control to enslave her." force…"

   "You are also a crime!"

   Before Fang Mo could finish speaking, Zao Chuanqiu interrupted him: "I will never allow you to do this to Miss Machima!"

   "I said this is a **** example."

Fang Mo was not happy anymore, he slapped the table and said, "I am the **** of pure love, the tauren killed by my hands should at least start with a million, okay? Anyway, I didn't affect your thinking, but you always send Insane, I've lost my mind, I even forgot my kindness to Maqima, how can I have the face to blame me?"

   "You bastard..."

   Fang Moqiu gritted his teeth angrily, but didn't say much.

  In fact, he himself is a little strange now, why he forgot such an important thing, probably because he used too much demonic power.

  I signed a contract with the fox demon, and I can summon a part of the fox demon's body to attack the enemy, but the price is that every time I use the fox, I will eat part of myself. Could it be that this part includes memory?

  Thinking of this, Hayakawa decided to use the power of the fox demon as little as possible in the future.

  If you even forget your own hatred, then you will be too pathetic, this is the only motivation to support yourself to live.

   "In short, let's not talk about this matter first."

  Hayakawa waved his hand irritably: "Didn't you say you want to sign a contract with me? I agree, how can I borrow your power?"

   "Oh, okay, the contract has been established."

  Fang Mo nodded, and sighed from the bottom of his heart that the contract in this world is really casual: "My power has many different forms, it depends on which one you want."

   "A different form?"

  Akira Hayakawa asked, "What are the details?"

"As I said earlier, I am the Lord of Joy and Pleasure. The place I lived in was called the Subspace. There I also had three wretched colleagues. We were merged into the Four Vendors of the Subspace, and I was the Lord. I'm a sword dealer, so I can lend you a powerful weapon."

  Fang Mo said slowly: "Of course, in addition, I can also strengthen your physical fitness in all aspects, making your physical strength comparable to that of a demon."

"If you are not satisfied with these, I can also make you immune to death, learn magic, and become a sawman of light. I can also stab you with an arrow to awaken you to a superpower or something, even you You can also defeat a certain demon, and then I will help you seal the demon into the sword to become your source of strength, in short, only you can't think of it, and I can't do it."

"so much?"

  Hayakawa was also stunned after hearing this: "Is this all your ability?"

   "After all, the versatility of joy is too strong."

  Fang Mo spread his hands: "There are as many ways human beings use to pursue pleasure, as convenient as my ability is. By the way, I suggest that you improve your physical fitness first."

"why?"

   Akira Hayakawa asked strangely.

"Because now you are made up of 50% Batman and 50% Spiderman, you have neither superpowers nor money." Fang Mo spread his hands: "Even if I give you super equipment, I guess You can't show your true strength, so it's better to improve your physical fitness first."

   "Actually, I still have some savings."

   Akira Hayakawa retorted.

  Fang Mo didn't speak, but just smashed a large gold brick on the kitchen table, directly breaking the marble countertop with several cracks.

   "Well, I don't have any money."

   Seeing this, Akira Hayakawa said directly: "Then improve my physical fitness, how much will I have to pay?"

   "About 100 headaches." Fang Mo stretched out a finger and said, "It's harmless, that is, it's okay to listen to a few **** jokes, and it won't cause any harm to the surroundings, nor will it affect others."

"so."

  Akira Hayakawa thought about it. Although he didn't understand what a **** joke was, as long as it didn't cause harm to the surroundings, it shouldn't be a big problem, so he nodded directly: "That's it, please improve my physical fitness."

   "Oh, then eat this."

  Fang Mo nodded, and then took out some essence berries.

   "What is this?" Hayakawa asked a little strangely when he saw the clusters of golden-green substances that looked like grapes.

   "This is my essence... Well, this is my sliced ​​meat."

Fang Mo originally wanted to talk about the essence berry, but the other party would probably ask what the essence berry is, so in order to avoid trouble, he directly said it was the meat of a demon. You must know that in this world, it is okay to swallow the meat of a powerful demon. increase one's own strength.

   This was mentioned before.

  Normal demons will get really tricky after eating the meat of the gun demon or something.

"Ok."

  Hayakawa Qiu nodded, but accepted the statement, picked up a bunch of essence berries and stuffed them into his mouth.

   "Remember to chew carefully, don't swallow."

  Fang Mo kindly reminded: "Only in this way can we absorb this power to the maximum."

  Hayao Chuanqiu didn't speak, but he obediently bit into the essence berries. As a result, his face twisted instantly in the next second, his facial features were all wrinkled, and he reflexively wanted to spit out what was in his mouth.

  But the next second, he slapped his mouth again, forcing the essence berry juice to stay in his mouth.

  Hayakawa felt as if he was drinking thick and cold dung soup.

The whole body is frantically rejecting the things in his mouth. The muscles in his throat and stomach are convulsing and twitching, trying to vomit out the unclean foreign matter in his mouth, but in order to gain the power to defeat the gun demon, Hayakawa Qiu also forced himself to swallow these things.

  The difference with Hayakawa Akira is.

  Fang Mo was smiling very gloatingly at this moment.

   "The smell of **** is awesome!"

   Seeing someone suffering the same suffering as himself, Fang Mo immediately felt refreshed, and patted Hayakawa Qiu on the shoulder to encourage him: "IT'SGOODFORYOU!"

   "Gulu..."

   After spending a long time, Hayakawa finally swallowed the essence berry, and then retched again, even tearing down: "Ugh!"

   "Isn't it? Is this thing so disgusting?"

Not far away, Dianci saw this scene, and walked over curiously, picked an essence berry and stuffed it into his mouth to chew, and then said with a normal expression: "Well, it really tastes bad, but... Is it okay? At least it's food?"

   After finishing speaking, Denji raised his head and swallowed it.

   "Fuck? So awesome?"

Even Fang Mo was shocked when he saw Dianci's calm appearance. Although he knew that this guy had a miserable life. He was a child who rummaged through trash cans to find food since he was a child, but you are too fierce to chew berries Bar?

  However, in the next second, Hayakawa Qiu suddenly grabbed the essence berry on the table.

   "Don't touch my stuff!"

   I saw Hayakawa Qiu yelled at Denji, and then just after yelling, he yue again, tearful and very imposing.

"what?"

Denji was stunned when he heard this sentence, and looked at Hayakawa Qiu with a look of "I won't grab **** from you", even with a little bit of disgust, and then turned around and left.

   "Man, this is so real."

When Fang Mo saw this scene, he immediately became happy, and he patted Zao Chuanqiu on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you may be a bit embarrassed when you try to protect Maqima, but you are really handsome when you protect the food. Why don't we change the name... What do you think of Hayakawa Akita? You can also cosplay God Annoying Dog and Weeping Chai Chai, don't worry, I really like Xiugou too."

   Sleep for a while, wake up and continue

  (end of this chapter)

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