Non-famous Actor ~

[PEOPLE characters: Sun Hao, a Chinese △ national film director, has a huge shooting lineup, not only invited Hollywood superstars such as Tom Cruise, Nicolas Cage, and Angelina Jolie, but also invited Billionaire Donald Trump came to help.

According to the reporter, at the filming site, the Chinese director Sun Hao and the real estate businessman Donald Trump are like brothers, often you pat me on the head, and I will touch your head...]

[USMAGAZINE: Hollywood star Russell Crowe, who is filming the movie "The Hangover", told his agent on the phone that if possible, he would never want to work with Chinese film director Sun Hao again in his life.

Because that guy is a lunatic, he actually got a tiger from the zoo and put it on the shooting site. Although he had taken sufficient safety measures in advance and made a beast cage with 10+10 ultrclear laminated glass, it was almost impossible. Didn't scare Russell Crowe to pee...]

[EW: On the set of the movie "The Hangover", Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise and Chinese film director Sun Hao had several arguments.

As we all know, Tom Cruise's image on the screen has always been healthy and handsome, but in this comedy movie that is currently being filmed, director Sun Hao has asked him to show his flesh several times, um, at least from time to time Tom Cruise's muscular muscles and lush chest hair...]

[STAR!: Angelina Jolie's father recently publicly stated to a number of entertainment media that his daughter's salary for the movie "The Hangover" is really not 40 million US dollars.

It was the Chinese film director Sun Hao who was too cunning, used a very low method to secretly change the concept, and then signed Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, and Nicholas Kay at a very low price. Qi et al.

As for what method Sun Hao used...

Even if more than a dozen media repeatedly questioned, there was no result. Presumably, Angelina Jolie and director Sun Hao signed some kind of non-disclosure agreement...]

[EONLINE: Although "Fast and Furious" was filmed first, people in the Hollywood industry believe that "The Hangover" is Sun Hao's first film in Hollywood.

The reason for making this judgment is not only because "The Hangover" uses an all-star Hollywood cast, but also because this movie is also the first to be released.

According to Sun Hao's long-term partners, Miramax Films and Columbia Pictures' distribution staff, although "The Hangover" is still being filmed, it has already been scheduled to be released globally on July 10. Its purpose is to use this comedy movie to dominate the summer vacation...]

Learned from Sun Hao.

Whenever he was exhausted, Tom Cruise would ask his assistant to stand beside him respectfully, and then read aloud the latest reports from various entertainment media.

Because according to Sun Hao, tiredness is more of a kind of psychological tiredness, which only exists in people's minds and is regarded as a kind of imagination.

But if people divert their attention while relaxing their body, they will feel inexplicably relaxed and happy.

I thought it was just a fallacy, but when Tom Cruise tried it a few times, he had to admire Sun Hao.

Sure enough... it worked!

Especially when some entertainment media in Hollywood praised him for being handsome, Tom Cruise immediately felt that if he stood up right now, he should be able to beat a cow to death with his fists.

Just as he was thinking about it, Li Or, the executive assistant director of the crew, ran over cheerfully.

"Brother Tom, are you ready?"

"If you're ready, let's go over and start filming now? The first scene to be filmed today is you, Nicolas Cage, and Russell Crowe drugging a tiger..."

Ready…

Hearing these three words, Tom Cruise shook his head angrily.

What do you want me to prepare? !

It has been 10 days since May 14th.

I was filming in the crew of "The Hangover", I have never seen the script of the movie, and I have never been in a scene with other actors...

Some just received a two-finger-wide note from director Sun Hao before the filming of a certain scene, with a few lines written on it, while others depended entirely on the actors' performance on the spot.

And this kind of simple note is not available in every scene. Most of the time, director Sun Hao gathers several actors together, and then briefly introduces the plot to be filmed. As for the others..., Well, you can figure it out for yourself.

Of course, being casual has its benefits. At least Sun Hao, a Chinese who can't understand the American humor, was brought into play by himself, Nicolas Cage, Donald Trump, and Angelina Jolie. Climax after another...

Even Russell Crowe, who has never been very humorous, was amused and laughed at the shooting scene.

However, just as Tom Cruise was secretly slandering director Sun Hao, he suddenly felt his eyes go dark, and a **** and strong guy stood in front of him.

"Hey, Tom Cruise, you are my idol. If I can grow up to look like you, I believe I can definitely conquer Queen Victoria of England."

puff…

Tom Cruise, who was quite depressed at first, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he heard the **** man's declaration of love.

Shaq, can you get some credit, kid?

The current Queen's name is Yin Lisabeth, not Victoria, and the Victoria in your kid's mouth probably has something to do with that football star Beckham.

"Hey... Brother Tom, do you miss me?"

"I guess you must be thinking of me."

"What's the matter with this Shaq? Didn't he say that he only asked for three days off? Why is it that ten days have passed, and this kid still can't come.

Is he afraid of being handsomer than me? "

"Hey, let me tell you, Tom Cruise, the Los Angeles Lakers may win the championship this year, so our playoffs are still going on...

And today and tomorrow's vacation, or I begged from Zen Master Jackson. "

Shaquille O'Neill is an acquaintance. He stopped Tom Cruise on the set of the movie "The Hangover" ~www.mtlnovel.com~ and nagged endlessly.

But fortunately, when Tom Cruise was thinking about how he should shut up the black guy in front of him, director Sun Hao, who had been discussing the shooting method with the photographer on the scene, finally clapped his hands.

Small book booth app

"Papa papa..."

"Tom Cruise…"

"Director, here!"

"Russell Crowe..."

"Here."

"Nicolas Cage..."

"arrive."

"The next scene is that the big shark O'Neill came to ask for his tiger, and how to stuff the tiger into the back seat of the car, the three of you thought of a bad move, drugging the tiger with steak.

As for how to take this [drug] to make the audience feel happy?

A few of you discuss it first, and we will start filming in five minutes. "

After the arrangements were made, Sun Hao turned his head to Shaquille O'Neill who had just arrived at the shooting scene.

"Shaq, welcome!"

"Haha..., I'm sorry director, I'm late."

Shark O'Neill is such a funny guy, he put his arms around Sun Hao and picked him up.

"Well... Shaq, I'll count to three, you put me down immediately."

"Director, what if I don't let go?"

After speaking, O'Neill pouted, as if he wanted to have a passionate kiss with Sun Hao.

However, Sun Hao was not in a hurry.

"Shaq, if you don't put me down, it will be considered pornographic for your friend to comeo in our crew."

These words were so powerful that Shark O'Neill did not hesitate at all. He gently placed Sun Hao on the floor, and then yelled out the door.

"Kobe... come in, our idol Sun Hao promised you to be a cameo in his movie."

Chapter end