My Past Life Simulator Chapter 270

   Chapter 270 269 [The cultivation world exploded! 】

In the    hall, one counts as one, and everyone is dumbfounded.

   Henry Zhang, the initiator, froze in place, looking overwhelmed.

  Heaven and earth conscience, he was very uncomfortable in his lower abdomen just now, and he endured it again and again. Later, I couldn't hold back, and I accidentally broke out.

   A strong smell of incense wafted, and some of the juniors and brothers who were closer to the Heavenly Master accidentally inhaled their nasal passages. Before they were disgusted, the Qi in the body was just about to move.

"Um?"

   Several people around looked at each other in dismay, and then showed shock.

   Fart, it can also promote cultivation!

  Look at Der, hurry up and smell it.

   Then, a strange scene appeared, and I saw several old Taoist priests surrounding Henry Zhang, breathing frantically as if he had asthma.

  Everyone is dumbfounded, you guys are just trying to flatter the contemporary Celestial Master.

   Before he could speak, the smell of fart came over, and the old Taoist who opened his mouth accidentally took a breath.

   Then, feeling the slightly rising breath in their bodies, they jumped over with a bang, bent down and gasped for breath.

  People: "."

  No, Longhu Mountain is less of you to eat, or less of you to drink.

  A fart, as for!

  Some old clever ghost saw that something was wrong, sneaked like a loach, and slid over.

"Um!"

   His nose twitched slightly, feeling the breath of growth, and hurriedly joined the army of fart eaters.

   "Two less puffs, save some for the old man."

   "Senior brother, the soil is buried up to the neck, there is no need to fight like this, right?"

   "I agree, being a **** of incense is no better than smelling farts!"

   Henry Zhang: "."

   Have you considered my feelings?

   A group of old men staring at an old boy's ass, why is it a little dangerous!

   "Pfft—"

   Before the client could speak, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable again, followed by the release of a fart that was louder than before.

   "Hu Hu Hu"

   "Suck Suck"

   At this moment, the rest of the people will naturally see that there is something tricky in the fart.

   So, with a clatter, they all surrounded them.

   "Don't worry, don't worry."

   "Who touched my butt?"

  He Zhao, who has been sitting high in the main seat, can be described as full of black lines.

   The leader of the dignified Taoist sect, how can the older generation be more unreliable than the other, and if outsiders see it, there may be some outrageous rumors.

  'The simulator also dares to exaggerate, absorb at most one stick a day, don't be greedy. As a result, co-authoring and absorbing two sticks of incense, indigestion will make you fart? '

  'No no no, it's not farts, it's all vaporized incense. If you ignore the incense coming out of some indecent place, their behavior will at least be less irritating to the eyes. '

   Henry Zhang seemed to get two sticks of incense for a year, but in fact he only absorbed one stick of incense. Another stick of incense spreads out in the form of fart.

   "Elder Brother, is there any more?"

   "You rub his belly."

   A large group of people pressed Lao Tianshi to the ground, and then urged the woman to be wrong, it should be a fart.

   "Pfft—"

"it is good!"

   A group of people applauded and continued to smell farts excitedly.

   After a while, they hurriedly urged.

   "Pfft—"

   This time, the momentum was a little smaller than the previous three times, but the old Taoists didn't care.

   "Eldest brother, can't you?"

   "No, not a drop."

   After a long time, Henry Zhang, who was pale, couldn't let his fart come out. At this point, they finally determined that their head was completely drained.

   "It's gone, it's gone."

   After smelling the fart, the Taoist priests all had ruddy complexion and a satisfied look on their faces. It is clear that everything they have done is to improve their cultivation, and I don't know if it is a pervert who is addicted to strange things.

   "Cough cough."

   A group of people turned their heads to look and saw that it was their Taishizu who spoke up. They immediately became obedient and sat cross-legged on the ground, posing as if we were humbly listening to the teachings.

   I have to say that there are quite a lot of talents in Longhu Mountain, especially those who are good at changing faces.

   "What's the hurry? Didn't I say earlier that the reward of the day and night wandering **** is one stick of incense every year, and the civil and military judges are two sticks of incense. As for holding down Ah Xuan, do you smell his farts?"

   As for his question, most people think about it!

   Although it smells indecent, it saves a lot of time for penance.

   At least they saved two or three months of cultivation, and as many as five or six months.

   The normal practice of Qi cultivators is not like the one with the surname He who sits somewhere, as short as half an hour and as long as an hour.

   Every time I meditate cross-legged and start for twelve hours, if there is a little carelessness in the middle, a day's work will be in vain!

