Cultivation Is Like This Chapter 466

   Chapter 466 Silly child, in fact, I am your biological father

   The surname is Li, and you are so arrogant!

  Lu Bei was stunned, looking at the Tai Fu who had shrunk in size and even his IQ, he threw it out with a flick of his hand.

  Li Taiqing flew sideways, and in mid-air, a bun face was full of confusion.

   She turned over in the air, and her posture was very handsome. Maybe she wanted to make a three-point landing where a hero appeared. The cumbersome clothes blocked her. When she landed, she stepped on the corner of her clothes and threw her legs upside down with a bang.

"oops!"

   "It hurts..."

  Lu Bei looked at the little girl who was rolling around holding her head with a speechless expression, suspecting that there was deceit here, Taifu was the strongest king, and he wanted to fool around when he died.

  Laughing to death, what's the use of being a little girl, he likes to bully the weak when he is reincarnated, especially this little girl who can cry for a long time with one punch, he can make the other party cry for three days and three nights in a row.

   "Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore?"

  Li Taiqing stood up with his cumbersome clothes, his steamed buns face was pink and tender, a tear mole was lit at the corner of his eyes, and his dark eyes were blinking, like a night that had been washed with water, so clean that it was full of stars.

   At this moment, these eyes stared at Lu Bei innocently, and the corners of his mouth pouted: "Big brother, you haven't spoken yet, why...why are you here?"

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  's not very smart appearance made Lu Bei's fist itchy. He just wanted to punch her hard and try to get two nosebleeds.

   I have to admit that I am indeed a Taifu who has been fighting with Hu Er for many years and has not been defeated. His acting skills are really terrible, just like the real thing.

   Wrong is too real, a turning point with no sign at all, it's so easy to deceive him.

  Lu Bei sneered three times: "Little girl, what nonsense are you talking about, who is your big brother, Uncle Lu?"

   "Uncle Lu."

  Li Taiqing raised his head and shouted in a clear voice. After speaking, he continued to think. Why did he forget what he was thinking before? Did he fall and threw it to the ground?

Seeing the Taifu hesitating without hesitation, he called him uncle directly, Lu Bei was stunned for a while, but still a little disbelieving: "Silly child, I won't lie to you, where did you get your uncle, in fact, I'm your biological father, hurry up. called Daddy."

  Li Taiqing opened his mouth wide and stared at Lu Bei in stunned eyes. After a while, the corners of his eyes were blushing, tears were falling, and he jumped into Lu Bei's arms.

   "Daddy, Qing'er is having a hard time finding you!"

The impact of the headbutt was extremely violent. Lu Bei grunted and was knocked upside down. He continued to sneer, took out the jade slip he had taken back before, and patted the little head that was arched in his arms: "Don't cry, shout more. A few times, your father, I love listening to this."

   "Daddy!"

"good."

   "Daddy!"

   "Well, it sounds good."

  “…” xN

   After about ten minutes, Lu Bei couldn't take it anymore. Taifu's realistic acting skills made him feel that he was bullying the imbecile. Because of his noble moral sentiments, he was full of guilt and had no pleasure in taking revenge.

   "Daddy, you... don't want me again?"

   "Go away, don't stick your nose to me, there's no such thing as your father, it's called uncle."

   “Wow wow wow——”

   Heartbreaking cries spread throughout the independent world constructed by Taiyi Yantiantu. Li Taiqing wailed for a while, not comforted when he saw Lu Bei, his nose was sore, he took a breath, and then howled even more vigorously.

   At the same time, his arms were rounded and he used a set of king and eight punches against the heartless father.

   The body has shrunk, but the ability is still there. This set of fists is swung up, and the void trembles, and afterimages appear.

  Lu Bei watched calmly, plugged his left ear with one hand, and pressed Li Taiqing's head with the other to build an absolute defense that was so close to the horizon, blocking a set of exquisite boxing techniques.

   died of laughter, can't fight at all.

