Dimensional Eroders Chapter 1234

The moment they yelled, "Respectfully invite the carp patriarch", these sailors already realized what Bailang was doing?

It turned out to be the Dragon King! They couldn't be more familiar with this stuff.

The children of the Celestial Dynasty have been accustomed to this since childhood. Nanming, in particular, has moved to Nanyang. He deals with water everywhere in his life, so he is naturally more familiar with the strange Dragon King.

Although these sailors are not the best, they have traveled all over the world and seen "Dragon King" with different painting styles in different regions. The Siamese "Pig Po Dragon King" has seriously encroached on the market of the traditional "South Sea Dragon King" from the Central Plains. After all, Siamese pig dragons can be seen everywhere in Nanyang, but 'Shenlong' is rarely seen.

So, Dragon King. What scene have we not seen? So all the sailors looked forward to Bailang's next performance.

At this moment, Lang secretly hooked up with Seafood City] and summoned the 'Carp King' who was practicing.

Just listen to 'pia! ' With a sound, a 'strange dragon fish' with a very restrained appearance, a little cartoon style on its face, its beard turned into wriggling tentacles, and a golden bone crown growing on its forehead.

The size of this thing is not big, compared with the complete 'King Carp' of previous dynasties, it can even be called small, only 1.2 meters long.

It is about 8 points gram type + 2 points cartoon Pokémon's mixed painting style, in the white round dead fish eyes, you can vaguely see the wise look of Pokémon. Carp King].

From the appearance of this fish as if it failed to evolve, it can be guessed that it has not been born for a long time, even if it is constantly distorting and evolving with the ability of Brain God, it has not been able to completely get rid of the initial style of the 0-level carp king.

The reason is also very simple. On the eve of entering the mission world, Bailang just carried out a round format update of Seafood City], absorbing some elements of abyss pollution].

The price is naturally to get rid of those veterans who are deeply polluted and disobedient!

As the Seafood City] Kanban creature, King Carp is naturally the first choice to welcome it. The one in front of me is the reincarnation of the brain, the new generation of Rinpoche that was reborn after cooling down for four full days. It was less than a day since he embarked on the road of development, and he was hurriedly invited out by Bailang.

Paji! Paji! Paji!

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the juvenile but energetic 0.8 gram carp king began to splash and twitch non-stop, jumping half a meter high. As if showing your health to everyone?

But in the eyes of the group of melon-eating sailors who don't know the truth, why does this ferocious fish, which looks a little mentally retarded, seem to be trying to escape from its owner?

Immediately afterwards, the group of sailors shook their heads, expressing that they had never seen it, never seen it!

After just a few more glances, they felt itchy and numb all over their skin, as if their flesh and blood had begun to lose control, splitting and growing into twisting fleshy worms.

So he hurriedly turned his head and didn't dare to look at the 'Carp Patriarch'. They had never seen such an evil thing before! As expected of the Dragon King, evil enough!

In the simple cognition of local mortals, the more evil the thing, the greater the mana, = the higher the **** position, = the good fortune and the righteous god. You are not evil enough to protect yourself, how can you protect mortal believers? Therefore, this dragon king is quite miraculous, and he must be a descendant of the righteous god!

Seeing that everyone dare not look directly at the underage Brain God. Carp King], Bailang secretly nodded to express his satisfaction. This wave of appearances has already played a deterrent effect, making everyone feel a sincere awe of the 'Carp Patriarch'.

Make good use of this emotion, and the rest of the ceremony will be half done.

So just listen to 'Kacha! ' There was a loud noise, the waves took half a step forward, the energy and blood were stimulated, and the current carp king stupa was trampled to death under his feet.

Such a sharp movement made everyone stunned and froze in place. The original chanting of "respectfully invite the carp ancestor" also stopped abruptly. Isn't this inviting the Dragon King?

Under the blank gaze of all the sailors, a microphone suddenly appeared in Bailang's hand, and everyone was even more confused! What is that? Some kind of magic weapon?

Feng Ying saw Bailang take out the microphone, and immediately heard the string song to know the elegance.

Without waiting for the waves to make a sound, they grasped the timing with great precision, manipulated the small satellite in the sky acting as a light source], aimed at the white waves, and projected a beam of light, which instantly became the focus of the audience.

All the sailors had restrained expressions, and subconsciously straightened their bodies. Lang quietly put on the profession of mortician], and at the same time embedded Seafood City] in the auxiliary position, the minimum power of the 'carp network' was slowly opened, and mental pollution + pua started.

Then, Lang said slowly: "Dear brothers, in this night of emerald green trees and cypresses, where heaven and man share grief. We gather here with great sadness to bid farewell to one of our good teachers and helpful friends, a The dragon elite who died young, the carp ancestor Sen!"

