No One Can Leave The Beginner's Village Chapter 305

"You... your gun, don't you take it?" Xue Tianyan said blushing.

Yi Zheng laughed and said decisively, "Don't! This gun isn't long enough."

Then the gun slowly got longer.

Yi Zheng raised his eyebrows: "The light length is not enough, it's better to have a streamlined bend? Does Zhangba Snake Spear know?"

The spear was bent.

Yi Zheng clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, is this feeling coming? If there is more Hongying on it, do you know about the Hongying gun?"

Then there are some red yings on the spear....

"Pretty, beautiful, that's what it smells like! It's a pity I don't need a gun, otherwise I'll take it and play with it twice!"

Snapped!

The big Buddha's hand suddenly clenched and directly crushed the spear. The corners of the bronze Buddha's mouth were twitching, and his eyes seemed to say: "You don't need it, what are you talking about?" !

"You are such a big Buddha, why is your temper so big? It can't be fake, right?" Yi Zheng shouted.

The Buddha slowly stretched out his palm and returned to calm.

Yi Zheng pointed at Xue Tianyan and said, "Actually, I don't like weapons, I like women, like her. Can you get me one?"

Xue Tianyan glared at Yi Zheng: "What are you doing?"

Then a woman really appeared on the big Buddha, exactly the same as Xue Tianyan.

Yi Zheng whistled excitedly: "Is that right! Are you on your way! We can talk about the details slowly. First of all, there are too many clothes, and the clothes are woohoo..."

Xue Tianyan tightly covered the mouth of the dead rabbit and said angrily, "You must stop talking nonsense."

Yi Zheng broke free and shouted, "I've seen it all, why don't you wear less clothes? Woohoo..."

"Shut up!" Xue Tianyan pinched the dead rabbit's mouth tightly.

Yi Zheng threw away Xue Tianyan, and shouted while running: "She wears so many clothes, I have no motivation to go. Wear less, understand? Do you understand stockings? Do you understand Heisi? Bai Si will do too!"

Obviously, this cross-regional culture has confused the Buddha. Xue Tianyan, who is lying on his hand, has a fishing net and a spider web on his body...

Yi Zhengna was speechless: "You stinky scumbags, you don't understand stockings, you waste! Don't need stockings, you can get her a leather coat, do you know the leather coat? The tight one!"

"Shut up for me!" Xue Tian angrily chased the rabbit from behind, but the rabbit ran too fast to catch up.

The big Buddha couldn't keep up with the brain circuit of this dead rabbit. His limited knowledge was completely unable to understand what Yi Zheng wanted.

After a bit of fiddling, Xue Tianyan in his hand was covered with an animal skin, a fishing net was buckled on his head, and a spider web was wrapped around his body. According to the feeling...

Xue Tianyan was going crazy. Although it wasn't her who was spoiled, she looked exactly like her, and she always felt that she was being insulted.

"Idiot, what match are you doing! It's really not good, don't wear it... oh my Cao!" Before Yi Zheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xue Tianyan's sword thrown on the back of his head.

It seemed that the big Buddha couldn't stand the rabbit anymore, so he scolded him directly: "This is not good, that is not good, where do you come from so many nonsense demands? You like her, right? This Buddha will fulfill you!"

After speaking, the Buddha opened his mouth and spewed out a cloud of pink smoke.

Yi Zheng, who has been watching TV all the year round, immediately understood what it was: "My Cao, do you still have medicine?!"

Xue Tianyan's face turned ashen, then turned around and ran out.

The Great Buddha said, "Run? If you enter my Great Buddha Hall, no one will be able to get out unless you defeat me!"

Yi Zheng said: "Don't brag, didn't that loli go out just now?"

Dafo said: "That's Dahetian. I can't beat her, so she can come and go freely. But you two, just leave it for me today. Dare to tease me?

Next, I'll make you look good!

No, you're the one who gave me a good show!

Well, Rabbit and Woman, I really haven't seen it. "

Yi Zheng said: "Brother, are you stupid? I am tall, she is tall, what else is there to show?"

Dafo said: "Hehe, it is difficult, challenging, and fun. I am looking forward to your performance..."

Xue Tianyan banged at the door, but the door didn't move at all and couldn't be opened at all.

At this time, the pink mist has completely diffused.

Xue Tianyan hurriedly held her breath, concentrated her mind, and ran the Daxuezong exercise, her whole body was filled with cold air, trying to resist the pink poison.

Yi Zheng shouted that he wanted it, but when he really faced the poison, he sat down honestly, ran the exercises, and resisted.

The Great Buddha sneered: "Just based on your strength, do you still want to resist my love poison? Ridiculous!"

Sure enough, after three seconds, Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan's breathing began to quicken, their body temperature rose, and one person and one rabbit unconsciously stroked their bodies.

