Longevity is Different, Caishikou Was Beheaded at the Beginning Chapter 395

Having received the good news, Gao Buyi wanted to regain his strength, but unfortunately the power of dozens of Huanxi Demons is not fun, and that bottle of Sui Sui Dan is not very useful at all.

He only silently felt that there was no iron pestle and thimble, just a little bug.

He sighed secretly, and sniffed the lingering fragrance in the bridal chamber.

This is called "Fragrant Mist Ecstasy", which he specially arranged in advance to add to the fun, but now it is useless.

To avoid losing face, he quickly thought of an excuse, slapped his forehead, and said to Duan Yuhong:

"Ma'am, I remembered."

"Those four monsters were still left in the main hall by me. Although they were all loose cultivators, their magical powers and cultivation realms were all masters who could dominate one side. They were suitable to be recruited to be the dogs of our Gao family. Give better."

"I'll go to appease and appease first, and then allow some conditions. In addition, there are two family members invited by my wife, so it's not difficult for these four monsters to pay their respects."

High-sounding should not be said.

But even as innocent as Duan Yuhong, he could see that this fellow was timid.

If she was normal, she should blushed at this moment, said a word, and immediately cast a spell to summon a waterfall to wash away the dirty thing.

But she remembered Tao Zhenren's instructions and knew how to respond.

I saw this newly married female fairy, raised her eyebrows, looked at Gao Shiyi a few times, and nodded her head in dissatisfaction.

Immediately, in a voice that clearly suppressed his anger, he said:

"Go, don't come back too late."

"Besides, don't forget your previous promise. If you find another wife and concubine in this high mansion tomorrow, either you will kill me, or I will die with you, Duan Yuhong."

"You and I still need three chapters of the contract. First, you are not allowed to fool around with any fox fairy, dog demon, female magician and the like. Second, you need to disband all your sons and daughters who are ineffective and disobedient to human relations. Third, you must every three days. Turn over the public rations once."

"Gao Buyi, can you possibly do it?"

Duan Yuhong spit out these few words, and immediately saw a look of embarrassment on the face of this elegant middle-aged scholar.

After hesitating for a few breaths, he cautiously tried to change the conditions:

"Ma'am, calm down!"

"The first two conditions must be obeyed by a husband. With a wife, what should I do with those useless wives, concubines, and children."

"It's just the third condition, whether the lady can give grace is not a cowardly fight for her husband, but it's just at a critical moment, it's not good to indulge in the pleasures of men and women, and make mistakes in practice."

"Madam, don't worry, as long as your husband breaks into the cave, you can call [Dali Desire Desire] to help me."

"The one who asks for mercy at that time must be the lady."

Having said this, after seeing Duan Yuhong nod reluctantly, Gao Buyi dared not stay any longer.

Like a dog with its tail tucked, it ran away quickly.

Tao Qian and Yun Rong, who were in the dark, left one step earlier.

The big city lord who disappeared not long after the wedding banquet in the main hall of the city lord's mansion.

At this moment, he suddenly appeared holding his waist.

Then, in the puzzled eyes of the four monsters, they randomly searched for an excuse, and unexpectedly generated a bunch of their own offspring.

"Go away, a bunch of lazy idiots, they don't have a good cultivation base, they don't understand filial piety, they usually stare at my glamorous concubines, but now they can't even do something as simple as entertaining guests, how can they be qualified? Be my unsuitable descendant."

"It's also my fault that I dote on your unfilial sons too much on weekdays, but the rules have been changed from today."

"Go to the treasury to get a copy of the training supplies and secret book by yourself, and then all get out of Guangping City. The chicks will eventually fly high, so how can they stay with me to eat rice every day."

"By the way, take your old lady and little girls along with you."

"If you don't leave before dawn, then don't leave, and slaughter the compost."

This remark spit out, and the whole audience was shocked.

If it wasn't for the fact that there was nothing unusual about Gao's body, I was afraid that all the demons would doubt whether he was alienating and degenerating.

Or, simply get crazy.

Those children and wives and concubines who were suddenly affected by the disaster also thought the same, and wanted to beg for mercy or resist.

It's a pity that the current Gao Buyi has been poisoned with "the devilish poison of joy" in his body and soul. In addition, Tao Qian's first-level mantra is secret, and his own father can't break the curse even when he comes, let alone a bunch of trash.

So the next moment, a strange scene appeared in the city lord's mansion:

On one side is the big red happy character, the new concubine is in power.

On one side, the descendants wailed, as if they were raiding their homes.

The four monsters all saw the clue. The old turtle demon Deng Xuechao stared at Gao Buyi's waist with an ambiguous expression, and said with a wicked smile:

"City Lord Gao is really a free and easy person. When there is a new person, he forgets the old one."

