My Mr.Mermaid
/ My Mr.Mermaid Chapter 36
Note: This is a diary entry told in dog speech, which has been translated into human language by big brother Qi . (Don't ask how big brother Qi understands dog speech . Haven't you heard that writers are all erudite and multitalented . . . ?)
Date: Unclear . Weather: Grrreat!
This is my first diary entry, so I'll introduce myself . I'm called Er-Bai, husky by race . Currently 3 years and 8 months old . My papa is called Tang Pu, my mama is called Lu Ying-Ying, and I also have a big brother called Tang Yi-Bai [T/N] . I am ranked third at home . Behind papa, before big brother .
My big brother is a bad man . As for how bad he is, I won't say anything more . He's still my dear brother after all . Even if he's bad, I can't be disloyal, right?
AdvertisementOh, right, there's also Yun Duo . Yun Duo is my girlfriend . (Tang Yi-Bai: I dare you to say that again!) . . . She's my . . . big brother's girlfriend . Of course, she actually doesn't like my brother very much . Her favourite is still me . She'll play with me whenever she's free . She likes to throw balls for me to catch, and she also likes me to fetch her slippers for her . She loves me so much so of course I have to give her some face . I'll chew others' slippers to ribbons, but never hers .
I have many good friends . The toy poodle, Pekingese, and corgi living in the building next door are all my friends . To be my friend, you need to meet one basic condition, and that is your body cannot be more than half my size . For example, the Alaskan malamute upstairs . I have never bothered to be friends with him . (Yun Duo: It's actually because you can't beat him, right? = . =) As for breeds like the Samoyed, that's even more impossible . They are too beautiful, already the common enemy of all dogs — how can I ever be friends with one?! My friends can! Never! Never! Ever! Be! More! Handsome! Than! Me!
Now where was I? Oh, yes, I'm here to write a diary entry . It's my big brother's birthday today . The whole family is here to celebrate it together . Yun Duo has bought a fruit cake . There are strawberries, which I love to eat, on top . See, Yun Duo really cares about me very much deep inside . When she helped my big brother to light the candles, my brother kept smiling . Sigh, what a simple person .
After the birthday celebration, the two of them snuck into a room . How could this escape my observant dog eyes? I did not hesitate to follow them .
Oh my god, what am I seeing? My big brother is biting Yun Duo?! Even though you're my dear brother, I will not allow you to bite others! Biting is a dog's special privilege, okay?! What's more, the one you're biting is Yun Duo! Despicable!
(Yun Duo: Don't say anything more . qaq)
I barked furiously at him: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
He actually dared to look at me angrily . "Why are you here? Get out . "
Hoho, I shall not go out! I'm staying right here to protect my goddess!
I leapt into Yun Duo's arms and turned to glare back at him angrily . Yun Duo patted my head, encouraging me greatly .
But he, my own dear brother, did not spare any bit of consideration for our familial bond . He dragged me off of Yun Duo and threw me to the ground, and then . . . shoved me out of the room . . .
Finally, he slammed the door .
Hmph, you think that will be enough to stop me? Stupid human, you're too naive!
I ran outside, took a turn, jumped up to lean against the sill of the window to their room, and then stared coldly at them . [T/N]
Chapter end
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