The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding Chapter 47

Chapter 47 This family will break up without me

Everyone looked crazy just now.

 At this moment, the pupils contracted: "Ah!!" His face was full of resistance and shock!

 “It's bird shit, it's bird shit!”

 “Run, run, run! Bird **** is falling from the sky!”

“It's raining shit, it's bird droppings. Run, help!” People didn't even dare to raise their heads, they lowered their heads and ran around in panic.

I am deeply afraid that if I raise my head, bird droppings will fall into my mouth.

 The madness just now disappeared in an instant.

I saw countless bird droppings falling from the sky. Because there were so many people, there was no way to avoid them and no way to hide.

There were even court officials among them, with their heads full of bird **** and their cheeks red with anger.

 “Any miracles are bullshit!”

 “It's all bullshit! Fuck your miracle!” Some people even shouted angrily on the spot.

Everyone ran away in panic. Mrs. Xu, who was feeling disappointed, looked at the chaotic scene in shock.

　　A group of people who were calling for a miracle were cursing at this moment.

Dengzhi's eyes widened and he couldn't come back to his senses.

"The rain of bird droppings...I'm afraid it will make Quan Beizhao a laughing stock." Watching helplessly, this group of fanatical people became embarrassed and sober, and Denzhi almost laughed out loud.

“It's really a blessing from Bodhisattva. I've avenged my wife.”

 “Hahahaha…” Dengzhi smiled from ear to ear.

Xu, however, remembered the strangeness of Chao Chao, and raised her hand to stroke her forehead. Don't run away, Chao Chao did it!

 In order to avenge myself and make myself happy.

What a considerate little cotton-padded jacket.

The bird droppings rained down for a full half an hour, and there was no place to stand on the ground. Everyone was retching as they walked.

I'm afraid I will gnash my teeth with hatred towards Lu Jinghuai's family.

The carriage in the palace sped past the door, and faint curses could be heard.

Pei Jiaojiao in front of the high platform looked panicked, and was even kicked in the face as retaliation.

"The crazy outsiders actually tricked us into suffering! Anyone who can be an outsider is really not a good person."

 “An evil seed born in an outer room is not even a good thing!”

Xu laughed out loud.

Lu Yuanze didn't get any benefits either.

“Lord Marquis Lu, are you afraid that you have a grudge against me? You deliberately tricked me into seeing Lao Shizi's miracle, but you ended up dripping with bird shit! I'm not done with you!”

“Master Lu, just wait!”

"Master Lu, please take care of yourself!" Several adults covered their faces, climbed into the carriage in embarrassment, and ran away.

Xu held an umbrella and carefully got into the carriage.

 Return to the gate of Zhongyonghou Mansion.

 “Get some hot water and take a shower first.” Although there was no bird droppings on him, he still felt that the whole capital was filled with a strange smell.

Mrs. Xu washed herself two or three times and had people light incense everywhere in the house before she felt a little better.

 “What about Chaochao?”

As soon as he finished asking, the little guy lay down on the threshold and crawled into the house desperately.

 The fleshy little hands were still holding a small thin stick tightly.

The threshold of the main courtyard is high, and Lu Chaochao was lying on the threshold, looking like he wanted to cry or not.

 “Liang kiss, give me a hug…”

 "Help...Chaochao." It's stuck on the threshold, neither up nor down.

Deng Zhi stepped forward to lift her down, and saw her standing up unsteadily holding on to the stool. The baby, who was no more than waist high, handed the stick to Mrs. Xu.

He lowered his head and said cautiously: "Yes...yes, it's Chao, Chao Chao...wrong." He spoke every word, in a soft voice, and his pronunciation was not standard.

 She stretched out her small palm danglingly.

The baby's hands and feet are fleshy, and his hands are so fat that they are full of flesh. Now that he has his little hands spread out, he looks so cute.

