How Am I Still Alive? Chapter 26

"Okay, this is your registration form."

"......So simple?"

When Lu Pingan held the successful registration form, he couldn't believe it.

He just showed his buff ability a little bit, and said that he was trying the gardener path, so he got the conditions to pass.

Then, he was squeezed out of the office by the people waiting behind him.

"....Another logistics dog."

"Don't say a word, others are smart people. Oh, how stupid we are, thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge."

The strange words of yin and yang came out from the crowd.

This is the lobby on the first floor of the office building. There are too many people in line. I don't know who said it.

But from the look in the eyes of most people who came out of the "Logistics Department Registration Office", Lu Ping'an knew that the "hostility" that Mao Mao said was probably from Qingli.

When the average admission score of the general department is at least 7 points and depends on luck, 6 points of the logistics department is enough, and it is normal to have resentment.

Generally speaking, this kind of "offending the public's anger" is not the time to be reasonable, and it is the right way to be a man with your tail between your legs.

The logistics department in front of Lu Ping'an, in the face of the malice from the masses, all took the form and left silently.

But this, but the Lu family is safe...

"...Hey, the logistics department is too boring. You can go to university with an average score of six. It doesn't reflect my standard at all..."

In a word, hatred was full, and everyone stared at him in astonishment.

It's not over yet.

"...Yes, I remembered it wrong, I even got 1 extra point for the internship, plus 2 points for the first-rank class... Huh? I actually scored an average of 5 points. Points are enough! Hahaha, it's too easy."

The young man proudly raised his hips, and in the hall, everyone laughed out loud in the stunned eyes.

"Some people, just apply honestly. I'll go home and play games."

"you......."

Finally, someone couldn't bear it anymore, and they rushed out of the crowd to teach this ecstatic **** a lesson.

Lu Ping'an didn't know if he was the yin and yang guy before, he only knew that those guys were definitely here, so...

"It's you! Stinky flower!"

Saying that, Lu Ping'an suddenly threw two roots.

The next moment, big red giant flowers appeared on the ground, and instantly, the whole hall began to smell "attractive".

"Uh, it stinks!"

"What is this!?"

"Who farted, no, it stinks, who pulled... fuck, who pushed me!"

Rafflesia flower, also known as carrion flower, is a slightly modified common plant (level 0), so it is very cheap.

But now, when it is used, it is very effective in crowded halls.

The once-in-lifetime giant flower blooms, and the stench wafts through the nostrils, causing the victims to turn their heads and run away.

And this is a crowded hall, where can you run?

Immediately, people turned their backs, but the initiator of all this had already slipped away quietly.

The chaos has only just begun. At the other end of the hall, I don't know what happened yet. The stench and the crowd have already hit.

"...This is the child you recommended?"

"Not bad right."

"Indeed, very energetic."

When the chaos on the first floor spread, in the office on the second floor, Lu Ping's familiar people were chatting with people.

"...Then as I said before, if he doesn't pass the exam, give him a special invitation letter."

"thanks."

"No thanks, it's just the workflow."

Xia Qin rubbed her stiff brows and squeezed out a smile.

Recently, she has been working overtime day and night, and it really bothers her enough.

But this time, he had to come and contact him in person, in order to get a special admission ticket for his "guardian"... As a result, he lost himself and was still in front of his teacher!

Qian Shuen, the head of admissions, glanced down and noticed that the security guards had already rushed over and the source of the stench had also been burned, so he was too lazy to move.

He looked at the visitor, and his mood was a little subtle, not because of the "little thing" in front of him.

This is his former student, the current youth core secret service team member, and the fool he was not optimistic about at the time.

Judging from the results, she seemed to be the most promising of the group of graduates who had the public meals two years ago.

At least, she's still alive...

I heard that from the same group, the child I was most optimistic about back then also came back, but everyone would rather he never come back...

"Mr. Qian?"

"It's alright. When people get old, they always get distracted. By the way, Captain Xia Qin, I don't think he needs this special invitation letter."

