Wilderness Livestream: Other People Struggle to Survive While I Became Famous by Looking After a Cat Chapter 15

  Chapter 15 is like a pot of garbage

  Song Qingyou and Song Qingyou were picking honey regardless of the danger, and Jiang Xuyan on the other side was also not idle.

  He first did what Song Qingyou said, and put the fish and shrimps that he would not eat for the time being on the banana leaves to dry, and then he went to the stream with two larger fish.

  In the live broadcast room, when everyone saw that he was full of confidence and thought that he was cooking a lot in private, Jiang Xuyan took a hatchet and gesticulated on the half-dead fish several times, but he didn't use the knife.

   After a while, he suddenly looked up at the camera.

  “Although I don't know **** fish, I think of a story.”

   After finishing speaking, he cleared his throat:

"One day, the big fish wanted to eat the little fish, so the little fish ran desperately, and the big fish chased desperately, and then the little fish yelled for help, and the big fish scolded it: 'Little thing, you are a fish, but not a human, how could you Call for help?' Xiaoyu thought: Yes, how could I call for help?

   So it goes—

   Stop shouting. "

"Hahaha."

  [It's okay if I am amused myself]

  [Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai are not here, Teacher Jiang will not let the audience go]

  [Teacher Jiang's name is so warm, how could the jokes he uttered be so cold? Is this the legendary contrast? ]

  [Returning the story... I knew it must be a cold joke]

   [I didn't laugh, my six-year-old did]

  After finishing the cold joke, Jiang Xuyan picked up the hatchet and raised the knife with his hand.

  Although it looks decent, in fact, the audience in the live broadcast room is dying of anxiety.

  [The guts of the fish are broken, so it's hard to die? ]

  [The black ones were also removed, so it must be fishy? ]

  [Ms. Jiang is cooking for the first time, the appraisal is completed]

   Jiang Xuyan didn't know how urgent the barrage was.

  After handling the fish, he even sneaked up to the camera for everyone to see.

   Then he hummed a song, turned around and went back to put the fish in the pot.

   When he turned to get the seasoning, a fish in the pot suddenly turned over, which shocked the audience in the live broadcast room.

  [woc]

  [Teacher Jiang! Look behind you! The fish jumped up! ]

  [Laughing, he didn't even notice]

  [The fish dislikes Mr. Jiang's cooking, so he chooses to turn it over by himself]

  [Suddenly turned into a horror live broadcast]

  [Revenge of the Reborn Fish]

  The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, prompting Yu to turn over this scene by himself, and it became one of the classic scenes of "Wilderness Survival 3".

  However, Jiang Xuyan didn't pay attention at all, and finally just muttered, "Huh? Was the fish like this before?"

   After adding water and seasonings to the pot, he also imitated Song Qingyou and added wild vegetables to it.

  Then covered the pot with several banana leaves to act as a lid.

  Not long after the fish in the pot boiled, Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai came back with a large piece of honey.

   "This is... a honeycomb?" Jiang Xuyan stepped forward.

  Song Qingyou nodded: "I will take out the honey in the afternoon."

   As he spoke, he glanced at the stove again.

  Jiang Xuyan's attention immediately returned to his "fruits of labor", "You guys came back just in time, my cooked fish is almost ready."

   "You must eat more later, although this is my first time making it, it should taste good..."

   "Doing it for the first time?" Song Qingyou immediately found the point.

  Jiang Zhihan couldn't help but look sideways.

"yes…"

  Jiang Xuyan scratched his head, "Didn't I tell you? But it shouldn't matter, right? I watched Qingyou do it last night..."

  Yu Muhuai smiled with relief: "It really doesn't matter, maybe Mr. Jiang is very talented in cooking."

  [Mu Huai is too gentle, but don't trust Teacher Jiang]

  [Mu Huai is indeed a little angel, no wonder he was bullied by the brokerage company]

  [Suddenly looking forward to Mu Huai's expression when he saw the pot of fish]

  Jiang Xuyan and Yu Muhuai just chatted about cooking.

