The Hero Who Returned Remains the Strongest in the Modern World Chapter 19

"Are you aware of the words telephone sex?"

What is this woman saying!

I can't follow her logic, and then she once again pressed me for an answer.

"Hey, I'll ask you again. Are you aware of the words telephone sex?"

"Telephone sex, you say? Well, I have heard them…"

"We mutually get in the mood through the phone… and we both do self-masturbation. We can even let out *Rub* *Fondle* sounds to get each other in the mood."

"What are those sounds!?"

Rather, what is this woman saying all of a sudden!?

"Anyhow! I can't understand this conversation at all!"

Honestly, this conversation is a high hurdle for virgins like me.

"And do you know, Morishitkun?"

"Yeah, what is it?"

"I'm aroused."

This woman is too far gone, already.

If I don't do something fast this will become rough.

And, I heard a *Kuchu* sound from the other side of the phone. (TN: Basically *Rub*/*Fondle*)

"Wait a bit, Abeno-senpai!?"

"Hmn… what… could it be?"

Her gasps became even stronger than from earlier.

And her *Kuchu* *Kuchu* came even stronger.

"What are you doing!? What are those *Kuchu* *Kuchu* sounds!?"

"Hnm…"

For a brief time there was silence, and again *Kuchu* *Kuchu* sounds came.

I passed my limit and I felt like my heart would jump out from my mouth.

"What I'm doing… is… hnmn… simple…"

"Stop! Give up! Senpai! It's dangerous in many ways!"

Again for a bit there was silence and after that, Abeno-senpai smiled and talked.

"What I'm doing is very simple. I'm pinching and stretching my cheeks and returning them back."

"Eh!?"

"I teased you for a bit. You should try it, too."

As she said it, I tried pinching my cheeks.

And then stretched them and returned them, and surely *Kuchu* *Kuchu* sounds came out.

"Shit… Senpai!? I can get angry too, you know!?"

"Fufu, you're flustered… You're cute, Morishitkun."

"Just cut me some slack, honestly."

"By the way, Morishitkun? You were strangely flustered… Did you perhaps mistake those sounds for something else?"

"Fufu… you can't even talk. My goodness, you truly have a unsalvageable vulgar character. I wonder if it's better for me to cut the call for now? This, big pervert."

Damn… this woman… while thinking like that, I sighed.

"Rather, Abeno-senpai's dirty jokes are harsh."

"I like dirty jokes. However, I'm a virgin, I'll have you know."

"Thank you extremely for the inconsequential coming out of the closet."

"That's right, basically I am-"

She became silent on the other side.

And then with *Huff* *Huff* she talked.

"I'm a slutty virgin, okay?"

"Was there a need to correct yourself there pretentiously!?"

"By the way, Morishitkun."

"Did you know that erotic people have thick hair at the bottom?"

"Well, there's a theory like that."

"Naturally, I'm thick."

"Thank you for trivially coming out of the closet for the second time today."

"That's right, basically my-"

She became silent on the other side, again.

And then with *Huff* *Huff* she talked.

"My hair down there is really thick."

"So why do you need to insistently correct yourself there!?"

"Fufufu, it's a joke. Being hasty over everything… Cute, Morishitkun."

"Joke, you said? If you tease me too much, I'll really get mad."

"Yes, it's a joke. By the way, my hair down there and me being slutty virgin are true."

"Enough with the jokes or whatever!"

"By the way, Morishitkun?"

"What is it, now?"

"If I say how thick it is down there… It's really thick."

"Can you just stop already with your bottom hair?"

"I can't do that. I also have a clear reason for why I'm talking about it."

"And, for example?"

"I must set up a slutty virgin character. That will be very important between me and you."

"You say it like that will happen?"

"Leaving it aside."

"Don't ignore me and change the topic!"

"I don't even have a grain of intention to listen to you!"

"You'll not play in catch conversation?"

"At any rate, my hair is thick. It's truly unfortunate that I can't show it in this call…"

"Then isn't it fine if you show it in an other way than the call?"

"However, I'm troubled on the method of how to convey it better to Morishitkun of how thick my hair is…"

"That's why, just convey it!"

"I'm bad at giving analogies… However, as I thought I should give an analogy here. That's right, since there's no helping it… It's probably comparable to the Fist of the North star?

"You're conveying the thickness of the hair with an example of the Fist of the North Star?"

I see, truly horrible at analogies.

I don't think it's suitable to compare pubic hair with Fist of the North star.

This is a very hard to understand example no matter who they are.

"That's right, basically my pubic hair from Fist of the North Star is comparable to"

She became silent on the other side.

And then with *Huff* *Huff* she talked.

"Raoh."

Gouken, I see. (TN: Hard fist)

Rather… Not good, this conversation is becoming slightly amusing.

"I'm sorry for it being hard to understand, Morishitkun."

"It's unreasonably easy to understand! Rather, you know what you're doing!"

"But, Morishitkun."

"Yes, what is it?"

"I can't say that all of it is like Raoh."

"And you're saying?"

"There's a little bit of Toki…"

"Fumu… What do you mean?"

"Two long white hairs have grown."

I see, Abeno-senpai can also use the Juuken. (TN: This is Naruto reference and it means gentle fist.)

This is a touche and I hit my palm.

Chapter end