The Life Through Books of the Salted Fish Family Chapter 317

  Chapter 317 Thousands of miles can ride a donkey

   "All of them." His saliva was about to flow out.

   This nod doesn't matter, the hat on his head "clicked" and fell off.

  A pink scar on the forehead was exposed. Although it looked like it was getting better soon, the length looked a bit scary, from the eyebrow all the way up.

  Probably due to the need to deal with the wound, the front hair was shaved a lot and became clearer.

   "Uncle, are you injured?" Yan Yu's eyes stayed on the conspicuous wound, and the smile on his face gradually restrained.

   "Oh, it's okay, it's a small injury, and it didn't hurt the bones." He quickly picked up the hat and put it on again.

Seeing the younger sister on the opposite side looking at him worriedly, her heart felt a little warmer, her smile grew a little bigger, and she explained nonchalantly: "I told you not to call me uncle, but brother. , you have to recruit from the brave young man like my brother."

   "This little injury is really nothing. If you see me half a month later, you probably won't even see the wound."

"Don't worry about me. It's very common to be a soldier here. You have to have this experience. With my performance in the reserve training, the main combat troops will not want me if they are blind. Besides, I have some specialties in repairing machinery, so I probably will." Assign me to the logistics unit."

"Actually, I was a little worried at first, what if someone is really blind, haha, but who told me that I was so lucky that I even connected with my little sister again. There is no way out! I will bribe the logistics with some good things The guy who chooses the troops, isn't this thing going to be settled!"

  Yan Yu watched the uncle pretending to be relaxed, and it was hard to dispel his enthusiasm, so he had to cooperate with the pretending that nothing happened.

"That's a coincidence, I'm also looking for you to exchange things. Give me a donkey from Shenxing, which can go up mountains and into water, can carry things and people, and can withstand cold and high temperatures. Bring me a dog that can adapt to all kinds of extreme weather... Three!"

  She originally wanted to say two, but when she thought that the uncle was going to join the army, she said one more.

   Prepare one for sister Yu, one for younger brother, and keep the last one for herself. She is very rare, okay? Even if it can't be used now, let's replace it first.

   "What does it mean to be a donkey?" The uncle was puzzled.

  Yan Yu: "It's the kind that runs fast."

  Uncle:...

   "Sister, let's be realistic. The speed is really set so fast. Believe it or not, you can't hold the rope. The wind and waves are too strong. Once it blows, you will easily be photographed on the ground..."

  Yan Yu: …

   Suddenly there is a sense of rhythm in my mind!

   "And you're in danger of going bald as a teenager."

  The uncle on the opposite side looked very solemn.

  Yan Yu hurriedly covered her hair and forgave her for being presumptuous.

   "I just want a donkey that can work and run fast." She said honestly.

   "This finished donkey meets your requirements, don't pick and choose, tell me what kind of dog you want, we don't have much time."

  Yan Yu hurriedly explained the request to Gouzi.

   Speak in one breath without a single pause.

  I don't know how many times I thought about it in my heart.

   "The dog can do it. I happen to have a few mechanical beasts on my side. Soon, soon, donkeys will be replaced one by one. Get me more water, a lot of water."

  Yan Yu saw the uncle operating two virtual keyboards with both hands at the same time, typing something on them, and his fingers were so fast that the afterimages were formed. It is worthy of the hand speed of being single for decades, which is dazzling.

  He kept muttering: "Bring me all the food you just mentioned, and I don't need anything else for the time being. If it's soon, I'll have to leave in a week, or if it's slow, I'll have to leave in a month.

   People are not at home, so much to eat, I really don't feel at ease, no, I have to take advantage of this time to digest and digest, in case... Bah, bah, bah! There is no chance, but if it really gets into a dog's belly, it might as well get into my stomach! "

   What are you talking about!

  Yan Yu decided to forgive the uncle for his incoherent speech.

   It can be seen that the uncle is very nervous.

   As soon as the two finished trading donkeys, Yan Yu hurriedly activated the voice:

   "Million Volts—Bika Donkey!"

  The donkey watched her tenderly.

  Yan Yu spoke quickly: "I am Xiaozhi."

  The donkey looked at her for five seconds and nodded.

  Yan Er Er was dumbfounded.

   I am amazed at the uncle that the girl said.

  He knows this anime.

   "What about me? What am I?" Yan Er Er had to admit that he was quite curious.

   "This is my dad."

  The donkey didn't nod, nor did he express anything.

   "Father, this donkey only has one binding authority." Yan Yu explained to her father.

The busy man over there is still talking: "This is a donkey that is loyal to the owner. You can ride it with confidence. The parameters set for it at that time were quite sophisticated, and the details are in place. If you don't like anyone, let the donkey carry it on its back." Facing him, can you snap your fingers, kick as many times as you want, if you can hit continuously, can you make a series of kicks, believe it or not?"

  Yan Yu: You said so, I must believe it!

   "Father, come up and go to the river."

  The river water on the edge of the village is safe to drink directly. It is clear. It is traded through the platform, and it also has a disinfection function. She directly trades there, saving the need to transport water back and forth.

  Yan Yu didn't forget to pack the big box for food.

   Fortunately, the donkey is not an ordinary donkey. When the wooden box is placed on the donkey's head, the donkey has no objection at all.

  Holding her with both hands, the donkey ran quickly and steadily.

  Accompanied by the sound of the wind and insects, the uncle kept talking: "Except for you, this donkey has a bit of a temper with everyone, so if you are not around, it is best to entrust it to other intelligent machines.

   Don't you want to run faster? I adjusted it on the original basis, but you can take it easy, let go when there is no one, and pay attention when there are people. "

   "You said this, I remembered something." Yan Yu asked: "Can they connect to the Internet? Send messages to each other or something?"

   "Must! It's all under your name, and an interactive system must be installed, otherwise they won't recognize each other, and it's time to mess up." The uncle said casually.

  Yan Yu let out an oh, and it was true.

   "Other functions are basically the same as a cow, but as I said before, it is higher than a normal donkey, but it is definitely not as high as a mechanical cow.

   Why is the donkey still bald when you change it? Forget it, don't delay eating meat, don't worry, its bionic skin can repair itself, it may take some time, don't worry, let it grow slowly. "

   "Uncle, how long will you be going to be a soldier?" Yan Yu still couldn't hold back, and asked a little worriedly.

   "Depending on the situation, if there is no war, a year is about the same. The main thing is training, and the army doesn't support idlers. If we don't need us, we will definitely let us come back and eat ourselves.

   If there is a situation, it is difficult to say, it may be possible for many years.

   It is impossible not to go, this is the only way for every adult man.

   It's not bad.

  The environment where I live is poor and heavily polluted. If I want to live in a better place, I have to move to the 70th district at least.

   When I get back from the military, I will be able to move.

  I think Area 66 is pretty good, how smooth are these numbers, don't you think so, little sister? "

   In fact, I just wanted to change the donkey, which was set long ago~

   But I couldn't hold back, I thought it would be nice to have a dog, so I changed 2 to 3, and kept a spare (*▽*)

   I used to say that I was the only one in my family who was recruited, haha, now I can proudly say that I am not the weakest person in my family (#^.^#)

   The house man is also on fire, and his burn is higher than mine, quack, let him despise me as weak, hehe, each other~

   I feel that I have passed the high fever period, and today it has not reached 38.5ヽ(°▽°)ノ

   Immune system, defeat the virus, rush the duck! !

  (end of this chapter)

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