  Song Qingyou hugged Zhizhi and went out of the camera.

  The reason is that her uncle cat is going to the toilet.

  Yesterday, when Zhizhi was about to go to the bathroom, she kept pawing and pulling her with a meat pad. It took Song Qingyou a long time to understand what he meant.

  The most important thing is that this cat pays special attention to 'privacy', but whenever she takes a second look, the cat will bark its teeth and issue a warning.

  But cats are always clean, so Song Qingyou doesn't need to worry about many things.

  The only thing Song Qingyou can't figure out is probably that Zhizhi has never licked his fur...

   After returning from the deserted island, I will take him to the pet hospital.

   After a while, the black and white plush dragged its hind legs out of the grass.

  As soon as she reached Song Qingyou's side, after pulling her trouser legs, she obediently lay down on the ground.

  Song Qingyou saw that the bandages on his hind legs were still in good condition, so she picked the cat up nicely.

  When she returned to the door of the shelter, Jiang Xuyan enthusiastically stuffed two peeled wooden sticks into her hands, "Here, the chopsticks have been washed with boiling water."

   "Come here and eat the fish, I think it should be cooked."

  Three people and a cat surrounded the pot, and Jiang Xuyan lifted the banana leaves on it with great anticipation.

   As a result, what appeared in front of them was a pot of indescribable things intertwined with black, white and yellow. At first glance, it looked like garbage in a trash can...

  [Hahaha I knew it was impossible to succeed]

  [Extremely like the oil painting I saw at the art exhibition yesterday]

  [To be honest, it looks like a pot of garbage]

  [Is it really edible? ]

  [The wild vegetables are placed too early, and they will be cooked directly, hahaha]

  [They didn't show disgusted expressions]

  [Look at Maomao, Maomao seems to be particularly disgusted haha]

  [Cats don't even eat fish made by Mr. Jiang! ]

  Jiang Xuyan held his forehead, "That...cough cough...let me taste it first."

   As he spoke, he picked up a piece of fish and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed.

  The next second, Jiang Xuyan's face twisted instantly, completely ignoring whether there was a camera or not, and went straight to the edge of the cliff not far away.

   "yue—"

  When such an exaggerated sound of vomiting came, Yu Muhuai silently put down his chopsticks.

  Jiang Xuyan ran back after vomiting, grabbed the boiled water last night and poured it into his mouth.

   "I think I should pack this pot of fish and take it home."

  [Is it delicious? ]

  [Take it back as poison? ]

  Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai were also puzzled.

  Jiang Xuyan took a breath and said, "When I take a sip in a hundred years, it might be so unpalatable to death."

  Song, Yu: …

   It's already this time, and you still have to tell a bad joke.

  Song Qingyou picked up the chopsticks, "Let me try—"

"Don't."

  Jiang Xuyan hurriedly stopped it, then pointed to the cat, and picked up a piece of fish meat with his chopsticks.

   "Why don't you let Zhizhi eat it? It's a cat anyway, and it should eat fish no matter what it is..."

  Jiang Zhihan smelled it curiously, and immediately turned his head to refuse, looking at Jiang Xuyan, as if asking:'You can do this kind of thing? '

   "Pfft—" Song Qingyou couldn't help laughing out loud, and finally took a bite of the fish and tasted it.

  She said without changing her face, "It's really not edible. The fish gallbladder has been broken. The bitter taste is the second most important thing. Possibility of poisoning is the big problem."

  [Sister Yuyou can actually eat it]

  [Ms. Jiang's expression is so exaggerated, Song Qingyou is so calm]

  Jiang Xuyan was a little guilty, "Anyway, it's not good to waste food, and it also makes you starve."

   "It's not in the way." Song Qingyou frowned, "It just so happens that the seasoning is complete, I can make grilled fish."

  (end of this chapter)

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