Cultivation Is Like This Chapter 202

   Chapter 202 Yunpeng Wanli Tu (Thanks to the leader 'Ni Ni Ho Ho' for the reward)

  Ding Lei really wanted to thank Lu Bei, knowing that the big man who entertained this time was from the capital and was from the palace, so he couldn't close his legs with laughter.

   He immediately ordered to kill all the pigs in the sty, leaving none of them.

  For each pig, only the heart meat and crescent bones are taken. Please come to Qingguang to see Yang Fuliu, and the third-ranked master of Jiuzhu Mountain will cook it carefully.

   Then, without batting an eyebrow, he asked the warehouse to allocate half a month's worth of Lingzhu income, and ordered all the disciples to rush down the mountain to Langyu County to collect local delicacies and snacks.

   Of course, Sanqingfeng's special roast goose has not fallen.

   Change to the usual way, to entertain such distinguished guests, even if you don't invite Piaoxiang to send Sect Master Zhao to come to the battle, at least two beautiful female disciples must be brought in.

   Now it can't be done. According to Dao News, Zhao and Lu are covered in legs, and their relationship is unclear. He estimated that if he dared to find Zhao Shiran to accompany him, he would have to die tonight.

   Moreover, the status of a distinguished guest is different from ordinary people, and looking for a beautiful woman to dangle in front of his eyes, this is not dragging the **** up to the brothel, asking how much worry can you have!

   I didn't do this to death.

   had no choice but to bring the elder of Jiuzhu Mountain, the leader of the alliance, Huang Guan, to accompany him.

  Si Jingfeng was busy, Zhu Gengqi saw it in his eyes, and nodded secretly to express his satisfaction. Although the level of hospitality was a bit poor, this honesty did not seem to be fake. Taking back what he said before, Ningzhou Lu Beiguo is really loyal and patriotic.

   However, who can tell him why Sanqing Peak is featured in Sijing Peak?

  Sanqingfeng, front yard.

  The players surrounded Lu Bei, crying and shouting to see Dapeng spread his wings. .

   "Village chief, I want to see the emperor's paintings. Country people, I have never seen the world. The biggest official I have ever seen in my life is the director of the detention center."

   "There was a fire on the mountain, the director fell in love with me?"

   "Master Gao, I beg you, pull your **** with a knife and open our eyes!"

   "You group of feudal remnants are just paintings of the emperor. I don't care if there is anything so rare."

   "Then what are you doing in front of you?"

   "Make videos and earn money from traffic."

   "Good guy, you are feudalist wool!"

  The players surrounded Lu Bei with joy, and Lu Bei shook his head again and again after listening to his rants. He, an NPC, couldn't understand at all, he only knew that this month's share was not up to standard, and the Zhu brothers had to pay.

   They are all their own brothers, so how could Lu Bei sit and watch them lose money, slap his sleeves with a cold face, and let the leeks rush to the factory to start work.

There was little success. Players from several other hills came to hear the news. Hundreds of people surrounded the front yard gate. Seeing that Lu Bei was reluctant to put pictures, one person took out the treasure and presented it, just to see the masterpiece of Emperor Wu Zhou. .

   "Sect Master Gao, this is the treasure I made, and you give it to Zhangzhangyan?" The player 'Abin, a high school student' presented a glasses case. After opening it, there was a pair of retro-style toad mirrors.

"What is this?"

  Lu Bei raised his brows: "Where did you buy it, why haven't I seen it before?"

   "Master, these are called 'sunglasses'. I invented them. They are priceless and cannot be bought outside. They are priceless treasures." Abin, a high school student, was neither red nor out of breath.

   "Huh huh-" xN

  The players collectively booed, despising Abin and being shameless. They carried them around, and invented them. Why didn't you invent an atomic bomb!

   "You invented it?"

  Lu Bei shook his head slightly, pointed at the leeks that were being demolished around him, and said with a smile, "I'm not stupid, just pick it up, it's not shameful to tell the truth."

   "Sect Leader Gao is very observant and ignores them. He is purely jealous of my talent."

   High school student Abin pouted, pointed his **** back to the players, then patted his chest and said, "Everyone's surname is Gao, can I still lie to you?"

