Back Off, Let Me Come Chapter 1076

Chapter 1076 Chapter 1076: Reversal of civil and military affairs (5) [Asking for monthly votes]

Zhen Guanxi opened his mouth to beg for mercy and seek a way out. Unexpectedly, Lin Daiyu had quick eyes and quick hands, so she slapped him in the mouth, causing his nose to become crooked and his yellow teeth to fall out. Lin Daiyu shouted angrily again: "You have settled down, but now it's too late to beg for mercy."]

  【"You want to beg for mercy, but the Sa family won't spare you!"】

　　【After that, the delicate woman punched Zhen Guanxi to the flesh again, until Zhen Guanxi's eyes were black and his head was watery. The sky was dark and the ground was dark, and the figures were dim. Zhen Guanxi only thought that his ancestors and grandma were here together. Which of the onlookers would dare to persuade me? Just stop together. 】

【Lin Daiyu's anger was still lingering, and she punched Zhen Guanxi one after another until Zheng Daguan kicked off his legs and stuck out his tongue. There was no trace of heat in his mouth and nose, and he stood on the ground. When everyone saw this, they knew that someone was going to die, but they didn't dare to say anything for fear of offending the female Rakshasa and becoming the next Zheng Butcher, and they all started to scatter like birds and beasts. Upon seeing this, Lin Daiyu let go of her hand, ate the remaining half of the bowl of wine, and walked away gracefully. 】

　　【A crowd of onlookers were astonished, wondering what the relationship was between the woman who beat people to death with her bare hands and the butcher in that town. This matter would have to be discussed in detail three days ago. It turns out that Lin Nujun is a foreigner who came here three days ago. Her ancestral home is Taixu County, Guanchou County, Lihen Prefecture...]

Gu Chi was minding his own nonsense there.

It is said that Lin Daiyu worshiped the chief commander of the 800,000-strong naval force and had the ambition to help the country. However, the court was unethical and the fatuous leader Wu Xian was nepotistic and allowed his heirs to seize the throne and fight among themselves. All the eight lands belong to the aristocratic family. In such a huge royal court, the total number of private households is less than 700,000, and the number of hidden households is no less than 5 million. In addition, the eunuchs and relatives are involved, how can the life of the common people in the world be ended in dire straits?

Lin Daiyu felt deeply dark and resigned from office.

On the way back home, I encountered wind and snow and arrived at a desolate mountain temple.

On a snowy night, Daiyu and the chivalrous girl Xue Baochai did not know each other until they fought.

Xue Baochai saw Lin Daiyu uprooting a weeping willow tree and was amazed that there was such a magical power in the world, so he became sworn sisters and invited Daiyu to join the Jinling Army. He followed the example of his predecessor Zhang Jiao and joined the army to seek peace in the world. Although Daiyu was very excited, she still couldn't let go of her handsome husband Jia Baoyu. Xue Baochai sighed after hearing this. It's a pity that a good lady has ambitions in all directions. How can she give up her ambition for a mere man? As soon as my mind moved, I had some wonderful ideas.

Daiyu didn't know, so she went on her way.

I passed by a tea shop and saw a mother and son who were singing and singing. They couldn't stop crying. I asked curiously, and then I learned about the evil deeds of Butcher Zheng. This man was really crazy and greedy for the old woman, and wanted to use power to occupy them. When the attempt failed, the mother and son were bullied, and the mother and son lost their composure because of their sadness. Lin Daiyu was furious when she saw that the old woman was in her prime. Holding the pole and drawing the halberd, he went to find the butcher to bring bad luck.

He took action with righteousness and eliminated a big cancer for the people of this county.

Two flowers bloom, one on each side.

The husband of the Lin family, Baoyu, also had another "adventurous encounter".

