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'PRESENT'
THIS DAY IM SURE WERE GOING TO BE THE VICTORS FOR THOSE WHO ARE FALLEN AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE LEFT WERE HERE TO AVENGE AND BRING BACK THE PEACE. IN THIS DAY OUR FIVE GREAT HEROES WILL BE ON YOUR SIDE. WHEREVER ITS THE DARKNESS OR THE DEMON LORD LET THEM BE THE TORCH OF HUMANITY
[???]: OPEN THE GATES
THEY ARE HERE NOW LETS WELCOME OUR HEROES
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
:WOAH IS THAT SIR- SIR LANCELOT
WHOA HE'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING
HE'S LIKE A ANGEL
HE'S THE ELDEST OF THE EVERGLADE FAMILY ONE OF THEIR OWN GENIUS HE EXCELL AT EVERYTHING THERE'S NOTHING THIS GUY CAN'T DO
HERO RANK:1
IS THAT A GODDESS WHOOA THATS SELENA GREEN. SHE'S THE BEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD WITH HER TOP BEAUTY AND NICE FIGURE SHE'S IS PERFECT
[???]:MISS SELENA MARRY MEEEE!!
HERO RANK: 2
OW THATS THEIR TANK THE CHICK THAT CAN CRUSH MOUNTAINS THE STRONGEST GIRL ON EARTH MINA ILE. WHOA EVEN THEIR TANK IS GOOD LOOKING
HERO RANK: 3
THATS A BIG GUN
IS THAT A KID
*POINT THE GUN
[IRENE] DO YOU WANNA DIE HUH
HUH?!
TSK THATS THEIR MARKSMAN IRENE HE'S A COMMONER . SHE NEVER MISS A SHOT ITS ALWAYS BULLSEYE. SHES VERY MOODY SHE DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT ANNOY HER
HERO RANK : 4
[JACK]: OW COMMON IRENE DON'T CAUSE A FUSS COME HERE
[IRENE]: AND WHAT THE HELL!!!
[JACK]WHAT?
[IRENE] WHY ARE YOU CARRYING ME!!!!!!!
[JACK] CAUSE I WANT TO.
[IRENE] Y-Y-Y-YOOOOOOUUU!!!
[JACK] OKAY TSUNDERE LETS GET GOING
[IRENE] SLOW D~O~WN
WHOA THAT GUY IS BALLSY HE'S CARRYING THE DEMONG QUEEN AND GETS UNSCATHED . OW THAT MAN IS JACK LOWE. A FALLEN NOVEL HE GOT THE WORST ASSESSMENT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ACADEMY LOW SWORD MAN SHIP TALENT, LOW MAGIC TALENT. I DONT EVEN KNOW IF HE'S BEFITTING TO BE IN THE HEROES TEAM. FOUR OF THEM SHOULD BE ENOUGH WHY WOULD THEY BRING A DEAD WEIGHT..
HERO RANK: 5
(LANCELOT) THIS
(SELENA) GUYS
(MINA) DON'T
(IRENE) KNOW
[THIS FOUR] HOW RIDICULOUSLY STRONG THAT GUY THEY CALLED DEAD WEIGHT IS
THE GATES ARE OPENING
[JACK] HE HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE *CHOKED , YES YES AFTER ALL OF THIS HARDSHIPS I I CAME BAAAAACK!!!!!!! THIS TIME IM GONNA BUST YOUR ASS I POWER UP LIKE CRAZY EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD AS HELL IM GONNA MAKE SURE IM NOT GONNA DIE AGAIN AND GO THOUGH THAT HELL EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
'PAST'
THIS IS IT MASTER I- IM HERE IN THE DEMON LORD ROOM IM GONNA SURE IM GOING TO FULFILL YOUR WISH
THE BIG DOOR OPENED
[DEMON LORD]: YOU!! YOUR THE ONE WHO KILLED MY SON'S AND MY DAUGHTERS
YOU SHALL PAY FOR KILLING MY BREATHEN!!!!!
[YOUT] *PFT COME AT ME THEN
THE DEMON LORD PULL HIS SWORD THAT IS STUCK ON A CORPSE.
[DEMON LORD] ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
THE DEMON LORD COAT HIS SWORD WITH DEMONIC MANA AND SLASH HIS SWORD HORIZONTALLY.
YOUT CAN'T RESPONSE HE WAS HIT IN A FLASH
*THE DEMON LORD IS SHOCKED
THE DEMON LORD SIGH AND PUT HIS PALM ON HIS FOREHEAD
[DEMON LORD] HOW? WHAT? WHAAAT?
YOU YOU DIED ON ONE SLASH I- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT YOU KILLED MY BREATHEN AND YOUR THIS WEAK I THINK I OVERESTIMATE
YOU.