"Tai Shizu, I want to ask, how do we divide the clergy. Day and night wandering gods and civil and military judges are obviously two levels. The former sounds, combined with myths and legends, it is obviously responsible for arrests and patrols. The latter is more like a judge. , responsible for sentencing."

   Yes, don't look at Day and Night You Shen has a copy of the book of life and death, but at best it is the role of a security captain. Those who can really judge the wicked are actually civil and military judges.

   "Don't worry, there are more than 100,000 Dharma Zhenjun Temples, if you don't count the shadow soldiers, just civil and military judges need at least more than 200 people. How many people are there in Longhu Mountain?"

   Henry Zhang, who took a breath, replied immediately.

   "Less than one hundred, not enough!"

what is it now?

   "I cultivated in Longhu Mountain since I was a child, but my talent was mediocre. How many people are over fifty?"

   "Returning to Taishizu, a lot. Do the math, let's be a hundred people."

"Snapped!"

   He Zhao patted his thigh and made a decisive decision.

   "Just them."

   Henry Zhang blinked and said hesitantly.

   "Tai Shizu, do you plan to kill them all in one go?"

What are you thinking?

   It's not just the old celestial master who thinks so, the rest of the people also think so.

  In their conception, the **** of Yin and the **** of incense and fire are all borne by the dead.

   "Who said that a living person can't be canonized as a yin god? During the day, you are a qi cultivator, but after leaving the body at night, you are not a yin god!"

   A group of people suddenly realized when they heard the words.

   At the same time, he is more and more in awe of his own great master.

   The living people canonize the Yin God!

   Uncle's, Tai Shizu didn't want to create a heaven.

   "Anyway, make their statues as soon as possible. When the time comes, they will be sent to the Temples of Wanfa Zhenjun in various places."

   "It's good to say that the statue can be made before dark at the latest."

   The voice fell, Henry Zhang started to call.

   After a moment, a little Taoist came in with a list.

   "Tai Shizu, look."

  He Zhao knew what Lao Tianshi meant, so he picked up the pen and began to distribute them one by one.

   "Okay, follow the list."

"Um."

   A few calls were made, and craftsmen from all over the place were busy.

   It only takes one afternoon to complete the work and send it to the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple.

   "The convener comes forward, and I have a dead book and a judge's pen one by one."

   "Om—"

   Hundreds of colorless and transparent threads are reflected from all directions, and are tightly connected to the spiritual body.

   "Gui Shi, Zhang Dandan, canonized the court judge and mastered the book of life and death. Li Xiao, canonized the military judge and mastered the judge's pen."

   The spirit body communicates with the statue of the God of Ten Thousand Laws in your city, with light shining in his hand, a book of life and death, and a judge's pen.

   He is not afraid of the other party's betrayal. Let's not talk about the two who grew up in Longhu Mountain, and he is the Tai Shizu of Zhengyi and the apprentice of Zhang Daoling, the ancestor of Tianshi.

  The book of life and death and the judge's pen, the actual controller is him!

   The two have the right to smear the blessings and longevity of the people who govern the land, but they want to take back the "authority" and remove their positions, just a word.

  I can help you to the position of civil and military judge, and I can also kick you down.

  The two hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, and when they got up, they didn't know when they were wearing ancient official uniforms.

   One holds a large scarlet pen in his right hand, and the other holds a scroll of life and death in his left hand.

   "Zhang Qian, canonized"

   The canonization of more than 200 people passed in an afternoon in an instant.

  He Zhao communicated with the gods from all over the world again and again, and the whole person looked a little tired. If it weren't for the extremely high Gene Jump and Mental stats, he would have been tired long ago.

   "Tai Shizu, the statue has been sent to the Temple of the True Monarch of Ten Thousand Laws."

   Henry Zhang answered the phone and immediately reported.

"Um."

   Civil and military judges have been resolved, leaving the role of wandering gods day and night.

   "A Xuan."

"exist."

   "Among other Taoist sects, are there people whose lifespans are approaching?"

   "You mean to make them act as gods day and night."

  The surnamed He nodded and continued.

   "Yes, someone has to do the errands. Besides, the City God is me, and the civil and military judges are our people from Longhu Mountain. The job of wandering around the gods day and night can't make waves.

   Furthermore, once the matter is advertised. When we are together, we are the real Taoist ears. In the future, they have to live by looking at our faces.

  Even if you are not convinced, do you dare to say it? dare not! Because people will die sooner or later, no matter how amazing they are, they cannot avoid it. The yin **** position is their last life-saving straw. "

  He Zhao has never forgotten that he wants to establish a system, a system that he can speak his mind about!

   Then, Lixiang, which condenses the power of invisible incense with great magic power, is the top priority.