Gu Chi talked a little bit in the east and a little in the west, starting from Lin Daiyu's punching to suppress Guanxi, to her killing a tiger with her bare hands in Jingyanggang for eighteen bowls of spirit wine, and then talking nonsense about three men and three women of the Jinling Army trying to test the love of jade, and even that The story of Ximen Dalang, a cake seller, who seduces a husband who lives alone.

In conclusion-

Lin Daiyu returned to her hometown and fought a **** road.

Jia Baoyu couldn't stand Xue Baochai's fishing and law enforcement, and lost his chastity.

When Lin Daiyu returned home, she saw that Ximen Qing was disheveled and ran away from home in a hurry, even forgetting to take away the burden of cooking cakes. Baoyu burst into tears. Daiyu was so sad and angry that she angrily joined the Jinling Army and became a tiger general under the Jinling Army General Shen Tang.

 The content of Gu Chi's inner voice was expressed in an ups and downs.

 Shen Tang's face turned green when he heard that he still had a role to play.

How dare you entertain yourself before the battle?

Also, what kind of ghost stories are he telling? After all, he is a storyteller, why can't he be more disciplined? Did you know that if his story is posted on the cobweb of What is CNKI, it will be marked red in a big way if it is checked for plagiarism? Respect copyright.

 Gu Chi obviously has no so-called copyright awareness.

Lin Daiyu joined the Jinling Army, Wu Xian was the faint leader, and Shen Tang was the leader of the rebellion; Lin Daiyu broke out of the stone and caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace for five hundred years, and Shen Tang was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, who was dressed in flesh and blood, leading eight million monsters in the world. Hit the spiritual mountain and overturn the sky.

 All in all, none of the stories are normal.

Ordinary soldiers have never seen or heard these stories, but they just lamented that this Lin woman has beautiful skills, but her temperament is too loose and free. Then I thought about it, after all, he is the chief instructor of the 800,000-strong navy, so it would be abnormal not to be strict and bloody.

 What is the title of head coach?

have no idea.

 But they understand eight hundred thousand.

Eight hundred thousand naval troops, not to mention Gao Guo, Kang Guo and Gao Guo combined could not even make up half of it. One can imagine how heroic this lady Lin is. It's different for the children of Wu Xian and other aristocratic families. They clearly know that the prototypes of these stories all originate from the Thief Star. Although Thief Star only shows fragments of the story, it can also give a glimpse of the original grandeur and excitement of the entire story.

Gu Chi is shameless, and he is so pretentious.

The patchwork of things distorts the character's personality.

 This made everyone feel like they were having trouble.

 Wanted to ignore it completely, but was afraid that Gu Chi would turn around and use external confidence to help Yu Zi cheat; if he listened carefully, he was really sorry for his own ears and blaspheming the classics of words and spirits. The feeling was somewhere between wanting to vomit but not to the point of vomiting. Acid water surged up from time to time, and the bitterness soaked into the throat. Not to mention nausea.

 “I can't bear it anymore, I really can't bear it anymore!”

 “Kang Guo Shuzi's methods are really shameless!”

Occasionally there were a few chest-slapping sounds, and some people even said bitterly: "Daiyu, why do you look like that..."

 That man in Kangguo is really sick.

Not only did Daiyu kill people, but also how she killed them in detail, such as hitting the person's head with a fist as big as a bowl. The punch was so powerful that the person's mouth clapped.

Those who react slowly may not understand why there are two mouths at first.

When you see your colleagues looking at your butt, a lingering and eye-catching image immediately comes to mind, which is very torturous.

Gu Chi doesn't feel guilty at all.

He was just talking casually to get a feel for the next Newspeak book, and he was only talking in his heart, and he didn't open his mouth to shout it so that the whole world would know? Whether you like to listen or not, you will be put down if you don't listen. Speaking of which, other people listened to his thoughts, but he hadn't complained yet.

 While Gu Chi poisoned his enemies, he also poisoned his own people.

 He ​​was so angry that someone took a booklet out of his sleeve and stuffed it into his arms.

 “Read your own.”

