Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 1 prologue

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Prologue

"Hey, Keiki-kun?"

"What is it, Senpai?"

"I believe that we are spending a time that we will never be able to experience again. Especially after school, where we normally should be enjoying our blooming youth."

"Is that so."

"Yes, so why are we spending that time cleaning a room?"

"Because you left everything lying around."

Being given the straight truth, the female student that the boy called Senpai turned her face away with a displeased expression.

The girl has long black hair, which leaves an impression on everyone that sees her. Her name is Tokihara Sayuki. She is a 3rd year and club president of the calligraphy club that Kiryuu Keiki is a member of. Adding to her beautiful hair and great style, she has two big melon-like breasts that really strech her uniform to it's limits. This long-haired big-breasted beauty was currently holding a mop and a wet cloth. Contrasting her beauty with these dirty cleaning materials was a weird scene to behold for sure.

"A civilization where cleaning is necessary should just go to ruin."

"At the very least, the public order of this room is collapsing that's for sure."

Keiki stopped cleaning with his wet cloth and looked around said room. The calligraphy club room was in huge disarray for one apparent reason. This reason was the countless scattered (already used) papers. Normally, you could see that most of the flooring consisted of tatami mats, but right now you could barely see the floor at all. What made things worse was the huge amount of ink splashed on the walls, windows and even on the ceiling, making this room look like a scene from hell.

"Well, after a teacher saw this mess, there's no wonder that we would be lectured on that….."

This happened during today's lunch break. The state of the room was seen and Sayuki was called to the teacher's office, where she was lectured and told to clean the room. She then proceeded to call Keiki here via phone to help her.

"Now Senpai, if we don't finish this up today we'll be scolded by Sensei again."

"And why exactly is Keiki-kun so motivated?"

"Why isn't Senpai as motivated as I am? This is your room, right?"

"——-That's right, Tokiharsenpai. Let's hurry up and finish this, okay?"

The person that chimed in to support Keiki was another female student that had the complete opposite body structure of Sayuki. Her golden-colored hair didn't quite reach down to her delicate shoulders. This girl with gem-like blue eyes was the first-year Koga Yuika. Her appearance looked more like a foreigner but her name clearly suggested Japanese roots. In her hands were bundles of paper, signifying that she was indeed helping with the cleaning work.

"Sorry, Yuikchan, that you had to help out."

"It's fine, I didn't have any library work today."

She was currently responsible for cleaning the tatami mats. Since a lot of papers had gotten between them, it resulted in a lot of work for her.

"Really, Yuikchan saved us by coming here. To think that a first-year kouhai would be working harder than her senpai…. how does that make you feel Sayuki-senpai?"

"You don't have to say it that way…..fine, I'll work seriously now." Sayuki said with pouting lips.

She then turned around to look at her kouhai with an expression like she wanted to start a fight.

"But, was there really a reason to call Kogsan for help? This is the calligraphy club's problem, basically me and Keiki-kun's problem after all, so there's no need to involve yourself into his."

"Wai—Sayuki-senpai?!"

Sayuki's words were clearly meant as declaration of hostility. However, without loosing her cool, the kouhai responded in a calm manner.

"Keiki-senpai is my Senpai after all. As his Kouhai, I can't just overlook the fact that he is being tyrannized by a witch like you."

"Yuikchan?!"

With these words, another war between the two was about to ensue..

Why is it that things always end up like this whenever the two of them meet? Just like water and oil, they really aren't compatible in the least.

"….It's not like I really mind but can we just finish this and go home already?" Another voice. It was as cold as ice.

The person who said that, named Nanjou Mao, had bright red hair with a side-tail and was currently wearing flashy clothes. She was Keiki's classmate and a good female friend of his. Currently, she was scrubbing the ink that was on the wall, and it seemed like she wanted to remind the other members of the cleaning operation that they should resume their work.

"….That's right. This isn't the time to be fighting."

"That's right. I'm sorry, Mao-senpai."

Both of them stopped glaring at each other and started returning to the cleaning work. Mao followed suit and started scrubbing the wall again.