   "Ahhhh——"

   Half an hour later, Li Taiqing was still punching, not to mention firm will, but absolutely boring. Anyway, Lu Bei kept watching, covering his ears with one hand, and he had never seen anyone who was more boring than her.

   After another half an hour, Li Taiqing stopped his arms and cleared his hoarse voice.

   Just when Lu Bei thought that Taifu gave up and did not intend to act again, she waved her hand to attract a cloud of water vapor, moistened her throat, and took a deep breath.

   "Wow wow wow---"

   "Stop howling!"

   "Wow... hiccup."

  Li Taiqing didn't take a breath, lowered his head and coughed again and again, grabbed Lu Bei's sleeve in front of him, snorted, and snorted.

  Lubei: "..."

   There is one thing to say, a pure passer-by, a dignified master, a great master of the tribulation period, a top-ranking officer, and you don't need a face, so what's the harm in trusting her once.

   Enough is enough anyway.

Lu Bei rubbed the small head in front of him, grabbed two locks of long hair and started to tie them, and said with a serious face: "Xiaoqing, because my father offended a formidable opponent outside, it is inconvenient for you to recognize her. I can only be your uncle, understand?"

"why……"

   "Don't ask, everyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand don't understand, the interests are too involved, I can only say that the water is very deep, you are still young, it is not good to know this." Lu Bei interrupted directly.

   Li Taiqing was stupefied, and subconsciously moved closer to Lu Bei, and when he got closer, he flew.

   did not flutter.

  Lu Bei sideways dodged, not paying attention, he hooked his foot and tripped and fell to the ground.

  Because the body became smaller and there was no buffer, this slip, it slipped out several meters, and it was another scream of pain.

   Failed to wait for Lu Bei's warm embrace, not even a palm, Li Taiqing stood up with a pouting mouth and said angrily, "Father..."

   "Call uncle."

   "Who is that person, so hateful, I went and killed him."

   As expected of you, people are inherently evil at the beginning, and they scream and kill when they are young.

   "I'm afraid that won't work."

  Lu Bei shook his head again and again: "Uncle, I am, bah, that person is the Taifu of the Wu Zhou Dynasty, a master in the tribulation period, you are still young, and you are not her opponent."

   "Then wait until I grow up!"

   "Okay, as long as you're happy."

"That……"

  Where is Wu Zhou, what is Taifu, and the tribulation period, I seem to have heard of them somewhere.

  Li Taiqing wrinkled his bun face and thought hard, his eyes were empty and his head was also empty. After a while, he gave up thinking and threw it aside decisively.

  Compared to these, she wanted to throw herself in Lu Bei's arms for a while. She was not stupid, and Lu Bei had an aura that made her feel at ease, which was definitely her own.

  Lu Bei turned sideways to avoid flying, thinking of something, pointed at the Shangqing sword on the side, narrowed his eyes and said, "Qing'er, go pick up that sword and give it to me."

"Oh."

  Li Taiqing took the corner of his clothes and came to the side of the Shangqing sword, his palm touched the hilt, and immediately said, "Father, uncle, this sword is in Qing'er's hand, it feels so familiar!"

   "Idiot, you often watch me practice swordsmanship, are you not familiar with it!" Lu Bei said angrily.

   "Yes."

Li Taiqing solved his confusion and dragged the Shangqing sword to Lu Bei. The first second he thought about why the sword was so heavy, how light it would be, and the next second, the Shangqing sword was as light as a feather, and she was easily lifted by her. to the top of the head.

  Lu Bei's body was tense, and he clenched his fist behind him, and said meaningfully: "Qing'er, the sword has the brand of your primordial spirit on it. It is quite inconvenient for me to use it. You break it up and present it to me."

   "What is the Primordial Spirit Brand?"

   "Don't talk back. If you break up, I'll hold you for a while." Lu Bei looked kind.

