I Am a Normal Player! Chapter 373

  Chapter 373 I hold grudges, you will eat dark dishes for a lifetime

   "Damn it, how dare you cancel my status as a local citizen." Wang Qi clenched his fists, looking at the middle-aged man in front of him with bloodshot eyes.

  The other party's tone was disdainful, and he glanced at Wang Qi: "Go away, I am in a good mood, I will spare your life today, and I will not spare you when we meet again next time."

   After speaking, he left holding the crock pot filled with stinky tofu eggs, obviously extremely happy.

   "You!!" Wang Qi played very hard, and after the person left, he hurriedly boarded the slightly miniature sea boat and prepared to run away.

  As for the conspiracy and calculations in the middle, these are all skipped. With Gu Shanhai's guidance and his own strength, there is no danger.

   "Speaking of which, can you sail a boat?" Gu Shanhai looked at Wang Qi who was hesitantly standing on the rudder, and asked curiously.

   "No." Wang Qi said very honestly, how could he sail a boat.

  He was originally just a local citizen, and he would feel uncomfortable when he was blown by the sea wind, let alone going into a ship to operate it.

   "Would you know it?" Wang Qi asked back.

   "A little bit, probably just step on the gas pedal to death." Gu Shanhai said, his experience comes from Xiaobai, it is like this when driving a boat.

  Wang Qi rummaged around, and then said: "Where is the gas pedal?"

   "I don't know, but do you feel that the boat is moving? By the way, have you put away the anchor?" Gu Shanhai felt that it was really embarrassing him.

   "Take it. Let's go."

"Wait, you don't know what an anchor is." Gu Shanhai sensed Wang Qi's uncertain tone. Wang Qi is illiterate, and although there are ships passing by in the area where he lives, he doesn't care about ships. I don't know, as a local resident before, I definitely won't get in touch with the work related to ships.

  Wang Qi is more like planing food in the ground. Eating and drinking are relatively unstable, and he can't even think about work. He is so thin and small, no one will want him.

   "Well, I really don't know. I have been planning to escape from work with all my heart before, and I don't know everything at sea." Wang Qi confided the truth.

   "Is the fresh water ready?" Gu Shanhai asked.

"Drinking seawater is enough. Why do you need fresh water?" Wang Qi asked suspiciously. In his thinking, the local people can't touch seawater so they don't drink seawater. Just drink sea water.

  Hearing this, Gu Shanhai was also full of shit, he was underdeveloped due to taking people away in advance.

It's no wonder that according to the established process, it is necessary to go through that experience, not only to sharpen Wang Qi's experience and mind, but also to give this guy the corresponding knowledge, or to go out to sea, let alone set sail, without even preparing the supplies .

   "Okay, you put away the isatid root instant noodles you got before enshrining, this thing may become your life-saving meal." Gu Shanhai said that you boy should wait to die.

   "What did I do wrong?" Wang Qi was not an idiot either, he immediately discovered the meaning of Gu Shanhai's words.

   "Well, I made a lot of mistakes. For example, now, do you know where you want to sail the ship? And do you know where you can get supplies?"

   "Even how to deal with sea beasts, how to fight back when other sea people attack you, etc."

   One question after another was thrown out by Gu Shanhai, making Wang Qi a little at a loss.

   "It's okay, I can enshrine your main body, get extraordinary abilities and food, as long as there is enough sea beast meat, if it is not possible, I can get three or five buckets of sea water."

   When faced with these problems, Wang Qi directly used his strength to solve them.

   "You are so arrogant, be careful that the feedback in the future will be all dark dishes, I will see how you swallow it." Gu Shanhai complained.

"I think dark cuisine is more practical. Not only can it be eaten, but it can also be used as a weapon. It is much more valuable than those normal delicacies. For example, my Banlangen instant noodles, just one bite, I can be three-spirited." God." Wang Qi said with joy.

  It's like the smell of stinky tofu eggs is an extraordinary effect, and Banlangen instant noodles also have its unique effect, which is to improve the spirit, that is, there may be a slight sequelae after lifting, there is no problem.

   If you want to ask what the sequelae are, it must be nausea and nausea during the temporary spiritual improvement.

   But it's still tolerable. After all, it's a physical problem. As long as you concentrate, this sequelae will be ignored.