Xia Qin smiled bitterly. She was also very confused, so she knew that things were changing so quickly.

"...I didn't expect him to go the logistics gardener route before. The 'plant catalysis' ability was also reported to me suddenly three days ago..."

"Oh, it turned out to be a little slick, you will have to work hard in the future."

Old Qian thought for a while and continued.

"What he said is also very reasonable. The logistics department adds two points for career and extra points for internships, and an average of five points is enough. It's really not difficult for other people. If it wasn't for the fact that the logistics department was short of people every year, All training institutions are robbing people, and this hole should have been gambled long ago."

Suddenly, Xia Qin's expression became very strange.

"Teacher, I just found out today that he has a first-order career bonus..."

"He's bragging? No, I think he's very sure. No, he's absolutely sure."

Lao Qian is very confident. In front of him, a "negotiation expert", it is difficult to lie, especially the lies of low-level, ordinary people.

Is Lu Ping'an really the first-order or close to the first-order? Now, it was Xia Qin's turn to be unacceptable.

"Teacher, I remember that it takes an average of about a year and a half to go from an ordinary person to a first-level person."

"It's absolutely true. It's not difficult for ordinary people to reach the zeroth order, especially for many talented people."

After thinking for a while, Professor Qian gave a more accurate answer.

"There are no tricks from the zeroth order to the first order. The evolution from occupational skills to abilities must rely on accumulation and waiting for luck... As far as I know, although the difference between occupations is very large, if the fit is high at the beginning , If it's easy to get a job, the fastest is about six months. The slowest is about three years.”

"...Lu Ping An, wake up, it's only been a week."

Now, even Director Qian wondered if his ability to "distinguish falsehoods" was wrong, or if the boy had some innate ability to shield him.

Then, he laughed.

"...The descendants are formidable, and the descendants are formidable. I'm looking forward to his entrance exam. I will talk to other professors and focus on taking care of him."

Er, Xia Qin's expression became more and more subtle. Could it be that she unknowingly cheated Lu Ping An.

Lu Ping An, who was already strolling in Gucheng Academy, did not know that he had just passed by his guardian.

"Uh, it really stinks, remember to get a gas mask before using it next time, and keep it farther away."

While complaining, he took out his mobile phone, ready to ask Lei Shuiyun if it was done.

The next moment, he was put back by the mobile phone... Unlike the logistics department of Menke Luoque, the long queue in the ordinary department of UU reading www.uukanshu.com can't be solved in a short time, so call now. Most likely will be sprayed.

"...Hope the cat is okay."

Yes, I hope the cat with a keen sense of smell will be fine, and even more hope that the animalized cat person with a more sensitive sense of smell than a cat will be fine.

In fact, when Lu Ping An ran away, someone was already shouting in the chaotic hall.

"Someone fainted! Get a stretcher!"

"Why are you so fragile... Oh, a newcomer who can't control his abilities? That's fine."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's so miserable, three beast-like newcomers have already fallen."

After more than two hours, Lu Ping'an, who was tired of playing, finally got his lunch box and the person with the box with two big cotton **** stuffed in his nose.

"...Pfft? Why do you smell like balsamic oil?"

Seeing Lei Shuiyun with a depressed face, Lu Ping'an took a big step back subconsciously.

"I....a bastard, detonated a rotten egg in the hall! Meow was squeezed, and the stench was on my nose, and someone stepped on me! When I find the gassing bastard, I will Be sure to kill him %￥&... first and then %, kill him in..."

For the first time, Lu Ping'an saw Mao Mao saying blocked words.

He smiled and comforted the cat, took the lunch box, and was satisfied to see that the package was intact, and the meal should be fine.

Then he made a plan to remove the big killer such as "Rafflesia" from the list of alternate plants.

"...But it's very useful. Then, let's change it to a smelly plant. By the way, the stimulant plants are special attacks on those with beastly ability, so keep that in mind."

Chapter end