  Lubei: "…"

   seems to make sense.

   "How does this thing work?"

   "Wear it on your face... Yes, that's how you wear it."

Seeing Lu Bei wearing sunglasses and smiling quite satisfied, high school student Abin gave a thumbs up and patted: "As expected of the head, handsome and suave, getting the help of sunglasses can be said to be even more powerful. There must be a heroic figure."

   "Heh, there is no door on his mouth, and he tells the truth all day long."

  Lu Bei scolded him, and then said: "Don't think that this head doesn't know what your kid is up to, and wants to bribe this head, but there is no door. If you don't play with things and don't practice well, things will be confiscated."

   "Don't, Sect Master, it doesn't matter if you confiscate things, that painting..."

"no!"

  Lu Bei pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, but categorically refused, one or two, he wanted to see a painting without paying the ticket money, did he not wake up or was he still asleep?

   Speaking of the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, he also had plans to refine them before. With the Dan Fire skill, it is not difficult to refine some gadgets.

   Even the precise scientific instruments are meticulous due to the powerful spiritual sense, and can be directly rubbed by hand without a machine tool.

   But he never had such a plan, and he never even moved the poems and songs, and he performed his duties as a rough man.

   As for the benefits brought by the small items of sunglasses, Lu Bei said that he was in no hurry.

In the    3.0 version, the culture shock from the 'immortal world' swept across the continent of Kyushu. It was like a combination of cheongsam, garter socks, white gloves, etc. The fairies were disdainful on the surface, and secretly collected several sets.

  Everyone has the love of beauty (×)

   Dress like a fairy if you can't become a fairy (√)

  Because of these costumes, the number of Dao Companions in the Immortal Cultivation World has surged, and the tax revenue in the land of Goulan has doubled year by year. It can be said that the immortal energy has spread to the people.

   It is another picture for witches and witches. According to the official forum post, some players have opened a clothing store in the extreme west. All kinds of underwear are selling well, but none of the safety pants are sold.

  Let's get down to business, Lu Bei received the baby and didn't do anything, the leeks didn't follow, and a group of people made a lot of noise.

   The movement was so loud that Elder She couldn't concentrate on his cultivation in the quiet room, so he walked out with a cold face, wanting to let the snake go and kill.

   Anyway, if these immortals are reincarnated, they can still live, so what's the harm in killing them.

   "Stop making trouble, hurry up and leave!"

   Seeing She Heshen's face, Lu Bei said decisively: "Look at your virtues, you have become immortals, the emperor's painting..."

   "Master, show them. After the excitement is over, they will leave by themselves." She said.

   It is you who want to see it!

Lu Bei pouted, in front of so many people, Elder She had no choice but to give his face, he clenched his fists and coughed, snorted coldly, "Forget it, with Elder She supporting you today, this head will open your eyes to you. , let you know what painting is!"

   After he finished speaking, he raised his hand and touched the Qiankun Ring, and held the framed 'Yunpeng Wanli Picture' high above his head.

  【Royal Royal Pen】

  ∑(OдO;)⊙⊙))￣□￣”)”xN

  Lu Bei proudly held up the masterpiece of the Son of Heaven. Seeing everyone was stunned, he couldn't help nodding secretly. As expected of Emperor Wu Zhou, his literary style was overwhelming, and one painting stunned everyone.

   Then, his sleeves moved, he turned his head, saw She Hean raised his hand to cover his face, with a faceless posture, he couldn't help but let out a thud, put down Yunpeng Wanli Tu and looked at it.

   Seeing this, the whole person is not well.

  Lubei: (;■■)

  Holy shit, where did the rookie come from, did the emperor misunderstand the flight department, or did he have a **** named Zhao Gao beside him?

   After a short silence, puff puff laughter sounded in the leek field, and everyone whispered, not begrudging their cynicism.

   "Excuse me to be honest, this is clearly a chicken eating rice map!"

   "Wrong, it's the picture of the chicken without rice."

   "No way, this can also be called Yunpeng Wanli... Then I can do it too."

   "No problem."

   "Me too!"

  The players have no respect for the so-called emperor. In their opinion, Zhu Qiyou is useless except for having a good **** and having a lot of power, and because he is far away, he is not as good as Gao Village Chief.

