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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet! Chapter 8
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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet! Chapter 8

Chapter 8

At this moment, in Brother Yidao funeral shop.

After a slow and uneventful day, the doors of the shop had already been shut.

Having finished the lukewarm leftovers served by Li Yinuo herself, Li Yidao couldn't help but feel discomfort in his belly.

For safety's sake, he found himself squatting in the restroom, scrolling through videos of graceful yoga ladies.

He watched one captivating performance after another.

He subconsciously thought of the Little Bunny that he had followed.

“I wonder how that Little Bunny is holding up. Hopefully, she'll pay heed to my hints and manage to dodge the troubles.”

Yet, his confidence was wavering, as the system's functionalities were still in the experimental phase.

However, with the 83% death rate indicated by the system, Li Yidao felt that the chances of her dodging it were not high.

And if the worst were to happen, it would likely be tonight.

“I don't know what will happen.”

At this moment.

Li Yidao received a notification.

It wasn't just him. All the fans of the Little Bunny had received it.

Subconsciously, he clicked on it to take a look. It turned out to be the latest post by the Little Bunny.

Looking at the charming Little Bunny inside the video, he saw the filming location was a hotel.

Li Yidao's heart skipped a beat.

Could it be…

Was this the hotel where the Little Bunny would get into trouble tonight?

Underneath the post, the comments from eager fans began pouring in.

“Hey, isn't that a hotel? Did she waste any time booking a room?”

“They say Big Brother in the ranking is a good guy? I just hope he treats her right. If things go south, can I volunteer to fight for her?”

“Hehe, the person above wanting to fight certainly seems eager. Just drop a hefty donation and the Little Bunny will give you a queue number.”

“Ah, I envy them. I wish I could join the live stream…”

“Live stream? You must be kidding! I've just hacked into the hotel's network, and surprisingly, not a single surveillance camera in any of the rooms!”

“Upstairs, the police car is already on the way to your house.”

“Oh, how I wish I could…”

“No! You broke loser, you'll never get the top spot!”

“Hey, life's just not fair, huh? The goddess in your eyes might be moaning someone else's name…”

“Speaking of which, I wonder if Brother Dao's prophecy will succeed this time?”

“Prophecy? My foot! That's just a load of baloney! He jumps on other people's videos to advertise funeral discounts. it's pure clickbait!”

“Hey, isn't that Brother Kuang? I'm telling you, Brother Kuang, be careful! Brother Dao's predictions are warning you. He's got his eyes on you!”

“What the f*ck! Come on! I'm not scared at all. Come and follow me! Begging for following! I said it!”

“If you don't come, you're my son!”

“Brother Kuang is awesome! Wait for Brother Dao to descend!”

“+1”

“+1”

“+10086!”

Meanwhile, Li Yidao stumbled upon the comments on a profile named “Cycling Brother Kuang”.

He could not help but frown.

“This really annoys me.” He casually clicked on the person's profile.

He noticed that the person's videos were all about cycling in the great outdoors.

Seemed like a cycling streamer.

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Cycling Brother Kuang]

[Death Status Detection: 99% chance of death due to continuously deceiving viewers leading to a car accident]

[Host is recommended to follow the high-quality customer immediately.]

Huh?

Initially, Li Yidao was just casually checking it out.

But he didn't expect to find a high-quality customer with a whopping 99% chance of death?

Wow!

He glanced at the person's follower count.

It was well over a million!

This was undoubtedly a big-time streamer!

This made Li Yidao very jealous.

If he could gather over a million followers, why bother running a funeral shop?!

Wouldn't it be more lucrative to live stream and do product endorsements?

Since this was a high-quality customer, Li Yidao naturally decided to follow him.

He noticed that Brother Kuang's videos were divided into segments, each showing different stretches of road. None of the videos covered an entire route or area.

Moreover, the cycling routes were incredibly intricate, ranging from remote areas to the wilderness, and even cities!

If he looked closely at the timing and distance released in the video, it became clear.

This streamer was clearly a phony cycling enthusiast!

Many of the distances seemed plausible at first glance, but upon further scrutiny, they were completely illogical!

Who could maintain a cycling speed for days on end, right?

That was just a bunch of nonsense!

Therefore, the biggest possibility was that there was definitely a security vehicle behind him.

