The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap Chapter 13

By the way, this chapter will be a cliff hanger even when I finish, it’s important so I use Cap. 

Read it at your own risk, I don’t think I can release chapter 18 (End of this Cliff hanger) anytime soon.

He came in abrupt.

“are you the saint of miracle ?”

People usually come here to  cure wounds, but this person pushed the waiting people out of order.

A wild strange person appeared! (of it doesn’t have “wild” in raw, sorry but I can’t help)

“… I have no intention call myself a saint, but some people calling me so on their own”

People like this guy were usually get beaten up quickly, but today, no-one doing so, they are not even complain. Rather, everyone in the town willing clear the way for him.

At first, I thought that the intimidation of the companions dismissed people, but it seems to be different.

“It’s a lord … “

“Who is it that unleashed that stallion?” 

“Do not look, you can get pregnant !!”  (Don’t ask me just read for yourself, I don’t want spoiler)

Ah, I understand who you are from most of people voice.

I certainly appreciate Xeno tell me about a womanizer lord, but it seems to be pretty good to see the reaction of the town people.

After he finished checking on me, the lord begin to talk. 

“It’s so beautiful…” 

“Who is the Erotic Mushroom !?”

He had a hairstyle like a mushroom and I had a very easy-to-understand calling name of Erotic Mushroom, even my line of sight was obscure, but I was stared at.

“… Was it better for the Mushroom Erotic?”

” ” “Buffu” “  (sound of people try to hold their laugh)

” ” ” Hahahahaha ” ” “
“Do not laugh at me !!”

Oh, yeah. Since this pattern was kind of familiar, let mix in something else later.
Apart from that, the other party is very angry for some reason. Kicking the armor of the blown out armor helmet and threatening the inhabitants who burst out laughing is a lot of stupidity. Only the knight and me are not laughing at him, the woman who is waiting by his side awkward say.  (he is some kind of comic relief character)

“You do not have to get so angry … Why do not you name yourself if you don’t want she to call you like that ?”

“Is that so? I am Argento vampear, so what is Samaka-san want with me?”
“Argento … You, could you be my wife?”  (He said her full name not shortern Arge)

… He came with a straight ball.  (A japanese way of saying, he is direct)

There is a question mark attached to the other’s word, but from the action I feel “I do not say it is disgusting” but have a feeling of shame. Armor helmet knight and a lady who holding a sword with her finger surround, so it is no of escape.

Somehow, Samaka-san seem worried about bad breath. Although it smelled fresh and refreshing like a herb, he go back reflexive one step as worry the luscious breath make me uncomfortable. After that Samakha closes the distance with a Kabe Don  (It’s hard to translate this part, basically, Ero mushroom want to get closer to our MC, then he remember that he should check his breath so he take his face back for a while, after check his breath, he Kabedon our MC, please help me choose word with that in mind, I can’t make any good with my English)

(Kabe don: is a pose when senpai want you to notice him, see image at the end of chapter)

“My bad, for keep you waiting.” (悪いようにはせんぞ: Warui yō ni hasen zo)

His hand press to wall and other hand is holding my chin. He attack me for a special combo technique to get a girl.

… What shall I do, my heart don’t skip a beat.

I understand in sense the meaning of special technique to get a girl limited for handsome man, but effect also depend on how you do it and the girl taste. Certainly this is nothing unpleasant when a person you like do it.

The hairstyle which consolidated black hair in tickiness is glossy mushro no matter how you looks at it, and additionally it is the one covering the hat with expensive feathers on it, so the area of the face feels strangely small. His hair or hat looks like the main body.

Typical, I think that he is “awesome handsome man but also a person that you feel awkward to be with” type.

“Uhm, about that…” (あのですね―― Ano desu ne)
“- Arge, what’s wrong?”

She seems to have heard the fuss, Ferunoto-san flew out of the house. While poking the boobs up.
Ferunoto-san seemed to misunderstood when she saw Samaka-san, who is kabedon-ing me to the wall of her house, She glare at Samaka with obviously angry eyes,

“Samaka … what are you doing to that child?”

“You are still feel not enough with thirty-four wife?”

“It’s still bad !!”

Somehow, they are acquaintance. Ferunoto-san talking tone does not care, it is rather a hostile one.

… There are thirty six wives, it is an outrageous harem.

Although my heart did not move at all, I think he had quite a lot wives right now. There is a possibility of being forcibly, but it is rude to think about it without hear from himself.
Samaka-san did not seem to be frightened, no matter how much Ferunoto-san glare at him, rather shrugged his shoulders sharply.

“Fuu … Ferunoto-dono, what are you doing in such a place?

“I have heard that your eyes have healed. I even heard that after receiving that report, the king personally ask you returned … Was that right, the former Kingdom Order Third Corps Vice-leader? “
“… “

I was surprised that Ferunoto-san was a from the Order, and that was a pretty awesome occupation.

Looking at the attitude now, I understand that She is not enthusiastic about returning. On top of that, She also feel guilty about refusing the consultation from the king.

However, this situation is somewhat bad. Ferunoto-san is now clearly rolling in.

On the other hand, Samaka-san is clearly talking calmly to the point that it is obviously he has upper-hand. The words that he told Ferunoto-san is also moderate, so that I can take it as if he won’t acept a refutation.

Even though he has bad sense (of fashion) and love woman (pervert), The king will not trust such important land unless it is a person who can do politics and economy.

What are you going to do with your opponent’s field of expertise? She really is a serious person.

… What should I do?

If you focus on your sense of smell, it is the woman who is close to Ferunoto-san and Samaka-san have “strong” feel among those who are in this place. I can understand by the blood reading from the smell of blood.

However, it’s still annoying if I can run away with her. The opponent is the lord of this town, and Ferunoto-san may be held liable.

From his body, it smells quite sweet. Perhaps it’s perfume, but its odor is too strong to understand the smell of blood. Do not overdo it.

I can not grasp the degree of surprises beyond the ability to understand, so it may be dangerous to move inadvertently.

“…For the time being, we can not talk properly about it, hey, how about have some tea ?”

“Ah, Arge!”
“I’m OK, Ferunoto-san, I just have a some tea.”

There is no doubt that it will not be easy to keep it as it is, so let’s decide to ride on the invitation of the opponent here.
It is much better than being talked for a long time. Because it is troublesome. If I have something I want to finish early and take a nap.

“…Even if he give me three meal nap, I think I will not easy fall.”

“Why not deny with an immediate answer here?”

No, if you do it really it will be quite fluctuating.

End chapter 13

TN: Kabedon: usually a tall boy do it to a girl and pin her to the wall

Chapter end