Chapter 1188 Tsunade with poor drinking capacity and even worse wine quality!
The next morning~~
Bursts of birds chirping from outside the window gradually awakened Tsunade, who was sleeping soundly. Because of the hangover, she still had some headaches and dizziness.
But after she recovered a little, she immediately felt that the weight of the quilt on her body was not right.
So he opened his eyes and moved his gaze down.
The corner of Tsunade's eyes twitched the next moment, and bursts of anger ignited in his heart!
Tsunade was not surprised by her large-character sleeping posture, because Tsunade knew that her sleeping posture after drinking was like this, but what made her eyes twitch was the situation on her body at this time.
Hao Shuai, who was sleeping in his clothes, was lying on her body with half of his body lying on her body, with a soft ball on his right cheek, drooling from sleep, and another ball around his left arm. The most serious thing was that Tsunade's skirt was completely open. .
Seeing that his clothes were still there, Tsunade was slightly relieved.
But when he thought of Hao Shuai's posture, the veins in front of Tsunade's forehead suddenly popped up. After taking two deep breaths, Tsunade clenched his right fist and punched it.
"Boom~~"
Poor Hao Shuai, still in his sleep, was smashed out of the hotel by Tsunade's strange force, flying a hundred meters away, plowing a large gully on the ground.
"Kao~~ Big fat sheep, you murdered your husband!" Hao Shuai, who was hit so hard, naturally couldn't fall asleep anymore, and when he woke up, he cursed at Tsunade who was chasing him out.
"You **** brat, today either you die or I die!"
Tsunade rebuked angrily, and the anger in his heart burned more and more vigorously.
"Look at what you said." Hao Shuai said calmly: "They are all old couples, what are you talking about?"
"Hmph~ You despicable villain, take advantage of me while I'm drunk! Go to hell~~" Tsunade said a little angrily.
As soon as the voice fell, she slammed Tianshou's foot on the ground, making a round hole again, and then stepped on her feet, her figure exploded, and she rushed towards Hao Shuai again.
Hao Shuai didn't want to confront her head-on, so he performed Lingbo Weibu, and the wind howled all over his body, driving his figure to be fast and agile.
After dodging the opponent's attack again, Hao Shuai did not forget to tease: "Who is taking advantage of someone's danger? It was obviously you who took the initiative to drag me into the room last night."
"Fuck you, I will take the initiative to pull you into the room?!" Tsunade only felt the anger in his heart grow worse, and his elbow slammed over.
At this moment, Tsunade feels that Hao Shuai is a person who dares to do what he doesn't dare to do.
"You don't believe it?" Hao Shuai continued to dodge, while saying: "You should think about what happened last night for yourself? Otherwise, you can call Jingyin to ask!"
Seeing how confident Hao Shuai was, Tsunade stopped what he was doing in doubt, and began to recall what happened last night.
Hao Shuai really didn't fool Tsunade~~
It was indeed she who dragged herself into the room last night.
Hao Shuai didn't expect Tsunade's drinking capacity to be so bad, and the wine quality was even worse.
In fact, it can't be said that Tsunade's drinking capacity is poor~~
It's because she has never drank liquor with such a high count.
It's fine if you haven't drunk it~~
She is not afraid of death and fights with Hao Shuai, a coward.
The result can be imagined.
Originally, Hao Shuai saw that Tsunade was drunk and he had won, so he planned to send her back to the room to rest with Shizune.
Tsunade, who didn't know that the wine tasted bad, murmured all the way that he was not drunk, and he would not return to the room when he died.
After sending her back to the room with great difficulty, she insisted on pulling Hao Shuai to prevent him from leaving.
Even Jiu Zhuang shouted cowardly: "Didn't you say that I belong to you? Come~~~"
As a mature man, Hao Shuai would not be persuaded to be so provoked.
Immediately dismissed Mute and stayed.
Fortunately, although Hao Shuai was a bit of a scumbag, he was still a man of principle. He didn't do anything interesting while he was drunk, but fell asleep lying next to Tsunade with his clothes on.
As for why he would lie on Tsunade when he woke up early in the morning?
This is pure habit...
After being reminded by Hao Shuai, Tsunade finally recalled what happened last night.
Hao Shuai breathed a sigh of relief.
It's a pity that Hao Shuai forgot~~
Never share the truth with women.
"Beasts are worse!"
Tsunade, who became angry from embarrassment, slammed his foot on the ground, and a round hole burst out again.
She bounced off the momentum and bombarded Hao Shuai with both fists.
At this time, Tsunade did not lose his temper because he had figured out the ins and outs of the matter, but was even more angry because of Hao Shuai's actions.
A stunning beauty like my old lady is lying in the room and letting you do whatever you want, yet you are lying on the side to sleep? !
Who the **** is looking down on!
Is my wife so unattractive?
Things that are not as good as animals!
It's really unbearable for uncle and auntie, if you don't beat him to death, it's hard to get rid of the hatred of being humiliated!
Unprepared, Hao Shuai dodged his fists, but had no choice but to block the knee bump that followed.
Boom!
The violent power shook him out, and Tsunade chased him again.
"Wow, Tsunade, do you need to be so ruthless? You're trying to kill someone, right?" Hao Shuai rubbed his sore arms, and said, "You said you were forty or fifty years old, why are you still so angry?" ? Could it be menopause?!"
"Die!"
Tsunade bared his teeth and grinned, furious in his heart.
This bastard, he looks like a man, why does he speak so irritatingly!
The two sentences are inseparable from my old lady's age!
yes~~
My mother is a bit older, but she is still beautiful and youthful.
I don't know who is rushing to ask my old lady to follow him!
The more he thought about it, the more angry Tsunade didn't listen to what Hao Shuai said, chasing him was like chasing him hard.
At this moment, the entire Pamphlet Street was bombarded continuously, and the ground was cracked, causing the town to shake endlessly.
The residents in the town trembled, for fear that the powerful ninja would accidentally destroy their homes.
This is the sorrow of ordinary people in the world of high martial arts, living in a world with these ninjas who destroy the world every minute, unless they become one of them, they can only live like a quail.
Hao Shuai also knew that if Tsunade was not allowed to vent the anger in her heart, she would not give up, and could only resist Tsunade's crazy attack.
Fortunately, ninjas are not good at protracted battles. In addition, Tsunade's ten-year career as a gambler has weakened his strength.
The actual combat power is still very strong, but it cannot last long because the physical fitness is too bad.
So after a while, she got a little cramp, her hands and feet were weak, and she lived up to her previous arrogance.
In the original plot, she was also like this. She only fought for a short time with Yakushidou, who was only an elite jōnin, and her bones and muscles were at their limits.
Although it may be said that there may be hands and feet under the covers, it also shows that her current physical fitness is really bad.
After dodging Tsunade's monster force punches one after another, he clearly felt that the strength of Tsunade's fist was not as strong as before.
Seeing the other party panting and sweating profusely again, Hao Shuai didn't know that Tsunade was about to wither.
At the moment, he laughed loudly: "Tsunade wife, you can't fight anymore! That's right! It's not good to fight!"
Unexpectedly, with this stimulation, Tsunade broke out again, and even started to seal to remove the yin seal on his forehead...
(end of this chapter)
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