"This really sucks. Why do I have to help here as well?"

"Seems like Nanjou is in a bad mood today."

"Of course I'd be. Even though I'm not a member of this club, I still have to help clean it up."

"It's not that big of a deal. By helping here, you can clear up your debt after all."

"…That reminds me, there was one time when I had Kiryuu take my place when it was my turn to clean the classroom……"

Keiki didn't know why but he had volunteered to take her place that time. He had used that debt to call her here, asking her for help.

"Well, I will at least do the same work that Kiryuu did for me that time."

"Yeah, I'd appreciate it."

Leaving the walls to Mao, Keiki returned to his own working space. In that moment, Sayuki let out another sigh.

"Still, I wonder when all this cleaning will be over."

"It's fine. I called someone else here to help, after all."

"Someone else?" At the same time Sayuki tilted her head, a knocking sound came from the door.

"Ah, perfect timing. Come in!"

"Excuse me….uwa, this is worse than I thought." The female student stated as she looked around the room. Her short black hair was her most prominent feature. This girl was Keiki's little sister, Kiryuu Mizuha.

"So, by someone else, you meant your sister?"

"Hello. I heard from Onii-san that things were pretty bad here, so I decided to help out."

"Mizuha's cleaning skill is on a completely different than Senpai's so she'll surely be of great help."

"Sorry for not having a decent cleaning skill….."

Without paying any attention to Sayuki, Mizuha walked towards her big brother, grabbing his sleeves.

"Onii-san, Onii-san, my whole body is telling me to start cleaning immediately."

"Good good. Seems like your cleaning blood is boiling."

For someone who hated dirty places, this was a true battlefield. With fast movements, she took a broom. Seeing his little sister's attitude, Keiki nodded.

"Well then, since everyone is here, let's get this over with!"

With these words, the five of them began their big cleaning operation. Leaving out the details, their battle against the room took about one hour.

"It's finally over…."

"It was a lot of work alright."

"Don't say it like you weren't the one responsible for this."

Having gathered all the papers into one big mountain, they cleaned the ink from both the walls and the ceiling. In the end, they even did some maintenance on their tools too, so now they were being assaulted by a feeling of exhaustion.

"Good work, Onii-san."

"You too, Mizuha. You really saved us. Thanks,” Keiki said as he pat his sister on the head.

"Ah….yeah. No problem," She seemed to be embarrassed a bit and her cheeks were slightly flushed as she closed her eyes like a cat.

Mao looked at the scene in front of her with cold eyes.

"….I thought so before but Kiryuu seems to be quite the siscon."

"It's fine. Big brothers are supposed to spoil their little sisters."

"Well, it's fine if you're so close…Rather than that, I really want to go home and take a bath."

"Ah, Yuika too." The blond-haired kouhai agreed to Mao's words.

Because they were cleaning that whole time, all of their clothes had ink stains all over them. Although that wasn't exactly weird or anything, Keiki let out a small giggle.

"Keiki-kun, what happened?"

"No, I just thought it was funny. All of us cleaning so much that we even got dirty in the process, doesn't this somehow feel like youth as well?"

Hearing Keiki's words, the other four girls exchanged glances. And after that, all of them showed a charming smile.

"Alright. Then, everyone can go home now. I'll put away the rest." He had a blue bucket in his hands, filled with the dirty water used for the cleaning.

"Even I can do that." Maybe because out of guilt, Sayuki raised her voice.

"Nah, I'll handle that so please go home, Sayuki-senpai. Senpai had to finish her work for the competition yesterday right? You really worked hard without sleeping for a single minute, I assume. You even have bags under your eyes, you know?"

"No I don't."

"You really do. Why would you lie about that?" Under her eyes, the proof of her sleep-deprived state was clearly there.

"Can't help it then. You really convinced me with that."

Recently, Sayuki was working on a project that she would enter into a competition. Not having the time to worry about cleaning, the room two hours prior was the result of that. Keiki was well aware of the fact that she was a helplessly hard worker. That's why, as her Kouhai, he wanted to help her at least with something like that.

