These Dangerous Girls Placed Me Into Jeopardy Volume 2 Chapter 39

TL: flarewk

"Well, Lian Bing, wait here for me awhile, I'll go in to look for the napkin, meanwhile using the toilet again as well."

After reaching the entrance of the washroom, I retracted my hands from between Lian Bing's breasts, while Lian Bing displayed an innocuous face as she tilted her head sideways and asked.

"You really don't need me to accompany you inside?"

I deeply frowned my eyebrows and purplexedly enquired.

"What do you want to go in for?"

"To accompany you using the toilet together~? Cheng Jun, when your urinating didn't you need someone to help you hold there before you're able to pee out? I feel that I being your girlfriend, have a duty to take onto this mission~"

"I don't even have that kind of perverted habit, okay!"

"But that photograph..........ah, don't tell me, my sister-in-law was really helping you to masturbate? I even thought that it's merely my maid's malicious editing, but never did I expect it to be factual after all."

"Shut up!! Don't mention about that photograph any more!!"

Having that photo being taken, was simply my life's greatest black history already!! Especially since this black history was being currently held by the most disastrous person, which caused me to be so humiliatingly committed to her..........

It's so suppressingly wrongful! So suppressive till my entirety was extremely terrible already!

Best not that I get ahold onto your weakness! If not I'll definitely play around entirely with you from inside to outside throughout!

Perhaps she had seen me almost about to implode, for Lian Bing then halted, not continuing to agitate me any further.

"Huhuhuhu, then I'll first go back and wait for you~"

Seeing that look of as if she's very innocent expression, I only felt that my entirety had lost away all of its strength, having the rage but unable to vent it out, being extremely depressed.

"What's the purpose of you coming along at all.........."

"Scared that you'll be lonelyyy~"

Lian Bing blinked her eyes and didn't answer my question, only suddenly hugging me from frontwards, using her cheeks to rub against my chest.

"You must hurry up and return~, for every second that you're away from me, someoneee will feel that their heart have been stabbed by a needle alreadyyy~"

Ohh, so I'm guessing that your heart now must probably be riddled with thousands of holes then.

I pressed onto her shoulders, pulling her away and afterwards replied a 'Got it', and walked into the washroom, as Lian Bing waved her hands towards me and turned around to head back to class.

"Haaa........."

Looking at the mirror in front of the basin, I unresistingly gave off a sigh.

The sighs I made recently seemed to have clearly increased, it must be because the gloominess at my chest was being unable to be vented anywhere.

Every time, the conversation's dominance would be at her side, as she all the time would be using different patterns to tease me. If this goes on, I'll be teased by her till even having no idea on how I even died off at all.

Looks like from the next time onwards, I'll need to be a little more forceful already.

It's all to be blamed onto my personality for being originally more inclined towards passivity, and also from the past I didn't have any experience onto getting along with girls, plus when facing against my meimeis, I would always display out a humbling attitude..........which was why now I had become such a weakling!!

Yeah, that's right!

I must become a little more forceful!

Grab ahold of the conversation's dominancy!

Using cooling water to wash my cheeks briefly, I resoluted myself, from next time onwards I mustn't be falling under passivity already, I must start to enact out some changes!

I looked an entire area around the washbasin but didn't manage to find the napkin; looks like it should be taken away by someone already.

Ahh..........so it's really gone already, huh. It's already been 2 periods of lessons, and I knew that it'll definitely be picked up by someone, so not being able to find it back was very natural after all.

But, on it still had Lian Bing's saliva..........when I thought that there's a possibility that it would be used by someone else to wipe their hands..........

My heart felt rather discomforted.

Mm? Why would I have that sort of feeling?

Don't tell me that I had really fallen in love with her already?

It can't be that the one whose heart was being riddled into a sieve was actually me?

Mixed emotions...........

I originally was very depressed, and after I realized upon this matter I became even more gloomified..........I had the distinct feeling that if I admit that I had fallen in love with Ji Lian Bing already, I would have lost to that person in many different aspects.

Shaking my head, I emptied those cluttered thoughts from within my brain, walked towards the inner region of the toilet, and untied my belt in front of the urinal.

Just at this timing, my shoulder was being grabbed onto by an unknown person, and from my behind resounded a maliciously intentioned voice.

"You're An Jun Cheng, right?"

That person forcibly pulled over my shoulder, making me twist my body around, but this timing was just when I was about to release those bladder's liquids, with the outcome being...........

"The f**k!!! What the hell have you done already!! My pantssssssss!! So disgusting filthy!"

I a little awkwardly hastily turned back around, and excreted out all the urine that were suppressively forced interrupted afterwards, pulling up my pants while turning around and saying to him.

"Err..........sorry..........no wait, this isn't my fault at all, right, who asked you to deliberately choose the timing when I was peeing to pull onto me."

"You bastard! Quite the boldness indeed..........ehhh?!"

".........."

