Chapter 1995 Gangbang turns research into stockings
Zhang Fan turned his head and glanced at Xu Xian. Xu Xian's eyes dodged like a puppy whose owner tore down the house at work.
As soon as they entered the orthopedic laboratory, several orthopedic surgeons and the director of the third department of orthopedics smiled mischievously when they saw Zhang Fan, and they were not ashamed to say hello.
If this was the past, these young orthopedic surgeons would like to act like a baby on Zhang Fan.
But today everyone is blushing and embarrassed.
Instead, the head of the dental department, after seeing Zhang Fan, stretched out his hands ten meters away, "I want to apologize to the dean, I used to think that Zhang Yuan didn't pay attention to our small departments, and I used to get angry with Zhang. hospital.
I was wrong, Zhang Yuan still valued us, not only spent so much money, but also asked a big department like Orthopedics to give us materials specially developed for oral cavity.
We are really sorry. On behalf of my colleagues in the Department of Stomatology, I express my opinion to Zhang Yuan that I will never be late or leave early in the future, and I will follow Zhang Yuan's command and absolutely never..."
Is this product a statement? Is this product a sign of loyalty? This guy was deliberately angry with Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan is also a big departmentalist.
It's not that Zhang Fan is biased, after all, the top three general hospitals are not specialized hospitals. It first faces the most basic treatment requirements of ordinary people.
For large departments such as general surgery and orthopedics, because of the large number of patients, Zhang Fan can't do without taking care of them.
So, relatively speaking, the oral cavity, head and neck, and ear, nose, and throat all seem to be children brought in. Doctors in these small departments have made trouble before.
It's a pity that Zhang Fan, who studied under Ouyang, is no match for these small department directors in terms of administration. Sometimes when he first entered the office, Zhang Fan gave up his thoughts when he came.
Sometimes, Zhang Fan was dismissed because of his firm confidence.
After a long time, everyone will understand.
Small departments and marginal departments are not Zhang Fan's development goals yet.
This is not the fault of Cha Su's hospital. Almost all Huaguo hospitals, one counts as one, and the hospitals with strong marginal departments are almost all large departments that have no room for development, and are finally forced to go to small departments.
Zhang Fan shook off the hands of the director of the stomatology department in response, "Thank you, thank you Zhang Yuan!"
"What's the situation!" Zhang Fan ignored the guy, and asked the orthopedic staff rather unfriendlyly.
"Mizuki said that he found a material with hardness and toughness that met the standard. As a result, the hardness, toughness, and sterility of the material really met the standard."
Xu Xian glanced at Zhang Fan, and quickly said: "But this material can only be used as a coating, and once it exceeds a certain thickness, it will lose its hardness and toughness.
I thought that all the materials have been developed, so they can't be thrown away as garbage, so I contacted the department that needs this kind of wear-resistant coating.
I didn't think it would be really useful to be a dentist, so I thought about transferring this project to them and letting them continue to study the work below, but the director of the stomatology department was willing to take over, but he just didn't want to give money. It's not that the dean owes them this. "
As soon as Xu Xian finished speaking, Zhang Fan understood.
What kind of **** is the new material, probably synthesized with someone else's steel plate material, and it is useful in a small amount, but it can't meet the standard once it is formed. Then this group of goods accidentally came up with a coating material that can meet medical standards.
The material of this kind of data is very tasteless, because of the factor of sterility, it is almost impossible to apply it in other fields after it is developed.
Xu Xian and the others saw that the scientific research funds were running out. I just thought about asking other disciplines to see who can take a fancy to this material. After all, the standard of sterility has been met.
As a result, I asked several departments, but no one wanted it.
Unexpectedly, the director of the oral cavity heard the news from nowhere, so he rushed over. Then when I saw it, I started laughing from ear to ear.
According to clinical data, normal people chew about one million times a day three times a year, which is similar to the annual periodic movement of the hip joint.
So, Xu Xian and the others made this thing, which happens to be used on teeth.
The hardest part of the human body is the teeth, and the hardest part of the teeth is the enamel. Tooth enamel is really a good thing. It needs hardness and hardness, and it needs to be wear-resistant and wear-resistant. The only bad thing is that it is not acid-resistant.
Why can the tongue accompany a person until death, but the teeth cannot.
It's not soft or hard. There is no difference between soft and hard in the mouth, and it's not a discussion between men and women.
Actually, according to the condition of the teeth, there is no problem at all with people until death.
The biggest factor that really prevents teeth from growing old is that the care of teeth is not up to standard on weekdays. Because after the enamel is enlarged, there are holes.
Especially the sweets nowadays, they will stick in the mouth after eating.
Sweet food is the best culture medium for bacteria, and a large number of bacteria multiply and explode at this time. And there is another main reason that dental health has deteriorated since humans started eating starchy foods.
Because starch will be decomposed into maltose under the action of oral enzymes! so…
In recent years, various tooth care products have been developed, but none of them are satisfactory.
Generally, there are fluoride-coated and antibiotic-coated ones, both of which have mediocre effects.
Today, the material that can make the head of the stomatology department laugh so hard that his big teeth are exposed is better.
This thing is wear-resistant, light and thin, and antibacterial. The most important thing is that this thing should not be too thick.
