Blue Screen Blues
/ Blue Screen Blues 45 Chapter 45: A Man's Pride is Nothing to Joke Abou
"So, Zephyr gave you this to hold on to?" He asked her.
"Yep. She told me it was yours, and I find it cute. So, I asked if I could wear it for a few days" She Responded back to him.
He lets go of the Neckless and they proceed to the wall project. The foreman when he saw Greena coming his way was shocked.
"Holy crap your alive! They told me you died! Thank Bunnell you're not!" He said as he Ran up to her and gave her a hug.
"My spell I used "Teleported" me out. It's a misconception that I "Died". But If you don't mind, can you clear the blast zone for me? I'll make this quick" She said in a dark sad tone.
"EVERYONE CLEAR AWAY FROM THE WALL!" he screamed 3 times in a row.
Everyone on the wall was repeating the message and everyone was walking away from it.
"So how much do we have left you want me to take down?" She asked him,
"We only have 40 more feet left. If you can Knock that down in 1 go, we can be out of here by 4pm. We can have teams 1 and teams 2 work together on the same side and get it completed" He tells her.
"Alright go ahead and mark the walls I need my parameters" She told him.
He smiles at her and walks up to the wall and Puts an X one end and another X 40 feet down the other end. Everyone stands behind her and she Casts Shadow blast on the wall. The walls come crashing down and everyone cheers at her sheer power and accuracy this time. She stayed in between the lines.
Then like clockwork after the Firework show, The System of Roles kick into gear. All the weaker Arcane mages start moving Rubble into the Water and Ryan Grabs his Trusty Shovel while the weak and lazy ass fire mages sit back and watch him level the foundation for the new blocks. 3 hours of Leveling the foundation with a whole lot more people its time to set down the blocks. He takes a break and a Fire mage female walks over to him. She appears to be around 37ish and had 2 of her friends near her.
"So, I heard your Womb broom's handle is Broken" The bitchy woman said to him.
Suddenly Ryan Remembers last night and slaps his hand against his face.
"No, it's not, I can assure you its as big as this hole in this wall" He told her while drinking one of the waters Liz made him.
All 3 of the women laugh at him. "In your dreams kid. Word Travels fast here" The woman said.
"Ok fine I am kidding. That girl was dared by Zephyr to say it. I know What I have I am not ashamed or hiding anything" He tells the woman.
The woman Rolls her eyes at him. And Grabs his crotch from the outside of his pants. This Woman judges what she has a hold of in her hands and gives her friends a thumbs up.
"He's telling the truth he's normal" The woman said to her friends.
Both the woman, and Also Ryan were shocked at how big this woman's Balls were. Especially on a Jobsite. Ryan doesn't even know what the hell just happened and walks away a little turned on.
He walks to other side of the wall and finds Liz and gets some more water from her. When she does that a Blonde Priest walks up to him and looks down at his pants.
"Is it true your "Action Jackson" is only the size of a small twig? She asked him in a Naive way.
Suddenly another woman walks by and heard her question.
"Hang on I was told his Herman von Longschlongenstein was the size of my pinky" a German sounding woman replied to her.
Liz was laughing at Ryan and he Himself was A little bit annoyed. He lets out a smile to throw them off and walks away from Liz with some water. He walks over to an Arcane mage that was Craining-in blocks to the Foundation and she just says "Don't even think about hitting on me. My future husband must be able to satisfy me all night long" The bitchy Woman in her Mid 20's said to him. He throws up his hands and says, "What the Fuck!" under his breath.
She puts the block in place, and he hardens it up.
"Hmm you hardened that block up pretty good, sucks you can't do that in Person" Another woman said while Walking by him.
Ryan was getting a little annoyed at this joke. He Sits back and lets more Arcane mages Bring in more blocks in numbers and lay them down. As he starts to Harden up more of the blocks more woman start talking shit.
"But I head his Clam hammer is the size of a feather pen" Another woman said as they pointed to him.
"No, I heard his Sir Richard and 2 Royals are the size of a Chestnut" Another Woman Replied back to her friend as they were moving debris into the water.
Ryan walks away from the wall and approaches Kyle who was making blocks.
"Hey dude, dumb question. Why is your sister such a moron?" He asks him politely.
"Ugg Sydney is her own person. I know Zephyr was talking shit, but My sister is easily Influenced like a newborn Duck. I've told all the guys about the Myth not being true, but you know how Woman are. They are savages. Hopefully it will blow over" He tells Ryan.
Ryan smiles and likes this reassurance.
He walks back and starts Hardening the Wet blocks. The blocks were starting to get stacked 3 high so he needs an Arcane mage to lift him up so he can do the upper tiers.
"Hey, I'll lift you up, and I won't let you down" a Woman said as she lifts him up to the air.
"But I doubt you can't say the same for me in bed though" The woman Said sarcastically as her friend gives, her a high-5
When he gets put down, he doesn't say a word to this bitch. He sits against the seawall and waits for more people to come and put blocks down.
A few women walk by and stare at his groin.
"I heard his Plumb Shaker is only the size of a Thimble" Another woman said as she walked by him.
Ryan Screams in annoyance as loud as he can at the woman around him.
All the woman go Silent and look at him.
"Hey, look he knows exactly how his last girlfriend felt after sex!" Liz screamed sarcastically. All the woman start laughing and he shoots her a pissed off look.
He starts Aggressively Hardening blocks. He then sees Sydney walking by the Jobsite and walks away from it. He walks up to her and grabs her hand.
"Remember last night?" He asked her with a Smile.
