Black Belly Wife Chapter 104

Published at 2nd of June 2021 12:22:38 PM

Continued from the previous chapter → The dungeons of the Five Poisons Sect were truly no place for a human to stay......

But compared to the situation at hand, this single hair out of nine ox hides was not worth mentioning.

Chu Changge looked at Murong Yunshu through the bronze mirror, only to see that she was still holding the sword hilt with both hands so that the sword stood impartially right in front of her. If this sword chopped backwards, it would split her into two halves, with no difference between the two halves at all. Fortunately, she would not cut herself. Unfortunately, she looked like she wanted to cut him.

Murong Yunshu began to move forward very slowly, one step at a time.

Chu Changge hurriedly turned to face her, deliberately putting on a scared look and said, "Yunshu, don't be impulsive."

Murong Yunshu gave him a blank look and said, "I don't feel good if I don't shave your face clean." She admitted that she had a cleanliness fetish and obsessive-compulsive disorder and could not stand someone looking so unkempt like that.

"......" Chu Changge did not know whether to laugh or to cry, "Then, you can't use Qinglong to shave my beard! Qinglong is crafted from the blood and bones of ancient spirit beasts, and the sword has a powerful spiritual nature. If you're using it as a razor, how embarrassing will it feel!"

At this time, the outrageously efficient Heavenly Killing Demons had already boiled water and put it inside the room——it seemed like the bathtub broke the door by itself. Outside the door, the nine of them heard Chu Changge's words, 'If you're using it as a razor, how embarrassing will it feel'. The corners of their mouths twitched slightly as they mumbled to themselves, 'You're using us as mess cooks, how embarrassing that make us feel!'

Having been assassins for most of their lives, they never dreamed that they would one day surround their Leader like a guardian, let alone have to do such menial work as boiling bathwater.

If they had known this, they should have immediately left when they rushed to Feiyang Mountain Villa after receiving a summon from the Sect Leader and only to find that it was already too late. Instead of following the markings that he left behind, and chased after them to the Five Poisons Sect. Anyway, their duty was to kill for the Sect Leader, not to protect him.

When the bathwater arrived, Murong Yunshu hesitated a few moments and finally decided to shave off the hair on his face first before watching the beautiful man take his bath. "I will change to a kitchen knife." She threw down his sword and went out looking for a kitchen knife.

Chu Changge held his forehead. He helplessly looked at her back for a long time and suddenly remembered what a spectacle he was that it would be too horrible for others to endure at that moment. He hastily picked up Qinglong, looked at the mirror with a determined heart and did it himself.

Not long after, Murong Yunshu returned with a kitchen knife in his hand, but as soon as she raised her eyes, the knife slipped from her hand. "Chu......" She covered her mouth to keep herself from shrieking out while staring in awe at the sight before her, with her eyes filled with shock and heartache.

At this moment, Chu Changge was planning to take a bath. He had long removed his clothes from his body. When he heard the sound of something falling to the ground, he turned around with a smile. "Madam, this is not the first time you have seen your husband's naked body. Why are you looking so surprised like that?" Chu Changge said as he walked towards Murong Yunshu. His face was full of wicked smiles, ready to tease her.

Murong Yunshu, however, was utterly blind to his smile as she stared unblinkingly at his hair, "Your......hair......"

His hair? Chu Changge raised an eyebrow and grabbed a strand of his hair to look at it, "What's wrong with my hair?"

"They're white." It took a lot of strength for Murong Yunshu to say those words.

"Oh, you meant this." Chu Changge realised it in a flash. Then he put down his hair and explained with a smile, "I used some medicine on them. It's not that they have turned white."

For some reason, when he said his hair wasn't turning white, Murong Yunshu saw a hint of doubt in his eyes, as if he wasn't too sure about his own words. When she tried to see the truth again, the uncertainty had disappeared and was replaced by an endless smile.

Was she paranoid?

Murong Yunshu asked dubiously, "Did you put the medicine on your eyebrows too?"

"I applied it on my beard too." Chu Changge wiped his chin, "You don't believe me."

"You've shaved them clean. What else is there to see?" Murong Yun gave him a blank look, then suddenly, as if she had thought of something, asked, "What kind of medicine is that?"

Chu Changge answered, "It inhibits hair growth. I was in too much of a hurry to practice, and the internal energy of Burning Heart Palm of Feiyang Mountain Villa wasn't identical to the true qi in my body system. Since I was in a hurry, when I finished the first phase of the Burning Heart Palm, I immediately went on to the next training phase without waiting for the two to merge fully. This vicious cycle leads to internal disorders, resulting in excessive hair growth. It's all right now, but just in case, I put medicine on them so I won't become a savage in the mountains again——" After a pause, Chu Changge added more words, "and be disliked by you."

Hearing his explanation, Murong Yunshu breathed a sigh of relief and was amused by the last words he said. "If you think that image of the savage is acceptable, I apologise for my previous dislike of you." She said with a smile.

Chu Changge stared at her for a few seconds, then decisively shook his head. That previous image of him would only scare people to death when he went out.

