What an Audacious and Sly Servant! Chapter 82

Well, I guess everyone knows what happen with this sort of title……poor Chu Xun.

Chapter 82 – Things Turned Out Contrary to the Wishes

Translated by HaruOngy at Geniusly Plain (If you can see this line, you must have read this in the aggregator site which illegally steal various works. Be shameful of yourself for not appreciating the translator's hard work. Don't think only you want to have it the easy way. Support the fanbase and translator!)

Zhen is a self-controlled emperor.

Chu Xun the Emperor quietly recited three times in his heart. Then, he took a deep breath. Yet, there were millions upon millions of small Chu Xun jumping around in anger in his mind.

No, he took another breath. Both his hands under the sleeves clenched into two fists. He really wanted to punch right at Zhao Mo Ran's face that was asking for a punch.

But he didn't. How could an Emperor lost his composure? He was a self-controlled Emperor! Plus, Chu Xun believed he couldn't beat this shameless person who had excellent martial arts.

By the time Chu Xun inhaled three times, he had finally managed to push down his own depression. He pointed his forefinger at Zhao Mo Ran and said, "Recently, burglaries are happening frequently in the capital city's streets. The imperial censor had already presented a memorandum censuring the capital's local officials yet you the capital's young magistrate are busy proposing marriage?"

Although Zhao Mo Ran was the son of the Martial Arts Alliance Leader who had great reputation and high position in the jianghu, currently he was just a fourth rank official. It was clear he didn't have the guts to revolt against the Emperor. The marriage proposal he mentioned earlier during their quarrel was just a slip of his tongue. He was a young man with hot blood, he would slip sometimes too. This time, seeing Chu Xun managed to control himself, to be truth, Zhao Mo Ran was really afraid this easy to explode Emperor would send him to the borders.

What would a mere thief count as?[1]

"Chen will deal with it right away!"

He almost flew as he went out of the palace.

Chu Xun watched Zhao Mo Ran's back. He really had gritted and gnashed his teeth.

It continued until he returned into Mei Qian Deng's room again and Xiao Jian saw Chu Xun's face. He swiftly came down from the chair and carefully asked, "Emperor dada, what's wrong with you?"

Chu Xun's eyes rolled around. He suddenly had an urge to prank others. He waved his hand at Zhu Li, leaving only Xiao Jian in the room. As everyone knew, Chu Xun was someone handsome yet still relied on acting. He made a suffering face for Xiao Jian.

Xiao Jian was one who could read others' expression. He walked slowly to him and consoled, "Dada, are you worried of future little aunt's injury?" Earlier, Zhu Li had already explained in simple way about Mei Qian Deng's gender issue.

Chu Xun glanced at the pretending to be unconscious Mei Qian Deng on the bed. He sighed before talking, "Xiao Jian ah, you know too these few years that zhen had always been yearning to find her. Zhen had finally found her yet she got harmed for zhen's sake. Zhen is very remorseful of it."

"It's okay. Dada just have to treat little aunt very, very good in the future to repay her."

The scheming Emperor silently gave Xiao Jian a big thumbs-up. Zhen just like this little friend who knows how to talk. He then added, "Zhen wants to repay her too. Zhen had always been thinking of finding her back. Then, zhen will treat her very, very well. Zhen had let her suffer a lot in the past. Zhen really wish to give all the best things in the world to her. But……"

Xiao Jian blinked his eyes, "Did dada come across any difficulties? Dada is a monarch of a nation, how can there be any problem?"

Chu Xun bitterly smiled. He revealed his inner voice, "So what if one can seat on the throne? One still have many things can't be controlled. Such as your future little aunt, she may run away soon."

"???" This baby is just seven years old. Your Majesty, don't talk with difficult words and in such a roundabout way with this baby.

"She is about to marry to another person."

"Marry to who?"

"The Martial Arts Alliance Leader's family had proposed a marriage recently and her daddy had agreed with this proposal too."

Female warrior Mei's right hand under the quilt twitched. The first move in the Hidden Sword, "Wind Sleeve" was to create wind in the sleeve. When fighting to kill someone, one would pull out the flexible sword from the sleeves in the highest speed. Right now, unquestionably, she nearly drew her sword.

Xiao Jian asked, "Then, does Little Aunt likes Lord Zhao?"

Chu Xun thus became resentful, "If she likes, she had long married. She will not be roaming around alone."

Female warrior Mei expressed agreement in her heart.

"Will Little Aunt run from the marriage?" This child was still young yet he had already understood a lot.

"Arranged by the parents, talked by the matchmakers. She had always been a person who understands the basic principles."