He would only ride it himself when he was recording videos.

“No wonder the system flagged him for continuously deceiving his fans…”

But Li Yidao was no longer surprised by such things.

Many hikers, cyclists, wilderness survival enthusiasts—almost all of them had an entire support team behind them, didn't they?

This wasn't anything new.

Fans usually wouldn't take it too seriously. After all, everyone was watching videos for fun.

As long as they were happy.

It was the Internet.

What was this?

It was a situation where one was willing to strike, and the other was willing to endure!

Mutual consent, nothing unreasonable about it.

But…

Why did the system give him a 99% chance of death?

Wasn't this a little too much?

He really didn't know how this car accident happened.

There was simply no way to figure it out.

Li Yidao pondered for a while but couldn't come up with a rational explanation.

The person's previous words had angered him a bit.

But after all, it was a living, breathing person. With a 99% chance of death, there was still a glimmer of hope.

After some thought, he found the person's most recent video and opened the comment box.

He typed a sentence after considering it, “Riding without rules, loved ones shed tears!”

Seeing that there was no notification from the system, Li Yidao pressed the send button with relief.

Of course, there was an iconic slogan at the back.

“No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!”

This should be enough, right?

By the way, to avoid obvious comments that might trigger a backlash from the system, Li Yidao had put in a lot of effort.

He sent an inconspicuous hint, coupled with an eye-catching slogan.

If this person still did not pay attention to it, then there was no other way.

After posting the comment, he followed him.

With his legs already feeling numb from squatting for so long, Li Yidao slowly stood up.

“D*mn it… it's gone numb again. When I have money, I'll definitely get a proper toilet. This squatting toilet in the old house is so uncomfortable…”

At this moment, after Brother Kuang had posted his own comment in Little Bunny's latest post.

His eyes were filled with satisfaction.

His lackey was confused.

“I say, Brother Kuang, why bother provoking that funeral director? What if he actually comes to give you a follow? Isn't that unlucky?”

“Hehe, unlucky? Can you use that two-ounce brain of yours?”

“What's so unlucky about it? I'm afraid he won't come! ”

“If he really comes, it will attract attention, and my fans alone will increase by tens of thousands. You believe it or not?”

“Hmm? Haha, Brother Kuang, you're awesome! You even thought of this move. This bro is indeed quite eye-catching now. As long as he follows us! Then, we'll promote it! Hehe!”

“Haha, you get it now, right? I'm not your average Joe. Just wait, if he dares to follow, you guys unleash the water army for a full-blown promotion frenzy!”

“When my fan count hits over two million, I'm starting a bicycle business! Then you can join me in counting stacks of cash!”

“Hehe, mighty Brother Kuang!”

“Hey, look who's here! Haha, this idiot actually followed me and even left a comment.”

“Riding without rules, loved ones shed tears!?”

“What a f*cking idiot! Who gives a d*mn about following the rules? If I played by the book, would the viewers still find it entertaining?”

“Alright, go ahead, find the water army and let's start flooding the scene! I'm about to go all out!”

As he spoke, Brother Kuang took a screenshot of the comments and opened his status to update a post.

“[Screenshot] Heh, these days, all sorts of bizarre creatures are crawling out. Gotta hand it to you, you've achieved greatness in the business!”

“I'm all ears today. I want to see how you're gonna make me 'get killed'!”

“@Brother Yidao Funeral Shop. Kid, if I, Brother Kuang, don't end up getting killed, you better vanish from the online world, or else I'll unleash my Kuangfeng Army and smash you to pieces!”

As he hit that publish button, the well-prepared water army swiftly walked on stage!

