Back Off, Let Me Come Chapter 302

  Chapter 302 302: Beggar【Ask for a monthly ticket】

   "Ji Shou, do you think this idea works?"

  Kang Shi nodded and said, "Naturally."

  Although this inspiration is just a temporary idea of ​​the lord, it is indeed feasible. Whether it is holding a market, holding a lantern festival, or holding a "sports meeting" in the mouth of the lord, the essence is to enliven the lively atmosphere and boost the people's livelihood and economy.

  The protagonist's idea is novel and has these elements, so it can be adopted naturally, and other links can be gathered for discussion.

but-

   From this, we can see that the protagonist is very playful.

  Kang Shi thought about this, and couldn't help but smile slightly.

"Then what game do you think is both fun and beautiful?" Shen Tang really didn't know much about entertainment and sports in this world, so he murmured to himself, "There must be a very fierce confrontation process, and it is best before the outcome comes out. The onlookers can't even guess it! By the way, and the most important point, it is not allowed to use martial energy or literary energy, and only rely on the physical body to fight..."

   Otherwise, there is no suspense about the outcome, and it is easy to cause large-scale damage, lose control of the situation, and accidentally injure the audience.

  Kang Shi thought about it for a while: "Such as throwing pots and archery, polo and Cuju, Shuanglu Liubo, shooting over the winnowing money and fighting the herbs?"

  Shen Tang: "..."

  Good guy, Kang Shi is also good at playing.

   It's just that what he said, many of them are loved by literati, refined scholars, and children of aristocratic families. Generally speaking, they are not down-to-earth!

  For ordinary people who don't understand, it doesn't look interesting. And what Shen Tang needs is competition, collision, confrontation, and passion, so that the common people in the audience can't help but want to shout, roar, and even copy bricks to fight in the end!

Shen Tang muttered: "Apart from what you mentioned, apart from archery, polo and cuju, which are decent, other things are not as good as throwing a handkerchief to arouse the atmosphere. For the common people, if you let them watch two groups of people make appointments, it is better than watching a few people throw pots and shoot. fun..."

  Kang Shi carefully pondered the meaning of his lord.

  He doesn't understand, isn't this fun?

  I feel okay when I am healthy.

  Shen Tang asked back: "Do you really think those are fun?"

  Kang Shi: “…”

  Shen Tang's original intention was to say that these games are not very fun, but when Kang Shi thought of games with a gambling nature like Shuanglu Liubo, he had a bad gaming experience, and his face was a little unhappy. Like a heart-piercing knife, he was "dripping with blood".

   The game is a good game...

   It's just that his scribes are too bad.

   The game experience is extremely bad.

  Hey, it's still interesting to play cards with all kinds of beauties.

   Winning or losing is not important, the important thing is to feast your eyes.

   "Forget it, let me do it." Shen Tang was full of fighting spirit, rolled up his sleeves, "I'll teach you how to play!"

  Kang Shi: “…”

  He seems to be able to foresee his cousin Qishan's stinky face and resentful eyes, and he will inevitably be scolded.

  What are you scolding?

  Call him for misleading his son_(:з)∠)_

The two passed through the low-rise buildings where the poor and the common people gathered, and when they were about to turn a corner in an alley, Shen Tang seemed to have a feeling, and turned sideways to avoid it. of an arm.

  The other arm of this person is reaching his waist.

  The target is the jade ornament worn by Shen Tang.

   This black and thin figure didn't seem to expect that he would be arrested. While being arrested, he reacted extremely quickly and struggled, scratching Shen Tang's face and eyes with his long nails with thick dirt.

  Shen Tang subconsciously leaned back to avoid, but did not let go of the restraint.

  Kang Shi grabbed Sombra's collar with one hand.

   As a result, there were two dirty footprints on his chest.

   Although this black and thin figure is not tall or burly, he is not small in kicking. Seeing that he fell into the hands of an adult man, a trace of panic flashed across his face, and he opened his throat to call for help.