"What's wrong?" Mrs. Xu was not willing to punish her. Seeing her little girl like this, her heart melted. The little guy's face was pitiful, and even his long and thick eyelashes were covered with shiny tears.

 But Mrs. Xu understood that in her heart she was smiling with her hands on her hips and looking up to the sky.

　　【Hahahaha...I put laxatives in the bird food. 】

　　【Make her crazy, make her a monster, make her look bad! 】

 “No…shouldn't, put…medicine.” He stuttered and stuttered before finishing a complete sentence.

 “Hit...hit.” Then he wrinkled his little face, squinted his eyes tightly, and turned his head to one side. He stretched out his little hand, looking like he was dying heroically.

Xu's heart felt weak after seeing this.

　　Hold her into his arms.

"Mom, you are so good, how can I bear to beat you? Mom knows, you want to protect me, right?" Mrs. Xu kissed her cheek, with a sweet milky fragrance.

Chaochao opened his eyes, his eyes as black as rubble and sparkling.

 He nodded heavily.

Lu Yuanze did not return home until dark.

In the evening, Xu received an urgent letter from Baili.

"Linluo Dashui?" Mrs. Xu's face turned pale, and her hand holding the letter suddenly tightened. I remembered what my daughter said, when the second brother was deceived by the flood in Luo, the river burst its banks, and the lives of the refugees were torn to pieces.

"Why did he get on the embankment himself? How dangerous it is on the embankment!" Nowadays, heavy rains are flooding and the embankment will burst at any time.

Dengzhi hurriedly advised: "Don't be anxious. The second master said that if he hadn't gone up to the embankment, he might not have discovered that there was a problem with the embankment. He discovered the problem and avoided the catastrophe."

"He is guarding the embankment every day, risking his life." Mrs. Xu cried worriedly.

Dengzhi also knew that this was dangerous, but he had no choice but to say: "The people love him very much and send him food every day. Please relax, the second master knows it well."

Mrs. Xu wiped her tears and said, "Have you sent the letter to your parents' family?"

 Dengzhi nodded: "The letter went to the Xu family first."

　　Mr. Xu immediately took Chaochao back to her parents' home. The old lady was in poor health, and the family seemed to be hiding it from her.

Lu Chaochao naively coaxed the old lady to play, and Mrs. Xu went to find her father.

 I felt relieved when I saw that both my father and brother were successful.

 And her silly daughter...

He was sitting cross-legged on the bed, coaxing the old lady into tears.

 She clenched her little fleshy hand into a fist and stuffed it into her mouth.

I was muttering in my heart [Grandma, grandma, watch me show you a fist-swallowing...]

"Ouch...owoo..." Drool dripped down her fist. She opened her mouth wide and stuffed her fist inside.

　　【Grandma, look at me giving you a fist. 】

“Oh, you living treasure, take out your fists quickly. Grandma's darling, you are really...” The old lady laughed and wiped her tears.

Seeing Mr. Xu enter the room, she pointed at Mr. Xu with a smile.

"Tell me, you were a dignified and quiet girl when you were a child. How did you give birth to a daughter who is such a treasure?"

 The old lady's face hurt from laughing.

What made her even more delighted was that the two twins from the second room, Xu Yuheng and Xu Yuqing, actually responded.

These two grandsons made her heartache the most.

They were twins who had a difficult delivery and were a little stupid when they came out. After asking famous doctors all over the world, these two children seemed to be living in their own world and had no reaction to the outside world.

But now, the two of them were amused by Lu Chaochao's eyebrows.

Xu Yuqing held a piece of pastry in his hand: "Eat...sister, sister, eat..."

Xu Yuheng tilted his head and looked at Lu Chaochao. Why could he hear his sister's voice?

 The sister who swallows her fist is silly and cute.

　　Hand the handkerchief, wipe my sister's saliva.

Lu Chaochao's face turned red because he was trying to swallow his fist. Oops...

 It's so tiring to coax adults!

 This family would have to break up without me!

 (End of this chapter)

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