"It's fine, dada." Xiao Jian pulled Chu Xun's arm, trying to give him strength, "Little Aunt is unconscious now. They can't just push an unconscious person to complete the marriage ceremony. Plus, Little Aunt is just lying down in here. It's not like she's far at the horizon. At worst, at worst, we will act shameless, holding her and disallowing them from taking her away."

Chu Xun's mouth gaped soundlessly. The edges of his lips twitched. He rubbed Xiao Jian's hairy, small head. This child as expected was not doted on for nothing. Look at him, born with such intelligence, he's just as smart as zhen. Whatever he says will reach the bottom of zhen's heart.

After Mo Nian Yuan done sending the Mei couple, he returned to the palace to bring away Xiao Jian.

Zhu Li came and called Chu Xun to have lunch. The noon had long passed. Although Chu Xun got pissed a stomach by Zhao Mo Ran, his stomach was empty. The hunger seemed to be quite strong so he stood up and went to the dining room to have the meal.

While walking, he sized up Zhu Li. Why are you still not telling the Sleeping Beauty story with zhen?

"Zhu Li."

"Y-Your Majesty, what orders do you have?"

"The things you're busy with this morning, is there anything you want to say to zhen?"

Zhu Li was startled, "Ah? Nubi doesn't really understand Your Majesty's words."

Chu Xun was extremely calm, "You don't actually realise Xiao Jing Zi is in the palace right now, that zhen had lost a personal eunuch? There are still many things in the Ming Jue Palace rely on Xiao Jing Zi. Zhen afraid you all can't do them. Such as when zhen is taking bath, zhen doesn't want palace maids to serve. Another one is when decocting medicine for Young Miss Mei. Xiao Jing Zi knows best how to control the fire. Ai, it's still unknown when she will wake up……"

"I-Indeed. Why not nubi bring over some smart and quick-witted eunuchs from Empress Dowager's place?"

Chu Xun suddenly felt he didn't want to talk with the slow-witted Zhu Li. Is zhen's main point wanting new little eunuchs?! Is the clue zhen gives you not clear enough? The hole had been dug for you yet you still won't jump into it! Zhen will send a whole group of little eunuchs to beat you little b*tch to death!

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty??"

Zhu Li watched the moody Chu Xun sped up his steps and left. She was particularly baffled.

On the table, Chu Xun ate while thinking: When should he complete that wake up method?

Zhu Li was too unreliable. It was better for him to just shut the door and then act it by himself.

For example, after he had finished the food, he would return to Mei Qian Deng's room. Walking two rounds, he would pretend that he had thought a lot yet had no conclusion. And then, he would play the give medicine to dead horse[2] card and said, "Imperial Uncle said there is a fairy tale story about kissing the sleeping person will wake her up. Why don't zhen try it?" After that, without wasting anymore words, he would rush over to kiss.

Chu Xun imagined it in his mind. He felt this was acceptable. Furthermore, it was Mei Qian Deng and Zhu Li who planned to trick him into kissing her in the first place. He had been this initiatively accompanied them. They shouldn't have too much expectation from him. (Passer-by: Article Found, a male lead's face skin had been picked up.)

En, just follow this plot.

Chu Xun picked up several times more rice and stuffed his mouth full. He had yet to swallow them when he stood up hastily.

"Vedurn do de vuum." (Return to the room.)

Zhu Li was quite worried, "What matter do Your Majesty have to be this hasty?"

Of course it's to kiss zhen's future wife!

Chu Xun's legs created wind. When he about to reach Mei Qian Deng's room, his mouth had even unconsciously pouted.

Because Mei Qian Deng was woken up suddenly by her kiss, Zhu Li actually had been very inattentive.

In the end, she gathered her courage and decided to say at the same time Chu Xun pushed the door open, "Your Majesty, nubi thinks Prince Chen's idea of kissing the person is quite good. Why don't you try……"

And then, the door was opened.

Chu Xun didn't bother with her. He only stood at the entrance, he didn't enter.

Zhu Li's sight went over Chu Xun's back to the interior of the room. She saw the astonishingly standing awake, with the hand holding a cup and the tip of the cup at her mouth, female warrior Mei.

A dead silence——

Mei Qian Deng: I'm too hungry so I thought I want to drink two cups of water to fill up the stomach……

Chu Xun: Where's the agreed mouth kissing?!

This was too despicable!!!!

[1] What he tries to say here is dealing with thieves is nothing compared to being sent to the borders.

[2] A Chinese idiom. Means, to try everything in desperate situation.

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