  Laughing to death, you group of 250, do you really think that others can do it, so can you?

   Don't even look at the signature of this painting, is it the picture of Yunpeng Wanli or the picture of a chicken eating rice, is it important?

   is not important.

  The important thing is that this picture was painted by Zijin pen of the day. The names and taboos are clearly written in black and white, and the seal is also stamped. In the territory of Wuzhou, pick a corrupt official and bid one million silver. Who dares to say that the price is high?

  I die of laughter, a few more people can complete the auction.

  Lu Bei complained a few words about the emperor's superb painting skills. He was already at the level of the third grade in kindergarten, and there was a lot of room for improvement. So he collected the masterpiece of royal brushes into the Qiankun Ring and walked to the backyard side by side with She Hean.

   Before leaving, he lifted his foot and stepped on the ground, the five elements wheel bloomed thickly, and a small wall was erected in front of the gate, imitating Zhu Qiyou's masterpiece and engraving it on the wall.

After   , whenever someone comes to Yuhuamen, they can see the love of Dangjinzi for Ningzhou Lubei at first glance.

   As for the artistic accomplishments of this royal brush…

   I have to say one thing, a pure passerby, the emperor is not afraid of being embarrassed, he has nothing to be afraid of.

   There was no more excitement, players left one after another, and suddenly, a voice sounded.

   "Oh, I'm going. I was watching the excitement of the emperor, but I forgot to ask Village Chief Gao, what is Xuanyin Si Ziwei, how big is the official?"

   "That's right, the **** had a cute face, and the village chief was in a daze when he received the decree, and he didn't dare to say anything more..."

   "What's our village chief's way?"

   "I smell hidden missions!"

"More than that, it's a long-term plot mission. Be brave. Nine Bamboo Mountain is a large-scale dungeon. It seems inconspicuous, but in fact it involves a lot. Do you remember the last time the emperor was in charge, they were also polite to the head. ."

   "Hey, aren't the guys who ran away a few days ago very embarrassed?"

   "Hehe, if you run well, it's worthless if you have multiple tasks."

   "It's dangerous, I'm planning to pack up the bed and rolls tomorrow!"

   "You're lucky...

   Backyard.

  Old tree, stone table.

  Lu Bei took out the so-called secret letter, She Chang looked curious, he didn't say anything, he spread it out and looked at it.

   "The eldest princess, she often visits..."

  She was delighted, and joked: "What does the emperor mean, let you drive away the mad bee and the butterfly, so you are not afraid that you will become the mad bee and the butterfly?"

  Lu Bei frowned: "It's good to pick up girls on an order, but...it's hard for the princess to be ill."

   "Why, are you still serious?" She Yan was even more happy.

   "Jinkou Yuyan, and there are black and white characters, how can it be false?"

Hearing the ridicule in She Heng's words, Lu Bei held his head high: "It's gold that will shine sooner or later, I thought that I would not be discovered by acting in a low-key manner, but I didn't expect that it was hidden so deeply that the emperor in the capital was still aware of it. , No, I'm starting to sell my sister."

   She Chang rolled his eyes, unable to stand someone's shameless face.

   "Oh, it's not easy to keep a low profile. I just want to be loyal and patriotic by myself and secretly. Why is it so difficult!" Lu Bei sighed.

   "Look at you."

  She Heng couldn't bear it any longer and said, "She's the eldest princess, I haven't seen any good man before, you...you're no good."

   If you have this spare time, it is better to try the grass on the edge of the nest, maybe you will have an unexpected harvest.

   "Laughing to death, that is, I don't care about it, otherwise the eldest princess or something will not be caught." Lu Bei patted the table and rose slowly into the air.

   "Where are you going?"

   "Follow the decree, drop by."

  She Hean pouted, too lazy to take care of Lu Bei, got up and walked towards the back kitchen.

The eldest princess, Changming, is not an ordinary princess. She has a title, a fief, and the identity of the emperor's sister. Lu Bei's mud legs can make her popularity half-dead. number.

   is also good, let him touch his nose, recognize his own weight, and be honest in the future.

   Arrive as scheduled, ask for a monthly pass by the way

   (end of this chapter)

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