Profane Prince of Domination Chapter 1

"Really, the life of a palace maid is nothing but sorrow . Why is it that we're the one tasked to dispose of the body?"

"The holy consort's orders cannot be violated, so let's just get this over with . "

Two palace maids lamented while dragging the dead body of a slender youth toward the sewers in the dark of night . He looked no older than eighteen with short black hairs stopping at the nape of his neck and a gorgeous, finely chiseled face that would stand out within any crowd .

Alas, the pale and coldness of his body indicated that he was no longer of the living . The two palace maids quickly reached the inner court's sewers and were about to throw the body into it when they felt it tremble within their hands .

"Huh? Did you feel something?"

"Yes, I felt it shake a little . So, it wasn't just me?"

Then, their gaze lowered toward the youth's beautiful face, and they were horrified to see his eyelids trembling .

His eyes sprang open!

"Wooh, waking up to two beauties holding me is always a pleasure, but maybe you should introduce yourselves first?"

The youth jested .

"AAAAAAAARGH!"

"Ghost, undead, undead ghost!"

"Run away!"

A dead body had begun talking . Of course, they were getting the hell out of there . Promptly, they dropped the body and ran at the speed of cheetahs!

In a thud, Konrad fell onto the ground, and slight pain ran through his feeble body .

"Bitches! Did you have to be so brutal? See how I deal with you in the future . "

He then sat cross-legged and began reorganizing his thoughts . His memories were fuzzy, and the last thing he recalled was a god sending him into reincarnation after he got cornered by various secret services and attempted to destroy his golden rod .

The memories of the previous body's owner then flooded his body, and in three seconds, his eyes widened in disbelief .

Apparently, he was now in a completely different world ruled by strength, status, and magic . The Holy Flame Empire's inner court was where he stood, and he was a seventeen years old eunuch who had been sold to the palace by his birth parents .

His father was a drunk, his mother was a whore (in all senses of the term), and they chose to sell him to the palace to pay off their many debts . He had always been a quiet child who dreamt of exploring the vast Holy Continent but had received no opportunity to fulfill that dream .

Worse, destiny chose to curse him with something he didn't know how to deal with: Beauty!

From infancy to maturity, he had always been too beautiful . As a human being, he could compete with the Paragon Spirits in terms of looks and was surrounded by excessive jealousy . Men wanted to gut him . Women to bed him, but he was too shy to take advantage of that .

Being sold into the palace and made a eunuch was a form of relief, but who would have expected that fate's cruelty would again attack him . While tending to his duties in the imperial kitchen, he was spotted by one of the Holy Consort's maids and not long after, summoned to her chambers .

The Holy Consort was known as the most beautiful woman of the empire and the emperor's favorite . So, when she ordered him to "service" her, he was horrified, refused, and tried to respectfully take his leave . And offended, the Holy Consort had him caned to death!

"Yo, in what kind of bitchboy did I reincarnate? The country's top beauty wants you to give her head, and you refuse? Serves you right!"

"But man, that is one nasty hoe . If the boy doesn't want you, just let him be . What's the need of canning him to death? Oh well, I suppose I will have to properly thank your insides in the future . "

"Bye, bye twenty-first century . Hehehehe!"

Konrad chuckled and stood up . But only then did the realization struck him .

"Wait, wait, wait! Eunuch? Nooo, don't tell me…"

He cupped his groins, looking for his most cherished weapons but…

"NOOOOOOOO!"

Thankfully there was no one in a hundred-meter radius because his howl could wake up even the dead .

"Rod without balls? What the fuck is this bullshit? I didn't sign up for this shit! God give me back my balls!"

But God didn't answer . Instead, it was a hoarse, robotic voice that echoed within his head .

"Harem Building System initialization…"

"Initialization complete…"

"Matching the host's voice…"

"Match completed…"

"Yo man what's up?"

Konrad's eyes widened . Why was a voice suddenly echoing within his head? He looked left and right for a person to blame, but there was no one to be found .

"You can't see me, dumbass . I'm in your head . "

Konrad wondered if he had gone insane . But considering that he had been reincarnated into a world of sword and magic by a god…anything was possible .

"Okay, okay, what purpose do you serve?"

"I'm your system . You will have to follow the quests I give you to complete your mission and receive the Happiness God's reward . "

"Huh? Oh yeah, he did mention something like that . Okay, what's the deal?"

"Main Quest: Build a harem of ten thousand beauties . "

"Ten thousand…"

Konrad's legs trembled, and he collapsed on his butt .

"In my past life, my record was only five hundred . I'm in!"

"Good spirit, yo! I will now connect you to the Harem Building System . "

A purple screen with various information then appeared within Konrad's mind and the nature of the system was clarified .

"So let me get this straight . I gain exp for every girl I fuck depending on their quality and cultivation . "

"The main quest is divided into ten levels, each with its set of rewards and I also have side quests I can complete for extra boons . I can use my exp to purchase various boons like treasures, cultivation manuals, special abilities, etc . And I have attributes I can check and upgrade . "

"Yeah, simple right? Wanna get to work?"

"Sure, but one question . What about my balls and golden rod?!"

"Oh yeah, you have to rebuild them . "

Konrad was astonished . How was he supposed to rebuild something he was originally born with? But then the system carried on .

"Main quest, level 1: Screw one girl .

Main Rewards: Harem Seeker Rank, golden rod restoration, cultivation base breakthrough .

Ability Rewards: Ecstasy Fingers and Body Regeneration .

Time frame three hours .

Failure equals system removal . "

"Huh? Three hours?"

He had just arrived in this new world and was still reorganizing his thoughts . Now he was given three hours to screw one girl?

"You're on! But wait, wait . How do I do that without my balls?"

"Ignorance . Post-puberty eunuchs can have erections and orgasms . They just can't produce sperm and lose their sexual urges over time . Now go get laid!"

"Oh . By the way, aren't you supposed to be some kind of robotic bullshit? Why do you speak like such a cunt?"

"I'm programmed to speak like the host . That means you!"

Konrad had nothing more to say .

"…Alright, show me my attributes . "

"Name: Konrad

Rank: Unranked

Cultivation level: No cultivation

Race: Half-Incubus

Physique: Mortal"

"Half-Incubus?"

"It seems the previous body's owner was actually the son of an incubus demon . Good for you . "

"Finally, a body matching my demonism! Alright then, let's get laid!"

. . .

Time was of the essence and so following his newly gained memories, Konrad first made his way back to the kitchen eunuchs' living quarters for a bath . Following that, he set out for prey .

The main issue was that considering the time, most palace maids would be sleeping within their beds . Therefore, it was difficult for him to get his hands on one .

Ten square miles wide, the inner court was a city in its own right and housed far too many people for him to be noticeable . Transportation from a sector to another was mostly done through teleportation circles .

Using his identity token, Konrad used a teleportation circle to go from the eunuch chambers to the palace maids' central courtyard . He originally wanted to target one of those on night duties, but as he made his way past the flower garden, the figure of a dainty young woman appeared within his sight .

Long black hairs falling on a slender waist, a shapely body brimming with the appeal of youth, and a bewitching figure that immediately grabbed attention . As she sat amidst the flowers with her fair skin glittering under the moonlight, Konrad knew that he wanted her .

Chapter end