In response to his reaction, Murong Yunshu's pursed lips let out a smile for a little while. Somehow, at the moment she dropped her sight, all of a sudden, something suddenly flashed from the corner of her eyes, that she suddenly became deeply in shock that her face lost its colour. Wha, what did she just see……

Chu Changge was satisfied that she finally noticed that he was talking to her naked at that moment. "This husband thought that his naked body was no longer tempting for Madam." He smiled in a highly ambiguous manner. [+]

Murong Yunshu had already recovered from the initial 'glimpse of a startled swan. Generally speaking, she could still hold her own as long as she didn't look at it.

It was not like she hadn't seen her own man's naked body before. Murong Yunshu mentally convinced herself to ignore the 'thing' she saw just now and said as if nothing had happened, "The water is getting cold."

"Cool water is good. It can lower the heat." Chu Changge smiled meaningfully.

Hearing the word 'lowering heat', Murong Yunshu's face blushed to the roots of her ears. The 'startled swan' began to appear in her mind, and she became even more embarrassed. Was she overthinking it, or was he making a pun?

Chu Changge added, "Madam, don't worry, your husband is so energetic that a cold shower won't be a problem."

Murong Yunshu twitched her lips. It was not like she was worried about......wait......what did this have to do with being energetic? One should be strong and fit, to say the least, right?

Looking at Chu Changge's eyes that were filled with unparalleled……naked……on the verge of breaking out……desire, Murong Yunshu immediately realised what he meant. She spoke without a second thought, "You, you……how can you be thinking of such a thing!"

"Huh?" Chu Changge was stunned for a moment and then burst out laughing. "What kind of thing?"

Murong Yunshu bit her lip and said sullenly, "You know what."

Chu Changge said, "I don't know. My thoughts are different from yours. I can't believe you're actually thinking about those things."

"...how do you know what I'm thinking when you can't think of what I'm thinking?" Murong Yunshu asked.

Chu Changge said, "It was you who first said I was thinking of those things that made me want to know what you were thinking. But that doesn't mean I know what you were thinking because I didn't think of those things you were saying."

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She couldn't listen to this anymore! Murong Yunshu couldn't endure no more that she had to interrupt him, "You just have impure thoughts anyway."

"Well, I do have impure thoughts." Chu Changge confessed and then threw her into the bathtub. From a bystander's perspective, it looked like Murong Yunshu had flown into the tub on her own, and during the time she was flying, her clothes all flew away. When she fell into the tub, she was already naked.

Murong Yunshu wiped the water on her face with her hand while saying with shame and annoyance, "Chu Changge, you are a rascal!" It was not enough for him to be a rascal, but to use his ability to fetch things from a distance......in such a perverted way! He was bullying her for not knowing martial arts, wasn't he?

"Well, I am a rascal." Chu Changge stepped into the bathtub with a big smile and said, "You played rascal on me first, then I played rascal on you."

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"When did I play rascal with you?" Murong Yunshu's whole back was stuck on the bathtub, and she curled up to the minimum. Her arms crossed in her chest, and her eyes were full of accusation and wariness.

Chu Changge couldn't help laughing. "With that look on your face, those who don't know will think I'm going to bully you."

Murong Yunshu raised an eyebrow. Isn't it?

Chu Changge sighed helplessly as he said, "If you're acting like this, how am I going to explain to the Chu ancestors?"

Murong Yunshu froze. What did their boudoir matters have to do with the ancestors of his Chu family? Besides, even if he wanted to explain, it would be a hundred years later, and he still had a long time to choose his words......

"You can't have a baby while looking like that." Chu Changge said with an appearance of finding her reaction as a real headache.

Murong Yunshu looked out of the window numbly. There was no thunder in the sky. But why did she have the feeling that she had been struck by lightning?

She was just not used to being 'bare' and honest with him. It wasn't like she wouldn't.......make love with him.

Thinking about making love, Murong Yunshu suddenly felt uncomfortable all over, as if something was missing.

It was probably because she had coiled her legs for too long. Murong Yunshu was about to change her position, but unexpectedly, she bumped into something hard as soon as her feet moved.

Just by feeling with her toes, she knew what it was.

Murong Yunshu felt so embarrassed that her feet froze in place, and she could neither stretch nor retract them. What was even more embarrassing was that a wave of heat began to cascade through her body, and her cheeks were so hot that they seemed to be burning up. Murong Yunshu subconsciously lowered her head to avoid the burning eyes that she could feel even with her eyes closed. What she didn't expect to see when she looked down——made her burned even more.

How nice it would be to have a hole in the bottom of this bathtub. [+]

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……

Thinking of last night's embarrassment, Murong Yunshu still wished to find a hole to burrow herself into. After going round and round, telling him all the good things and bad things, she still ended up taking a bath with him. Of course, apart from that, they also did all the things they shouldn’t have done.

What was she doing this for?

With a soft sigh, Murong Yunshu decided not to make unnecessary struggles in the future. After what happened last night, she realised that she would never beat the man surnamed Chu in the matter of who had thicker skin.

He must be back in the dungeon by now.

Thinking about it, Murong Yunshu couldn't help but shake her head. Did he have to do everything that shocked heaven and rocked the earth and vigorously?

"I was such a sorry figure when I went in, so of course, I had to be impressive when I came out." Remembering Chu Changge's expression when he said this, Murong Yunshu couldn't help laughing. She really didn't know what to do with him!

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