   "Help, the abductor has ripped off someone's clothes—"

  The voice of this person is extremely high-pitched and piercing.

  Healthy suffers close range attack, eardrum itches.

   "Shut up, what are you yelling!"

  He subconsciously shouted.

   As a result, the struggling black shadow scratched the back of the arm and hand, and the wound quickly broke and turned red, with blood dripping out. He gasped in pain, suspecting that what he had caught was not a human but a feral wild cat. When the nearby common people heard the movement, they picked up their things to come over, and surrounded Shen Tang and the two with wary eyes.

  Kang Shi let go and left Sombra behind.

   As soon as Heiying's black and red cracked feet landed on the ground, he slid into the crowd of common people, trying to escape in the chaos.

   As a result, he tripped over something heavily and fell to the ground before he could move his feet. Wen Qi **** the little thief tightly.

  The words in Sombra's mouth changed again.

   "...The Zhang family came out to harm people again!"

   "...The beasts are out to catch people again!"

  As soon as these words came out, the common people who had just retreated because of their literary spirit all had fierce eyes. Before Kang Shi could explain anything, Shen Tang saw a skinny old woman holding a full tiger's cub and splashing it on them vigorously.

   "Die!"

  The old woman looked ferocious.

  Shen Tang's eyes were sharp and his hands quickly grabbed Kang Shi and retreated.

  As the turbid yellow and smelly liquid spilled on the ground, a strong stench hit his face, and one or two drops splashed on the corner of Kang Shi's clothes.

  Seeing what it was, Kang Shi and the two of them turned dark as if ink had been splashed on an inkstone. His eyes were sharp, Kang Shi didn't hesitate, and pulled out the sword at his waist with a bang.

  As Kang Shi's sharp sword was unsheathed, the atmosphere was tense.

  No matter how good Shen Tang's temper is, sparks would appear.

   Inexplicably being targeted by a thief, seeing through the thief's tricks and being framed, and now being attacked by the common people with a tiger full of overnight urine-what, do you really think that if there are many people, you can bully the few? Seeing this, the common people who came up were afraid that they would become the souls of Kang Shi's sword, and one person was even more stern, threatening: "You two, don't mess around, the county guard will not let you go!"

  Shen Tang almost laughed angrily when he heard this.

"Yeah?"

   There have been sharp-eyed people sneaking away to rescue soldiers.

   As a result, the rescuers who moved in were the little officials who were one step ahead. Hearing that the "legacy" of local snakes had harmed the common people, the little officials tensed up instantly, and ordered a few servants to rush over.

  The expected **** scene did not happen, and there was no sign of escape from a fight. He almost thought that he had been raped by the common people.

   It is important to know that the government has issued a high-value arrest warrant for the "legacy of poison". From time to time, common people will come to report, but nine times out of ten it is false, and some common people even collude with their families to make false accusations in order to cheat rewards. Severe reprimand several times, but no corrections have been made.

  The same trick this time?

   "What about people?"

   The clerk asked with an unkind expression.

  The old woman who splashed the tiger came out.

   Raising his finger and pointing in one direction, he said, "It's over there."

   These two thieves are so arrogant!

   I wonder if the sky in Fugu City has changed?

  The little official became suspicious, and secretly said, "That's weird."

   If the "legacy" would obediently wait for them to send someone over, they would have escaped long ago. The little official followed the instructions of the old woman and the common people, and then - saw two stinky faces, even the curves of frowning and pursing lips were similar!

  The little official's scalp was numb: "...Shen, Shen..."

  Shen Tang said: "Why is it heavy?"

  Kang Shi saw the little official coming over, so he put the blade of the sword back into the scabbard—he was really angry just now, and had the intention to kill, but in the end he suppressed his emotions, what is the fuss with these common people?

  He Yin is a place of poor mountains and bad waters, and it is only normal that troublemakers are everywhere.

   Facing Shen Tang's anger, the little official didn't dare to speak again.