"Where's the sad applause?"

Hearing the authoritative reminder from the owner, and under the spiritual hint of "Carp Network", the sailors applauded enthusiastically, and gradually became infected by the atmosphere they participated in and created, and their attitudes became serious unconsciously.

Papa papa... The applause of mourning rang out.

Satisfied, Lang raised his left hand and lowered it slightly. The scene instantly returned to silence, leaving only the sound of 'crashing' waves.

"The clouds are low, the water is swallowed, the sky is weeping blood, and the earth is mourning!"

With this set of parallel sentences, the aura of the literati rushed to the face, awakening everyone's DNA that has been ruled by the literati group for thousands of years, high-end! Really high-end! I don't understand, I just want to lie.

"The ancestor of the carp died 30 seconds ago due to a shattered skull fracture + brainstem powder blow. He passed away 30 seconds ago. Lalaiye time, 1 day and 9 hours."

"At this moment, relatives are covering their faces, friends are sad, and passers-by are choking. Here, please allow me to express my deep condolences to the carp ancestor on behalf of all the employees of Bai's Fishery! Everyone mourns for 10 seconds!"

The sailors on the ship looked solemn, closed their eyes and mourned silently, as if they could feel the blood in their bodies whining. The fish vein transformation is affected by the carp network

"The past is vague, and our tears are hazy. Even if there are thousands of words, we can't express our thoughts about it!"

"Death before the hegemony is achieved will make the fish clan burst into tears. The long song should cry, the dead will die, and the living will be kind. Carp King, you can go with peace of mind! Your descendants will follow your will and will The 'power of the fish veins' will be carried forward, and it will shock the sea!"

Hearing this, they vaguely guessed that their 'fish vein power' came from the Dragon Queen in front of them, and the sailors all proudly puffed out their chests.

"The road to **** is long, safe journey!"

"The filial son is crying and mourning, get up!"

Bailang put down the microphone, waved his arm, and instantly summoned more than a dozen 'domestic water monkeys' from Lalaiye to warm up the scene, consolidating the sad atmosphere at the moment.

The first water monkey rushed to Bailang's feet, the carp king who was twitching non-stop as if he hadn't died because it was too fresh. One slipped and knelt, slid in front of it, grabbed the ground with its head, and cried, "Old Ancestor, you died so miserable!"

Swipe!

Not to be outdone, the other water monkeys also slid and knelt in lightning, like a group of curling balls, knelt down in front of Bailang with zero friction, kowtowed angrily, and wailed loudly: "Old Ancestor, have a good journey!"

"Old Ancestor, we water monkeys cannot live without your wise leadership!"

At this moment, a domesticated water monkey with an extremely staunch personality disdained to be with other classmates who could only cry, and suddenly stood up and shouted: "Old Ancestor, the monkey will go to the underworld with you!"

After saying that, its five fingers popped out of the sharp house, wiped its throat, and killed itself in the Pacific Ocean, and broke its soul in the Arabian Sea. Fully inherited the loyal and noble character of the house elves.

Fuck! Do you want to be so dedicated?

As if they were infected by the performance of this water monkey, the other water monkeys also followed their ancestors.

Those 'Yid Vein Sailors' who also had traces of 'Gu Parasite' in their bodies, who could barely be counted as the direct foreign descendants of the carp ancestors of this year, also felt strong sentimentality.

He wouldn't commit suicide, but he couldn't help crying, as if his father had really died. This is the blood in their bodies, coupled with the authoritative brainwashing of Bailang's "funeral mode", subtly changing their thinking, implanting memes, and creating a group of dutiful sons for this "ancestor carp".

Then use this group of sailors as the anchors for the contact between the alien invasive species. Carp Ancestor Corpse] and the Doufen Continent.

Using people as anchors, matchmaking, selling themselves completely, and successfully immigrating. In one fell swoop, he won the 'Green Card of Underworld'.

Just when the "Yu Xiaozi" were being manipulated by Bailang and a little bit of pua was cast into shape, a burst of rhythm stuttering was not pleasant, but it was not an unpleasant fart sound, which suddenly sounded on the deck, adding a ray of sadness to the atmosphere The background bgm of the grievance.

At this moment, Xiao Fufu, who often attended her father's funeral and ate and drank, habitually took out her kazoo and started her music performance. Play the best "Jucilang series".

Immediately, Jack, who has always loved to compare with his sister, summoned a group of domesticated little skeletons, stepped on the corpses of domesticated water monkeys, and danced an explicit and spicy dance to add to the fun, and the group of demons danced wildly.