(YOUT) IM NOT DEAD YOU MONSTER
ARGH I- I CAN'T EVEN OPEN MY EYES AM I GOING TO DIE I- I- IM GOING TO DIE VIRGIN ARGH BLEARGH IM REALLY SORRY MASTER OR SHOULD I SAY DEMONIC GRANDPA IM JUST GONNA SLEE- EP A BIT
[???] YOU THINK IM GONNA LET YOU CROSS OVER WITHOUT FULL FILING YOUR OATH
[YOUT] EHAT- WHAT THE FU- YOUR GONNA ESCORT ME DEMON- I MEAN GRANDPA
[GRANDPA] *PFT DO YOU THINK IM GONNA LET YOU PASS . DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR OATH
[YOUT] BUT IM DEAD HOW THE HELL IM SUPPOSED TO DO MY OATH
[GRANDPA] *TSK TSK TSK DO YOU REMEMBER THE CONTEXT OF YOUR OATH
[YOUT] YES IT'S JUST TO DEFEAT THE DEMON LORD RIGHT TO WAIT- WAAAAIT
[GRANPA] GOODBYE
[YOUT] ARE YOOU SURE YOUR NOT A DEMOooooon
WHAT A CUTE BABY BOY HE'S LIKE HER MOTHER VERY HANDSOME AND CUTE
[MOTHER]- HE HE HE YOU CHARMER
[FATHER] HEHEHEHE
[MOTHER] HE'S WAKING UP
* SLOWLY OPENING HIS EYES
HELLO LITTLE JACK
[YOUT]- JACK WHO'S JACK?
WHAT THE COUPLES HERE
[YOUT] NA NU YA HUEGE
AW OUR CUTE LITTLE JACK IS TRYING TO TALK AWW
[YOUT]- WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? HMM I FEEL A LITTLE LIGHT
"CHECK HIS HAND
[YOUT] OW WHAT THE F*** , SIGH NOW I KNEW WHO IS JACK I AM JACK . NOW IM A 1 YEARS OLD BABY WHAT A GREAT JOB GRANDPA.
....................
NOW THOSE CRAZY PARENT OF MINE IS ASLEEP I CAN DO THIS NOW
OPEN STATUS
[JACK] HUMN IM JACK LOWE I HAVE A SURNAME SO IM A NOBLE BUT I THINK OUR HOUSE IS TO SIMPLE SO MAYBE IM A FALLEN NOBLE NOW LETS GO SEE MY WAIT WHATS THIS RED THINGY IT SAID 480X HUH STANGE NOW LETS SEE MY INBORN SKILL
:INBORN SKILL AN SKILL THAT IS GIVEN WHEN YOUR BORN
NOW LETS SEE
WHAT THE MY SKILL IS TAP ITS AN F- SKILL I CAN DAMAGE ENEMIES BY TAPPING THEM DMG - 1 BY TAP
WOW AT LEAST ITS AN ATTACK TYPE
NOW LETS SEE MY TALENTS MAGICAL TALENT -0 !!!!!! SWORDSMANSHIP TALENT -0!!!!!! AGHHHH HOW THE HELL IM SUPPOSED TO KILL THE DEMON LORD NOW. IT SHOULD BE BETTER IF MY TALENTS WAS 10+ OR HAVING AN C OR A+ INBORN SKILL TSK TSK TSK
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
* SMASH HIS HEAD ON HIS CRADLE
HE SUDDENLY FELL DOWN
FLASH BACK
[GRAMPA] YOUT I THINK MY END IS NEAR
*YOUT SLIGHY GRIN
[YOUT] REALLY GRANDPA * WITH TEARY EYES
[GRANDPA] WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE AN OATH FOR YOUR GRANPA THIS WILL SERVE AS MY LAST WISH ARE YOU OKAY WITH IT
[YOUT] YES GRANDPA
[GRANDPA] YOUT DOU YOU AGGE-
[YOUT] YES GRANDPA!!!
YOUT HAND IS SHINNING
[GRANDPA] YOU YOUT TREVORS NEED TO DEFEAT THE-
[YOUT] YES GRANDPA!!!!!!!
[GRANDPA] UPON FAILURE YOU ARE NOT-
(YOUT) ITS REALLY NICE TO FEEL FREEDOM
[GRANDPA] AND WILL HAVE TO RESTART WITH A WORSER BOD-
[YOUT] YES YEEEEES GRANDPA!!!!!!!
VOICE IN JACK HEAD : SO YOU'RE NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TSK TSK TSK THAT WHAT YOU GET NOW BEAR THE CONSEQUENCES MY UNGRATEFUL GRANDCHILD
[JACK] BUT GRAND-
[GRANDPA] IM NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING HUMP YOUR REALLY A BAD CHILD HUMP HUMP
TO BE CONTINUED
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