  Kang Shi manipulated his literary energy and threw a ball of smelly things to him, the petty official subconsciously reached out to catch it, the stench that hit his face almost sent him to see the King of Hades, and his hands were also stained with fishy filth. The little official looked disgusted and wanted to throw the things out.

   Finally endured it.

   Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a dirty child.

  This child is very fierce, and he is restless in his hands. He opens his mouth to bite when he catches the opportunity, and the little official is almost bitten.

   He's seen a lot of these kids.

  There are many such children in Fugu City.

  They don't have parents, and they cheat and steal everywhere in order to make a living. Could it be that they stole from Shen Jun and his wife?

   This terrible idea sprouted in the little official's mind. Looking at the hatred, disgust, or surprise in the eyes of these common people towards the two of Shen Jun, the little official has guessed the truth in a wild way.

   "Where can I get this reward?"

  There is a middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He is dressed in rags and squeezes away the others. He rubs his hands and asks the little official.

   If he gets close, the little official will suffer.

   First attacked by the stench, and then by the man's bad breath, I wish I could faint on the spot, and it's over.

  He said angrily: "Reward? What reward?"

  The man was dissatisfied with the attitude of the little official, and his expression was a bit ferocious: "I have made meritorious service! If you dare to covet my meritorious service, I will sue you!"

   "Okay, if you have the guts to deal with what you have!" Turning around, he threw the biting beggar to the others, and waved, "Take it away!"

  Shen Tang didn't want to be called to reveal his identity, so the petty official didn't expose it. Everyone thought that Shen Tang and the two were the "Zhang family villains who picked people's clothes" in the beggar's mouth, and they all looked contemptuously. If it wasn't for the fact that the little officials were there, I wish I could throw some more shit.

   It was the beggar who was very emotional.

   Spit and curse in the direction of Shen Tang.

  Hey, don't mention it, the vocabulary of swearing is quite rich.

  Maybe it's because he spends a lot of time in the market, and he can spit out all kinds of dirty words, and it's even more basic to call himself father, mother, and ancestor.

  The little official was terrified when he heard this.

  Before leaving, the little official said cautiously: "Mr. Shen?"

  He was quite afraid of Shen Tang.

   Although Shen Jun is not tall and young, the scene of killing seven families and their minions on the high platform in a row, with heads arranged neatly left an indelible psychological shadow in his heart. I am afraid that Shen Tang will kill those common people in a fit of anger.

  Shen Tang said: "Go back."

  The little official cupped his hands and said, "Wei."

  The beggar who was cursing Shen Tang in a fancy way looked at it, and was immediately dumbfounded. Hearing the cursing in his ears stopped, Shen Tang turned his head and glanced at Qi'er indifferently. Beggar met her eyes, shrank her shoulders, and subconsciously took a step back.

  Shen Tang sneered: "Now you know you're afraid?"

   Beggar opened his mouth, but said nothing.

  Shen Tang asked the little official to give the beggar a pair of straw sandals.

  The little official said: "Yes..."

  Shen Tang's expression was indifferent: "Just give it, I'm not small enough to argue with a beggar. However, stealing, hurting people and slandering others is true. Take it back and lock it up for a few days, so that you can remember it well."

   This beggar's feet are extremely dirty, at first glance he thought they were black and red. Upon closer inspection, I realized that the black is filth, and the red is the open chilblain wound. Different from the overall skinny, a pair of ankles are particularly bloated and thick.

   It made people lose their temper.

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I'm really going to be mad at AKKO's keyboard, which is limited to the year of the tiger. The letter keys suddenly failed, and I said it was necessary to install the driver. After downloading the driver, there was a problem with the wired link. I kept telling me that there was a problem with my operation—I TM , Is there any operation required to plug in a cable? Updating the driver requires a wired connection, but their keyboard's wired connection is not working. There is a problem, and the driver needs to be installed... What about the matryoshka dolls? ? ?

   Gan, I was delayed for half an hour because of this shit, and I can only make up the remaining 1,000 words tomorrow.

  (end of this chapter)

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