Chapter 1 001 [You (qian) play (shi) simulator]

  Guicheng, Huyuan Community, Room 601, Unit 5, Building 4.

  He Zhao is studying the package in his hand, which was delivered by Union Express this morning. Not only expedited items, but also cash on delivery, which cost him hundreds of dollars.

  【Shipment Location: Z County. Sender: Beiri people]

   Weird name!

  Wait a minute, no.

The    shell is missing a piece, the Japanese character seems to be a radical, and the herringbone character is also missing a part.

  Fortunately, he didn't get too entangled. He picked up the scissors from the coffee table and opened the package directly.

   "Game console?"

   That's right, what caught my eye was an antique game console that looked like a hundred years ago, with a huge slogan written on it.

   "Life after life, the joy is endless!"

  This gadget can be bought at the flea market for ten dollars, at least 90% new, and comes with a bunch of classic game cassettes.

   So I spent hundreds of dollars on my pants, and you just show me this thing?

  “rub—”

   A ray of light shot out and sank into He Zhao's forehead.

   "Lying?"

  The game console on the coffee table disappeared, replaced by a pop-up information prompt in the upper left corner of the line of sight.

  [The previous life simulator is loading. 1% 5% 10% 91% 95% 100% loading completed. Loaded successfully. 】

  【You can get a simulated coin every natural day, and the simulated coin has been put into the player's wallet today. (Note: Simulated currency is an important resource in the previous life simulator, please do not use it indiscriminately.)]

[There is no death in the simulator (but please don't do anything wrong, play actively, and enjoy a healthy life), the player's spirit is protected by the simulator, and he will not suffer from schizophrenia or personality disorder after experiencing too many past life simulation scenarios , depression and other mental illnesses. 】

  [Past Life Mall], [My Past Life], [Personal Wallet].

  He Zhao is very confused now. He doesn't understand why he simply signed a courier, but as a result, the "gold finger" in the online novel appeared.

   He paused for a while and had to accept the very magical past life simulator.

   Mainly, no tricks.

   Focused on the [Past Life Mall], several messages popped up in the upper left corner of the line of sight.

  [East and West Attack]: Ticket price - 1 analog coin.

  【Qinghe Town · Demon Exorcism】: Ticket price—10 analog coins.

   There are only two simulated scenes, and the rest is dark, as if obscured by thick fog.

   "Don't even show me if you don't have money? Goose farm is not as dark as you!"

  He Zhao focused his attention on [Personal Wallet] again, and as expected, a big [1] came into view.

   "Would you like to play a simulation first? You can't die anyway."

   He was very curious, and clicked on [East and West] in the mall.

  【Life after life, the joy is endless! 】

   [Loading the world. 1% 25% 40% 81% 95% 100% loading completed. 】

  [Loading previous life. 1% 35% 50% 91% 99% 100% loading completed. 】

  【Congratulations, you have become a mob! 】

  【Special talents loaded. Loaded successfully. 】

  【Hungry: You have an extraordinary tolerance for hunger. 】

   Co-author I am the target of crusade?

  The world was spinning, He Zhao pointed at the ceiling and raised a **** to express his grief and anger.

   "Kill!"

   "Run, Xuandu Army is here!"

   Amidst the noisy human voice, He Zhao opened his eyes.

  There are corpses all around, and there are refugees who are fleeing frantically. They are ragged and yellow-faced, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are bones.

   A gust of cool wind hit, and He Zhao shuddered violently.

   Look down, okay?

  I am better than them.

"what?"

   There was a cold feeling on his right hand, and he immediately turned his head to look, and saw that it was a dung fork, with bursts of stench on the fork.

   "You call this a mob? It's obviously a disaster victim, okay?"

  Boom.

   There was a tremor in the ground ahead, and He Zhao looked up and saw a team of cavalry wearing black armor and holding a machete, charging towards him.

   Without waiting for him to make a move, the cavalry approached.

   Bend over and swing the knife.

   "Pfft—"

   In the blood spattering, He Zhao looked at the headless corpse standing on the ground holding a dung fork, and felt very familiar.

   Room 601, he just returned to reality, his face is full of confusion.

  No, how long have I lived?

  In the upper left corner of the line of sight, a message prompt pops up suddenly.

  【Congratulations, you survived for 29 seconds, a short life and nothing to do. 】

  【Rating: No evaluation. 】

  【Reward: None. 】

  【Do you want to replay the simulation career? 】

".piss off."

how?

   You also want me to see the tragic death scene of Jiji!

   He Zhao shook his head, the pain of being swept across his neck by the blade of the blade still lingers in his heart to this day.

   It's not that he doesn't want to resist, but the speed of the cavalry is too fast, and the weak body is faintly frozen, so he can't react in time and take corresponding measures.

   "Eat a lot of money and become wiser, I'll be the first to run when I go in next time."

   Get up and cook the noodles.

  After eating and drinking, he began to wait for a long time.

   In the early hours of midnight, when the clock jumps to [00:00], a message pops up in the upper left corner of the line of sight.

  【Today's simulated coins have been put into the player's wallet. 】

  【My wallet: 1 simulated currency. 】

   Picked up the prepared stopwatch, and He Zhao, who was lying on the bed, entered the simulation scene of [Going to the West] again.

  【Life after life, the joy is endless! 】

   "Kill!"

   "Run, Xuandu Army is here!"

   He Zhao, who had expected it, turned around and ran away without saying a word. At the same time, both eyes aim at random, hoping to find a place to hide, but two legs can't run with four legs after all.

   After about fifty paces, the sound of horse hooves came from behind.

   "Poof—"

   He didn't even have to turn his head to know that it was the sound of a machete slashing his neck.

   There is a dilapidated village not far ahead, just run a few steps to avoid the sight of the cavalry, and then hide in a corner somewhere.

   "Whoosh!"

   The sound of breaking the air came.

   "Poof—"

  He Zhao froze in place, looking down at the arrow that came out of his heart, with a look of resentment.

   "Puff!"

   The corpse fell to the ground, dead without resting eyes.

   "Hu Hu Hu"

  Room 601, bedroom.

   He gasped heavily, and the stopwatch in his hand started the moment it returned to reality.

  【Congratulations, you survived for 39 seconds, a short life and nothing to do. 】

  【Rating: No evaluation. 】

  【Reward: None. 】

  【Do you want to replay the simulation career? 】

   "You will die if you stay where you are. If you run away, you will be shot to death by arrows. What kind of **** past life is this?"

   He died twice before and after, and together he didn't survive for two minutes. He was so angry that he couldn't sleep at all. I kept thinking about how to survive.

   Until dawn, he fell asleep.

  【00:00】

   "This time, I will be safe and sound."

  【Life after life, the joy is endless! 】

   "Kill!"

   "Run, Xuandu Army is here!"

  He Zhao threw away the dung fork in his hand and threw himself among the corpses on the side of the road without saying a word, wiping blood on his face by the way.

   After two simulation scenarios, he found that the cavalry would not make up for the corpse. Just hacking and slashing all the way, like an arrow cutting through the entire refugee team in an instant.

  'Hey, steady. '

  The sound of hooves sounded, accompanied by howling and screaming, the sound gradually drifted away.

  The surnamed He opened his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief.

   He got up immediately, ready to leave the place of right and wrong.

   An abnormal sound suddenly entered his ears.

   He Zhao turned his head to look, but saw a black armored soldier crawling out of the body two meters away from him, and the two instantly looked at each other.

   "Simulator You TM"

   "Pfft!"

   (end of this chapter)