This person's really so unreasonable..........hang on, carefully observing, wasn't he our class's Meng Fa?

A head dyed with brown hair; his hairstyle leaning towards a "Smart" style; earrings-necklaces-rings none of which were lacking; the feeling these gave was a rather frivolous appearance, being not quite honest-looking.

"What kind of expression is that!! Are you looking down on me?!"

Eh..........even if you glare at me, I couldn't instantly tremble about in fear, it's not like I'm a small animal too, so how could I be frightened stiff just by an intimidating eye expression.

Plus with this sort of acted-out terrorizing look, compared to Lian Bing's naturally emanating 'saturated with killing aura smile', it's simply just like a tall person facing against a giant.

Having this kind of comparison, I then realized; so I was usually always being amidst in such dangerous scenarios, huh?

"You brat, what are you dazing out for! Look towards this side!"

"Oh, my bad."

After being yelled at, I regained back my senses, and looked towards the "smart" youth with a vacant face.

I remember that his title should be [Mahou Magister], don't tell me that he could really use magic?

(TL: Mahou Magister simply means: Master of Magic)

"In any case, you're looking for me regarding?"

He raised his eyebrows as he proceeded to tell me.

"If I say Ji Lian Bing, you should understand about it already right?"

"Haaa........."

Although I had predicted that this kind of scenario would happen since a long time ago, I didn't expect it to be inside the toilet, plus it's that sort of most cliche scenario too..........

"What the hell do you mean by that, you brat!"

Perhaps he thought that my sighing actions were to be looking down onto him.

I still thought that this kind of extremely stereotypical situation would only occur inside a manga, but I didn't expect to really have this kind of people existing in real life.

What would happen next should be something like 'Leave Ji Lian Bing' 'A person like you shouldn't be staying by her side' 'If you're smart enough then immediately get lost' such examples of threatening words, I guess.

But the development of what happened next was completely different from what I've imagined.

"Don't think that you became a riajuu after you've gotten yourself a girlfriend!! You bastard! Lemme tell you, being like this will get you dumped sooner or later!"

"Ah...........?"

My eyebrows deeply frowned, not understanding on why this guy would suddenly spout out such a sentence.

"I originally wanted to just politely learn a couple of things from you and whatnot, but now you peed onto my pants...........you'll have to compensate me!"

"I'll say, me peeing onto your pants was all your own imposed fault, right."

"I don't caree! In any case you'll have to just compensate me!"

Is he a small child?!

"Since I'm so kindly magnanimous, I won't want any form of compensation from you already, so just tell me the secret of you being able to attract women!"

So it's actually like that.........

Looks like that Mahou Magister's title was merely mocking that he's a virgin, as this person, upon seeing me and Ji Lian Bing going out, wrongfully thought that I possessed some kind of a skill that attracted the ladies.

(TL: Master of Magic (魔法大师) is a pun onto Grand Wizard (大魔法师), which essentially means any 30/40 year old male virgins, who became a master wizard onto firmly controlling their "wands" till such elderly age, while all the rest already lost control of it. Why do you think tt Dumbledore is such a powerful wizard?)

But then again, I didn't have that kind of skill that a hentai MC would have possessed at all.

"I don't know any secret onto becoming popular."

Meng Fa agitatedly grabbed onto my collar as he shook me about, with his saliva almost spitting onto my face.

"Stop lying already! I started to observe you from last Friday onwards, ever since you're being confessed to by Ji Lian Bing, you even gained the attention of quite a few girls as well, it's clearly that you obtained a harem male lead's MC plot armor!! Suddenly becoming so popular, it must have been because of some secret! Quickly tell me, have you done some unspeakable dealings? Or is it because you've done some illegal actions?"

What's with these and that.........attention of quite a few girls? How come I didn't realize about it at all?

I suddenly became popular already?

Ahhh, that's right, it should be that magic circle which landed inside my head, displaying out its effects.

You shouldn't find me then, go look for Li Li, eyy.

"I think, the library's Yang-laoshi should be able to help you."

"Don't try to anyhow brush me off, how can that woman help me out at all?"

I turned my head to look sideways, wiping off the saliva on my entire face, and answered with a helpless expression.

"Since you don't believe me then I also can't help it, as I have no idea too..........I really don't know anything at all."

"This isn't magic at all!! Then how did you exactly become so popular! Even though the mighty me is way more handsome than you, but such obscure tiny brat like you is actually more popular than me, what isit based on!!"

This person's rather narcissist, heeh? By the way, he actually thought that he himself was handsome, but on the contrary I feel that your appearance already minused your points till below the line already. Those girls that would still currently love "smart" appearances simply wouldn't exist already, right, unless that girl's head also had a problem too.

"Forget it, since you don't want to tell me, I'll just look by myself then! Don't anyhow move about!"

"Eh?"

Meng Fa suddenly stretched out his gigantic palms and pressed onto my Tiān Líng Gài, to see that..........

Alright, nothing happened at all.