   After a few years, incense became the currency of the cultivation world, and he was heaven!

   In the moment, Lingdao, Lingquan, Guimenguan, food, shelter and transportation, and food and transportation are mastered.

  Wait a while, he seems to have mastered it too!

   What is the current situation of Longhu Mountain?

  The power of starlight fills the mountains, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a treasure land of Lingshan.

   Can he find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, move the stars and change battles again, and then charge for the stay?

  Good guy, just need a coat.

   "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what you wear."

   Henry Zhang stood aside, looking at Tai Shizu with a thoughtful look, he hesitated several times.

   "A Xuan."

"exist."

   Then, He Zhao recounted the idea in detail.

   Lao Tianshi was stunned, secretly saying that it is indeed you.

The    Alliance has the "Monopoly Law", but the cultivation world doesn't have it!

  What is the particularity among the cultivators?

  Fist, fist, TM is fist!

   Now, whose fist is bigger than Tai Shizu?

   Mountains and seas, strange beasts, fierce gods and willows, still defeated by their hands.

  Strong strength, monopolized food, housing, and transportation, and established a kingdom of gods above and below ground.

  Nima, isn't this the Jade Emperor in myths and legends?

   What is even more amazing is that people also take out the priesthood of the day and night wandering gods.

   In the future, whoever dares to grab the incense will not be able to spare the other party!

   In addition, the intangible and intangible power of incense has never been heard of anyone who can materialize it for everyone to use.

   Moreover, the most important thing is the ghost gate and the underworld!

   If the underworld is successfully established, how much yin and spirit management will it take?

   Countless!

  Anyone who refines Qi is bound to break his head.

  Who dares to offend Zhengyi, don't say how you were when you were alive, think more about after death.

   It is no longer a cruel word, but a fact.

   There was only one thought left in Henry Zhang's mind.

  'Longhu Mountain, not only stood up, but also rode on the head of the world's Daomen, and couldn't even turn it over. '

   When the old Tianshi was looking forward to it, He Zhao took out the gate of **** and threw it in the courtyard of Tianshifu.

   "Boom—"

  A huge door, rapidly expanding.

   "Rumble"

   A stele rose from the ground with three scarlet characters written on it—Ghost Gate.

   In the next second, eighteen small ghost gates split out one by one.

   "The police took them and installed them in the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple, which has the most population of 18."

"Yes."

   The old celestial master returned to his senses, turned and left to find someone.

   A group of old Taoist priests didn't know why, so they secretly pondered what Taishizu had come up with.

   "Go on, and remember my request. Anyone who commits the most heinous crimes will be captured and sent to the gate of hell."

   "What? Hell's Gate!"

   When his voice fell, a large group of civil and military judges began to discuss.

   "Silence."

   When everyone heard the words, they immediately became quiet.

   "Yes, I got a piece of Netherland by chance. Now it has been successfully refined, and I plan to build an underworld."

   "Tai Shizu, what about reincarnation?"

   In the crowd, someone asked aloud.

   "Is the book of life and death in your hand a decoration? The wicked, sent into the womb of beasts, will never grow up in the tenth life. Good people, look for a rich and noble family. The rules and regulations, just find an ordinary family.

  Each one of them should be diligent and hurry, and this part of reincarnation must not be sloppy. Don't feel too much life and great responsibility, otherwise why do you think I should promote you? "

   He Zhao paused and said again.

   "In the future, if anyone in our Dragon Tiger Mountain wants to be reincarnated and rehabilitated, please say hello in advance. I'll choose a good family for you, and when the time is right, you can enter the door to practice again."

   Hearing this, the eyes of the old Taoist priests who had just become gods almost didn't pop out.

  This. Isn't it immortality in disguise?

   "Of course, don't make a wrong idea. Su Hui will not stay, reincarnation is to take the spirituality of the soul. When a person's spirituality enters the womb, it will be washed, and the memory of the previous life will be washed away."

  If there is no title [Chenghuang], his ghost gate can only contain ghosts and ghosts, and he can't be reincarnated.

   The two, one up and one down, cooperate with each other.

   A relatively simple reincarnation is considered to be initially established.

   As for whether it interferes with the operation of the world?

  It's none of his business!

   When they were discussing, Henry Zhang spread the news about the position of day and night wandering gods and the underworld yin gods all over the Daomen in the central district.

   After all, it's the information age, who doesn't have a mobile phone in the major heads!

   Some people even played live broadcasts to promote their own Taoism.

   Just click on the chat software, organize some wording, and forward it to the group chat.

   So, the cultivation world exploded!

   (end of this chapter)

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