"Yes, I do, I just did what Zephyr asked me to do and told everyone a Lie. I am super sorry, but I want to get into heaven when I die" She told him.
He wants to hurt her really bad right now but can't. He can't hurt anyone this Stupid…
He shakes his head and walks away. He gets back to work Hardening blocks. All Day he heard countless Nicknames for a penis, and tons of creative References. When the last block was set in, everyone cheered. Everyone gathered around the foreman and he announced the project was over. Paychecks would be over by a Booth Ryan was stand next to. Everyone looks over at Ryan and Liz thought it was a good idea to pants him as a joke for Smashing Vedra. When she does so all the Woman who been talking shit shut up.
"Behold unto thee eyes My sisters! The Phallusy is a Lie!" Liz said while pointing to his junk. The woman all gasp.
"Property of Zephyr Sentry Thickmane No Trespassing?" A woman read out loud.
"Oh, he's dating Lady Thickmane. Hmm good for her" Another woman said. Suddenly Warren comes from behind him and pulls up his pants. Then taps him on the shoulder.
"We got a problem!" He told Ryan. He then Grabs him by the shirt and Drags him to Jail.
"But I didn't do anything! Liz pants' d me!" He screamed as he Drug him 2 blocks over to the jail.
Once he got into the jail, He was pushed into a Seat and then notices Queen Lake Giving him a pissed off look.
"The project is done, but that was Unacceptable!" Queen Lake screamed at him.
She gets up and looks out the window with her hands behind her back thinking of something.
"Look, The Woman were making a ton of Red Rocket jokes, and Liz thought it would be funny to pants me!" He cried out in Fear and Anger.
"Ya, No duh. I saw that. But you didn't have to Stand there all proud like that!" Queen Lake said while shaking her head.
"I'm Sorry. I wasn't thinking. Ever since that one Girl went around telling all the woman that I have a small Space Axe, I've been annoyed all day by all these jokes these savage women have been making. When Liz Pants' d me, I stood there happy because all the Woman would now know about the True Size of my Long Dong Silver" He told her in an Honest tone.
"Ya Well, it was rude to be showing your One-eyed Monster like that in public" She told him while still pissed off at him.
"Look Ryan, Penis jokes exist around these parts of town, but they're generally not all that big" Warren said while sitting at his desk.
"Look if you seen one Meat Scepter, you seen them all. My husband before he died Had a small Wedding Wrecker. But he didn't go out and show it to the world. Hell, if he did that I would have said "Off with his Head" She said with a Very serous tone.
Out of nowhere Zephyr teleports into the Jail with one of Queen Lakes Royal guard members.
"What's going on here?" She asked Queen Lake.
"Your "Pet" here has just been caught showing the whole town his Tuna Torpedo!" She tells Zephyr.
"Hang on here! No Liz Pants' d me!" He told Zephyr.
"Oh, he did, did he? Well I will take care of that Lady Lake. He won't show his Tunnel Tickler to anymore woman I promise you that" She told him. She grabs his arm and the Royal Guard Teleports him home with her.
When they Get to the door Zephyr was pissed, but when they get inside, Zephyr laughs her ass of in front of him
"Haha! You should of saw the look on your face Honey!" She said while dropping to the floor laughing.
'I knew that Bimbo was going to tell everyone about that, and so I told Liz, if you get annoyed enough pull down your pants and show everyone the mark of Zephyr. Now Everyone in town knows you belong to me! I can't be any happier my dear" She said while leading him upstairs.
"Ugg your so evil! But I have to admit that was smart" He told her as they walk upstairs.
"Like I said earlier, I think quick on my feet baby." She told him.
"Ya, but to be honest your joke made me have a bad day at work. All the woman were annoying me and judging me by the size of my "Sunny Day Real Estate" Because of you" He told her.
"Ya, Woman are savage like. I been in this town long enough how fast news spreads. Anyway, now that your wall project is complete, I want to service your Heat Seeking Moister Missile" She told him.
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"Oh, you do now" He said with a change of heart.
"Yes, I do. I want it like really bad!" She begged him.
"My Word still stands from last night. NO SEX. We gotta Wait a week. We can do everything else, but nothing is going inside your love Rug. Alrighty?" He tells her.
"Ugg you Gotta be Kidding me Ryan!" She said in frustration. They walk into the bedroom and they start making out again. He kiss's her all over her face and gets her going and all fired up. He then kiss's her neck and they start touch each other passionately. They Talk and kiss some more, for about an hour and a half. It was now around 5:30pm and Zephyr really wanted to explore something new tonight. She pulls down his pants and gets ready to go down on him, when Liz bursts through the door again.
"Zephyr Sorry to interrupt you, I know your about to Suck out his poison, but We need you in Staug city Right now!" She yells.
"Oh, my Fucking God Liz! You have to be kidding me! Will you fucking stop Barging in here like this?" She Screams at her.
"Sure, I'll work on it, but Tick tock! We need you both down here now!" She said with a sense of urgency.
Ryan Pulls up his pants and kiss's Zephyr on the Ear.
"Grab your Combat gear, we may be going to war!" She tells them. All of a sudden, they all kick into high gear. Ryan putts on his Black Red and Orange Robe, While Zephyr puts on her new Combat Gear her mother had made for her. Ryan grabs his Nightfire Blade and Zephyr Grabs the Daggers she stole from the demon the other night. Liz puts on her Purple combat robe she got from Vedra and grabs her staff as well. They all go downstairs and Kannell uses her Teleportation Rotation to bring them all into town.
Chapter end
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