 Stop ruining the classics of Yanling.

Gu Chi looked down at the book with a weird look on his face - it was a story book that he had handed over to the bookstore for printing, or it was one of the few autographed collections that sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves - and then he looked up at the angry and furious man whose hair was about to catch fire. , finally said reluctantly. He opened the booklet and read it in his heart. Even if it was like this, he was not going to settle down.

I am a temporary drama for the end.

However, the content of this book is quite explosive - it tells the story of a couple who are models of love in the outside world. After completing the task of carrying on the family line, they each find lovers outside, give birth to a son and a daughter, and raise them separately until the legitimate son and daughter reach the age to discuss marriage. , the couple took the foreign concubine home as their adopted son and daughter. Unexpectedly, the couple confessed too late. The children of the foreign concubine had deep feelings with their legitimate brothers and sisters respectively. They would not marry anyone who is not a Qing, and would not marry if they were not a monarch. After some sadomasochism, the tragic story of the four of them finally got their legs tied together.

 The content is outrageous and over the top.

 Gu Chi improvised and added a few extra bits of information - the husband in the couple is looking for his mother-in-law, who has been missing for many years, and the wife is looking for her father-in-law, who was drafted into the army and lost his memory due to an accident in his early years. So, what should the four children call each other?

When the issue of Gu Chi came up, how many people were confused.

  Shen Tang: “…”

She didn't even figure out the relationship between the rickshaw at the entrance of the supermarket. How could she figure out something so complicated? You can't think about this kind of problem, you'll get lost in your thoughts whenever you think about it. Even if they knew they were on a battlefield, it would be difficult for them to be serious if they were too bloody.     “Um, so what should I call it?”

 This question was asked not only by Shen Tang, but also by Yu Zi.

But she was asking the enemy general who couldn't concentrate.

From the moment Gu Chi started telling **** stories, he was forced to retreat by Yu Zi. Every time he wanted to abandon his distracting thoughts and counterattack Yu Zi, Gu Chi would stop telling **** stories and start helping Yu Zi cheat to regain her disadvantage. The enemy general could only pay attention to his voice again, and after gaining a slight upper hand, Gu Chi started telling **** stories again...

 Back and forth, back and forth.

 The state of Gao's generals' mentality collapsed.

 Not long after, he was chopped **** by Yu Zi.

 “Shu Zi is bullying me!”

Even if a courageous warrior has a strong recovery ability, losing too much blood will lead to a rapid decline in physical strength. The generals of Gao Kingdom soon became uncomfortable with excessive blood loss. But in his heart, he always wanted to repay the kindness of the patriarch Wu Xian, and he also knew the importance of this battle. He must endure it and win it no matter the cost!

Yu Zi slowly got started and found the feeling of killing people.

　　said mockingly: "It's your aunt who bullied you."

How is it natural for a grandma to beat her grandson?

 The blades and light blades burst out at close range, slashing towards the opponent's door together. He wasn't afraid of being caught by the other party, so he just kicked him in the heart. Yu Zi used a lot of force in this kick, but he didn't learn the skills of a warrior, so he only kicked the person half a foot away.

The other half of this half foot is rolled by inertia.

Wei Shou and others were all numb at the sight.

"With Weiheng's reserve of martial energy and level of courage, I can kick him at least ten feet away with this kick. If he can't fly, he owes me." Qian Yong looked at Yu Zi's legs. They were not short either. Ah, "Look at the scribes and generals, they can really tell people's innermost feelings..."

Wei Shou's mouth expresses the word "mean" vividly: "This is the difference between an eight-year-old naughty boy and an eighty-year-old man peeing in the wind. One can pee three feet in the wind, and the other can wet his crotch."

  Shen Tang: “…”

 The style of this battle is such that it cannot be fought no matter what.