"For now, just go home and take a rest. I'll finish things up."

"I'm really not that tired though."

"No good. Just this once, I will have you listen to my words."

"……I got it already…" After being told a bit more forcefully, the Senpai finally gave in.

"Onii-san, should I wait for you?"

"No, you don't have to. You probably want to take a shower too, right?"

"…..Maybe…I do." Looking down at her own body, she fiddled with her hands.

For the clean-fanatic Mizuha, being covered with ink must be rough. Just like Mao and the others, she probably wanted to hurry home and wash herself off.

"Alright then Sayuki-senpai, how about you give us some final words as the club president?"

"Everyone, thank you very much for today. I'll call for you if I ever need the room cleaned again."

"No, I'd really like you to take it easy on us in that regard…."

It was about 5pm in the afternoon. Around that time, everyone went their own way. Being left by the girls, Keiki left the room to clean out the bucket. His destination was the boy's toilet on the same floor. Having arrived, he then started washing it off in the sink. The voices of the sports clubs and the other students blended together into a sort of nice background music.

It was simple work and it didn't take too long. Even the stained-black cloth that they had used was clean very fast.

"……Mhm?" Thinking that he had heard a voice, he raised his head.

Doing that, he saw a happy-go-lucky couple walking with crossed arms by the window beneath him.

"Fucking normies, go explode already…."

Instead of blessing the happy couple, he instead cursed them with his loner feelings.

"Ah…..I want a girlfriend too….."

If only it wasn't so difficult. He had never received a love letter since he was born and it didn't seem like he'd be receiving one anytime soon. He didn't even get valentine's chocolate from anyone other than his little sister. No matter how much one wanted to experience love, there was no way if you didn't have a partner.

Feeling depressed because of this sad reality, he grit is teeth as he put the cleaning tools back where they belonged. Having finished everything, he once more walked towards the clubroom.

Of course, no one was present any more and only the evening sun shone through the curtains. Keiki then proceeded to pick up his bag from the chair. A pleasant breeze came in through the opened windows, slightly pushing up the curtains.

"Mhm?"

As he went to close the windows, he realized it. On top of a table, there was a pink envelope. As a substitute for a paperweight, a white handkerchief was used to keep it in place. At first, he thought that someone had forgotten it, but that turned out to be a wrong assumption. Written on the envelope was [For Kiryuu Keiki-sama].

"It's addressed to me?"

Some kind of message probably. But, is it really necessary to write a letter for that?

No matter how much he looked at the front or back of the envelope, he couldn't get any more information out of it. Having no other choice but to check directly, he opened it up and took the paper out. It was mostly blank but there was one phrase written in the middle of it.

With girly handwriting, it said [I like you.]

"D-Don't tell me…..a love letter?!"

No way that he would misunderstand that. Realizing that it was a real love letter, his cheeks got hot. Whether that was out of happiness or embarrassment, he did not know. Since this was the first time that he had been told such words, he couldn't hold back his excitement.

"Really?! So it's finally my turn?! After all this time, my days without a girlfriend are finally over?! Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!" A scream that shook the whole room. It was the scream of a delighted boy.

"…Ah, crap."

Out of excitement, he happened to drop the letter and the handkerchief. Landing softly on the ground, said handkerchief opened up.

"…..Eh?"

In that one moment, Keiki couldn't believe his eyes. Wanting to make sure that he wasn't seeing things, he picked it up and inspected it. He realized that it didn't have four corners like a normal handkerchief would. Instead, it had three corners.

So his eyes really weren't playing any tricks on him. What he thought of as a normal handkerchief was in fact the underwear of a female.

Panties with a very cute design.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!"

Keiki was an adolescent boy. The sweet, passionate love story that he thought was waiting for him turned out to be a cold-hearted lie. Indeed, this must've been the most unusual start of a romance there ever was. To begin with, adding the girl's panties to the love letter was weird. And, no matter where he looked, he did not find the name of the girl.

Chapter end