"That Miss Duan is a beautiful girl, but she didn't expect to have such a charm, so that City Lord Gao ruthlessly expelled all the sons, wives and concubines in the mansion."

These two sentences were in his ears, and Gao Buyi immediately grinned and retorted very proudly.

"Brother Deng is not humane, so he doesn't know the beauty of humanism."

"My lady is a peerless stunner in the world. To be compatible with her is a bliss that ordinary people can't even imagine."

"Not to mention this group of trashy snacks, even if the lady said that she wanted to take charge of my life, Gao should not hesitate to hand it over."

After saying this, the four demons on the table looked at each other at the same time.

In the bottom of their hearts, they were all puzzled and curious.

Who doesn't know the high and inappropriate virtue?

Merry scholar?

No, it's just a debauched beast.

The demons thought that the so-called concubinage was still the same old trick of bullying men and women.

But I didn't want this guy to have such a change after a short period of time.

What kind of person is Duan Yuhong, a female nun from the South China Sea?

Although it is puzzled, it does not prevent the old turtle demon, who has long decided to join the Gao family, to seize the opportunity to flatter and please.

His ugly turtle face grinned into a ball, the mucus dripped, the red worm swayed, and he cupped his hands in congratulations:

"It seems that City Lord Gao has found the first immortal companion this time, congratulations."

"But I see that City Lord Gao doesn't seem to be very good at yin and yang. In this respect, my old Deng is quite proficient."

"I have a bottle of [Yuanji Turtle Essence Dew] here, and a book of "The Secret Method of Pregnancy of Ten Thousand Sons", all of which are good things that can make people proud."

"Just right, I didn't prepare any gifts when I came here in a hurry, so I gave these two things to the city owner to help."

This old turtle demon was half teasing and half flattering.

The other two demons over there also made a decision in their hearts and opened their mouths one after another.

Tao Qian, who was pretending to be a real Wutong, also echoed the trend.

"Daoist friend Gao, I also have a special technique here, which is called [Spiritual Dog Locking Yin Technique], which can be given to fellow Daoists. There is a saying in my book of life: there is no female spirit in the world that can resist this special technique. ."

"I don't have any secret medicine pills here. I can only give you a [prostitution ghost]. It's just an ordinary thing to have it possessed by one night."

"And me, although Wutong is poor, the Xianhe Mountain I am guarding is not bad. A few days ago, I found that there were a group of epimediums in the mountain. The valley is full of aphrodisiac spiritual plants that can nourish essence and qi, and I can cut them off and send them after I return to the mountain, and I hope fellow Daoist Gao will not dislike it.”

It is also strange that the serious gifts that these four demons used to congratulate Gao Buyi on their new marriage have not yet come out.

On the contrary, they each gave an aphrodisiac gift first. Even in the demon world, this scene is quite amazing.

If it were any other time, he would be questioned by several demon neighbors and underestimate his ability on the bed.

Gao Buyi must be outraged, let alone argue, muttering something like "I don't know how strong this city master is", "I'm not good enough to be fierce and fierce, where do I need these strange and ingenious techniques" and so on.

When he thought about these thoughts now, he felt a sharp pain in his waist and eyes.

He had to show a smirk on his face, and those who came did not refuse:

"Several Daoist brothers are so generous, do you think they have already made up their minds?"

"That being the case, how could Gao reject the good intentions of the four."

While speaking, this fellow probing hand took away those things that could aphrodisiac.

Tao Qian's promise of aphrodisiac spiritual plant is not available yet, but the turtle essence dew, the secret method of pregnant yang, the dog's yin lock, and the lecherous ghost given by the other three demons are all immediately available.

Gao Buyi, who had just suffered a tragic defeat under dozens of Huanxi Demons, now has confidence.

Holding a pile of good things, he secretly said: "It was Doze who came to the pillow, the lady just wait, my husband will come back and fight again."

Before leaving, Gao Buyi seemed to remember something, with a smile on his face.

Although most of the Gao family were beasts, they were used to being emperors.

The techniques of the emperor are all skilled.

Consciously having brought the Four Demons under his command, in order to prevent them from becoming arrogant by relying on the realm of cultivation, Gao should not speak at this time, half as a reminder, half as a temptation:

"By the way, there is another good thing that I almost forgot to tell the four brothers."

"My lady knows what I'm planning, and she deliberately took a lot of time to invite two high-level friends from the South China Sea to help."

"I heard that they are all Dongxuan monks who practice Buddhism. They are all magical and magical. Even if I hold the [Xuanyin Blood Frost Saber], I may not be an opponent."

"When these two come, plus the four Taoist brothers, Gao will be able to get a lot of luck with his great-grandfather in this trip."