The big Buddha laughed, and at the same time, the big Buddha's body split, perhaps because he felt that both Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan had lost their minds, their voices no longer changed and hidden, and a woman's voice came out: "Hehe, the good show is about to start, wow haha... Rabbit Breeding, tsk tsk, good-looking, good-looking!"

Just when she was excited, the rabbit moved and slowly looked at Xue Tianyan.

Xue Tianyan also looked at the rabbit, and the two looked at each other and approached slowly.

Xue Tianyan is still trying to resist...

"It's useless, my love poison stimulates the primitive instinct of the flesh. No matter how strong your soul is, you can't control your flesh at this time. You will all fall into the long river of desire, hahaha..." Big Buddha The girl above laughed.

Xue Tianyan's eyes flashed with pain and unwillingness, but her body came to Yi front, and then slowly extended her hand.

Yi Zheng also slowly raised the rabbit's paw, and then the two...

Snapped!

Xue Tianyan slapped Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng also jumped up and slapped Xue Tianyan.

Xue Tianyan scolded: "Get out of the rabbit, I want a man!"

Yi Zheng was also scolding: "Fuck away women, with so little hair and so short ears, it's not **** at all!"

Then one person and one rabbit just staggered, and then they started wandering around the hall, one calling for a man, the other calling for a rabbit.

The big Buddha girl's face turned black into charcoal, and the corners of her angry mouth trembled.

She never imagined that after her love poison had inspired the beast instincts of Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan's bodies, it turned out to be like this!

Their physical instinct is to find the same kind of mating and have children, and they don't look down on each other at all!

The big Buddha girl said angrily: "How can this be?!"

The Great Buddha Nu Ji directly transformed into a man, and Xue Tianyan saw the man and walked over immediately.

At this moment, a carrot was thrown into the palm of the Buddha.

boom!

The carrot exploded, and then the rabbit scolded: "I'm not cool yet, do you want to be cool first? No way!"

Even if he lost his mind, this dead rabbit was still destroying Xue Tianyan's good deeds based on the principle of disapproving of others.

The Buddha said in a feminine voice, "This dead rabbit is so **** up!"

Then the Buddha girl created another female rabbit.

result……

"This is too ugly! It's not even two meters tall, with so much hair and no muscles... Hey! Two-meter-tall muscle rabbits, the ones without hair, have you seen them? If so, give them to you. I'll take two!" Yi Zheng shouted.

The big Buddha girl fell into contemplation again, a two-meter-high, hairless, muscular rabbit, is that a rabbit? That tm is a rabbit? Why is it so hard to guess the aesthetics and ideas of this dead rabbit?

The big Buddha girl only felt that there was a generation gap between her and this rabbit that she could not bridge!

In order to attract Yi Zheng to go over, and then kill him, the Buddha girl refused to give up, and still tried her best to satisfy Yi Zheng's idea, so she created a two-meter-tall rabbit with muscles all over the body, but the hairless rabbit was long What, this... seems to point to her blind spot of knowledge.

So she made a body on the rabbit's body according to the shape of a human.

"It's so ugly... I can't do it. Forget it, I'll solve it myself." Then the rabbit turned and walked away.

"Dead rabbit, it's too hard to serve!" The Buddha gritted his teeth in a femininity. He jumped off the Buddha and picked up a golden meditation staff to hit the rabbit, but behind him a golden chain was worn on her body , pulling her body unable to go far.

What was even more irritating was that when she was waving the golden Zen stick, she was only one centimeter away from hitting the rabbit's head, but it was only one centimeter that she couldn't touch!

"I'm mad at me! I'm mad at me! Come over to me, dead rabbit!" The big Buddha girl roared.

Unfortunately, the rabbit went farther and farther, and then the guy started to trot, and it got faster and faster. When he got to the back, he ran all the way and circled in circles.

On the other side, Xue Tianyan was similar, and she didn't know how to purify the fire with a pure heart, so she also ran with the rabbit.

Seeing this, the Buddha girl scolded extremely depressed: "An old man is a rabbit, and a pure girl doesn't understand anything. My poison... Isn't it for nothing?"

The Buddha girl wanted to do something, but Xue Tianyan had already run wild with the rabbit and didn't even look at her.

The man and rabbit she transformed into ~www.mtlnovel.com~ completely lost their effect.

The big Buddha girl sat on the palm of the big blue Buddha very depressed, and muttered: "I don't believe that you can't be tricked into the futon! When the medicine is over, I will find a way!"

Minutes passed by...

When Yi Zheng felt that the gun in his lower body gradually calmed his anger, his mind gradually became sober.

When the cool wind blew, Yi Zheng shivered, completely awake, and quickly touched his crotch: "The bullet is still..."

Xue Tianyan also exclaimed, stroking her body up and down, as if to check whether she was being treated.

Then they both breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, a Buddha's horn sounded: "Amitabha, the two donors actually blocked the test of the poor monk. It is really rare. The poor monk can satisfy your small wish, you just need to kneel on the futon and make a wish."

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