Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 2 prologue

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"Uhm, is it fine if I call you Ootori-san?"

"Yes, I am Ootori. Ootori Koharu," Said the girl, sitting on a chair.

The hood she had been wearing a few minutes before was gone and her long silver hair was gently hanging down in front of her reserved breasts.

She's really tiny, but a cute one nonetheless…

The beauty in front of him really didn't look like a highschool student. Rather, she looked like a small, adorable rabbit.

And right now, Koharu and Keiki were inside a fast food restaurant near school grounds. On the table they were sitting at were the fries the girl had ordered with some oolong tea, while Keiki had a cup of coffee. Their first meeting occurred around 30 minutes prior to this, so it had gotten pretty dark already.

"But why did we come to a restaurant? The clubroom would have sufficed if we just wanted to talk," Ootori said.

"No, I feel like my soul would receive some serious damage if we stayed there…"

Inside the clubroom, everywhere he looked, he could only see Akiyama Shouma's face. The walls were one thing, but even the ceiling was staring back at him. If he'd stayed there any longer, he surely would have gone insane.

Although the girl in front of him looked really lovable at first glance, she was in fact a hardcore stalker that stalked Keiki's trusted friend.

"…Haaah… Why do these perverts have to keep appearing around me…?"

The Senpai he had looked up to is a masochist.

His cute Kouhai is a witch-like sadist.

His close female classmate is a hardcore fujoshi.

And finally, there's Ootori Koharu, who's another kind of pervert; a stalker.

"So it wasn't Ootori-san either… Who is Cinderella…?"

"Cinderella?"

"Ah, no. I was just talking to myself."

Kiryuu Keiki was looking for a Cinderella who had dropped her panties. This girl who wholeheartedly devoted her days to stalking probably didn't have anything to do with that.

Earlier that day after class, after Keiki had found out that his classmate Nanjou Mao was actually a fujoshi, he found an envelope inside his shoe locker. Inside this envelope, along with a very dangerous photo, there was a message telling him to come to the astronomy club room. Doing as he was told, he met with Koharu and learned of her stalker activities.

"So, why exactly did you call me to the club room, Ootori-san? You said something about a request back then."

Hearing Keiki's question, the girl stopped eating her fries and sat up straight in her chair. And then, her expression turned serious.

"I have unrequited feelings for Akiyamkun."

"No, I already know that….."

"And I want Kiryuu to become my cupid."

"Cupid… So basically someone to hook you and Shouma up, huh?"

"I came to the conclusion that Kiryuu-kun and Akiyamkun are pretty close. And also, I still have this," She took out her smartphone.

What was shown on the screen was a single photo. It was the same one that Keiki had found inside the envelope in his shoe locker, and it showed the moment when he had plunged his arm into the breasts of Tokihara Sayuki. She had her hair in a ponytail, her body barely covered by a revealing maid outfit, her hands restrained with handcuffs, and her neck securely fastened in a dog collar. To anyone who didn't know any better, this photo would look like pure sexual harassment.

"Kiryuu-kun is actually pretty bold, I see."

"You're wrong! …Or rather, how did you even take that photo?"

"From the astronomy clubroom, of course. I get a perfect view of that room when I look out of the window there, so it was really easy."

"It's not good to take non-consensual photos, you know…"

"No matter how far you've gone as lovers, you should hold back on your urges until you're off school grounds."

"I'm telling you, you're wrong. Me and Sayuki-senpai aren't lovers at all, and it wasn't sexual harassment either."

"It doesn't matter if I'm wrong. People will surely think the same as me if I were to release this photo online… right?"

"So if I don't want this photo to be made public, I have to help you out, huh?"

Koharu wanted Keiki to become a 'Love cupid' for her and Shouma. Although he felt really bad selling out his trusted friend to a stalker girl like her, he had to prevent that photo from leaking at all costs.

"Let me hear the details," And that was how Keiki sold out his friend. "However, I won't do anything that will violate the law."

"Of course. That should be obvious."