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Chapter 101 – Chapter 101: Murdered by Others, 100% Death?
Chapter 100 – Chapter 100: What Kind of Trash Is This?
Chapter 99 – Chapter 99: This Person, Kill Her Directly!
Chapter 98
Chapter 97
Chapter 96
Chapter 95
Chapter 94
Chapter 93
Chapter 92 – Chapter 92: A Fire Is Definitely Going to Take Place!
Chapter 91 – Chapter 91: Has Brother Dao Gone Crazy?
Chapter 90 – Chapter 90: Years of Lifespan to Use the Investigation Skill?
Chapter 89 – Chapter 89: I Can't Save Her, You Should Go Back!
Chapter 88 – Chapter 88: He Said That This Person Was Crashed to Death, and It Really Happened!
Chapter 87 – Chapter 87: The Funeral Ends, System Upgrades!
Chapter 86 – Chapter 86: Strange Wind! Crashed Four People!
Chapter 85 – Chapter 85: Half of the Eight People Will Be Killed!
Chapter 84 – Chapter 84: Furious Brother Dao! He Wants to Kill!
Chapter 83 – Chapter 83: The Mountain Girl Is Dead? Prepare to Stream the Funeral!
Chapter 82
Chapter 81
Chapter 80
Chapter 79
Chapter 78
Chapter 77
Chapter 76
Chapter 75
Chapter 74
Chapter 73
Chapter 72 – Chapter 72: Blade of Death! Consumed Two Times of Lifespan!
Chapter 71 – Chapter 71: The Giant Python in the Graveyard!
Chapter 70 – Chapter 70: Moving Graves? Are Both the Masters Crazy?
Chapter 69 – Chapter 69: Sister Zhou, You Can Warm Brother Dao's Bed
Chapter 68 – Chapter 68: Brother Dao, Your paper dolls Is Talking!
Chapter 67 – Chapter 67: Brother Dao Are You Okay? The paper dolls Are Alive!
Chapter 66 – Chapter 66: Brother Dao, Do You Have to Bury Me?
Chapter 65 – Chapter 65: Live stream Making Paper Dolls? Brother Dao I've Got to Hand It Over to You!
Chapter 64 – Chapter 64: Really Followed? This Is a Big Shot!
Chapter 63 – Chapter 63: F*ck! The Streamer Has Spotted Sister Zhou!
Chapter 62 – Chapter 62: The Yellow Paper Is Really Good. Why Don 't You Believe It?
Chapter 61 – Chapter 61: Plant What Seed, Reap What Fruit. Even Our Ancestors Were So Angry About This. (3)
Chapter 60
Chapter 59
Chapter 58 – Chapter 58: The Magical Yellow Paper!
Chapter 57 – Chapter 57: Police Officer Chaoyang Inviting Brother Dao for a Chat?
Chapter 56 – Chapter 56: Selling Paper Money on a Live Stream. If You Can't Use It Now, Store It First!
Chapter 55 – Chapter 55: A Peaceful Funeral, Second Stage Reward!
Chapter 54 – Chapter 54: All Six Killed in One Night? Business Is Here!
Chapter 53 – Chapter 53: Sulfuric Acid Splashed on the Face? That Was Life Threatening!
Chapter 52 – Chapter 52: Followed Six People Consecutively? Brother
Chapter 51 – Chapter 51: I'll Follow You If You Keep Bullsh*ting
Chapter 50 – Chapter 50: Sleepy Li Yidao Starts the Livestream Again!
Chapter 49 – Chapter 49: The Super–Rich People Will Die If They Had Been Followed!
Chapter 48 – Chapter 48: One Billion For a Life? But I Only Know How to Hold Funerals!
Chapter 47 – Chapter 47: Followed a Mr. Rich?
Chapter 46 – Chapter 46: The Old Man Was Guarding Their Comrades
Chapter 45 – Chapter 45: I Don't Believe in Grim Reaper! Kill Me If You Have the Guts!
Chapter 44 – Chapter 44: Is the Grim Reaper Really Here?
Chapter 43 – Chapter 43: Sorry, I Don't Have an Unfollow Button Here
Chapter 42 – Chapter 42: Brother Dao, How Many Should We Kill Today?
Chapter 41 – Chapter 41: Brother Dao Is Going to Start a Live Stream?
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Chapter 39
Chapter 38
Chapter 37
Chapter 36
Chapter 35
Chapter 34
Chapter 33
Chapter 32
Chapter 31
Chapter 30
Chapter 29
Chapter 28
Chapter 27
Chapter 26
Chapter 25
Chapter 24
Chapter 23
Chapter 22
Chapter 21
Chapter 20
Chapter 19
Chapter 18
Chapter 17
Chapter 16
Chapter 15
Chapter 14
Chapter 13
Chapter 12
Chapter 11
Chapter 10
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