"Next time, if I can get another stinky tofu egg, I will have a long-range lethal weapon. If I become extraordinary, I can directly strengthen the stinky tofu egg to the level of +12. I don't believe anyone can fight with me." war."

  Wang Qi has a soft spot for dark cooking ever since his brain became bright and was misled by Gu Shanhai. Especially when this dark cooking can be strengthened, he must make more use of it.

  If this stinky tofu egg is really strengthened to a level of +12, then it will be powerful enough to form a large area of ​​extinction.

"Just you? I don't think you can live to strengthen the stinky tofu egg to +12 level. With your body, when you strengthen it to +3, you will die because of the overflowing smell." Gu Shanhai said You kid is not good at oil and salt.

   It's that he doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. If a stinky tofu egg with +12 is really born, then he can take it out and hit people, it's like a nuclear weapon.

"It's okay, I can take my time. There are a lot of dark dishes, and you don't have to use stinky tofu eggs. You can also use the star-gazing pie before. The weird light in the fish's eyes is really good at scary." Wang Qi smashed it After taking a sip, I am still reminiscing about the taste of Looking up to the Stars.

   This dark dish tastes okay, but the appearance is too scary, those fish heads are as weird as alive, and they even beat him in the mouth after eating it.

But I have to say that it was this dish that allowed him to have the physical fitness of a normal person. If he hadn't had to, he would have thought of using it as a weapon. After all, the strange light emitted by fish eyes is very useful. He went to When intercepting food, rely on the function of this thing.

As for improving the effect of this dark dish through strengthening, he also thought about this idea, but he didn't implement it, because if he really wanted to strengthen it, if he ate it with his original physique, he would definitely die because of lack of supplementation. It has to be done step by step.

  After eating the unenhanced food, eat the enhanced food +1, and then strengthen it by +2, +3, etc., instead of eating +12 food directly, eating such a large span will undoubtedly kill you.

   "If you brush like this, my main body will change your strengthening rules sooner or later, and then don't cry." Gu Shanhai quietly modified the reward rules, main body? He is.

  The one in the Killing God League is the fake he made out of Wugu Lingzhi. Those people are already half crazy after thinking about it every day.

  That's right, this white jade gourd was pinched by Gu Shanhai with the name of the Five Elements Zong, and it is a special space formed by the three supernatural powers of Ruyi, the universe in the sleeve, and the transformation of the fetus into shape.

   There is also an advantage of hiding here with Wang Qi, that is, the world will not come against him. Since he helped Wang Qi kill the four rogues, he has been cleansed from the camp of the gods to the camp of the protagonist.

   As for the God Killing Alliance? What does that have to do with him being a portable grandfather? Obviously, the other party plotted against him, and then released the gods everywhere crazily. He is also a victim, otherwise he would have fallen by Wang Qi's side.

   Whitewashing is about methods and methods, and you can't force it. Just like Uchiha Itachi, as long as the editing settings are good enough, you can kill your whole family and become popular and become a positive role.

Originally, he really planned to send the avatar here, but just thinking about it, the avatar doesn't seem to have much sincerity, if he really wants to do this, the positioning is still behind the scenes, so if you want to do it, you have to do it to the end, it is not advisable to do big things and cherish yourself of.

  So after the whitewashing, all the world's targeting of Gu Shanhai disappeared, and he was also supported.

  That's right, it's support, which shocked Gu Shanhai a little. The world is really flexible, and he probably was forced to do so.

  For example, every time he helps Wang Qi, he can get a small piece of something similar to the law fragment. If the **** can improve its own strength after obtaining it, it is probably the substance that was sent when it was enshrined.

  Gu Shanhai has no use for any of them, and has saved them all. He intends to modify these law fragments and use them again. Even if he does not modify them directly, he will not use them in this world, but will use them after leaving this world.

   It's just that Gu Shanhai is more inclined to use it after modification, for example, to make the appearance of heaven and earth.

This thing is somewhat similar to the manifestation of heaven and earth. Unlike gods, this thing should belong to the blank phase, that is, there is nothing, and it is still a fragment. The quality is relatively average. If you want to get a complete blank phase, Gu Shanhai estimated that one million pieces would be needed.

