How Am I Still Alive? Chapter 3

"Let me go, I can give you invincible power. I am a quasi-god, only one step away from ascending the sky. If it weren't for the special environment of the 'Ascension Ceremony', it would be impossible for all the keepers of the whole city to add up. stop me."

"Hehe, will this allow me to live until next year?"

What is power? Can you eat? Don't always want to fight and kill, now is a civilized society and a harmonious society.

"...I can give you the wealth accumulated over the millennia, and make your life like an emperor."

"Haha, will this allow me to live until next year?"

It's attractive to die after getting addicted, but that's it, I'm just an ordinary otaku. It costs a few dollars to play games and watch anime. Would it be more delicious to invite a group of maids to pretend to be sisters to play games with me.. ......Uh, it seems that you can try it, can you keep an account? It's the kind that will be paid after half a year.

"....I can teach you the spell of infatuation, and let you have the lover of your dreams. No, I can directly enhance your charm and make mortal women unable to resist your temptation!"

"Tsk tsk, will this allow me to live through next year?"

Ha, three-dimensional girl? No interest... definitely not because I don't want to drag other people down.

"...Lu Ping'an, don't always be half a year and a half year! I'll tell you honestly, 'the countdown to life' is the price you pay for your ability, it's your own curse on yourself, and it's impossible for anyone Save you, even the great mother of life. You can change the terms, money, beauty, and power are all fine, you let me go, or after half a year, you will die and I will come out. You, mortal, always have someone who cares about you Well, relatives, friends..."

"Tsk tsk, will this allow you to live until next year?"

Thank you for your reminder! I almost forgot.

"Isn't that okay...Wait! What do you mean by 'you', are you going to take me away when you die?! We have no grievances..."

As she spoke, Chris's voice was getting smaller and smaller, and she was also dazed. Originally, she might have no grievances and no grudges, but if this threat continues, wouldn't her grudges become bigger?

"Don't be noisy! Stop me from playing games!"

At this time, Lu was safe, lying in his small room, locking the door, the computer was frantically downloading, and the TV was playing games.

He is super busy, with game consoles and new games that have been in stock for half a year on one side, classic anime and accumulated new episodes on the other, and delicacies that he wants to eat but dare not eat these days.

The ground was already full of empty cans of carbonic acid from the "King of Impurity". He had fried chicken legs in one hand, ice cream in the other, and his chin was full of oil, and every now and then he would say really fragrant words.

How would a person who will probably die in half a year deal with life?

He will work hard to face the cruel fate with a smile, will seize every second to create a splendid life, or will he...

"I touched it, it's rotten, and I can't roll it! Since everything will be finished within half a year, why can't the rest of the life be easier."

Maybe there are heroes who will die tomorrow and can still shine brightly today, but obviously, Lu Ping'an is just an ordinary person.

Personality and consciousness are shaped by experience and memory. Lu Ping'an in his previous life was just a mortal, a salted fish who tried to jump but still didn't jump out of the pond.

"This ability is great. Although it can't save my life, it has given me a temporary relief from the pain and I can enjoy myself."

"Ha, I don't have a pendulum. I can get experience by sitting still. How can it be called pendulum? I just hang up to collect the experience."

So, Xianyu Road was happily served on the table.

"It's so cool, the iced Coke is so cool, woohoo, I haven't touched it for half a year... By the way, Chrissy, I really have something else I need your help with."

Suddenly, Lu Ping'an stopped, hesitated for a moment, and asked.

"Mortal, what do you want? Whether you want power or wealth, I can give it..."

Chris was instantly pleasantly surprised. This was the first time she was actively summoned by the "Master". Could she still be saved?

"...Speaking of which, I'm very embarrassed, I do have some needs."

"Haha, you really changed your mind?! The greed of mortals wants me to see a lot. This is human nature, and it is the cornerstone of the evolution of civilization. Come on, except for 'half a year', I can satisfy you!"

Hearing this, Lu Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief. It was really good to have a talkative "grandfather with you". I wonder if the other protagonists of the transmigrators also encountered their own embarrassment.

"That's great, my desire is very simple and a little hard to explain."

"Haha, no matter how ugly the human heart desires, I have seen it. You have seen my ceremonies and my secret realm. Open the high-sounding human skin and see what monsters and ghosts are inside. This is my greatest pleasure. Come on, let me Look inside you, what ugly and dirty desires are in your heart! Human beings are a treasure chest full of desire and greed. Come, let me see what ugly and dirty you are under your mortal exterior. desire..."

Lu Ping'an took a deep breath. Sure enough, this thing can't be released to harm others. When you leave, you must remember to take her away, but now, I do ask her to do me a favor and satisfy her already unbearable needs. ....

"...Well, I'm going to read the book, can you avoid it?"

"What? The book? What is that?"

"Chrissy" looked bewildered, is this a new riddle or fable?

"It's the treasure of mankind, the tenth art of the new era, the crystallization of love and beauty created by artists who risked going to jail, it's... well, I can't make it up anymore, let me show you ."

Saying that, Lu Ping'an turned on the display screen, clicked on the folder being downloaded, and then opened the subfolders...

"...Human! %...&%*, play with me, ......"

A bunch of angry emotions and messy characters filled his mind. Lu Ping'an blocked it directly with the "master" permission, and then he really clicked on the .jpg. After a while, he opened the contact line again, and it was really quiet. Like the sea, there has been hung up there.