Afterwards, Feng Ying, who participated in such an interesting underworld activity for the first time, grinned happily to collect materials for the video, and at the same time, relying on her not rich common sense of life, she selected several cute "Pokés" from the Hell of Holding the Head Little Dream Zombies, such as Pickup, Xie Mi, Nine Tails, and Master Itachi, came to offer gifts to the "Old Carp Ancestor" with handfuls of white paper flower test papers.

The already crowded deck became more and more lively.

At this time, Fuguiwan also smelled the chicken dancing, and stepped into the sky step by step with the moon in one hand, echoing with the small satellite in the sky, and then opened Fugui].

It didn't choose the explosive hot-eyed dance. Instead, it flattered and played Fufu's "Jucilang series", using pure music to match the performance of the little master at the moment, without overwhelming the guest at all.

When Fufu opened the music concert, he did not forget to put on the Victoria's Secret vestment, danced in the air, and danced the little swan.

Po has a kind of horror smell like a female hanged ghost's earth-bound spirit trying to fly to the moon but unable to escape the rope bondage, and simply spins crazily in the sky.

The cargo ship at this moment is really frighteningly gloomy. There are dancing hot-eyed ghosts of unknown gender but with thick legs floating in the sky. On the deck, there are either little dancing skulls or monster little zombies laying wreaths. Fufu is still creating spirits Pollution bgm.

The group of Yumai sailors was overwhelmed by sadness, thinking of the scenes of the sad parting in their hearts, they began to cry.

Imagine, in the dark night, on the vast sea, a pale light source suddenly lights up, and a group of humans on the boat watch the demons dance wildly, and make piercing howls, it is too **** incomprehensible!

No, the strong human breath attracted a group of sea monsters.

As soon as they poked their heads out, they saw this creepy scene, and were shocked by the strong mourning chorus. Which demon **** is this] descended on this ship at night, is it to eat the entire ship of humans as sacrifices?

As soon as the monsters poked their heads out, they couldn't help wanting to say, 'Sorry! Wrong way! excuse me! ' Quality three times, and then immediately sank.

However, the Fugui Pill released from the sky is like a magnet, firmly attracting their sight, unable to turn their heads, let alone leave.

His eyes were so hot that they were in tears, his heart was extremely terrified, and his lower body was also in tears. This taste is too tormented, too tortured!

I decided to give up swimming and let the sea drown me! Sorry, I have gills and I can't die, ah ah ah ah more desperate!

At this time, Bailang also felt that the 'power' absorbed by the funeral ceremony] had increased a lot out of thin air. He realized that in the vast sea, he had recruited a group of spectators. Naturally, he would not refuse their viewing ceremony, so he chose to ignore it.

In the next step, Lang picked up the microphone: "The filial son carries the corpse, and the ancestor returns!"

He built this well tonight to make the tomb of the 'Carp King'. Therefore, there is no need for a coffin, and you can be buried directly in the well, trapped in it, and turn into a dragon!

After speaking, Bailang gave Feng Ying a look. UU Reading www. uukanshu.com Rich Lolita understands in seconds.

The filial son has committed suicide and cleansed himself, so this drama will naturally not go on. So she secretly operated, selected 7 domesticated water monkeys and made them into zombies, and controlled them to climb up tremblingly again. One team leader and the other six were divided into three groups, and the carp ancestor was carried up. Before turning 'Longjing' upside down, uncover the single-sided glass cover.

At this time, there is no need for mirror reflection, and it has become an unfathomable 'deep well' connected to the sea.

Plop!

The corpse of the carp king was thrown in, and the zombie water monkeys went back and forth for several rounds, throwing the corpses of other compatriots in to be buried with them, and finally they themselves joined it.

At this time, only the last leader remained, and under Feng Ying's control, he ran to lift up the cracked statue of the Rain God, and as a funeral object for his ancestor, he threw himself into the well and sank together.

So far, the funeral is complete!

Bailang injected the power mobilized by the "funeral ceremony" into this Dragon Well, and with Shenjing's Carp King as the core, he activated the tomb sealing technique, defining it as a tomb!

Not only that, Bailang also mobilized the collective will of all the audience's aborigines, and with his own 25% affinity to the world, forcibly co-signed to attack the origin, and officially certified this 'funeral'.

At the same time, because the 'Idol' had fallen into the stone well built by the 'Altar', Bailang also relied on his 25% world affinity to forcibly connect and use a 'crab' as a sacrifice to forcibly dial the world. The other end is Rain God].

In this wave, he intends to exchange the 'private funeral' that does not have any legal nature, under the witness of the will of the world, with the Rain God's partial 'property rights' in the underworld.

Rectify the name of the 'Carp Patriarch', help him immigrate to clean up his crimes, get a 'underworld account + real estate', and become a player in Doufen Continent]!

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