The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap Chapter 1

“… It’s a white room . ”

When I awoke this morning, I found myself in a stark white room .

Really, it’s so white that it’s impossible to tell where the walls and ceiling are .

Whether it’s a narrow space or a wide space is also vague . Just looking at it is unsettling .

“So you have finally awoken, new reincarnator . ”

“Haa… Good morning . ”

“… You give a lighthearted response . ”

No, I just woke up badly . My head isn’t working just yet .

For now, I’ll just ask this disembodied voice some questions .

“Where am I?”

“This is the reincarnation room . Here you pick where you will be reincarnated and what race you shall be reincarnated as . ”

This person’s voice sounds like a little girl, but speaks like an old man .

“… So I died, Loligramps-san . ”

“Sadly, yes… wait, Loligramps!?”

“Yes . Loligramps-san . ”

“You… how rude . ”

“Sorry, is Grandpa Loli better?”

“That is not the problem! The ordering of words and what I want to say are two separate things!”

Really, to yell at someone who just woke up . He’s kinda an annoying person .

While standing up and stretching to shake off drowsiness, I question the loligramps .

“Nh, mm… How did I die?”

“You move quickly huh… no matter . The cause of your death was sleep apnea . ”

Sleep apnea syndrome .

It’s that, where you just stop breathing in your sleep… right?

“You usually aren’t supposed to die from sleep apnea though . It just raises your risk of cerebrovascular disorders and heart diseases . ”

“Hmm? That’s what I heard though . Still, your death was indirectly caused by sleep apnea . Really, the upper management does sloppy work… Anyways, you died . Got it?”

“Haa, I understand . ”

I don’t know anything about the upper management, but if I died, there’s nothing that can done . I didn’t suffer, so I guess that’s good . It’s much better than dying while in pain and suffering . Instead of living a long life and dying while suffering, dying while young and quickly is much more ideal .

“Then… reincarnation? Why reincarnation? Is there a rule where if you die from sleep apnea you get reincarnated?”

“No, it is just that your soul is… how would you say… passionless . ”

“Passionless… is it?”

It was as the voice said, normally I am a passionless person, a person without a scrap of motivation .

I am an existence of self-indulgence, a parasite clinging on to and surviving off of parents .

“Without a doubt I am like a speck of dust on earth, or maybe it’s better to say I’m merely extra baggage, an existence that offers no benefits for being around, like the uvula or appendix . ”

“Your self-evaluation is harsh!”

“Well it’s all true . And, what is the point in reincarnating such a passionless person? Go force this on to another a person with more drive . Like a person who died screaming, ‘Noooooo, I won’t die yeeeet!’ would be better right? Then, goodnight . ”

“Wait, don’t just say such an obvious answer and casually go back to sleep . Also, what is with that strangely dramatic performance!?”

The futon disappeared before my eyes . Without even leaving time to blink, it really gave off a feeling of vanishing into thin air .

… This, doesn’t seem to be a dream .

Haa . What a pain . I miss my futon .

“… It’s a white room . ”.

When I awoke this morning, I found myself in a stark white room

Really, it’s so white that it’s impossible to tell where the walls and ceiling are

Whether it’s a narrow space or a wide space is also vague . Just looking at it is unsettling

“So you have finally awoken, new reincarnator . ”.

“Haa… Good morning . ”.

“… You give a lighthearted response . ”.

No, I just woke up badly . My head isn’t working just yet

For now, I’ll just ask this disembodied voice some questions

“Where am I?”.

“This is the reincarnation room . Here you pick where you will be reincarnated and what race you shall be reincarnated as . ”.

This person’s voice sounds like a little girl, but speaks like an old man

“… So I died, Loligramps-san . ”.

“Sadly, yes… wait, Loligramps!?”.

“Yes . Loligramps-san . ”.

“You… how rude . ”.

“Sorry, is Grandpa Loli better?”.

“That is not the problem! The ordering of words and what I want to say are two separate things!”.

Really, to yell at someone who just woke up . He’s kinda an annoying person

While standing up and stretching to shake off drowsiness, I question the loligramps

“Nh, mm… How did I die?”.

“You move quickly huh… no matter . The cause of your death was sleep apnea . ”.

Sleep apnea syndrome

It’s that, where you just stop breathing in your sleep… right?.

“You usually aren’t supposed to die from sleep apnea though . It just raises your risk of cerebrovascular disorders and heart diseases . ”.

“Hmm? That’s what I heard though . Still, your death was indirectly caused by sleep apnea . Really, the upper management does sloppy work… Anyways, you died . Got it?”.

“Haa, I understand . ”.

I don’t know anything about the upper management, but if I died, there’s nothing that can done . I didn’t suffer, so I guess that’s good . It’s much better than dying while in pain and suffering . Instead of living a long life and dying while suffering, dying while young and quickly is much more ideal

“Then… reincarnation? Why reincarnation? Is there a rule where if you die from sleep apnea you get reincarnated?”.

“No, it is just that your soul is… how would you say… passionless . ”.

“Passionless… is it?”.

It was as the voice said, normally I am a passionless person, a person without a scrap of motivation

I am an existence of self-indulgence, a parasite clinging on to and surviving off of parents

“Without a doubt I am like a speck of dust on earth, or maybe it’s better to say I’m merely extra baggage, an existence that offers no benefits for being around, like the uvula or appendix . ”.

“Your self-evaluation is harsh!”.

“Well it’s all true . And, what is the point in reincarnating such a passionless person? Go force this on to another a person with more drive . Like a person who died screaming, ‘Noooooo, I won’t die yeeeet!’ would be better right? Then, goodnight . ”.

“Wait, don’t just say such an obvious answer and casually go back to sleep . Also, what is with that strangely dramatic performance!?”.

The futon disappeared before my eyes . Without even leaving time to blink, it really gave off a feeling of vanishing into thin air

… This, doesn’t seem to be a dream

Haa . What a pain . I miss my futon

Chapter end