"Tsk, I've finally calmed down, mortals all day long, life desires, etc. I haven't graduated from secondary school disease yet, the most annoying thing is this forced binding, which doesn't stop all day long... ."

In a sense, Kris-chan is already dead, and after failing the ascension ceremony, she encountered a headwind and lost everything.

But because Lu Ping An inherited her "world", the secret realm lost its source and should have collapsed, and the world needed a tool spirit stabilizer, so she kept its soul, and she became Lu Ping An's possessed spirit... .. with the old grandpa.

It's just that this "grandfather's carry-on" suggestion is obviously not at ease.

"...Going to hold a sacrifice ceremony and getting a few thousand sacrifices will make the mother **** happy and get more lifespan... I really think I'm a fool. I also said After living for hundreds of years, have you been sleeping again?"

Now, the relationship between Lu Pingan and Chris is quite delicate, and in a sense, it is regarded as "living and dying together".

That is, once the existence of Chris was revealed to the outside world, Lu Ping was dead, and she also disappeared with the kind of "same life".

And once Lu Pingan decides that he can't live, he will definitely take Chrissy along with him.

But from another point of view, she has completely bound Lu Ping'an. She is inseparable from the "courtyard" and isolated from the outside world. She has become the only existence that Lu Ping can tell the whole truth and question opinions.

"Blood sacrifices, potions, forbidden things, the information given by Xia Qin is fine. Chris is really a cult leader."

But now, Chris's suggestion is either aimed at killing herself or turning herself into a public enemy of mankind. I can't believe a word of it.

The more tempted she was, the more she made Lu Ping'an more defensive.

"Sure enough, this 'eagle' still needs to endure for a while... Come on by yourself first, her opinion can't be trusted at all now."

Lu Ping'an is a newcomer who has just entered the extraordinary world, or a traveler who lacks "common sense" in another world. He really needs a guide.

Follow Sister Xia's arrangement step by step? Too slow, he doesn't have that time.

With the guidance of such a quasi-god-level "grandfather", Lu Ping'an also felt that his survival rate would be higher.

But now the master and servant are still in the "running-in period", and they both want to grind each other to death...

During this period, Lu Ping'an didn't want to expose too much of his needs, and tossed each other to "boil" each other, so as to facilitate long-term relationship in the future.

How could a quasi-god look down on mortals, she needs a little time to adapt to the inversion of master and slave.

Humiliation, toying, and molesting are the "big meals" Lu Ping An prepared for her, helping her to quickly figure out her current position, figure out who is the boss, and help her to vent her inner restlessness and unhappiness... ..after the rage, it will always be a little more rational, ha, it may also be more explosive.

"She's not stupid, she should understand after a few more tossing... It depends on when she really calms down, and then it's time to communicate."

Put away the game console, took out the schoolbag on the side, and started to prepare for today's homework.

He did, but not completely. Some things he really wanted to play and wanted to eat, and some were just for Chrissy, who took the initiative to contact him.

Only by asking for nothing and not caring can you have more advantages and initiative in negotiation.

No, she started to offer herself conditions, she was in a hurry!

"Although the time is very short, Aoying can't be in a hurry. Let's tease her for a month. It's interesting to see her constantly angry but unable to bite my expression."

Xia Qin and relevant departments asked Lu Ping to grow and progress in an orderly and active manner under the supervision of official organizations.

But Lu Ping An did not have the habit of entrusting the future to fate and others.

"... There are six first-class 'night watchman training schools' in this city, but only one is a public one. With my current level, it is basically impossible to be admitted."

If you can't get into the "official agency" and gain more autonomy, it's not a simple matter of waiting for half a year.

Now Lu Ping'an's movements are restricted, and he has to report to go out to buy vegetables. This is due to the limited time and eager to go out for fun... Looking for a way to survive Lu Ping'an, UU reading www.uukanshu. com is a matter of life and death.

When she opened the professional materials and textbooks that Sister Xia had obtained, Lu Ping'an knew that most of the normal ways could not be done by himself.

"Three years of college entrance examination, five years of simulation, and ten years of professional secret guard qualification examination questions. 》

This is really not a title party. When I opened the booklet, it was full of words and pictures. It was really a college entrance examination problem.

A bag of papers, the thickness of six dictionaries piled together, is only a simulated monthly exam for the first year of high school.

"Runner? Caretaker? Tamer? Don't always stare at those big hits, what suits you is the best! How to choose the most suitable starting point for you from the fifty-three common paths according to your awakening power! 》

Ha, fifty-three ways? Casually, at least thousands of abilities and professional skills? It's not something that can be done in a short period of time just by memorizing it. It also requires a variety of practical understanding and experience. It is best to have a professional tutor explain it for you.

"Rules of Survival in the Secret Realm (Beginner Edition): If you go out for a day, you will win if you mix with the ability to awaken. 》

You are useless! Lord, I have woken up! What? You also have to enter the exam paper, which is very difficult. You need to answer the application questions and the situational essay. I %&…%!

These books, which should be classified as fantasy, have book numbers and covers. They are obviously tool series of regular publishing houses, and even special "college entrance examination" textbooks.

As a transmigrator, it is completely impossible in basic theory, and even a lot of "common sense" is not enough, while other candidates have been preparing for at least half a year, and now the special college entrance examination, only...

"Fifteen days, just flipping through the book once is not enough... It seems that we must find more new leeks, preferably mature leeks that can move on their own.

Chapter end