"I don't want to be told that by the person who took that photo without my consent…"

"For now, the most important thing is information. Since you're going to help me, you should know about my circumstances."

"Then, a question. What was the trigger that made you fall in love with Shouma?"

"The trigger, huh — a hat."

It was about a year prior when the students had just changed their uniforms. On that day, it was nice weather for a walk, so Koharu did. Koharu's hat blew away in a gust of wind before she realized it. It landed in a high tree, where she couldn't reach it. Queue the ikemen Shouma, who saw her plight and grabbed it back for her. It was a rather simple episode, but it still put a smile on Keiki's face.

"I see. And that's how you fell in love with him."

"I always wanted to talk to him but, uhm, I couldn't muster up any courage…"

"Well, it makes sense since you're in different classes."

"To me, Akiyamkun is something like a star in the night sky. The only thing I could do was take photos from afar…"

"So that's how the astronomy club room ended up like that."

Keiki thought back to the countless photos of Shouma. He couldn't even imagine how long it must've taken her to gather such an ridiculous amount. Taking that into account, he really wanted to help this poor girl who had held feelings for his friend for such a long time without being able to confess.

"To be fair, I do think that you have a really good chance with Shouma."

"Why is that?"

"You're completely in his strike-range. He's a lolicon after all."

Yes, the Akiyama Shouma that Ootori Koharu had feelings for was a lolicon. Taking that into consideration, he'd surely accept her feelings if she were to confess. She just had to get on the offensive—

"I already know that Akiyamkun has these sorts of interests. But this is my biggest problem."

"Eh, why?"

"Because — I'm actually a third-year."

"……Huh?"

Hmmm, what was that? She said something completely unbelievable just now.

"Umm, Ootori-san, what did you just say?"

"Like I said, I am a third-year student. I'm actually older than Akiyamkun, you know?"

"You're joking, right?"

Hearing her impactful confession, Keiki found himself staring at her small body. After all, she had the height of a grade school student. And her breasts were almost on the level of a certain blonde-haired Kouhai.

But in that moment, Keiki realized something — the fact that Koharu had been calling him 'Kiryuu-kun'.

Normally, a first-year student wouldn't address a second-year Senpai like that.

"Ootori-san, would you be so kind as to stand up for a second?"

"I don't mind."

As Koharu stood in front of him, he looked at the color of her skirt. It had a blue color, which indicated that she was indeed a third-year student. Because of all the things that had happened recently, such as the revelation that his classmate was a BL-loving fujoshi, he hadn't paid any attention to a small detail like that at all.

"Your skirt is blue… so you really are my Senpai?"

"That's right. Here, look," She put both of her hands on her skirt and slightly lifted it up.

"If you flutter your skirt around like that, I'll be able to see your panties, you know…"

"Ah, sorry. What an embarrassing thing to do," She sat back down in her chair with slightly flushed cheeks.

"Hmm, to think that Ootori-san was actually Ootori-senpai."

Thinking about it, Akiyama Shouma was a pure lolicon. He was the kind of true pervert who thought that it would be nice to date a girl from grade school. Could he really get a lolicon and an older girl together? Keiki really didn't think that it was possible.

"I'm sorry, Ootori-senpai, but this seems impossible—"

"Eh, why?" Koharu showed a wonderful smile and pointed at her smartphone.

And Keiki knew immediately what she wanted to tell him.

"Kiryuu Keiki. I demand your wholehearted devotion! Become my love cupid!"

His misgivings didn't change the fact that his duty was absolute. His enemy was an experienced lolicon. Even if Koharu started a full-front attack, she probably wouldn't stand any chance.

"…That reminds me… it's going to be June next week… and it'll be time to change uniforms… Hmmmm."

A ray of hope in a hopeless situation. A certain idea flew into the cupid's mind. Although it would still prove rather difficult, he saw no other option with which he could beat the lolicon inside his trusted friend. He had to become a devil who could win with his clever scheme.

Chapter end