  Li Taiqing was in high spirits when she heard the words, holding the Shangqing sword in both hands, her face flushed red, and after a while, she was self-taught, her eyes were closed, and her primordial spirit sank into the sword of Shangqing.

  Crack!

   In the middle of nowhere, a cracking sound sounded, Li Taiqing's face was pale, and he fell back top-heavy.

   Within sight, Lu Bei stepped forward and stretched out his hand towards her.

  Puff!

  Li Taiqing fell to the ground in a daze, with an unbearable headache. He turned to look with difficulty. Lu Bei held the Qing sword in his hand, flicked the sword with his fingertips, and his face was full of...

   She didn't know how to describe it, but she laughed happily anyway.

   Seeing this, Li Taiqing's eyes were foggy, and he choked with grievance: "I fell and it hurts, my head hurts, my chest hurts, and it hurts everywhere."

   "It's okay, just blow it."

  Lu Bei raised his hand to fan the wind and blew on Li Taiqing's head. When he asked for a hug, he directly took out the Qingrui lantern: "Qing'er, there is also the brand of your primordial spirit on it, so untie it as well."

"But……"

   "Why, you don't listen to me anymore?"

   "No, it's just...it hurts."

Li Taiqing's face was pale, and he was looking forward to Lu Bei pitifully. The small appearance of infinite grievance made the latter feel full of guilt. He shook his head and brought the sinister face of the Taifu when he was an adult into Li Taiqing's eyebrows, and his heart instantly cooled down: " Good, it's the last time, I'll let you hold it however you want in the future."

"Really?"

   "Of course, I'll hook you up."

   "What is a retractor?"

   After a while, Li Taiqing's face was as pale as paper, and his hands and feet fell to the ground. Lu Bei held the Qingrui lantern, and his hearty laughter was hard to suppress.

   "Daddy, I...it hurts!"

  Lu Bei put away the Qingrui lantern and did not rush to refine the two magic weapons. He frowned and looked at Li Taiqing, who was lying on the ground, condescendingly, his eyes were full of fear and suspicion.

  Is it possible that this person is still acting to deceive him.

   The indifferent eyes were filled with ruthlessness, and there was even a bit of disgust. Li Taiqing was extremely aggrieved, bit his lip, and tears rolled in his eyes, which could not stop flowing.

   Forget it, who makes me feel good!

  Lu Bei lowered his head and sighed, he is a good person, but he is too kind-hearted, kind-hearted like a virgin, knowing that he was fooled, he was willing to step into the trap.

   He put away the two magic weapons, stretched out his hands and embraced the little girl in his arms. The latter was aggrieved and burst into tears.

  The listeners were sad, and the listeners were in tears, and Lu Bei couldn't be straightened directly.

   He knows how to coax anyone over the age of 18. He is so young and inexperienced.

   "Daddy, I hurt so much, it hurts everywhere..."

   After crying for a while, the little girl gradually became silent, her pale face was covered with sweat, as if she had fallen into a nightmare, and her tightly wrinkled brows could not be dissipated.

   "Ah this..."

   "Should have nothing to do with me?"

  Lu Bei's eyes twitched, he began to examine himself three times every day, nodded, and confirmed that he had nothing to do with him.

   He broke open the two little hands that were tightly clasping his clothes, wrapped Li Taiqing's wide clothes, turned them into quilts, and tied them in a knot.

  Obviously, because of the problem of the practice method, Taifu has amnesia + reduced wisdom + rejuvenation, and his IQ is so low that he is a father every time, and he can take him to see goldfish without consuming lollipops.

   For this kind of kid, Lu Bei has a hard time, but...

   "Just in case, she might wake up in the next second!"

  Lu Bei took out the Shangqing sword and Qingrui lantern, and decisively refined it for his own use. Even if he couldn't use it, it would be good to put his own label first and occupy the pit.

   (end of this chapter)

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