An Incompetent Explorer Who Failed to Make His High School Debut but Mastered Being a Human Being Chapter 79

Episode 079 The Satou Family Makes a Fuss

My house stands in a rice field. It's an old house around here, and it's a relatively normal house in this area that has a lot of land and mountains.(TN:Because Normal Person(Fuhito) has to live in a Normal House, right?)

“I'm home.”

I open the door of my house and go inside.

“Shia, come inside.”

“Hmm.”

I open the door, urge Shia to enter the room, wait for her to enter, and then close the door.

“Oh, welcome back …”

When I closed the door and turned around into the house, my mother lost her words on the way to meet me and dropped the carrot she had in her hand that she was about to use for cooking onto the floor.

What's wrong?

Didn't I say I was bringing Shia?

“I'm home, Mom. Is something wrong?”

“No, Fuhito … You said you were bringing a friend, but …”

When I tilt my head, she says something with a stunned expression.

I don't think there's anything strange with that …

“It smells like Onii-chan!! Oh, Onii-chan!! Welcome back …”

My sister tried to jump down the stairs from the second floor and jumped at me, but for some reason she also stiffened before taking the step.

Their faces are looking towards Shia.

“What's wrong with both of you?”

I tilt my head without knowing what is going on. After a brief silence at the front door, the silence was suddenly broken.

“Fuhito brought a giiiiiiirl!!”

“My Onii-chan brought a womaaaaaaan!!”

The two shout out loud with an astonished expression with extremely wide eyes.

“No, I told you I'd bring my friend, right?”

“Usually you think of a boy when you say friend!”

I asked them for their consent and I don't know why they're so surprised, and my Mom rushed at me.

“No, didn't I say that?”

“I didn't hear that!””

Mom approaches me.

It doesn't matter if it's a man or woman because it's a friend … No, are Shia and I friends in the first place? I feel that a boss and employee is more correct than that.

“My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman … My Onii-chan brought a woman …”

Nanami is muttering something like a stuck record, losing the light in her eyes.

“Was coming here bad?”

“No, no, that's not the case!!”

Shia is so depressed that I can see it. Her ahoge is also wilted. I give an exaggerated follow-up to the girl in an attempt to raise her spirits.

What the hell are my Mom and Nanami doing?

Even though they gave the OK, Shia's feeling down because of their strange attitudes.

“Mom?”

“Oh, you being here isn't bad? Don't worry because it's this stupid boy who's bad!!”

When I stare at her, she tries to smooth it over in a panic by making me the one at fault.

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Did I do something wrong?

I just didn't say the gender of my friend.

Nanami isn't returning from her strange world.

“Anyway, this girl is Katsuragi Alexia. My classmate with whom I am diving into the dungeon together.”

“Hmm, Fu-kun is taking care of me. Please call me Shia.”

Shia who was watching, speaks with an unnaturally polite speech that is so clear and easy to understand.

You should just talk like you normally do.

“Oh, sorry, I was confused. Don't worry, I'll rebuke this idiot later. And then, Shichan you said? Don't overdo it and talk like normal. Did this idiot cause you any trouble?”

“Hmm, I'm the one troubling him.”

After my Mom glared at me for a moment, she asked Shia with a bright smile, and Shia shook her head in denial.

Hmm … I'm glad she didn't think it was annoying for the time being.

“Is that so? This idiot has had strong convicions for a long time, I'm sorry if he caused you trouble.”

“Hmm. It's okay because he saved me.”

“Yes, that's good.”

Mom apologized to Shia while looking at me with a troubled expression. Shia holds her fist in front of her chest and replies with a rough nasal sound, and Mom, who understood that it wasn't a lie, breathed a sigh of relief.

“Is there a room to stay in?'

“No problem. We have a guest room that I prepared.”

“I'm glad you did. Should I bring your luggage there?”

“Hmm.”

When I asked my Mom about the room, there seems to be no problem, so I took off my shoes and went inside.

“Oh? By the way, you guys aren't carrying any luggage, right?”

“Oh, I'll explain later, but I've got the power to store our luggage in another space, so I'll bring it there.”

I briefly explain to my Mom, who puts her hand on her cheek and tilts her head in puzzlement that we are coming empty-handed.

Since I trust my family, I've decided to talk openly about what happened as an explorer, and I'll talk about Luck later.

“Hey, don't you have such a great ability.”

“Well, it's not my own ability. For the time being, can I guide Shia to the guest room?”

“Okay. Shichan, think of it as your own home and relax, alright?”

“Hmm, thank you.”

Shia also takes off her shoes, arranges them neatly, and tries to follow me to the guest room.

“I won't give my Onii-chan to a female fox like you!”

However, Nanami, who had been in a world somewhere far away, hugged me form the side and threatened Shia like a dog.

“As I said before, Nanami, Shia and I aren't like that.”

“Nooooooo, my Onii-chan is miiiiiiine!”

I tried to tell Nanami, but she hugged me tightly and refused to let go.

After that it took a lot of time to persuade Nanami.

At the time, I managed to calm her down by promising to take her to an amusement park during Golden Week and to sleep with her.

“Haa …”

Everyone … Aki, Obsan, Mom, and Nanami, why do they all misunderstand …

I sighed deeply and grieved about the uncertanties of life.

Chapter end

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