This Dream is Funny Chapter 1

"Yes two."

"don't want."

"Your Majesty."

"Pass."

"Straight! I only have one card left!"

"I want... I can't afford it."

"Crack! Spring, win!"

Du Fang threw the last card on the card table, and Yingying Yanyan's mourning suddenly came from around the card table.

"Disgusting! You can't let Auntie."

"Little Du, you're playing cards too well, aren't you?"

Opposite Du Fang, two beautiful women with curly hair, elegant and well-maintained, who looked about forty or fifty years old, complained to each other, and then took out a few chips from the chips and gave them to Du Fang.

Du Fang Meizily accepted the chips and started shuffling the cards again.

"Ah, it's just luck, I can't do anything about the big king."

"Fighting the landlord depends on luck. If you are lucky, let alone the landlord, the land will be lifted for you."

Du Fang said with a smile, his hands kept moving, and he began to shuffle the cards familiarly.

The cards piled up and changed in his hand, making a water-like clatter.

The two aunties held their chins and looked at Du Fang eagerly.

"How old is Xiao Du?"

"twenty."

"Do you have a girlfriend? Auntie knows a girl, but she looks good. Would you like to meet her?"

"Don't, don't, auntie, let's just play cards, don't make these fakes, I won't let go of water."

"Oh, you see, Xiao Du is still shy."

"It's not that I'm shy, I also have a five-year-old daughter. If you introduce a girl to me, like being a mother, wouldn't it delay others?"

"Xiao Du is only 20 years old, how come her daughter is only 5 years old? Isn't she a real daughter?"

"Did it."

"Well...it's an adoption."

The three of them chatted without a word at the poker table.

Finally, the poker cards were shuffled.

Du Fang crossed his fingers with excitement on his face.

"Come on, two aunties, let's continue. The last game is over. After this game, I have to go back and cook for my daughter. My daughter is hungry and has a terrible temper."

He looked at the two enthusiastic aunties and said a little embarrassedly.

The two aunties could only complain a few words, but they haven't had enough fun yet.

The three began to take turns drawing cards.

The fan-shaped card was unfolded in Du Fang's hand, and Du Fang's eyes lit up.

"Grab the landlord!"

"I'm really lucky tonight."

"Aunts, I'm offended."

Du Fang smiled.

Then began to flip the cards.

Playing against the second, Si Jian followed, Wang Bang threw it, and then a suffocating catharsis finally ended the game.

"Aunties, spring!"

Beautiful women: "..."

Du Fang rudely accepted the last chips of the two aunties, put them in his pockets, and stood up with a smile.

"I had a good time with my aunties today. It will be a long time in Japan, and there will be a period in the future."

Du Fang smiled and said to the two aunties.

The two aunties also stood up, lowered their hands gracefully, with a standard crescent smile on the corners of their mouths, and stared at Du Fang.

"Xiao Du, don't you really think about the girl that Auntie plans to introduce to you?"

An aunt smiled and said.

Du Fang shook his head.

"Auntie, don't make trouble!"

"You and I are destined to meet again, let the aunties try my craftsmanship, Xiao Du!"

After speaking, Du Fang turned around and started to leave the card table, humming a little tune, and with the help of the two aunts, he left the extremely luxuriously decorated mansion.

The warm sunlight shone down from the sky, the cicadas chirped endlessly on the tree trunks, the green leaves swayed gently in the breeze, and the sunlight passed through the leaves, like crumpled gold, scattered all over the ground.

There are cheerful songs resounding between heaven and earth.

It is quiet, peaceful and warm.

Du Fang stretched, with a warm and bright smile on his face.

Just treat the world with love and sincerity.

The beauty and happiness in the world are always intertwined.

what you see,

All are warm.

The two aunties sent Du Fang to the door of the villa and stood quietly.

Like a very kind elder.

He stared straight at Du Fang's disappearing back.

Their raised hands swayed mechanically from side to side.

Du Fang felt something, and turned around with a smile, waving at them in response.

The surrounding pictures began to throw stones into the calm water, causing slight ripples.

In the continuous flooding, the smoke disappears.

Jinling University.

Study room.

Du Fang rubbed his head and got up from the desk.

Yawned, and stretched by the way.

This sleep was really comfortable.

Dreaming again.

However, this dream is still very warm and interesting.

Fighting the landlord blows up the king and blows up the spring,

Super cool!

Moreover, the aunt in the dream is a good-natured, good-natured person, and she likes to introduce him to blind date girls.

If there is no daughter,

He was almost moved.

Suddenly, a fresh, pungent smell of blood filled the air and entered his nostrils.

Du Fang frowned.

