The Eunuch is Pregnant Chapter 293

To my dear reader,

This chapter is sooooo HILARIOUS! Hahahaha! I think you guys will like it! 😛

Also, I received a comment asking me if I'll be translating the sequel of this novel. The answer is no. The writing is so bad that it would take me more time to edit than to translate (I took a look). I spend a lot of time editing the novel in order to produce these chapters that you see. You guys will either have to machine translate, get another translator, or learn to read Chinese. Haha.

But I promise you I'll finish this novel! Please keep in mind that each chapter takes around 2.5-3 hours (including editing and converting awkward Chinese syntax into readable English). After the novel is finished, I'll link you guys the raws again so you can read the sequel if you want.

Chapter 293: Xuan'er c0ckblock

When Le Yao Yao felt the air touch her bare skin, she couldn't help but shrink her body. She was very bashful.

Seeing this, Leng Jun Yu's eyes turned more fiery and he growled like a famished beast. He wanted to devour his little rabbit whole.

His kiss was so hot that Le Yao Yao felt like a melted puddle in no time. Her entire body was soft and she didn't have any strength to fight back. She was completely under Yu's control.

While Leng Jun Yu was kissing, his hands were busy removing the rest of Le Yao Yao's clothes. In no time, Le Yao Yao felt naked and free. Currently, there wasn't a single item covering her.

Le Yao Yao felt exposed and instinctively covered her chest with crossed arms. Leng Jun Yu chuckled.

"Yao Yao, you're beautiful. There's no need for you to hide. I'm already smitten by you."

"Yu…." Hearing Leng Jun Yu's raspy provocative voice was causing Le Yao Yao's face to turn red.

Leng Jun Yu reached over and pulled down Le Yao Yao's hands from her bunnies. Then, he began to suck on one of them.

Since giving birth to Xuan'er, Le Yao Yao's chest have grown in size. Her jade white bunnies were very enticing to the eye. Leng Jun Yu burrowed his face in them and continuously inhaled her scent. He used his tongue to tease the bunny until the raisin became a perky raisin. (tl: LOLLLLLL)

Leng Jun Yu's skillful licks were causing an electric current to run through Le Yao Yao's body. She was afraid of the feeling, but at the same time, she wanted more.

Her delicate body began to squirm around below him as she lightly moaned, causing Yu's body to fire up even more.

So now, Leng Jun Yu groaned vehemently and began to massage and squeeze Le Yao Yao's other jade bunny while sucking one with his mouth. His remaining hand slowly headed down to the forbidden kingdom.

Le Yao Yao was also being an active participant. She was about to touch Leng Jun Yu's bulging bird when a child voice rang -

"Daddy, are you hungry? Why are you drinking mommy's milk? Xuan'er also wants some milk!"

The baby voice was like pouring a bucket of ice cold water on them.

Le Yao Yao yelped and instantly shoved Leng Jun Yu off her. She hid herself in the blanket.

Leng Jun Yu was slightly alarmed, but far more annoyed that someone interrupted his sexy time.

After covering his aroused bird, he frowned and turned to the little boy that had popped up beside the bed.

"Xuan'er, why are you here?"

Leng Yi Xuan had no idea he was ruining his parents' wedding night. He blinked his innocent eyes and stated with honesty. "Auntie Ping said today is daddy and mommy's big day. I'm not allowed to interrupt. But Xuan'er misses mommy, so Xuan'er decided to hide underneath the bed to prevent Auntie Ping from finding me."

Xuan'er was very proud of his hiding skills. Then, he paused and blinked again. "Daddy, what are you doing with mommy? Why are you two naked? You guys are going to catch a cold!"

Xuan'er was acting like an adult and showing his disapproval. After all, being sick meant lots of bitter medicine!

Leng Yi Xuan had no idea his words were making his mom even more embarrassed. Now, Le Yao Yao's face was as red as a monkey's butt. She really wanted to find a hole to hide in.

"Yu, it's all your fault!" whined Le Yao Yao.

Leng Jun Yu felt wronged. "How is it my fault? What we were doing is normal behaviour!"

Then, Le Yao Yao gave him a dirty look to indicate he must deal with the current situation.

Leng Jun Yu touched his nose and took on his fatherly role. "Xuan'er, Auntie Ping is correct. Today is a big day for your daddy and mommy. You must be good and find Auntie Ping and sleep in your room."

Leng Jun Yu wasn't used to dealing with kids, but he tried his best. He tried to speak in his nicest tone possible. Initially, he thought Xuan'er would be obedient and leave. But who would've thought his son was a rebel!?!

"No!" Xuan'er yelled.

"What?" Leng Jun Yu raised his eyebrow. He tried to remain composed. "Why not?"

"Because Xuan'er wants to sleep with mommy!" exclaimed Xuan'er.

Xuan'er didn't care or know his dad might get blue balls. He spoke like it was a matter of fact. After all, he had always slept with his mother all his life! So, naturally, he was going to sleep with his mommy!

I'm going to link the rest of the chapter an hour from now. If you want to find out what happens, you have to read on MY SITEEEEEE!!!!

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