"The things that Daoists are asking for to break through, the chance of success will also go up to a higher level."

"Today is a good day and auspicious day, good things happen again and again, and good news keeps coming."

"Little ones, come, pass it on, and celebrate with the whole city."

"Put out the running water mat for me, all the people who come are guests, and they will eat and drink for three days."

In the surroundings of Guangping City, the real people who should not be paid attention to are Wutong Zhenren, Li Fengxian, Deng Xuechao, and Qu Zhongyuan.

The rest of the demons and monsters were originally here to eat and drink.

Hearing that Gao Buyi said this, they applauded and flattered again and again.

After speaking, Gao Buyi bowed his hands to the four demons again:

"The four Taoist brothers don't want to go back to the dojo first, eat and drink well in the mansion, and at dawn, discuss the big plans with the four of you."

"Now, Gao, the beautiful girl in the anxious room, accompany you less."

The voice fell, and this fellow left in a hurry.

All the demons don't have to think about it, they all know that this fellow should have lost face in the bridal chamber before.

Now that I have the good things presented by the three demons, I plan to go back and fight again.

These people on the table are all Dong Xuan.

Now, he has to rely on Gao Buyi, who is only in the Transcendent Realm. Although he is lured by profit, he is still a little uncomfortable, especially Li Fengxian and Qu Zhongyuan, who are arrogant and arrogant, and even feel a little humiliated.

It should be noted that on the bright side, the four of them are now Gao Shiyi's "keepers".

Now it is better in Guangping City. Once you leave this place, you will join the army and see the rest of the Gao family, especially the Hundred Demons True Monarch Gao Yang.

The retainers are not counted, it is estimated that they will be regarded as the dog of the Gao family.

Thinking of this, including the old turtle monster Deng Xuechao, they all spit out a few words of yin and yang.

"Hey, I don't know if my old Deng's decision is right or wrong this time? With a single thought, the happy days will be over, and it will be under the account of the Gao family.

"Humph! I've already given you all the flattery gifts, so what's the use of talking about them now? Why don't you do your best and make some contributions? If you can really borrow the [Wonderful Tongtian Treasure Tower], you can take this opportunity to step into the realm of bliss, On that day, you can truly attain bliss and increase your lifespan by a thousand years, which is better than trembling with fear now, worrying that the nameless catastrophe will come at any time."

"I'm afraid that our plan may not be successful. There are only 24 honorable seats left in the treasure building. This number is not guaranteed. Let's not increase the enshrinement of the guests recruited by the rest of the family, and only say that Gao is not suitable for this lineage. Apart from the four of us, inexplicably there are two more Nanhai Buddhist cultivators? Could it be that there are two more vying for the throne."

"It's tricky, who doesn't know that Buddhist monks are the most insidious, and these two were invited by Duan Yuhong. Needless to say, the pillow wind is so powerful, it would be better if Gao Buyi asked for a position from True Monarch Baimo in the future. , if you're nervous, I'm afraid it will be those two people on the priority wheel."

"That Duan Yuhong is also hypocritical. I thought she was a chaste martyr when I saw her appearance before, but how could she know that she would be in a good mood when she turned her head?"

"More than that, do you really think that Gao Buyi is not good at masculinity? Everyone in the Gao family is an expert in this way, and that woman easily makes Gao Buyi admit it, not to mention chastity, she is clearly a professional If you want to talk, pretend to be the master of pigs and tigers."

"It's useless, unless that woman is a joyous devil from outside the realm, she can't hold the "Spiritual Dog Yin Locking Technique" I sent out."

"No or no, my turtle essence is stronger."

"The two of you don't practice the way of ghosts, how did UU read www.uukanshu.com know the power of lewd ghosts?"

The three demons quickly entered the role of retainers, just when the conversation started.

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and after looking at each other abruptly, Qi Qi looked at the fourth person on the seat with a probing gaze.

Wutong real person!

From the beginning, he has not said a word.

They are all familiar neighbors, and no one knows the details of Wutong.

Not to mention that he is a talker, but he is also a lover of noise.

At these moments, how could it be so silent, something must have happened.

The three demons just had this idea in their hearts, and the scene reflected in the next moment's eyes completely confirmed it.

Wutong Zhenren's face is ugly, like a rotten toad, full of sarcoma and pustules.

However, there were demons present, so I couldn't find much to see.

But at this time, Wutong was even uglier.

I saw its rotten face, which sometimes swelled, sometimes shrank, and densely packed pustules were born, and then quickly burst...

Until the three demons looked over, they looked at each other with the pair of dark green toad pupils that were gradually losing their humanity.

All three demons were stunned and shouted:

"not good!"

"Five Links Alienation!"

"Disaster is coming."

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