Taking a glance, there were quite a few students lying on the desks around, who had lost their breath of life and died in a rather tragic state. The smell of blood came from them.

Some people had their hearts gouged out, and their hearts were bitten.

Some skulls were opened, revealing the messed up brains.

The picture is extremely cruel,

Du Fang felt a little uncomfortable.

Ghosts know what kind of horror these classmates encountered in their dreams.

Unfortunately, Du Fang was unable to empathize with these dead classmates.

Because his vision of dreaming is a bit different from other people's.

The dreams that Du Fang experienced were filled with...

Damn tenderness and intoxicating warmth.

Not only is the painting style in the dream warm,

The people inside are gentle, pleasant, and hospitable, and they especially like to introduce gentle and virtuous girls to him.

Why is this so?

Du Fang was puzzled.

Is it just because he is handsome that the joys and sorrows between people cannot be communicated?

Or...

Because he, Du Fang, is a transmigrator?

Of course, perhaps, it may be because Du Fang's heart is full of sincerity and love, that he can dream of something different from others in this era.

Du Fang sighed. Others survived the dream disaster and were able to awaken their special abilities, becoming a professional dreamer, earning a high salary and reaching the pinnacle of life.

But he can't.

He walked out of the dream twice alive, but he never awakened any special abilities.

From head to toe, he was an ordinary person.

Maybe, this is the price to pay for having fun and warm dreams.

Get up and plan to leave the study room.

However, as soon as Du Fang stood up, something fell from his body.

This is the first time I've encountered it.

Du Fang glanced down and bent down to pick it up.

A brand new box of cards!

On the card box are painted two beautiful women with gentle smiles and flamboyant bodies.

"Huh? Do you still send cards?"

"The aunties are really enthusiastic... It's not worth the spring that I gave them so many times."

"Why is this so funny..."

Du Fang pursed his lips and smiled, and quickly put the cards in his pocket.

Just put away the cards.

In Du Fang's pupils, his vision gradually drifted away.

At this moment.

On the retina, slightly bright subtitles appeared.

a lovely family

Owner: Du Fang

Age: 20

Dream Spirit: 10

Props: Auntie's Photo Solitaire

Members: Luoluo (daughter), (losing contact), (losing contact)…

Mission: Work hard for family reunion and family happiness, please work hard to find all the missing family members

His eyes focused on the name of the member [Luoluo (daughter)].

Ripple spread.

A new panel subtitle pops up.

Daughter: Luoluo

Age: 5

Mengling: ? ? ?

Family: 56/100 (↓)

Props: Falling Pig Doll Qiqi

[Luoluo's little wish: 1. I hope Dad nose can make Luoluo delicious food every day.

2. I hope my dad can buy Luoluo a big house to live in and play hide-and-seek with Luoluo.

3. I hope Pabi can find his mother, grandpa, grandma, brother, uncle and other relatives as soon as possible, so that the family can be neat and clucking]

Du Fang smiled and blossomed.

Auntie's photo playing cards are actually props, which is a surprise.

He stared at the subtitle panel that appeared in his eyes, which was what he woke up from when he experienced his first dream disaster a month ago.

As a traveler, Du Fang is no stranger to this panel.

Goldfinger!

system!

However, what makes Du Fang unable to complain is...

Is this system too perfunctory?

a lovely family?

You are a WeChat family group!

As a system, you take this name, UU Reading www. uukanshu.com Does the conscience not hurt?

The most important thing is... Du Fang has studied for so long, but he has not found that this system is of any help to him.

In addition to being able to see with the naked eye the exact value of the relationship between himself and his daughter Luoluo.

So, is this a cultivation system?

I don't know if it's serious or not...

Playing and developing in a strange world where dreams are ruined is really...

Weirdly interesting!

"Family love is still falling... There were originally 60 points!"

Du Fang saw through his daughter's subtitle panel that the relationship between his daughter and him was declining, which shows that...

My daughter is hungry!

My daughter is in a little mood!

The consequences of him not coming home in time to cook and eat have already appeared.

Du Fang became more and more anxious.

In order to go home early and cook for his daughter, Du Fang did not choose to stay in the study room.

He got up, left his seat, and pushed open the door of the study room that smelled of blood.

Outdoor study.

The atmosphere was tense, and a pair of eyes locked the door of the study room.

When Du Fang pushed the door and walked out,

The dark muzzles of the guns were raised suddenly, all pointing at him.

The air seemed to have the smell of gunpowder, spreading abruptly.

Compared to a warm and loving dream,

Reality…

Sure enough, it was more icy and ruthless.

Du Fang consciously raised his hands, hugged the back of his head, turned to face the wall,

Raise your hips slightly and squat down slowly.

Posture standard.

It hurts to be skilled.

Chapter end