It feels like a set of advertisements.
In fact, the coating of medical consumables is the requirement.
"You want to control it, can you?" Zhang Fan endured for a long time, but he couldn't help it, so he said something to the head of the stomatology department.
"Okay, okay, okay, Zhang Yuan, I didn't mean it, it's really..."
"Do you think the oral cavity can be used?"
"Yes, this kind of material can directly start animal experiments, and it is much easier to do animal experiments than other consumables.
This type of wear-resistant consumables consumes very little rodents. After the animal experiment is over, contact Xihua immediately to go directly to the clinical trial.
I think it's too late to start preparing now…”
Damn, this side has already figured out what to do.
Zhang Fan glanced at the orthopedics department helplessly.
"Well, it's good to have an idea. Xu Xian, let's hand over the oral cavity!"
"No, Zhang Yuan..."
"Why, you don't want to hand it over, and you still want to publish a paper based on this?" Zhang Fan asked slightly mockingly.
"No, no, Zhang Yuan, don't get me wrong, I mean, leave it to the oral cavity, our orthopedic department has no opinion.
However, the dental group must fully reimburse the experimental expenses. "
Xu Xian broke the jar, Zhang Fan nodded, "Well, that's right, don't be so extravagant in a hospital."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Fan looked at the director of the stomatology department, meaning, what do you say if he is willing to give it to you.
The director of the stomatology department stopped smiling when he saw it. He looked at Xu Xian and then at Zhang Fan. He took the data and took another look.
"Actually, this material is not very novel in the oral cavity, and it is relatively replaceable. It is a bit tasteless. According to my idea, comrades in orthopedics can actually continue to study it.
Maybe there are new discoveries.
Our stomatology department has few people and no strength. We can't handle such a big project. Why don't you ask again? "
The head of the dental department is obviously going to prostitute for free, but then again, this thing is now in the posture of dying when the goods arrive.
Zhang Fan prefers orthopedics. He is not a fool, but he is neither noisy nor noisy. He doesn't give a word of love, ask for money, and there is no door.
When Zhang Fan saw it, his teeth would drop out of anger.
Although the other party is not a leader, he is an expert.
If the other party is a leader, no matter what method Zhang Fan uses today, it doesn't matter whether he bows to him, scares him or acts like a baby, anyway, he will let the leader take out his pocket.
But not today, because since Chasu Hospital has R&D capabilities, the differences between departments are obvious.
Besides, Chasu Hospital was originally a prefecture-level hospital, and the funds were allocated by the Chasu government.
The Kechasu government is about to mortgage its administrative building to the bank, and the medical insurance can be settled on time every year, which is already good. If you expect others to pay you for research and development, you are killing them.
Later, the hospital was upgraded to the top three at the provincial level. Although Niaoshi also gave some, the one-year scientific research funding gap of the Chasu Hospital was too large, and Niaoshi himself felt that his body was too slim to block it.
At that time, the discussion with Chasu Hospital was about the policy of decentralization.
This led to the development of antiemetics and tuberculosis.
Therefore, more than 80 to 90% of the current scientific research funds of Chasu Hospital are self-raised, and because of self-raised, this department has a great right to speak independently.
For example, in the department of dermatology, if someone has allogeneic skin transplantation, the funds must be tilted towards them. For example, antiemetics, general surgery is general surgery, urology is urology, endocrinology, they can actually get a little bit of it.
But in the end, Zhao Yanfang, the laboratory of others, has most of the dominance.
Zhang Fan does have some money in his hand.
However, one point is given to each department every year, and in the end it is actually not much.
So, now some departments have no research and development for several years, but they have money in their accounts. Although the money cannot be paid as a bonus, the department disagrees, and Zhang Fan is embarrassed to move it.
Zhang Fan thought that the orthopedics department is not considered a failure, at least someone must come out to pay the bill, otherwise the orthopedics department will eventually have to fill in the pits by himself.
But the director of the oral cavity directly intends to prostitute for free, which is not at all.
This shit!
"Give me the data!" Zhang Fan asked for the treatment from the dental director.
Muttering in his mouth, "It's only a few dollars, so care about it, we are a hospital, not the investment promotion office, we are a whole, not that mountain..."
"Huh!" Zhang Fan looked at it, feeling that something was wrong.
"Come on, call Ren Shu." After speaking, looking at the director of the dental department, Zhang Fan stared: "Without you, Butcher Li, do you think I have to eat pigs with hair?"
"Zhang Yuan, no, I don't have that idea. In fact, it's not impossible to pay a little more money." The director of the stomatology department felt a little bad, because Zhang Fan's tone suddenly hardened.
He began to panic, he knew Zhang Fan's ability too well.
At this time, Zhang Fan has already raised his proud head. Nima, I am the dean, so how can I embarrass the directors below?
Want to shell out money now? It was late and there were no doors.
Not long after, Ren Li came in a hurry, wearing hole slippers and holding a stethoscope in her hand.
"There are a few old patients in the ward who are not in good condition. If there is nothing serious, I want to go back. I will raise my hand if you agree, and I will object if you disagree."
Before entering the door, Ren Li wanted to leave.
Zhang Fan felt helpless!
(end of this chapter)
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