’Fuck This…’ was my first thought I had just woken up after a hellish first week at work Apparently I had to work an unpaid overtime every Friday due to a legal loophole in my new job which is shit At least I managed to stop those pricks at work from hitting on me The look on their faces heh I got up from my stained mattress with a yawn as I walked to my bathroom I lived in a small apartment and I still only barely could afford the rent The walls where off white, and there where trash bags every where and I had to manoeuvre through the apartment to the bathroom I started to undress and threw the clothes somewhere to the side, as I put on the shower, cold of course, hot water is for the rich I put on some 3 in one shampoo/conditioner/shower gel and rubbed thoroughly After I eventually finished my shower and put on an over sized plain white shirt and a pair of black boxers and looked at the mirror I had a very feminine face, I was 5’2’’ and had naturally curly neck length almond-like hair, I was of skinny-ish build, being mildly malnourished I grabbed my toothbrush as I looked through the cupboard for some toothpaste and I started brushing my teeth ‘Left, right, left, right, up, down, up, down’ I spit out and washed his mouth with water, then spitting it out again Before I wandered back to his bed and started to lie down staring at the roof, bored as hell So bored in fact that I started to count the paint drop things on the ceiling ‘1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10’ I thought before I started to doze off again… I woke up But I wasn’t in my room, I was in a white box? But was it really a box? I couldn’t really see an end But in front of me was a receptionist and a desk, behind him was a golden gate I walked over to the receptionist, it was a man, he had long and flowing golden blonde hair and was of large build, he had a handsome face he was wearing nothing but a toga and there was a halo above his head with wings on his back, he also had some glasses on his face “Hello?” I asked the angel as he looked up from his computer with a slightly annoyed look “Ah, Ues, Hello, Please Just Go On Through, and yes, this is heaven” He said before going back to his computer “Excuse me Sir” “What” he said as he looked at me, still facing his computer “There must be someone you've confused me for” “What…?” The angel now said as he slowly turned to me with a slightly serious look on his face ”If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform, I really Don’t Belong Here” I said in a slight rush “Sorry, What?” He said obviously confused I really didn’t know why I said that to be honest, kind of like a gut reaction “Wait a minute…” the angel said “ you are Celina, Right?” “No, My name is ■■■■■■” I said, but my name was bleeped out ‘Bleeped out? Why is that? That’s…strange’ The Angels Eyes widened “Just stay right there, sir” He said as he started to tense up, becoming more polite, I was just a little confused as started to look around I looked to my right and saw an orange block speeding at us, I froze and when the orange block hit us it kept moving as if we weren’t there, but then immediately it stopped, and we were in a well furnished orange room And there was a couch behind me “Please, sit down, Sir” the angel said as he went to his computer, and started to rapidly typing, and I did as he said, the couch was amazingly comfy, but something disturbed me about all of this, it seemed so familiar, so…normal to me, so much So that i didn’t question anything that has happened ‘Come to think of it, how did I die?’ “Mr ■■■■■■, You’re going to be reincarnated again” he said “Excuse Me Sir” I said “can you explain what’s happening right now?” “Ah, yes of course sir” he said as he went down into his drawer, and pulled out a document and started to read it “Your name is ■■■■■■, and you are being punished by Zephyrion, he’s the God of Reincarnation , in your first life, you disobeyed Zephyrion and as such, you have been punished for 194 thousand years and today marks the last day of your punishment” The Angel said awkwardly as finally stopped typing on his keyboard “This punishment was carried out as thousands upon thousand of Reincarnations, each of them being filled with sadness, and also making you have a heart attack whenever you became dull to the pain, or when things start to go your way” the angel said “this is the last day of your punishment, but the thing is, Zephyrion was clouded by anger in the moment, making the length of the punishment extremely long” “And with time, Zephyrion started to Heavily regret the punishment, but he couldn’t stop it, no matter what he did” the angel continued “and now that the punishment had ended he decided to reincarnate you again but this time with happy life” The Angel Finished “Can I ask you something” I said “Yes?” The Angel said “Where am I going to reincarnate?” I asked “You can choose” the Angel said “You can choose from fictional pieces of media as well” “All fictional Media?” I said “Yes…” The Angel Replied “Well then, let’s go!” I said now very excited ‘I still feel like I’m accepting this way too well’ I thought