(TL: 天灵盖 → Tian Ling Gai - is a fancy and suspenseful way of saying, "crown"/ "top of head")

"What are you doing already."

"Huh? You.........."

The originally very rowdy Meng Fa suddenly quietened, as he looked at me with a face of surprise, as if he had discovered upon a new continent.

"What happened?"

"No, it's nothing, I just feel that your..........Mm, you're rather attractive indeed."

Hearing onto a manly male saying such words, my face immediately crumpled, as a nauseated feeling started to erupt up from my stomach.

"No matter how fateless you are onto females, you also mustn't be interested towards males...........I'll say this beforehand, I don't have any tiny bit of interest towards men at all."

Meng Fa was being choked by these words till he hastily coughed out a few times, before pointing out a middle finger as he spat.

"Cough cough! Who had interest onto men already!! Even if you are to put on a female clothing, I also won't be interested in you at all!"

"Then what's the meaning of you pointing the middle finger at all........."

So should I believe onto your words, or should I believe onto that hand gesture of you wanting to X me?

"Cough cough cough! The meaning is to despise you!"

"Fufu.........."

This person's really very interesting, eyy.

I think I probably knew why Lian Bing would like to tease me so much, because teasing other people is really quite interesting.

"Really, I'm almost being befuddled by you already! The mighty me is a maho..........cough, a fortune teller~! Just now I've helped you to divine out, and I noticed that you're lucky in loveships."

Fortune telling and divination telling were completely not the same thing, right? No wait, even if it's divination telling, I also hadn't heard before of it needing to touch onto the head at all..........it's rather evident that he's trying to brush me off.

"I hear that in a person's life, there would be three peaks of them being lucky in loveships, and you should be welcoming onto your very first loveship luck's peak!"

"Lucky loveships, eh........."

I think it's more like unlucky calamityships instead, as I don't think my luck recently would be of any good. Ever since I was acquainted with Lian Bing, there's only calamitous luck shining continuously upon me.

"Damn it, I'm so envious!! I also really want to be intimate with bishoujos too!!"

"..........."

This person really didn't attempt to disguise his own lust at all. In essence, he's just a straightforwardly good guy, although his looks were to be a little intimidatingly fierce, but he seemed not to have any malicious intents.

"Eyy, forget it. Since more or less I learned a little something, I won't be so petty with you about it already. Oh right, I'm Meng Fa, and we're from the same class."

"Oh, I'm An Jun Cheng........."

"I know. It'll be like this then, if this dawdles on I won't have time to eat lunch already, so bye bye~. Next time you definitely must tell me the secret onto becoming popular~!"

After finishing those words, Meng Fa waved his hands at me as he walked out of the washroom; this person's really like the wind, heeh.

Just when he turned around to exit the washroom, I suddenly noticed that his pants were dry.

Oho..........Mahou Magister, huh...........

-ch 39 end-

(3391 words to tl)

TL: I'm busy with school, so expect around 1 chapt a day, probably, maybe, sometimesly. On weekends, I could triple it to 3, but for weekdays, my lessons are 9-5 on a daily count (usually), so.........

Footnotes:
Meng Fa (name) [孟发] = It originally meant "stylish hair", hence I didn't realize it in chapter 33.6, and just used that term instead of using the name instead. It's now edited. Btw, it's a pun on his hair-name.........

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"Smart" hair (杀马特 → shā mǎ tè) = It's originally a slang word based on the english word 'smart', and it's used to describe a very, very anime-like style hair (usually colorful). It's meant in sarcasm, lol.

This kind of hairstyle was rather despised in CN, people even going as far to classify the person as another different human-kind. Reasoning was that they looked to be rather....um, to put it kindly, they looked rather bad. At least I can understand it in an employer's viewpoint.

My stance on this is, I don't despise them. Hey, it's their hairstyle, it looked cool like sonic.

My class had a guy who have that hairstyle. Now feast yer eyes on these!

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riajuu = someone who's a winner in life

Dealings would be referring to those PY transactions, where PY means 朋友 (peng you) in CN, where you do some dirty agreement and so on. Hard for me to explain it though, just know that it's a consensual both sided agreement of act they agreed upon.

As for unspeakable......um, it being rather dirty, I guess?

Illegal actions = blackmail, -3-.

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mighty me (本大爷) = haughty way to describe oneself. I placed the contextual meaning for now as it wasn't used often, and will be subject to changes in the future if it's being used way way alot.

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lucky in loveships 命犯桃花 = a phrase in chinese used to describe what it meant, a person being lucky in his life onto female relationships. It's said (in chinese) that there's definitely 3 periods of it in a person life.

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Fortune telling / divination telling = For fortune telling, think western kind lady who used a crystal ball to peek into future and whatnot. For divination telling, think chinese who used an assortments of cards, animals, pentagrams, or palm reading to tell onto your future.

Glossary:
meimei = younger sister

-laoshi = suffix for teacher

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