Me: what is valuable about me?

Worldly Logically Odd system: You have time and you can do valuable deeds with time

Me: can I get stuff with it?

Worldly Logically Odd system: Yes you use that time to work and earn stuff

Me: do I have to work?

Worldly Logically Odd system: Of course you are always working even right now

Me: oh then am I losing time?

Worldly Logically Odd system: of course your are you are wasting it though but it is not that wasted because you are gaining knowledge

Me: when can I grow up?

Worldly Logically Odd system: ... ;-; when you work or wait or even just think

Me: I am only 9

Worldly Logically Odd system: oh then your time has not come yet to receive your "Gift"

Me: Do I have to work for it?

Worldly Logically Odd system: ;-; you already earned it but your time is not right yet good bye no more questions

Me: can I have some ranch Dressing

Worldly Logically Odd system: No good bye

Me: but you said no more questions and you still answered

Worldly Logically Odd system: did you just deceive me

Me: no I just asked a question I did not make you do it and I did not say I will do anything or not do anything

Worldly Logically Odd system: I hate you master

Me: what are you

Worldly Logically Odd system: I am a system meant to help your ...

Me: help my what?

Worldly Logically Odd system: Question Denied

Me: hey hey

Me: ?

Worldly Logically Odd system: ... good bye

Me: bye...

Worldly Logically Odd system: bye...

Me: bye?

Worldly Logically Odd system: ...

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