Yu Zi on the other side also realized that his kick was not very effective, so he immediately put away his sword and transformed into a spear. This move even made the generals and other generals hold their foreheads in unison. Martial energy can indeed produce a variety of weapons. Except for Yun Ce, a spear enthusiast who specializes in one weapon, other generals will dabble in other weapons in addition to their majors to deal with special situations.

Hence, it is normal to switch weapons while fighting.

 It's just that weapons are transformed by martial energy, and switching between two weapon forms can easily lead to a moment of being defenseless. Experienced warriors will seize the opportunity to deliver a fatal blow to the enemy. Dare to switch weapons at will, either because you have great confidence in your own strength, or because the enemy is temporarily delayed from attacking you. Apart from this, no general has the courage to seek death.

Yu Zi not only switched, she also switched in front of the enemy general who was half a foot away from her. At this distance, any experienced martial artist could teach Yu Zi how to behave. However, Yu Zi's opponent was also a novice and didn't react so quickly.

When he wanted to seize the opportunity, Yu Zi had already stabbed him with a spear.

 The tip of the gun plunged into the mud almost against his brow.

The gun body was too long, and Yu Zi struggled to pull it out, so he simply lifted it up with force. The tip of the gun picked up sand and dust from the soil and hit the enemy general's eyes. The enemy general rolled over to avoid it, and Yu Zi approached with a gun.

 One pick, the other roll.

 The distance it rolled was farther than Yu Zi's kick.

Wu Xian watched the battle and doubted his life.

His insistence on winning back a victory may have been a wrong decision. Not only did the morale of the three armies fail to be boosted, but it was also visibly sluggish, and the drumbeats to boost morale failed to restore it. The only good thing is that the same problem also appeared in Kang Guo.

 One shot, two shots and three shots, one roll, two rolls and three rolls.

Qian Yong yawned with his left hand, scratched his thigh with his right hand, and said bitterly: "Not only are the eunuchs indifferent now when they go to the brothel, but I will also wither... Gu Wangchao, why don't you say something meaty? Morale is low, so give it a try. Exciting to listen to.”

 His suggestion naturally cannot be adopted.

 Gu Chi chose to refuse.

　　Even though the society has died, I still want to save some face.

Qian Yong curled his lips and said he was being serious.

It just so happened that at this time, his own army, which had been silent all the time, suddenly erupted into a burst of cheers that resounded through the sky. The sound penetrated directly into his eardrums, frightening him so much that he woke up. Looking up, he saw Yu Zi whistle. As soon as the whistle sounded, the war horse, which was still walking slowly on the battlefield, chewing weeds and spitting them out, raised its head and galloped towards her.

Yu Zifei got on his horse.

 Qian Yong noticed that the weapon in her hand turned into a whip.

 The other end of the whip is wrapped around a person's neck.

 The owner of the neck grasped the whip with both hands, regardless of the sharp blade embedded in the whip itself. As the whip tightened, the knife drew blood from his hands and neck. He struggled to escape, but the war horses had long been bored, and whenever there was work, they would rush towards the army with all their strength. The sudden acceleration forced the whip to tighten, his vision turned black, and his body was dragged for several feet.

 An arrow shot out of the sky.

 As soon as it flew into the air, it was intercepted by another arrow.

Shen Tang put down his bow and arrow and complained: "The bow and arrow are not martial arts. The range is too short. I almost missed it."

 Fortunately, the accuracy is enough.

After a while, Yu Zi dragged the person back.

 She laughed heartily: "I won!"

The enemy has been strangled unconscious.

 This is also the most aggrieved military commander ever captured.

After Shen Tang complained, he congratulated Yu Zi: "Wei Heng fought well in this battle! Who will be next? It's better to fight with passion."

Jimo Qiu was about to stand up.

Naihe was beaten to the throne by Chu Yao: "Come here, minister."

Ning Yan also followed suit: "I invite you to fight."

Lin Feng looked at the ground thoughtfully, and there seemed to be a trace of hesitation in his eyes. After some thought, he resisted the urge to go into battle and ask for a fight.

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