Undefeatable – League of Legends v1c6

TL: Scrubs, the whole lot of them.

“There are lots of strong players playing ranked and they play rather formal. Any one of the players who have played rank will smash us easily…...anyway, you noobs can’t compete with those ranked players.”

“The master I met at Long Sheng internet cafe plays lot of ranked matches.” Lin Xu said.

No one had played ranked matches and, after hearing all the talk about it, they all started to envy Lin Xu.

“Next time I will let master lead you in a game so you’ll know who’s a real top player. En, it’s starting. Make sure you play tough, if you guys play well, I’ll treat you all to a feast of midnight snacks.” Lin Xu said.

“Alright, Lin Ge[1] said we’ll have a feast.”

Everyone from room 3 got stirred up. They all knew Lin Xu was from a rich family and everyone circled around him. Besides, it’s a great satisfaction to be able to crush their old rivals from room 8. Who gave them the idea to try and bite off more than they could chew?

“Welcome to League of Legends!”

The familiar computer generated female voice came out. Though the voice was very pleasing to the ears, one can sense that the voice sounded very dignified, solemn, and old-fashioned.

Yu Luocheng had chosen the robot. He knew, at this level, they didn’t have any concept of team fighting, so he had brought his robot Blitzcrank to his lane from the start.

“You two solo top watch out, wait till the minion line’s passed you then go into bushes. Watch out for ambush.” Wang Qin reminded Zhao Kesong and Cao Sheng.

“Uhm, uhm.” Both nodded.

You two solo top……

Somehow, that line sounded quite awkward?

Noobs have a bad habit, that is they will run into the bushes without waiting for their minions to get to their lane. The purpose is to ambush enemies. There’s another very cheap reason, that they are curious whether there are enemies hiding in there.

Yu Luocheng’s robot Blitzcrank stood under the turret and he purposely switched his view to top.

Cao Sheng’s Yi and Zhao Kesong’s Garen didn’t stay in the safe zone under turret, instead they were hanging around the bushes. If there were five people hiding in there, then these two would be dragged in and smashed to bits.

No one on the room 3 side had smite either and they had the same 212 lineup.

Since there’s no jungle, Yu Luocheng as a support just brought one ward. He figured that there shouldn’t be many early roamers in this kind of game, it would be a waste of money to bring more wards.

Yu Luocheng controlled his robot Blitzcrank to stand at the edge of first bush. The first spell he added was his Q ability, ‘Rocket Grab’.

Zhong Xiaoyun’s Miss Fortune the Bounty Hunter stood right behind him.

At this moment, the line of minions were coming over.

Melee minions from both sides began exchanging blows while ranger minions, waving a thing looked like a skirt or a cape, slowly came over and started to throw magic at each other.

Very soon both sides’ melee minions were losing health. At this time, a man wearing black and red clothing and carrying a long gun darted out from the bush across and killed minion as it was passing by.

Yet Miss Fortune of his own side still calmly stood behind Yu Luocheng’s Blitzcrank. It was like she was having a tantrum, refusing to move despite anything that happened around her!

“What are you doing? CS[2].” Yu Luocheng said to Zhong Xiaoyun.

“Aren’t you going to grab somebody? I’m waiting for you to grab.” Zhong Xiaoyun said.

“......” Yu Luocheng watched with tears in his eyes as the melee minions in the lane--- --- they got killed but Zhong Xiaoyun still wouldn’t kill any minions.

An ADC who won’t try to increase his CS?

With a teammate like this, how could anyone win?

“Very well, you’re dead meat!”

Chapter end