   This is indeed a lot. Even a card game has never required a million fragments to synthesize a card.

  So don't even think about combining them together. Instead, Gu Shanhai can use this thing to make glue when he wants to make gods list, true spirit map and other manifestations of heaven and earth.

   It is impossible for the gods to be made by him so honestly, so something is needed to stick them, and this thing is very suitable.

   "Forget it, let's not talk about this, if our boat continues to drift like this, where do you think it will go?" Wang Qi asked while looking at the sea.

   "I don't know." Gu Shanhai perfunctory the other party with a high-quality answer.

   "You can predict the future, predict one."

   "Oh, you died of dehydration because you didn't drink water for a long time, and then you were sun-dried."

  As soon as the answer came out, Wang Qi was shocked: "So the sea water is really not drinkable!"

  He thought Gu Shanhai was joking, but he didn't think it was true.

"Yeah, what did I lie to you for? If you're an extraordinary person, it's okay, but you're just an ordinary person, and you must be drinking less and less water." Gu Shanhai's voice made Wang Qi feel a little desperate, and then he added: "You have to be equipped with corresponding fruits and vegetables. Otherwise, you will lack some necessary things for your body. What will happen to you? I won't say more."

   "By the way, what kind of food do you store?"

  Of course Gu Shanhai knew what he was stockpiling. He never expected that someone would stockpile salted fish and rice.

  Wang Qi tremblingly took out the previous mountain red, and asked: "Mountain and sea, look, is this enough?"

   "What do you think?"

   "I don't think it's enough. By the way, does your body have any thoughts on offering salted fish and rice? For example, if I offer three meals a day, can He accept it?"

   "Then how do I know, you will know if you offer it once, maybe you are lucky and will send you some fruits and vegetables directly." Gu Shanhai teased.

   "Then what if you're unlucky." Wang Qi swallowed.

"You are going to eat dark dishes to live your life. You offended too much before, and I have already blacklisted you. Don't think about getting good things in the future. They will all be arranged as dark dishes for you." Gu Shanhai said directly. Revenge, before offering corpses and **** mud, and even sending him rotten wood and rotten fish later, no matter how you look at it, you can't let the other party go.

Don't think he can eat Banlangen instant noodles and looking up to the starry sky pie, it's because these two dark dishes can still be eaten, let him try stinky tofu eggs now, if he can really eat it, in the next three to five years Don't even think about disappearing that stench in time, the kind that can fume you out with just a hiccup.

   Eating too much may have permanent effects.

   "I don't believe it!"

  At this time, Wang Qi thought that he might be able to save him again.

   The rice and salted fish were brought and offered directly.

   In order to show his sincerity, he took quite a lot.

  The enshrining process went smoothly, and the things were taken away, and a cheese the size of a millstone emerged.

  Don't say it, it looks normal at first glance.

"This is also dark food? Not like it, it smells good." Wang Qi is also a little happy. This should not be blacklisted. It is true that dark food has miraculous effects, but normal food also has it, and not yet sequelae.

   "Yes, the name is live maggot cheese kasumatsu. The digestion of the casefly larvae makes the food rot, and then promotes a special level of fermentation, and promotes the decomposition of milk fat in the cheese."

   “The texture of the cheese then becomes very soft and oozes a little juice.”

  Gu Shanhai looked at it and said casually.

   "Hiss~ This is too outrageous, why are there still bugs? Didn't they mean that this thing rotted?" Wang Qi discovered the maggots in the cheese, and this thing was still jumping, a living kind.

   "That's right, there are live maggots in the cheese. Otherwise, why would it be called live maggot cheese? Don't worry, you can definitely eat it, as long as you overcome your psychological and physical obstacles." Gu Shanhai said he would like to eat it or not.

   "By the way, eating this stuff has a probability of obtaining a supernatural ability. I'm not sure what it is. After all, it was given by the main body, not me."

   Seeing Wang Qi hesitate, Gu Shanhai directly gave him a reason he couldn't refuse.

   "Isn't it just a bug, it's digested like it enters the stomach." Wang Qi felt that if he ate it, he could gain extraordinary abilities, and that was worth it.

  The word "probability" was subconsciously ignored by him.

  (end of this chapter)

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